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[eleemosynecdoche]

I almost feel like lying about being spiritually poisonous might make you seem tastier.

In an emergency situation, how reliable do you think the old "I'm poisonous" trick would be against hungry yokai? (You're already lying about being poisonous so assume you can layer as much nonsense on that as you want- "I'm also SPIRITUALLY poisonous")

Well, human poisons don't work on youkai at all, so the first half is right out. Being spiritually poisonous is kind of a thing (Mokou is) but in practice I don't think they'd believe you because they'd be able to notice that thing beforehand. Sorry.