#in the background jon is having an 'elict affair' with his assistant manager satin flowers | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

deithe · 1 year ago

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jon snow grocery store manager au where jon, who got made manager bc previous manager joer mormonts weird parrot liked jon the best and runs the place like it's life or death. jon is making extreme decisions about completely menial stuff and muttering about honour and morality while looking at the prices of oranges. he decides they need more beets and alliser thorne, guy who was passed over for manager and spends his off days flinging darts at a picture of jon from his school yearbook, physically attacks him in the frozen food isle. other disgruntled employees start pelting jon with produce. jon calls it a mutiny and tries to blind thorne with a axe body spray. people call the cops and the 'Nite Watch 24-Hour Store Mutiny (gone wrong!)' video goes viral.

#in the background jon is having an 'elict affair' with his assistant manager satin flowers #hes actually just taking satin out on dates but thats how jon thinks of it #jon took this job bc he wanted to prove he was mature enough to get ned 2 tell him about lyanna and his father #he immediately regrets it when ned tells him after he picks him up from holding that his dad is rhaegar #local town pariah who 'accidentally' got way into ecoterrorism and is now in jail. thorne has a picture of rhaegar in his wallet. this is #the worst day of jon's life #jon snow

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