#ironically enough i am also going to see kit's show lmaooooo

[jackwolfes]

I've booked tickets to see Kit's new show and it got me thinking. What are your thoughts on Jesper and magic? We know Kaz has his wee slight of hand schtick but I feel like Jesper would get stuck into something like that, and I think gun twirling would help with card tricks and the like. Now I'm just wondering what a Jesper magician au would be like 😂

two key things on this:

whatever the fuck is going on in the bullet catch scene in good omens season 2 is kazper

1000% jesper and kaz run a con involving stage magicianry except jesper isn't the magician, he's the sexy assistant in a stupid little lowcut one-piece body suit and a bowtie on bare skin. like i love him, i think he's fantastic, i think he'd be such a dick on stage but if he's going to be in a magic show jesper fahey is the sexy assistant doing flourishes and being a cunt

also when jack did next to normal so many folks were like "omg wesper theatre kid au" which i didnt get then and i still don't rate that highly now because if any SOC ship is a theatre kid couple it is (pretty much canonically) kanej.