#inspired by that anon that said she's their grandma lmfaoooooo

[rowenasgf]

list of things i make fun of rowena for:

1. being short 🤏

2. being very high maintenance 👑

3. getting moody when things don’t go her way 💔

4. taking up all the room in bed despite being 5’2 😴

5. sleeping like a weirdo and waking up like she’s being resurrected 💤

6. looking down her nose at the boys even though both of them have an entire foot in height on her 🔮

7. having a massive ego and pouting when it takes any sort of hit ☹️

8. the fact that she named her son fergus of all things 🫣

9. being a grandma 🤭

10. sometimes i just look at her and keep going “weeeeeeeeena :3” and that drives her nuts 💖

list of things that rowena makes fun of me for:

1. being a rabbit 🐇

2. eating grass (i don’t) 🌱

3. being clingy 🤗

4. how easy it is for her to fluster me 😳

5. that i sleep so still and quiet i could pass for a cadaver ⚰️

6. how much washi tape i own 🌺

7. being obsessed with her 💞

8. one specific nsfw nickname she gave me that i cannot repeat here …… 🤐

9. being needy and always wanting her attention 🥺

10. the way i get overcome by how ginger she is and almost enter a trance-like state in which i just stare at her adoringly and pet her hair while repeating that it’s so orange 🤩

inspired by this ask, DNI if you post/like “tab0o” (inc3st, r@pe, ag3pl4y, etc.) whether fictional or not!!!