#in every hc i make is the thought that in another life she would've been a cool mom

[sunriseabram-death]

do u have any other Mary hcs? I love the idea that she loved fruit just like Neil 😭

OH MY GOD YES. thank you for asking (a few of these are gonna be neil and mary focused)

chronic nail picker. another trait she passed down to neil. they had to keep grabbing each other's hands to stop the other from doing it

played the piano

she would change every detail about herself except her perfume. always smelled like incense and lavender (it was the same perfume her mom wore)

had a few miscarriages before neil was born (and then on top of that neil was born premature). one of her nicknames for him when he was small was just "gift"

shellfish allergy. would occasionally forget about it

slept with shoes on

got shot in the knee about 3 years into being on the run and had a limp for the rest of her time

moles! beauty marks!

gorgeous dark curly hair. used to wear a lot of half braided crowns when she was younger.

most intimidatingly beautiful woman you'd ever seen

her favorite animals were foxes

liked to read classic literature when she had free time

this is partly cause of a fic @skullcaidd wrote but I imagine her as russian in my head. maybe the hatfords were an old russian mob family that moved to England. (neil has no memory of her speaking russian outside of like 2 lullabies and when she dropped a pot on her foot when he was 14)

(this is canon thought a lot of people forget it) she was generally a patient person. unless she felt like their lives were at risk in the moment she'd let neil figure it out himself

could not parallel park

sharpshooter! best person with a gun you've ever seen

hummed in her sleep sometimes

[gotafewtricks]

omg hi!! i hope youre having a good day so far!! :3c can i ask for hcs of hanzo with a catgirl reader who is his s/o? :0 where she has cat ears, a tail, claws and sharp teeth… and maybe she can purr too? x3 i feel like that’d be very silly… thank you so much!! :D

★ Curiosity...

Hey !! Awwee... thank you so much! Another silly animal anon, might I add? Anyways, I'm doing well! Hope you are, too <3 oh—and mhm! Pretty silly indeed !! I do appreciate the Hanzo req., since I want to practice up on him :3

Hanzo would've been mesmerized by your mannerisms and antics; how you composed yourself was something that caught the marksman's eye, analyzing your every move—noting to himself mentally on your actions.

If you were to ever tease him on the staring, however, you'd be met with a flustered man—typical. You'd then laugh it off, if you were that type of person, and tell him that it's genuinely fine to be curious—after all, so were you about the world, and not everyone meets up with a lady this cat-like.

With Hanzo being your partner, he has found ultimate comfort in you; being able to come to you for affirmation, not being afraid to ask a question regarding anything between the two of you twos' relationship. Being able to sit down together at the table, talking over some dessert he's made—oh my; it makes him soften his gaze instantly. You adored how you were the only person to make his eyes look over you, tenderly appreciating the love of his life; catgirl or not.

Once the two of you were in the relationship, he slowly began to feel more comfortable with asking questions about yourself—if it wasn't said prior. Gentle musings and mutterings of "what"'s and "how"'s and "why"'s would cause you to laugh. A confused Hanzo would tilt his head, as your tail were to sway back and forth; amused at his fascination.

The first cuddle session between you and him was something unforgettable. Either it was the thumping in your chest, the butterflies in your boyfriend's stomach, or how you accidentally got your claws stuck in his hair—one of those

As he then held you, spooning, he's feel your tail brush up against his body, curling its way across his torso and legs. He'd laugh, tickled, and then kindly ask you to stop—pressing a gentle kiss against your neck. Hanzo would like the attention, I'm sure, but he needs to get his sleep in—especially since you, his love, his girl—the one for him—as safe and secure in his arms. His.

"Mmm... make me." You'd then challenge him, if you were not tired or not in the mood. With a free hand, with reluctance of letting go of your frame fully, he'd then play with the soft tuffs at the end of your tail; absentmindedly batting it back and forth.

"I'm starting to think you're a cat."

"What?" Hanzo would then stop, clearing his throat to then adjust his embrace to be more comfortable against your figure. "No, no."

At first, you thought that he was genuinely annoyed at your habits. Over time, you started to realize that he found them rather endearing.

He'd compare his hand size with yours, noticing the remarkable claws at your fingers. Playing between the digits of each, he'd feel along the skin, and then press along the keratin of the nails; pressing his lips together in thought.

"You're quite something else," Hanzo would then murmur between pursed lips, as he returned your hands towards him. As he then repeated his comment on how he found you to be so interesting, you'd chuckle; lightheartedly agreeing.

"I know." Was what you purred out, causing Hanzo to form a bit of a blush against his cheeks; not expecting such a sound. You'd then lovingly nuzzle against the man, kneading your hands inro the softness of his skin; much to his discomfort of your hands digging into him. However, judging by the content noise you were making, and such an affectionate expression—he just couldn't deny you.

With a "begrudging" sigh, he'd resch up, petting and scratching along the back of your ears. How lucky he was to meet a woman like you.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Following the note about Gerudo only really having 0.5% Gerudo ancestors.

I just find this whole thing very interesting.

But for OoT, WW, & TP, I'm reminded of one of my hcs for him (as I depict them as the same Dorf at different points in time). In which he was fathered by the king of Hyrule & is Zelda's half-sister, but that Kōme & Kotake didn't inform him of such. Who, his father, in my version, was the eldest child of the previous king & queen, meaning that both he &, through him, OoT, WW, & TP Gan, were descended from Hylia as well. Which I find poetic & ironic. Almost Shakespearean, in fact.

In such a situation, had he known, then he could've rightly claimed the title of Grand Duke, second in line to the throne of Hyrule. Which would've made obtaining the throne much easier.

And all he'd have needed to do to obtain the crown would've been to get rid of Zelda secretly.

Similarly, the Dorfs could easily leverage the fact that the Gerudo were all fathered by Hyruleans, thereby technically giving them a degree of right to Hyrule as well. Even if just through inheritance.

After all, (in the ones where Hyrule is still a thing) there may well be a large number of fathers still living in Hyrule that either weren't aware of the fact that the Gerudo ladies they slept with bore daughters. Or were kept from seeing them for one reason or another.

The thing is that not all of those men are going to be okay with just being entirely separated from their child. If Gdorf were to play their cards right, he could probably even use that to his advantage to put pressure on the king to acquiesce to whatever demands he makes & possibly even plant the seeds of a rebellion or civil war. Which, an enemy with divided interests is an enemy who’s easier to take down.

And not knowing one’s lineage also causes some issues as, if a Gerudo doesn't know any of her non-Gerudo ancestors going back the past 2-3 generations, it's entirely possible for her to accidentally sleep with someone she's closely related to & end up harming her future daughter inadvertently.

You also have to wonder about health. Like, what if it turned out that his family has a history of heart attacks, meaning he’d be more likely to experience one later in life. With such foreknowledge, it'd be easier to parry such a disgraceful end.

For instance, Equal Lady’s family on her mother’s side has a history of bone issues in their later years that, if not properly treated, can result in intense pain & bone degradation. However, because she’s aware of this familial history of hers (even though her mother left her behind as a baby), Equal Lady knows what to expect & how to mitigate such symptoms via an appropriate diet & proper remedies. If she wasn’t informed on her family’s health history, even the sides she did not care about, then she may have been using that Shikomizue (prepared cane; a cane with a sword hidden inside, stealth weapon made for sneak attacks) much earlier than she was anticipating.

Trust me, there are legitimate reasons to know one's lineage that are more strategic.

After all, if not for her grandfather, Equal Lady would've never pursued her passion for weaponsmithing & may not have ever even met Dorf.

Though honorable, she is also quite cunning.

(Of course, she isn't saying any of this to be contrarian, but more so to point out things that he may not have considered.)

This is amazing? I love the thought process about this, and just the slow domino effect it would have on the Gerudo race! Yes, every child should know both parents and sides of the family for health reasons! So many illnesses and disorders and chronic issues are genetic! I get a lot of issues from my mom's side, but since I don't speak or acknowledge my sperm donor's side, I dunno what exactly I get from them. The Gerudo should have access to Hyrule and the right to live there especially if they have children, bc they are all half Hylian, really, since it's just the Gerudo genetics are very dominate and express themselves always.

Just for you, since this post inspired me:

How would the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) react to finding out that they were related to Hyrulian Royalty? Like their father was once King of Hyrule, then he passed away, and since he didn't know that he was technically the Prince of Hyrule and he was a secret affair baby, Zelda was able to claim heirship?

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Reaction: Wind Waker Ganondorf would be both shocked and intrigued by this revelation. The idea that he has royal Hyrulean blood would be a surprise, but one he would quickly consider as a potential advantage in his quest for power.

Internal Conflict: He would likely feel conflicted, knowing that his heritage ties him to the people he has always seen as enemies. However, he would also see this as an opportunity to claim legitimacy in his conquest of Hyrule.

Actions: He would investigate further to confirm the truth of his lineage. Once confirmed, he would use this information strategically, possibly to rally support or create internal strife within the Hyrulean ranks. His ultimate goal would remain the same: to conquer and rule Hyrule, but now with an added layer of personal vindication and legitimacy.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Reaction: Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would be initially enraged by the revelation. The idea that he shares blood with those he has long despised would be a bitter pill to swallow. However, his strategic mind would quickly see the potential advantages.

Internal Conflict: He would struggle with feelings of betrayal and confusion, questioning his place in the world and his motivations. Despite this, his ambition would push him to use this information to his benefit.

Actions: He would likely confront Zelda and the Hyrulean Royal Family, using his newfound heritage as leverage. This could involve demanding recognition or even attempting to seize the throne through a combination of force and legal right. His actions would be driven by a mix of anger, ambition, and a desire to redefine his identity.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Reaction: Twilight Princess Ganondorf would be deeply affected by this revelation, as it would challenge his self-perception and long-held beliefs. His stoic demeanor might crack, revealing a more vulnerable side as he processes this new information.

Internal Conflict: He would experience a profound internal struggle, questioning his life's purpose and the nature of his destiny. The revelation of his royal lineage would force him to reevaluate his motivations and his plans for Hyrule.

Actions: After the initial shock, he would seek to understand more about his father's legacy and the circumstances of his birth. He might attempt to forge a new path that integrates his heritage with his ambitions, possibly seeking to unite the Gerudo and Hyruleans under his rule in a more just and balanced manner. His approach would be more contemplative and strategic, aiming for long-term stability.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Reaction: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would likely be less emotionally affected by the revelation compared to other versions. His focus on power and domination would lead him to view this new information primarily as a tool.

Internal Conflict: While he might feel a brief pang of disbelief or curiosity, his overwhelming desire for control would overshadow any deeper introspection. He would quickly turn his thoughts to how this could enhance his plans.

Actions: He would use his royal lineage to assert a stronger claim to the throne, potentially rallying those within Hyrule who are disillusioned with Zelda's rule. His tactics would involve a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and brute force. He would see this revelation as another weapon in his arsenal to achieve absolute dominance.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Reaction: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would be initially incredulous and skeptical of the revelation. Given his deep-seated belief in his own destiny and power, the idea of being related to Hyrulean royalty would be a complex and challenging concept for him to accept.

Internal Conflict: He would experience a mix of emotions, including anger, curiosity, and a deep-seated need to understand how this changes his perspective on his identity and goals. The revelation would force him to confront his beliefs about destiny and power.

Actions: He would likely seek out more information about his father and the circumstances of his birth. His approach would be multifaceted, combining his relentless pursuit of power with a newfound desire to understand his place in the world. He might use this information to create new alliances or to destabilize the existing Hyrulean power structure, always with the goal of ultimately claiming the throne for himself.

In each case, the revelation of their royal lineage would significantly impact the Ganondorfs, challenging their perceptions and strategies. Their reactions would vary based on their personalities and motivations, but all would ultimately seek to leverage this new information to further their ambitions.

[adolin]

In your grievance post you mentioned that jamies dad wouldnt be around until u15s at least but then in the show jamie says his dad took him to amsterdam when he was 14 and also said it like he was trying to get back with his mom AGAIN like it wasnt the first time james had been round and it would have to be long enough for georgie to trust him to take jamie to another country right? So to me it seems like james was around at least since jamie was 12 ish, like young teens. Whats your interpretation of it?

Ok I DO have thoughts about this! I left them out of the original post because they verge more into implications / hcs territory rather than what's actually on screen, but here it goes.

My tldr is that I strongly believe James showing up when Jamie was 14 was about Georgie. James taking an interest in Jamie's career happened later.

On James's investment in Jamie's career

Jamie said that his dad started showing around when he started to get "good at football". Yes, Jamie at 12 was very good, good enough to get scouted, but I can't think it would be enough for James to care. SO many kids are scouted and only a small percentage actually make it, and Jamie at 12 was, statistically, way more likely to be dropped within a couple of years than to get a pro contract, especially a pro contract with City (which, again, is THE thing James really cares about)

James wouldn't have bothered with a 12-year-old kid. It would've given him no bragging rights, he couldn't have used it for clout with his hooligan mates. No way.

Re: the U15 thing, I actually meant to type U16, so thanks for pointing it out! I put that as "at the earliest" because that's the earliest Jamie could've been called to represent England at a youth level (which he probably was, as a youth player from a top-flight academy) and was probably one of his first career milestones. But actually, personally, I truly believe James wasn't especially invested until Jamie was closer to 16, aka when he was about to sign his first pro contract and move to the City Academy squad (U18). Old enough to take to the club and have some pull to get James into the FCA campus and all that.

Because, again, James mostly cares about City, and he cares about what his son playing for City means for him in terms of access and bragging rights. Plenty of youth players who start out at the City Academy get cut and end up moving to other clubs, even if they do make it to the senior team eventually. A son playing on the academy team at Everton or whatever wouldn't really be a top concern for James. I'm sure he brought up his son who "is so good, he could end up going pro" over the years, but like hell he was showing up every week and giving career advice.

2. On the Amsterdam trip

From everything we've seen about Georgie, she's fiercely protective of Jamie and has 0 patience for her son's dad. We also know she's married, and Simon has been around for a while, at least since Jamie was in his mid-teens and still lived at home. We also know that James was "trying to get back together" with Georgie when Jamie was 14, and that he "tried to act like the dad of the year."

I doubt that 14yo Jamie knew what James was like. I doubt Georgie would've let the trip happen if she had any firsthand knowledge of James being a dick to her son. I feel very strongly that the Amsterdam trip happened because Jamie begged for it. And I think it was one of the first times Jamie truly interacted with his dad, and he had no reason to know it would turn out like it did.

So, personally, I read this as: Georgie got engaged, or got serious with Simon. James, who's totally the type to think he has a claim on a woman he knocked up fifteen years prior then dumped shortly after, swept back into her life in full force, and tried to win her back by using their son. Buying him gifts, bonding trips, talking about football, doing cool grown-up stuff with him — and teenage Jamie was naive enough to his father's shit that he was happy to go along with it and probably made a scene if Georgie dared to suggest they shouldn't go. Textbook toxic ex shit.

I'm sure the "dad of the year" shit included attending Jamie's youth matches and hyping up his skills, especially as we know that Georgie got Jamie into football and probably went to his matches. But I doubt James's investment was anything like the intense, toxic backseat coaching James took up later, and I'm sure it didn't last after Georgie told him to fuck off. Because there's no way Georgie wouldn't have picked up that the trip had been a disappointment, even missing the details, and I bet that after that happened James went back from showing up every few months for the next couple of years.

^ All of this is absolutely headcanon territory and I get why other people may interpret canon as "James was around regularly in Jamie's life from 14 onwards at least." But (TO ME!) this is a more logical extrapolation of what we see in the show than believing that someone like James was present in Jamie's life since he first got scouted.

[wickedmaidedits]

hi!! do u have any headcanons for charles eyler or vincent fenell? :3

anon i am SHAKING YOU RN /pos thank you sm for giving me a chance to ramble ab hello charlotte. vincent and charles have taken up my brain for years at this point so!!! headcanon time!!!!

there are some darker headcanons I'll be including here because of the nature of hello charlotte, so please heed the tags!

(also i do rlly like vincharles, but they both need intense therapy first please)

For both of them: I'm not sure if it's canon/implied, but Ink Princess and Paper Princess are based on the two of them!

CHARLES EYLER!

his pronouns fluctuate very often! she only actually realised this in the false realm, when he had preferences for specific vessels on specific days

her birthday is November 5th! (pretty sure they have no confirmed birthday as of yet)

genderfluid (canon), demiromantic, unlabeled sexuality but attracted to men + enby ppl

they're canonically suspected to be autistic, so I hc that their ocs are their special interest!

cannot distinguish types of attraction from one another. Ever

dysphoria worsens every time his mother asks her to be a 'good girl', because of the thought that scarlett would've been his mother's only 'real' daughter

VINCENT FENNELL!

transmasc agender, uses they/he prns

doesn't like putting labels on gender or sexuality, finds them restrictive and unnecessary

also autistic! the whole mask metaphor in HG just screams it to me

didn't fully believe in the universe birth theory, just using it to comfort themselves. (mainly based on the goodbyes between him and charles)

this one is more of a general HC headcanon, but the house tenants (felix, aiden, etc.) were characters from aether almanac and/or charles' fics of it! huxley was the copy of the scientist that we see in the HG Aether Almanac interlude

DARKER HCS!

Charles: has self-harmed often, usually hallucinating that it is scarlett actually doing it to him. part of the reason he is frightened to disobey her.

Charles: chose to end her life the way he did because it felt like the 'cleanest' way to do so.

Charles: did originally plan to jump with vincent. tried to make up for it to themselves in the hotel scene

Vincent: originally, i feel they were going to ask to stay with charles to escape their family rather than commit suicide, but after hearing bits and pieces of charles' own life didn't want to stress her out with an extra burden. if they had just asked, charles would have taken them in within a heartbeat.

[queen-of-my-goofball-army]

"Sometimes the people that come into your life that you don't expect, they might just become one of your favorite people that you've ever met online. That explains my friendship with one of my best friends Lexci." (Me.)

Once I figured out that borders were a thing and that I could thicken the words around the letters I saw an opportunity. That opportunity being a chance to right my wrongs. An edit that tragically didn't work out so well for me the first time around was my edit for my best friend in the Haikyuu fandom @moons-and-stars-and-shit. Because her favorite color is gray it completely blended into Bokuto's hair. And that broke my heart because honestly she deserves better than that.

If there's one thing that this fandom gave to me that I appreciate more than anything, it has given me one of my favorite friendships that I have ever made online, my friendship with Lexci. She's one of the most passionate and talented people that I've ever met in my entire life. That passion goes into her blog and so many of her answered HCs, platonic and romantic mashups, and all the little challenges that she does for her blog. If I had known a few months ago that simply by sending her more information for my platonic and romantic matchup that I would make an amazing friend I would've been a lot less nervous I can tell you that right now. Her hard work and ability to put forth 110% effort into everything that she does to make sure that it both fits the person's personality that she's working with still manages to impress me to this very day.

If I could talk to somebody all day and be completely happy, one of those people would be Lexci. I often get nervous around people and whether or not they're secretly annoyed by me. At times I've wondered if I bother her too but she's just one of those people that is constantly encouraging. She always reassures me that she loves every interaction that we've had. I'm self conscious about a lot of things in my life, mostly how loud my laugh is. But one of the first people that ever told me that she enjoyed hearing my laugh was instantly contagious and that she loved it was Lexci. That encouragement was one of the things that helped me to later on embrace myself and my own quirks.

I love doing little things for my friends, I mean of course because this is something that I do all the time. I think part of me believes that if I constantly tell my friends what they mean to me then that'll be more reinforcement for them to continue to talk to me. If it can be something as simple as an appreciation edit that let's them know how much they mean to me, or I leave them a shoutout from their favorite anime husbando that's something that only I had the ability to do. When I bought my talk with Ian Sinclair the first thought that I had after "Holy shit I'm going to talk to Space Dandy" was "I have to leave a message for Lexci". Because if there's anything that Lexci loves it's her favorite winged spiker.

I've always thought that the character of Bokuto was just perfect for Lexci. Something about that enthusiasm and energy just matched her vibes so well. I've always treasured every conversation that I'm able to have with her. She's such a unique and amazing friend to have and I'm so grateful that she was my first friend in the Haikyuu fandom and that she welcomed me with open arms and encouragement. She is one of my favorite people to just talk to and I always love the moments when I'm able to chat with her. So Lexci, I just wanted you to know just how much I appreciated your friendship, from one lover of goofballs to another.