#in any case the one MAIN item i'm gunning for is a nice umbrella stand for my swords

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

.... so i may or may not have discovered local online estate sales

well, MaxSold really. so it's like 1/3 estate sales, 1/3 moving out sales and 1/3 downsizing and it's like garage sales but the items are CONSIDERABLY more buckwild in some cases

i am telling you this because i just got outbid on a marble tray with brass handles and I think the emotions of a 2004-era chronic eBay trawler have subsumed my body

edit: there ARE still two hours left in the thing but would paying thirty two dollars on a tray i plan to eat charcuterie in bed off of be #worth?