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fisheito · 28 days ago

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What would happen if you were stuck in an elevator with Yakumo?

First of all, i would have taken the stairs, so this wouldn't happen ever. Can you prove that i've been inside an elevator, or that i will at some point enter one? No. So . None of this .

Humouring your delusion h,owever, I'd probably just freeze and hope he doesn't see me. What's the F sequence here? Flight>freeze>fight.

I can't flee because stuck in a box. So, freeze. He can do the smart thing here and ignore me, because being stuck in an elevator could mean stuck for 2 minutes. We can wait this out.

If yakumo perceives me, then freeze fails. And he has done the stupid thing, because it leads to the final option: fight.

Maybe hollow him out and use him as a protective covering against the elements [dry and dusty stale elevator air]. Maybe eat his arm in hangry confusion. Maybe GET eaten in hangry confusion. Maybe disintegrate piece by piece out of existence.

Maybe lie extremely flat on the floor and take a nap. Don't need to deal with this if I'm unconscious!!!!

#feesh answer #maybe grill my OWN arm with a portable bbq and we both pass out from the fumes #there's plenty to do in an elevator I'm sure #maybe after enough time i'll low squat on the floor. smoking my candy pipe (so tbh it's just sucking. i'm not smoking a damn thing)#in my gravelly voice i'll mutter 'you got someone waitin for ya on the outside?'#and that will inevitably trigger yakumo's Talk about Eiden instinct #which will keep him occupied and rambling for several hours if i play my attentive nodding correctly #actually. that's a smart move. he can't turn the elevator into a panic box if he's too busy complimenting eiden #it's like 'transport yourself to your happy place' but it's just yakumo talking about how cute and lovable eiden is #yeah. yeah this will work nicely

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