#is and its really annoying. this is about how in general this shit isnt sustainable if you're trying to gain as many consumers as possible

[nieloxychen]

akljfgafdgjlh thank you thank you

i dont have much but here is some of that!!!

it used to exist on the internet only, like a virus or some ethernet-entity. recently it found a portal to *~*the real world*~* though so now it can go *~*outside*~*!!! which theyre really excited abt

that portal leads to a single, really old computer in a somewhat shitty, abandoned house. that somehow is still running despite the house no longer getting electricity.

its curious abt how that works, but has “”more interesting”” stuff going on so they dont really worry abt it. but boy that sure is a strange coincidence isnt it :-)

their music taste ranges from abba to noisecore. 

it doesnt have a digestive system or organs in general. what is its physical body made of? no clue! they do bleed, they can eat! where does the blood come from? where does the food go? it doesnt know and cares about as much as it cares abt the portal. theres “”more interesting”” things going on

they go through existance mostly like “what can i do to cause the most sustainable chaos possible”

like, large scale destruction? bad dont want that! less things to do!!

facilitating the rube-goldberg like murder of someone? love that! so much is gonna happen bc of that!!

their morals are,,,,, oof

it loves food so much! theres so many different things to eat, ways of preparing them, ways to season them!!! 

inspo for them came in part from bo burnhams welcome to the internet (if it wasnt obvious)

its biggest hobby is playing in online games and just being a little shit. not mean or abusive, its not gonna spout insults or slurs. but it WILL go out of its way to sabotage its teammates. they WILL act as if they dont know the game if they play with ppl that dont like “”noobs””. they want to be as annoying as possible if they can see the reactions of the ppl they play with. IT WILL STREAMSNIPE and it will act as though it has no idea what it just did.

boosters name comes from an energy drink ive never had

their eyes do the mowgli-snake hypnosis thing sometimes. they dont make it happen, it just happens. they havent found what triggers it yet

it does however completly control its limb-screens! it can play videos on them as well, and on occasion will play increadibly spoilery scenes at the worst moments

they dont like travelling in the physical world by anything but foot. car? hate it. train? nope. bike? sucks. since theres only one portal atm, that means theyre stuck in that one area.

and they HATE that lol

anyway thats that for now!