#in retrospect there's a bunch of mistakes in this but i will torture myself by trying to fix them all

[eggsistential-breakdown]

started making this a couple weeks ago and then learned there's an art contest for it! had a lot more in mind for this but the deadline is as good of an excuse as any to force myself to take things manageably. Hopefully will be able to get to the end of it someday it's so epic in my brain hrgrgghgh

Song is by @sparkbirdmusic

also I have a YouTube channel now :3

[vorpalbeartrap]

I like never post on Tumblr, just reblog stuff so I can find it later and forget to tag anything. But I'm planting a flag here. Partly because I'm filled with such pathos from all these poor souls trapped in Kink Taxonomy Hell, partly because I vibe with this particular person's kink, and partly because of the nostalgia punch of remembering the existence of "Small Soldiers" (that movie was the shit! I remember renting the same copy a bunch of different times from the video rental section of my local grocery store as a kid...which in retrospect is either an indication of or an explanation for why I vibe with this specific kink).

At some point in the future, I *WILL* make art of this. I've been slowly torturously writing fanfic for a while now, and recently started drawing and making substantial strides in improving towards the point where I would be actually willing to post, so it will probably be years till I get to the point of making and sharing it, but it's going on the grand list of things I want to depict when I can do them justice.

The premise I've come up with is a woman running a small-town toy store who receives a shipment of adult toys by mistake, and also it turns out they are cursed. At night after she has closed up shop the magical sex toys that are intended to go with mannequins or sex dolls animate toys from the store which equip/fuse with the dildos etc. and then the animated toys go wild on her. They return to being inanimate when dawn breaks and she quickly takes them back to her home to get them out of her shop before any customers come in. But when she comes back home that night they have reanimated and made a bunch of make-shift Home Alone style restraining/kinky traps in her big but kind of rundown country home. Another wild night ensues but she is actually able to communicate with some of the toys. She learns they developed personalities based on their forms but they are sustained by/compelled to have sex by the cursed sex toys. She becomes resolved to reach out to all of the now sentient toys including the more wild/cartoonishly villainess ones that have hidden themselves away in her her house and the surrounding wilderness before dawn so she couldn't get rid of them. After a day of prepping she spends one final night endeavoring to satisfy/convince the toys it's better to establish a working relationship with her instead of going out in the world and risking destruction.

So all told it will probably be like three chapters with one or two pieces of art per chapter and maybe an epilogue showing them after things have settled down (some of the toys will always be mischievous sex gremlins but I imagine things would get a bit more domestic eventually). I'm looking forward to designing a bunch of like knock-off GI Joes and other action figures and stuff to give specific personalities to like in the movie (also there will probably be a rather large articulated dragon statuette which gets possessed by a knock off Bad Dragon dildo).

This more of a letter of intent to myself and I don't want to get anon's hopes up (if they ever even see this) so expect this to actually exist sometime within the next decade but that at least is better than their previous expectations for their fascinating specific kink. When I do make progress or post anything I'm going tag it #Small (Sex) Soldiers (also I'll tag it "toy assault" just to give this specific kink some kind of taxonomy, I've seen some possibly related kink of people getting fucked through the collective efforts of a group of fully grown but diminutive people like gremlins or pixies or something but I don't know if that has a name (Gullivering? Lilliputianplay?). If anyone knows any related nomenclature in use I'll change it to that.) When the fic is done I'll let try to let Madame Unpretty here know so maybe she can reblog it to try and achieve a missed connections with random anonymous kink comrade when their wish is fulfilled.

Oh. Weird kink taxonomy hell(/confession?) but- being violated by toys. And not like someone using toys, but like…I saw "Small Soldiers" and basically that scene where the action figures take the LI hostage, uh, Did Something for me. And it's kind of hard to narrow down to sentient actual toys doing a gangbang basically, and underage is a major personal turn-off so it has to be on an adult. It's not as impossible to find as you might think but it's something I always just stumble over because looking for toys and bondage is, as you can imagine, a little too broad.

small soldiers kink... the fact that you've managed to find anything at all is heartening to me tbqh