#inspired spur of the moment by writing wild saying 'thank fuck' in a wip

[ssahotstuff]

Hey, hope you're doing good today 😊. 🥸🛌💥 for your writers ask?

Ooooh yes gladly! Thank you for asking 🥰🥰🥰

🥸 Does anyone in IRL know you write fanfic or original fiction? If not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?

I haven’t outright told anyone but there are people on this app that know my identity outside of tumblr despite my account being faceless, if that makes sense! I try not to collide my writing/real life because I feel like most of the people I know would judge me heavily.

💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

Eeeek, okay I started this draft like 4 months ago and it’s Hotch x Heavily tattooed reader and he takes her to get tattoos because he loves watching and reader is really hesitant because she knows she isn’t his usual type but there’s so much chemistry regardless 🫠🫠😍 let me see what I can find to tease it with!!

"It really doesn't hurt?" Luckily the shop you found took walk ins, and he had time for a small freehand tattoo when Aaron suggested you get one; he wanted to watch you get a tattoo for some odd reason, and you weren't going to say no. You always had time for a new tattoo, no matter what day or time.

"It's uncomfortable, but it's not as bad as you think. You should get one too," you looked up at him and he was frowning, shaking his head back at you.

"They look much better on you. Your butterfly is cute," that's what you'd gotten, a smaller one, in the blank space of your arm. There wasn't a lot of detail, but he only had an hour to spare for your slot. He covered it with second skin; it was a type of protective seal for your tattoo. Aaron wouldn't let you pay or tip, he insisted, as part of your date. You walked out with a new memory, something to keep on your skin forever that would always make you think of him.

"Were all of your tattoos planned or have you ever gotten one at the spur of the moment like that?" Once you'd climbed in the car, he was taking your hand to examine it more closely.

"Nope, this is a first. I made appointments for the rest."

He liked that a lot.

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🛏 Is there a new trope you'd like to write this year?

Ugh it’s not new because I’ve written it once before but I’m obsessed with Hotch having a lactation kink 🥴🥴 I want to write a whole fic where Hotch has a pregnancy kink/is just absolutely obsessed with pregnant reader and she’s afraid once she has the baby he isn’t going to find her attractive anymore but in reality he’s going crazy over all of the changes her body has made, especially all of her curves 😍

I alsooooo like the idea of writing something that takes place like a year after 5 x 9/100 where Hotch and Jack move to the country to start a new life after Foyet and Hotch falls for a single mom/reader that has a suuuuper simple life, like she has a giant garden/farm and sells her stuff at the farmers market and Hotch is just absolutely wild over her overalls 😂

I also wanna write Hotch having kind of like a threesome but he’s just watching reader and another girl—I had a dream about this scenario like three nights ago and it hasn’t left my brain since. Idk if I’ll write it though because it’s oddly specific—I’m attracted to EVERYONE, regardless of gender identity so it’s super normal for me to be with another woman—I’m not sure if my readers would feel the same though!!

That being said I started a Marty Byrde x Hotch x Reader fic where they were in witsec together and Hotch and Marty agreed to share the reader bc they were both in love with her 🥴 super self indulgent, they didn’t fuck reader at the same time but they were like, taking turns touching her together and it sent my brain haywire so I may finish that— haven’t decided. I haven’t touched it in months but this inspired me to go back and read it 😂😂

[thunderpetal]

How much each of the Chain swear

Ranked from most polite to the worst offenders.

Twilight - Because he spent so much time hanging out with the Ordon kids, he just trained himself to never swear. It was a better option than risking only allowing himself to swear when they weren’t around, in case he accidentally messed up one time. Truthfully, none of the Ordon adults would be that mad at him for prematurely teaching Colin to say fuck - but Twilight is a good lad, and worries a lot about these things. Even as an adult away adventuring, swearing has never come naturally to him and probably never will.

Hyrule - Because so much of his adventures were spent alone, he didn’t know a single swear word for a while. Then he started hearing them in the towns of his Hyrule, and innocently incorporated them into his vocabularly like they were any other word. Because of this, he used to swear a lot, but now he actually knows the meanings behind the words he’s much less keen. He’s lowkey scandalised to hear other members of the Chain swear so freely, especially Legend! Secretly the biggest prude of them all, but no one thinks he is.

Sky - Sometimes swears in his head, but has so far never done so in front of the Chain. Like Twilight, he trained himself to never accidentally swear, cause I mean, he went to school! He was around teachers and responsible adults half the time! And when he began his adventure... he just felt bad swearing in front of Fi gjfkdsgh. She would never have minded if he did, but Sky respects her just as much, if not more than the adults of Skyloft, and he could never bring himself to swear in her presence. Even during the toughest parts of his journey. One day he’s gonna troll the Chain by saying ‘SHIT’ really loudly and then pretending that nothing happened.

Warriors - Swears when bad things happen to him, but doesn’t really otherwise. He used to be terrified of swearing in front of Artemis until he quickly discovered what pottymouths she and Impa are. Still, though, he prefers not to, on the whole. However, he won’t hold himself back from yelling a colourful string of swear words when he gets injured, or when Legend’s being annoying. And if they’re in the middle of a battle and Warriors quietly says ‘...Shit.’, that’s when you know things have just taken a turn for the worse.

Four - He likes swearing, and is probably the kind of guy who will start citing studies about how it’s a good stress outlet and people who swear are more honest (which is ironic considering his whole deal, but whatever) if you ask him why. Basically the exact same vibe as that one post that’s like ‘Writing is all about finding the best word to describe a situation, and sometimes that word is ‘ass’.’ Also, some of the colours, cough cough Blue, like to swear more than others, though all of them tend to at some point.

Time - Swore a lot more when he was younger, but he’s somewhat mellowed out now. I say somewhat. Like Warriors, he will swear when things go wrong or he’s angry, but also sometimes just for the sake of it. Him and Malon are a pretty foul-mouthed couple. He also has the fun bonus of knowing swear words from other lands, with how well travelled he is. The Chain are mostly assuming he’s a prude but they haven’t even seen 1% of his power yet. He tells the others off for their language, but he never actually means it. Every time Wind swears he’s like ‘that’s my boy <3′. I also hc his accent as Scottish, so do what you will with that knowledge.

Legend - Swears liberally and does not care what anyone thinks. He has been through way too much bullshit to restrain himself from saying bullshit. He also knows way more swear words from other countries than Time does, and doesn’t hesitate to use them all the time. Uses insult and swear words practically as terms of endearment. If Legend says to you ‘oi get over here fuckface’ that means he loves you.

Wild - It might be a surprise to some to see him so far up the list, but hey, this is my headcanon. And I see him as an absolute fucking pottymouth. More specifically, I hc him having a South London kinda accent to go along with Flora’s posh British one, and that basically translates to a whole lot of swearing. He picked up almost all the swear words he knows from meeting random people on his adventures, as many of them were invented during his hundred year nap. Wild’s people have created a lot of rude slang to curse monsters with ever since Calamity Ganon came back, and Wild is just a reflection of that. Unlike Legend, though, he hardly ever uses swear words to refer to his fellow Links, but they find their way into almost every sentence of his regardless.

Wind - Absolutely lethal combo of pirate and thirteen year old boy. Wind will use every swear word in the dictionary and then create some of his own on top. He begs Legend to teach him curse words from other countries, and pesters Wild to tell him what the slang he uses means. For Twilight, seeing a boy barely bigger than Colin act like this is basically culture shock. But that’s not Wind’s problem. Around Grandma, though, he totally transforms - never done a single thing wrong in his life, never said fuck, never plundered the great seas, no ma’am. The first time the Chain see him change his behaviour around her, no one wants to tell her what her perfect grandson is really like. But she knows, and she loves Wind all the same. As long as he doesn’t go prematurely teaching Aryll to say fuck.