#inspired by tonight's conversation with cassie (who so intelligently phrased it that this does not exist in any other timeline)

[serjaimelannister]

so much cosmic alignment was required to produce the mass hysteria otherwise known as the cw supernatural but one of my favorite planetary shifts has to be whatever was going on in jensen ackles' mind. one minute you're an aspiring young actor from texas blessed with good looks and charisma. the world is in theory your oyster. next minute you're hit by a severe and incurable case of deangirlism and are lying your way into an audition for a different character so you can plead with the tv show creator to cast you as said different character's brother like "i'm your dean" in the style of kate winslet appealing to james cameron for the role of rose dewitt bukater in titanic (1997). and well we know the rest