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I had a dream tonight that I went shopping with Damian, we had to buy some stuff bc we were planning on going to a costume party, and while I was looking for a black lipstick we split up so we'd be done faster, but when I had finally found a good lipstick I couldn't find him? He wasn't at the store where he said he was going, so I called him, and he was like "Beloved, I am waiting on the stairs in front of the [random store]." so I look for that store and can't find it, so I text him again to ask where that is and he just sends me a map of where we are 😭
I still couldn't find him and then finally he went looking for me. Condescending bastard, smh, he was so smug when it didn't take him a long time at all to find me, like "It's not that hard.", well, I'm bad with directions! And he knew that! So. It's not my fault, actually. I still held his hand tho.
#in the end I'm the winner and he's the loser bc he was still dating me 😌#does this count as a tiny x reader thing? sure. why not.#damian wayne x reader#x reader#reader insert#batfam x reader#lycheewritings#most baffling thing about that dream is that I was looking for lipstick. I have never worn lipstick ever in my entire life?#but i guess it makes sense if it was for a costume
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ride cowgirl! ★ (agent whiskey x reader)
(18+ mdni) pairings : agent whiskey x afab!reader summary : you like to make bets with your coworker for simple things, what happens when he decides he wants to raise the stakes? warnings & tags : no use of y/n, smut, sort of dubcon there's reluctance but everything is consensual, porn with plot, this ended up actually being mostly plot lmao, p in v sex, unprotected sex, forced orgasm, light bondage, use of restraints, fully clothed sex, pet names, size kink, praise, whiskey big dick truther word count : 2.3k a/n : first new fic post on the new blog!!! I had so much fun with this thank you so much to the person who requested it !! one of my google forms anon requests was for anything whiskey!! (I put the request at the end) this was the direction I went in >:) this was meant to be a drabble but I got carried away immediately. enjoy!! (this was edited super fast bc i'm tired after work lmao, so apologies for any mistakes)
It was a stupid deal.
And you never should have made it.
Of course it’s a little late for that now, when he’s already tying your hands behind your back with his ridiculous flask belt.
“This wasn’t a part of the original agreement.” You grumble as he pulls the leather tight. That smug smile on his face.
“You said, anyway I wanted it. This is how I want it.” He leans back against the headboard to admire his work. His eyes focused on the way your chest pushes out now with your arms forced behind you until you cough to get his attention. He takes his time before letting his eyes crawl back up to your face, still grinning ear to ear.
“Can we just get this over with?” You groan.
“Oh come on, gorgeous.” He’s loosening his tie, his smile never falters. “I already told you we don’t have to do this. I’ve offered you several outs and you keep turning them down. Besides,” He flashes his teeth at you in a toothy grin. “it’s no fun for me if you don’t want it.”
That’s exactly what he’d said when you’d made this deal a week ago.
“I think I want your hat.” You said rather confidently. The two of you had a long standing rivalry. You were placing bets nearly every week at this point. The winner was whoever had the most successful missions. It had started off simple. The loser has to take the other out to dinner, or pay for drinks after a night out.
After a few months of that you’d gone out with Whiskey more times then you’d gone on any dates.
Then you decided to raise the stakes.
The other person's paycheck that week, a piece of tech the other had, at one point your mothers phone number was on the line. (Thankfully that week you had won.)
This week you were feeling lucky. So you pointed at his cowboy hat, he was never seen without.
“If I win I want your hat.” You cock your head to the side, smirking.
“You have a hat already.” He was typing up a mission report, you had come in as you always did on Monday mornings.
“Nice observation agent, how’d you figure that out?” You took a pen from the mug on his desk, rapidly clicking it in an attempt to get under his skin. “That doesn’t change my mind, I don’t want my hat. I want yours.”
He sighs in irritation, taking the pen from you and moving the mug to the other side of his computer.
“And if you win you can have mine.” You flick the rin of his hat as you say it and he finally turns to glare at you.
“I don’t want your hat, I already have a hat.”
“Someone’s in a bad mood today.” You whisper theatrically as he turns back to his work.
“I’ve got a lot of paperwork to get through darlin’ so let’s hurry this up.”
“I already told you. I want your hat, if you don’t want mine then pick something else.”
He turns in his desk chair completely to face you now. Annoyance visible on his face.
“If I win, then you wear my hat.” As he speaks he cracks the first smile you’ve seen on him all morning.
“You aren’t making any sense, are you still waking up? Do you want me to go get you some coffee?” You laugh but he leans forward. Even though you were up on the desk and he was in his chair he was still nearly face to face with you.
“Darlin’ you can be so cute sometimes.” You have no idea what he means but his voice has a condescending tone that makes you scowl.
“Stop being coy and just clarify.” His first signs of a smile turn into a full blown grin.
“Wear the hat, ride the cowboy.” He whispers, you’re about to slap him for making such a crass joke but he looks completely serious.
“That’s not funny. What do you really want?” You pray he doesn’t see the goosebumps on your arms at his words, you spend so much time with him yet he’s never made a pass at you. You’ve watched him hit on countless women these last few months but he’s never turned his attention towards you quite like this.
“I told you. You win, you get my hat. I win, you wear it.” He has to be messing with you. You want to believe that he’s just trying to push your buttons but you know purely based on the way he looks at you that he couldn’t be more serious.
It’s an insane offer. But it’s not like you haven’t thought about it. Who wouldn’t be curious about what he must whisper to get women to come home with him, what he must promise them.
Stop. You can’t seriously be considering this.
“Don’t be ridiculous. Obviously I’m not doing that.” You get up to leave. Embarrassed by the entire situation.
“You win, you get my hat and the Bronco. I win, you wear the hat.” You’re already walking out when he says it and you stumble a bit before turning back to stare at him slack jawed.
“You’d give me your car?” The disbelief in your tone is palpable.
“If you won.”
And you just couldn’t say no. It was too good of an offer.
So you set up ground rules.
You wanted your clothes to stay on, at least as much as possible for the situation. Which he agreed to, so long as the two of you did it “how ever he wanted.” You didn’t realize until much later what that entailed. And of course there was the fact that he wanted you to enjoy it. An odd request all things considered, but he said it was important to him that you had a good time.
“It's no fun for me if you don’t want it.”
He had insisted that if you weren’t into it that he would stop, especially if he thought you were faking it.
Once everything was decided the two of you shook hands.
And then, by some cruel trick of fate, you had fumbled not one, not two, not even three, but all of your missions that week. A feat that has never happened to you in the entire history of your employment with Statesman.
So that’s how you ended up like this.
Fully clothed other than your discarded panties, straddling your most annoying coworker, who’s sitting underneath you, dressed the same as always except his pants are unzipped, with his belt around your wrists.
“Just let me know when you’re ready darlin’, take your time. I can wait all night, I've got nothing else planned.”
You could tell him no. You should. You just don't want to.
The second you did he would take the belt off your wrists, hand you your panties (the ones you pretended you didn’t see him shove in his pocket when you threw them on the bed,) and send you on your way. And he’d do it all with a smile.
Of course you can’t let that happen, that would just mean that he’s won, again.
He wouldn’t even tell anyone, not that anyone knew about the deal to begin with. But he’d never tease you for bailing, he’d just make you live with the knowledge that you bit off more than you could chew.
And worst of all, if you had won, you know for a fact that he would have handed over the keys to his car with zero hesitation.
So you roll your eyes and nod.
He clicks his tongue, leaning forward, his hands rub your thighs, pushing your skirt up further.
“Tell me you want it sweetheart.” He taunts, making you sigh loudly.
It’s not that you don’t want it. God knows you want it. You crave it. But you can’t give him the satisfaction of knowing that.
“I want it.” You say, almost comically emotionless which has him frowning, sitting up straighter.
“Let’s just call it. You clearly don’t, and I’m not interested in an unenthusiastic partner.” He begins to lift you off of his hips but you push against him, properly sitting yourself in his lap.
“Give me a second, Jesus. I’m not even warmed up, just- I need a minute. We’re doing this.” There’s a determination in your voice that stops his efforts.
There are a few seconds of silence before he speaks again.
“Do you want me to… warm you up?” It’s the first time he’s dropped the cocky facade since you started this ordeal.
“No. I think I’m okay. Let’s do this.” You nod a few times, almost like you’re hyping yourself up. The two of you hadn’t factored in a lot of the logistical details of this deal, more specifically foreplay.
As he pulls himself out of his jeans you’re starting to wish that you had. He isn’t even completely hard yet and you aren’t entirely sure how you’re going to take all of it.
He unceremoniously spits into his hand before gripping himself at the base, steadily stroking himself.
It’s like he’s a porn star and you’ve got front row seats to a private show.
You’re close enough that when he leans forward, softly grunting, his face brushes against yours. His cock becoming fully erect in his hand, you hope he doesn’t hear you gulp.
As he jerks himself off, his free hand reaches up, removing his hat before placing it onto your head. It’s a little too big for you so it tilts to one side. He gives you a lopsided grin before picking up his pace. You watch with wide eyes.
He’s too big.
In every way possible.
He’s too long, he’s too thick, he’s simply too much.
And you can’t tell him that. He’s smug enough as is, if you say “actually nevermind. you’re dick’s too big I couldn’t possibly fuck you.” he’ll be even more insufferable than he already is. But much to your chagrin he already knows what you’re thinking.
“You still sure you don’t want me to warm you up?” His nerves are clearly gone as he chuckles before hissing through his teeth. His thumb brushes over his pink, weeping tip.
“I’m fine. Ready when you are.” Not true.
“Maybe I could free your wrists. You can do it yourself if you don’t want me to do it.” He’s reaching behind you and you once again halt his efforts.
“No. We’re doing this your way.”
You’re certainly overestimating your abilities, but he doesn’t need to know that.
You scoot forward in his lap until his cock is resting between your thighs. You sit up on your knees and he lines himself up at your entrance.
“Last chance to back out, sugar.” With that final taunt from him you sink down onto him without warning. Barely taking more than an inch before you drop your chin to your chest so he can’t see your face as he simultaneously leans back to rest against the headboard once more.
It feels like he’s splitting you in half.
His hands return to your thighs. His palms splayed against you as his thumbs rub comforting circles against your flesh.
The sting is all you can think of but buried beneath it all is a heat that threatens to consume you.
You lift your head to look at him. He’s lost a bit of his bravado as he runs his fingers through his hair. You don’t give him (or yourself to be fair) a chance to adjust. You have a desperate need to watch him unravel despite the ache between your legs.
You take a deep breath before you take nearly half of him in one rock of your hips.
The stretch is unlike anything you’ve ever felt before, the heat in your stomach is bubbling over as you let out a moan you’ve never heard from yourself before. His grip on your thighs is tight enough now that you’re certain you’ll have to wear a longer skirt tomorrow.
“Christ darlin’.” He stutters out, his eyes are squeezed shut and you couldn’t be more proud.
“Is this enthusiastic enough for you?” You manage to grunt out between your small gasps.
He mumbles something that sounds like a yes.
You have to wait longer this time before moving again, you wait until the pain eases itself away and is replaced with that heat you’ve been pursuing. Only then do you try taking more of him, you don’t manage all of it but you take most of him after a bit of effort. The entire time his eyes are trained on you, a look of admiration on his face.
“You are something else, gorgeous.” He whispers.
His low drawl shoots straight to your core and god you’re sure he knows it. He whimpers when your walls clench around him.
You haven’t even started properly riding him and you’re close.
The way he fills you has you seeing stars. You would love to try and banter with him right now, tease him, but you’re too far gone. Too focused on the way his tongue pokes out to wet his lips as he lets out a soft whine before squeezing your hips.
“Let me touch you, please.” He mutters breathlessly.
You aren’t one to deny good southern manners.
You give him a nod and he wastes no time as he rubs your clit with the pads of his fingers frantically, like he’s trying to make you cum as fast as possible. You’re confused as to why for only a moment because your climax approaches so rapidly it nearly knocks the wind out of you. Your hips stutter as you sit, finally fully impaled on his length, in an instant your vision is a searing hot white. His hat tilts forward on your head, briefly covering your eyes. You’re left breathless in his lap, when you come down from your high he’s grinning at you.
“I win again darlin’.”
You groan as you recall the conversation you’d had right before he had tied your hands behind your back.
“If I finish first you can have my hat, if you do, then I get to finish inside you.”
“Absolutely not.”
“If I finish first you can have the Bronco.”
“...Fine.”
a/n : requester ily, thank youuu
#lincolndjarin#agent whiskey#jack whiskey daniels#agent jack whiskey daniels#agent whiskey smut#agent whiskey x reader#agent whiskey x you#pedro pascal#agent whiskey fic#agent whiskey / reader
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NCT 127's reaction when they know they are going to have a schedule with their S/O
⚠️ Female reader only + there is Jaemin as a bonus because I think he would be very cute ·ᴗ· no jaemin gif bcs of tumblr limits NCT DREAM VERSION
💡 You and him are idols. You two have been dating for a year and people already knew about it. People were very supportive of you two and many of them have been waiting for you two to have a variety show together. Enjoy reading!
TAEIL
He heard it from the members first and didn't believe it
When his manager confirmed it he started to panick
"Why? Do you want me to cancel it?" the manager asked
Actually Taeil is very happy to hear that but he is nervous at the same time
What if he makes some mistakes? Like if he accidentally says something that shouldn't be said
When the day comes he looks SO awkward. Like he just gives everyone an awkward smile when they ask about you
JOHNNY
He is VERY happy
He calls you right away after his manager told him
"Y/N!!! We are going to have a schedule together!!!"
"Should I visit you on your waiting room tomorrow with the members??"
Can't sleep the day before because he is too excited for tomorrow
He is a funny person so the broadcast goes very well and people love it so much
TAEYONG
This baby is happy but somehow worried
Tells the members about his schedule tomorrow and asks for advices but they make fun of him instead of giving some advices
"Ah~ Taeyong hyung you can't make a mistake tomorrow. Your girl is watching you~"
And because of haechan's words he becomes more worried than before
Eventually he didn't make any mistakes and everything was going well because he is Lee Taeyong
YUTA
Suddenly video calls you
"Hehe," he just smiles when you ask him why did he call you at 5 AM in the morning
"We are going to meet tomorrow at a variety show~" he says with a smile
You haven't heard it from your manager so you are very suprised yet happy
He asks you to laugh to whatever he will say tomorrow at the show
He says he will do that too when you talk
And he really does that at the show
DOYOUNG
When his manager told him about this he didn't get suprised
Text you to ask if you know about this yet
Because you don't read his messages he calls you
"Have you heard the news?" he asks
"What news?" you ask back
"We will be in a variety show together with other idols."
"I will be watching you tomorrow. I heard there will be three male idols,"
Jealous baby
JAEHYUN
Actually you are the one who got worried about it
Because your boyfriend is Jung Jaehyun how can you not get worried
He was about to call you when you call him first
"Babe, I was about toㅡ"
"Did you know about it?" you cut his words off
He chuckles,"Yeah. I was going to tell you about it."
"3 female idols including me and 4 male idols including you." you tell him
He nods,"Yup. I knew that~"
"Can you stop being handsome for a day?" you ask him and he bursts out of laughter
"Don't worry I will always stand next to you~"
WINWIN
Shy
Tells Taeyong about it because he is afraid that he can't be focused on the show tomorrow
Because he likes to stare at you unconsciously
Tells you about his worries and asks you to remind him about it if he does it tomorrow
And it actually happens a lot~ He always looks at you whatever you do at the show
JUNGWOO
Happy but overthinking
He gets to worried of thinking about it
He has been to many shows but because you are going to be there too makes he nervous
Calls you and tells you why he is worried because he is afraid that he will make mistakes and people would hate him for it
"It's going to be okay. You are funny, people will like it. Just ignore me and do like you what always do," you say
He calms down after you reassured him
But STILL what if he makes mistakes????
He can't sleep because he is worried and he even prepared the pill that he used to drink because of his nervousness
Thankfully everything goes well, Jungwoo is funny as usual and he doesn't need to drink the pill~
MARK
EXCITED
Calls you and tells you how happy he is in Korea
Then starts to throw some random English words
"Yo do you believe it?? Cause I don't!!!! I thought that I would never be in a same show with you until I die,"
"Man I can't believe this. Isn't the world being too kind to me?"
Ends up talking with you in English
He sleeps and even dreams about you and him in a same show because that's how HAPPY he is
He laughs a lot when the day comes and he looks so happy when it's your turn
HAECHAN
HAPPY AS FUCK
Tells everyone about it including the members who are overseas
They congratulate him and say that they will definitely watch it from youtube when it comes out
Then calls you and you two start to scream together until Taeyong tells him to lower his voice
Competitive
"They say there will be group minigames! We should win!" he says
"But what if we aren't in the same group?" you ask him
"Then I'm gonna win over you! The loser buy the winner an ice cream!"
And turns out you are the one who wins :D
JAEMIN (BONUS)
He is HAPPY
Wants to call you but remember that you are on a music show right now so he texts you like this
Have you heard ๑>ᴗ< ๑ We are going to be ಠ_ಠ on a same show ٩̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑) It's a good news isn't it ლ(◕ᗜ◕ლ) I'm so happy!!! (੭ ˃̶̀ロ˂̶́)੭⁾ Anyway make sure to rest well (ღˇ◡ˇ*)♡ after you are finished with your schedule okay ʕ-᷅ᴥ-᷄ʔ And don't forget to drink your vitamin before going to sleep (ง •̀_•́)۶ See you tomorrow ヽ( ᐛ )ノ
He sleeps with a smile and wakes up with a smile
When he meets you at the waiting room he immediately pinches your cheeks when nobody is there because he misses you so much.
Everyone teases him with you so much when the camera is on and off~
REQUESTS ARE OPEN
Ps. Should I make how they react to you throughout the variety show?? Sorry if I make some grammatical errors and typos. Please like or repost if you like it, thanks for reading!
NCT DREAM VERSION
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