#ironically if monty called some of the minis they would just squash it no questions asked

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I might not remember correctly but I want to say you said Monty is afraid of spiders, so if Roxy is scared of cujo, Monty would completely shut down over the Arachnophobia movie 💀

Yeah he's scared of bugs but mostly spiders. He can handle DJ and barely handle the Minis, if at all so it's lucky they don't hang around him too much normally

And hey I've actually seen this film! Not the whole thing, but enough to know how it goes!

Fortunately for Monty, the film is literally called Arachnophobia so it's really obvious that spiders are going to be involved. He can avoid that one pretty easily lmao

But if he did watch it, well he's like Roxy in that he can't handle horror at all. That, combined with it being a horror about spiders specifically means he's probably shitting bricks for most of it, possibly just turning it off as soon as there's too many spiders running around on screen at once. He doesn't care about spiders or these people really so he's not as compelled to see what happens as Roxy was with Cujo

If he watches the whole thing? Yeah he's gonna be real scared of the staff tunnels and any basement levels for a long ass while. He's paranoid that every spider he sees could be like the ones in the film and instead of calling Roxy or Chica (the resident spider catchers), he just tells everyone to stay out of that room forever. Or starts a fire to get rid of it. Or calls Roxy to burn it and gets annoyed when she just waltzes over to it and scoops it up like it's nothing.

They're animatronics, even if it was venomous it can't hurt them! She tries to get this through to him but he doesn't care. This is the most irrelevant information he's ever heard. Please for fucks sake just kill it or he's going to die right the fuck now he swears lmao

And if Roxy doesn't kill it? He'll call Chica and she'll just fucking eat it. No fucks given. She finds it hilarious how disgusted both of them are every time she does it. Roxy will actually fight her to stop her doing this too, but Monty wants it gone so it's two against one now. In the end, Roxy just takes it away... To the staff tunnels. She promises it won't make a nest of super spiders down there! They would never do that! That would be silly! :)

Anyway, yeah Monty would not survive the Arachnophobia movie! You're so right! It's one of the most terrifying films he's ever seen in his life he fucking hates spiders! DJ is the only exception to this lmao poor Monty will see any vaguely spider-shaped thing on the wall and start throwing shit for a long while after this I'm sure lmao