#inspired by the “but wait tvc vamps can't do x” discourse i've seen floating around again lol

[coffeenonsense]

best thing about the vampire chronicles is canon is basically a fun guessing game bc pretty much every narrator is a horny mentally unstable lying murderer and the plot is incidental to whatever gay drama they're currently undergoing

"but this book says" that book is narrated by lestat he's not fucking paying attention lmao he is busy being A Nuisance and A Slutty Slutty Terror