#implying the existence of Schrodinger's Cowboy
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in Varney the Vampire, there is approximately 1 female lead per story setting, but discounting all the little vignettes there are 2 main ones (Clara Crofton and Flora Bannerworth). clara dies in her section, but flora lives, begging the question...
in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.
#varney the vampire#memes#poll#other classic lit vampire stories bonus round:#the presence of a cowboy in The Vampyre could have saved ianthe#clarimonde should have gone after a cowboy instead of a catholic priest then maybe she wouldn't have gotten got#laura survives carmilla right? so there must be a cowboy in there somewhere#the widow in the black vampyre gets vamped but then turns back to human at the end#implying the existence of Schrodinger's Cowboy
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