#in his wallet like ppl do with pics of their kids

[aaakikoo]

random low effort Attack On Titan headcanons

-> I’m back from the long ass break lol, I’ll try to most more regularly <3

-> nothing is 18+ so everyone can interact, some of these could be a lil icky n they could give ur favs an ick but some r rlly sweet too <3

-> this a guy ver ill do a girl ver soon!

-> girl ver

EREN J.

listens to rap but fails to rap as fast as the rapper so it turns into him mumbling.😭

has a collection of funk pops

doesn’t have a mid, or bad but TERRIBLE spice tolerance.

thinks that his loud motorcycle is hot

his breath smells like onion sometimes

surprisingly doesn’t sweat alot

his fav colour is sage green and black

tries to act manly infront of mikasa but ends up looking stupid

argues with armin but when he proves him wrong he says “that’s exactly what I said!” 💀

doenst use sunscreen

tries to make food for armin and mikasa but fail so the trio end up making food together instead

lends armin his clothes

ARMIN A.

drinks jet black coffee every morning

his breath always smells like mint

has a collection of polo shirts

get sad/offended when he sees those tiktoks of ppl saying that blue eyes are scary.

listens to true crime on the daily

is very very organized like WAYYYY too organized, on his desk his pens, papers, clips etc are all sorted out in different containers, his clothes are washed and ironed perfectly in his closet with each drawer, his bathrooms smells so expensive all the time.

wears those shorts with longer black shorts underneath

has little/to no hair on his body expect his face

has a pet parrot

is allergic to dogs

JEAN K.

this man has a collection of colognes but only used 3 of them.

also has a tie collection

unlike eren he only knows how to cook the basics, coffee, salads, pancakes, cereal, eggs and bacon, pasta & noodles.

he isn’t super organized but like to have control, I feel like he’d have an obsession with vacuuming especially the living room.

watched BEN 10 as a kid

Fav colour purple

smokes cigs, but only sometimes.

calls his car “his lady”

loves to paint/draw

he’d be one of those guys who wear shorts and a tank and no socks around the house (nun wrong w that)

hairy legs but no hair on his arms n chest??? 😭

asks to borrow ur Netflix

spam comments under his partners posts

loves frank ocean

CONNIE S.

surprisingly I feel like Connie would know how to bake and very responsible when it comes to that.

still has the hand writing of a 7 year old

has a collection of tote bags

has a silver piercing in his left ear

loves chunky belts and chunky silver rings

a huge fan of ariana grande

doesn’t like sea food

loves to watch reality tv and get involved in drama

a nice gym bro

doesn’t smoke but drinks on occasions like he really takes his chance

has fully loaded biceps

has 3 suits. Black, grey and navy and rotates between them.

has seen every show/movie on Netflix

LEVI A.

black coffee everyday as well

loves to collect exotic types of tea

has a skincare routine of face wash, moisturizer and sunscreen

uses a bonnet when he sleeps

doesn’t eat meat

listens to rain ASMR when he can’t sleep

always has a bottle of water with him everywhere

his showers r 30 mins long

only wears suit pants

has a wallet with a pic of Hange in it

his fav cake is cheesecake but only eats it if the biscuit ratio is bigger than the cream cheese

loves red tulips

reads the news paper and listens to the radio everyday for 15 mins

ERWIN S.

eats only eggs and bacon with orange juice for breakfast

has a huge collection of suit shirts that he wears everyday

carries a small comb around

has a pen in his chest pocket

when he sees a good looking man he always admires them out loud

has 2 colognes that he rlly likes and wears

really good at cooking

tries to say Gen z slangs

a huge MJ fan

loves Sherlock Holmes

a hairy man

loves dogs

only uses sunscreen on his face

has a little bit of a sweet tooth

uses Vaseline all the time, he has a tub at his place, a tub in his office and a stick with him all the time

REINER B.

lactose intolerant

loves to rewatch his childhood shows/movies

loves salty things, actually he eats quite literally anything

scared of animals

has a fear of heights (??)

actually really great with kids

always rushes to the other side of the car to open the door for his lady

sucks ass at cooking

he is really strong but doesn’t have very good stamina

loves to play video games

very good at literature, wants to be an author (modern AU)

BERTHOLDT H.

nut allergy

has long fingers

very shy and doesn’t really have an opinion on anything

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 21+24.06.19 lb

i spent my weekend binging/reading good omens. completelyyyyyyyyyy worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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21.06.19

oh boy, amma also being dragged into anti-kavya lobby. janhviiiiiii yaaaaar, tu apne maksad par focus kar na.

lol as usual, she's mad at dhruv for calling.

“main kya karoon is dhruv ka???” meri maan, maar de. bas maar hi de ab. chai mein thodi zeher ghol de.

amma is concerned. our girl seems to be unraveling. quickly.

kavya still picking up the ghar ka phone willy nilly huh.

is ghar mein literally itne saare log hain, why couldn't he tell jai or sonali to give the wallet. lord.

yeh bewakoof bhi she has no issues wandering into their room, while knowing exactly what she's been accused of just yesterday.

nope. fucking nope. i don't wanna see chachi's bs. fwding.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“pooja sharma??” and “dhruv bhaiyya ki purse se nikal gayi hogi” were said in two contrasting emotions that made nooooooo sense coming from a normal emotionally stable person.

there it isssssssssss.

join the dots ho gaya kya????????

who this new kaamwaali?

snort. ofc. i wouldn't eat a single thing in this damn house. god knows what this one adds to every dish. minimum toh thookti hi hogi sab mein, if not for the addition of rando meds and goldfish.

BITCH WHY YOU SNEAK UP LIKE THI?!?!?!?! JEEESUSSSSS.

janhvi getting way too overconfident and not letting kavya speak. mehenga padegaaaaaaa.

god i hate all the mittals except kabir, honestly. dadaji + pk, why don't you do us all a favour?

OMFG STOP YELLING AT JAI AND SONALI FOR NOTHING. JESUS.

oh god you idiot pls don't ask in front of everyone. lordddddddd kavya, you have dung for brains.

kabir telling chachi to stfu is a big mooooood.

hein ab yeh kaun?

vyom's parents. where did they appear from exactly?

want to keep aarush? excoos? you didn't give a shit about his existence till now.

they're ordering his stuff to be packed as if they're at a mcdonalds drivethru. literally wtf.

lol. rare moment of pk being savage to the right ppl.

janhvi is me. i am janhvi.

blah blah blah.

excuse me? who tf are you ppl to not approve of kabir and kavya's wedding, when you didn't even accept her as vyom's wife? man desi elders really be wild with their obnoxious sense of presumptuousness.

kabir on the same page as me.

ouffff janhvi ne aarush ko chaabi lagaai to call them. abbe yaaaar.

time for kabir to open a can of whoop ass, which is koot koot ke fortified with ‘sabhyataa’. *giddy excitement*

my boy pulling receipts on these haraami buddhe like a cvs cashier.

(also trollololololol at pk side eyeing vyom’s parents too!)

okay vyom's maa is asking to be bitchslapped.

OMFG PLS DON'T TELL ME KAVYA BREAKS HER MARRIAGE WITH KABIR TO GO WITH THESE ASSHOLES. PLEASE GOD. SHE'LL HAVE A WORSE LIFE THAN SHE HAS WITH THE MITTALS.

pk still on that same track. abbe chup na.

ok uncleji asking to be kicked in the shin too. kabir pls. do something.

oooh he gonna spill the truthhhhhhhhhhh about vyom.

kavya, you partypooper. shoulda let them know that their son was no doodh ka dhula.

lmao pk's drama-loving ass is mad too, ki itna achcha mauka haath se nikal gaya.

kaanooni karwaahi ki dhamki.

lol idc bitch. bring your lawyers. my wife and kid going nowhere.

GOD WHYYYYYYYYY ARE THEY GETTING RID OF KAVYA/AARUSH. I LIKE THIS FAMILY MAN SIDE TO KABIRRRRRRRRRRRR. UGHHHHHHHHHH.

are they going to make janhvi more and more and more unlikable like this????????? like, she was fun earlier tageting the dumbass mittals, but this is crossing the line. how are we supposed to root for her when she's using a kid as a pawn to attack his mother???? ugh stopppppp writing her badlyyyyyyyyy.

DON'T TAKE MY BIRUSH AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAH THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEE EES MY TINY LIL ADOPTED FAMILYYYYYY I LOVE THEMMMM

yes this the drama i'm here for!!!!!!!!!! more of this pls!

ouff, her face.

ugh can you two just leave this damn house away from alllllllll the crazies and be your own family?????? honestly, whattttttt is to be achieved by living here??????

she's still got that photo clutched in her hand. lord.

behen, aarush ko sabse badi takleef hai tere naam pe yeh roz roz ke phadde. SO JUST MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE THREE OF YOU.

NOW WHY ISN'T SHE OPENING HER MOUTH AND TELLING KABIR ABOUT THE PHOTO????????? GOD KAVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

yes, suman ka drama shuruuuuu. ab aayega mazaaaaaaaa.

oh ho poora drama hone nahi diya is ep mein. good thing i waited till today to watch instead of agonizing over it on the weekend.

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24.06.19

yes mummy, yes!!!! spill the truth about dr. ashok!!!!!!

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS FUCKING ASSSSSSSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ABOUT TIME. ABOUT FUCKING TIMEEEEEEEE KABIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you dadaji. god why do they have all these annoying characters. cut them instead of kavya!

oh no kavya has gotten a brainwave.

oh god she's questioning janhvi about dr. ashok. oh god.

this one is ready to murder her with her eyes.

idk what exactly she wants to ask wrt the pic. like......... how is she going to frame the question??????

kabir asking pointed questions to dadu. chalo ab jawaab do, puraane paapi.

LIES. LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. BURI MAUT MAREGA TU BUDDHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

appropriate reaction to this story.

oh god. kabir's leaving the house to go meet his lawyer friend. dude why rn? and in the dead of the night. jesusssssssssss. not good.

great. iski bhi ghanti baj gayi. behen why now??????? RAAT KO???? TUM LOG SOTE KYUN NAHI HO???? OR AT LEAST SCROLL INSTAGRAM FOR 3 HOURS LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PPL????

chotu just spilled the beans ki badi maa uksaofied him to call dadaji.

yup. i feel you girl. i feel you. now just gtfo this house with your kid. please.

why is she panicking like this?????? just wait till kabir gets back. oh kayaaaaaaaaaaaa.

omg girl, you gotta control yourself, why are you like thisssssssss?!?!?!!

great. she just spat it allllllllll out.

LMAOOOOO PK SAID SHABAASH, AND SHE'S LIKE THANK YOU PAPA. LOLOLOLOL KAVYA YOU IDIOT.

asaldajsdjsalkjdlks he thinks KAVYA'S POOJA SHARMA. janhviiiiiiiii has struck againnnnnnnnnnnn.

ouff i really don't like the turns this show is taking these days but your face, shrenu. your heckin’ faceeeeeeeeeeeee. it compels meeeeeee.

kitniiiiiiiiii safai se she planted the idea in his mindddddd.

lol bade ‘god bless you’s de raha hai. god ne isse bless kiya toh tera patte bichch jaayenge, pk.

and she arranged for amma to plant documents too.

ok too muchhhhhh drama.

god this idiot also has to get involved.

who the hell would trust these ainvayi ke papers??? literally any 2nd grader can make this in MS word.

janhvi bribed some warden at the orphanage too. gosh too much pohunch she hassssss.

kavya trying to counter with logic, but...... yeh toh YEH hai.

god i'm bored. fwding.

great, kavya's having a breakdown. siiiiiiiigh. this show just got waaaay too dramatic and shriekyyyyyyy.

isko bhi abhi maidaan mein utarna hai. lord.

~ACTING~

damnnnnnnn, fierce kavya's here again and got her claws out.

oh stfu dadaji. god i can't wait till you allllll drink the tears of bloooood that you're about to shed. i really can not wait.

chotu bhi aa gaya. oh god. tooooo much melodrama.

jesus christtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

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i'm guessing and hoping that kavya's made her exit from the house, coz amma's talking about *if* kabir "finds" kavya.

kabir did fiiiiiiind kavya. and they're both referring to “janhvi”??? no bhaabi???

pooJanhvi isn't too worried about kavya telling kabir. everything's moving acc. to her plan.

ouff behen kar jaldi jo bhi karna hai; yeh roz roz ka cheekhna-chillaana is getting on my damn nerves.