#imma spicy bitch now

[heavyhitterheaux]

Issa Party

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Requested by: my boo @hoodharlow 💕

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y/ninsta: hi :)

saweetie: long time, no see. where you been at bitch?! jessicakelce: I second that because your ass just disappeared off the face of the earth traviskelce: jess? you literally saw her less than twenty four hours ago jessicakelce: well it feels like longer! urbanwyatt: she got them apple bottom jeans! quiiso: boots with the fur! yungskylark: the whole club was looking at herrrrr! y/ninsta: I've been around lol normani: jackharlow didn't get you pregnant again yet? jackharlow: normani working on it y/ninsta: normani I think absolutely the fuck NOT blancahood: oohh yellow is your color mamas 😍 saweetie: snapback game goes CRAZY theestallion: triplets WHERE?! jackandy/naremyparents: the queen has graced us with her presence urbandjack25: I could just eat her UP jackharlow: urbandjack25 YOU GET ME y/ninsta: lmaooooo 😭

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y/ninsta: now I know yall have heard about magic city, but what about latto city?

jackharlow: sooo you giving out lap dances or nah? y/ninsta: jackharlow for you and only you. got something real special too 😜 dualipa: y/ninsta what about me? pretty please with a cherry on top? jackandy/nupdates: oh lord here we go jackharlow: dualipa you are literally the pest that doesn't go away and y/ninsta does it involve clothes?

y/ninsta: jackharlow of course it doesn't, don't ask silly questions!

saweetie: lemme get a couple of stacks to throw at you sza: me too, I support this vision druski2funny: latto city sound like you have a fish fry going on in the back for customers lilnasx: druski2funny your dusty ass would say something like that urbanwyatt: fry mine extra hard please! softtcurse: and don't forget the hot sauce! normani: but we know that's too spicy for jackharlow cozane: my man probably thinks ketchup is spicy jackharlow: now why the hell do yall always come for me on this damn app and I can literally never be at peace? dualipa: jackharlow you brought it on yourself y/ninsta: druski2funny I got fish plate dinners, chicken plate dinners, you name it and I probably got it blancahood: I always forget how good she can cook jaysontatum: imma have to slide down there so I can get a plate y/ninsta: jayson! I didn't forget what you did! jaysontatum: I thought all was forgiven?! I gave him back! jackharlow: not them fighting over me like I'm a piece of meat y/ninsta: jackharlow but you so cute bae, I can't help it 😍 claybornharlow: y/ninsta I mean he's okay...... jackharlow: claybornharlow don't you muthafuckin start claybornharlow: jackharlow 😉 jackharlow: y/ninsta I'll make sure to leave enough room for dessert y/ninsta: jackharlow I didn't make any? jackharlow: y/ninsta I know you didn't y/ninsta: jackharlow smush, I don't get it lilnasx: y/ninsta YOU ARE THE DESSERT MA'AM y/ninsta: lilnasx oh that makes sense lol

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y/ninsta: late night runs and spending time with my favorite person in the entire world is absolutely priceless 🥹💕

Likeeee this man is EVERYTHING to me

jackharlow: 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 y/ninsta: jackharlow stop acting like I don't tell you this every day lmao jackharlow: y/ninsta but I never get tired of hearing it saweetie: here they mushy asses go blancahood: I love yall, but yall make me sick at the same time lmao jessicakelce: blancahood I see no lies lol urbanwyatt: I literally called it when we were younger that they would be married yungskylark: jackharlow would be lowkey drooling while staring at y/ninsta jackharlow: yungskylark I WOULD NOT! quiiso: and spoil the hell out of her and wonder why her ass acts the way she does now lol jackandy/naremyparents: these two make my heart flutter, true love really does exist y/ninsta: jackandy/naremyparents ehhh I tolerate him jackharlow: y/ninsta oh? so you were just tolerating me earlier as I rearranged your guts and had you damn near ready to scream the safe word? do I have that correct? saweetie: OH druski2funny: what's the safe word?!?! theestallion: yall some nasty ass muthafuckas sza: theestallion??? please shut the hell up because I KNOW your ass isn't talking about someone being nasty lmao lilnasx: hold on, where are yall kids?!?! jackharlow: lilnasx they're around here somewhere lmao y/ninsta: jackharlow lmaooo they gave you a run for your money today jackharlow: y/ninsta nah I only got 2 now, autumn belongs to you and only you y/ninsta: she wasn't even that bad! jackharlow: y/ninsta speak for yourself. I don't even drink anymore, but that child had me wanting to take all the shots in the world y/ninsta: 😭😭😭😭

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y/ninsta: I told Saweetie, "get the balloons, we gone throw her a surprise" 😜

jackharlow: imma need you to bring your ass here NEOW druski2funny: aye! run me my wing stop discount! urbanwyatt: druski2funny bruh... the latto meal is only 20 something dollars lilnasx: druski2funny if you broke just say that smh y/ninsta: druski2funny not you asking me for another discount over top of the one I just gave you and jackharlow BEHAVE jackharlow: y/ninsta how can I behave when my wife looks like this? EXPLAIN y/ninsta: jackharlow lmaoooo you are a hot ass mess claybornharlow: produced by little baby 🥰 y/ninsta: claybornharlow nothing but magic happens when those Harlow's hit the studio jackharlow: y/ninsta I'm just tryna hit your guts, but I get it y/ninsta: JACKMAN, PLEASE quiiso: I swear you cannot take his ass anywhere when it comes to her jackharlow: y/ninsta what? what I say? blancahood: jackharlow and this is why you have three children jackharlow: blancahood I dropped them off at my parent's house so they're their problem maggieharlow: jackharlow and I will make you come and get them normani: oh lord smh jackharlow: maggieharlow next week? lilnasx: lmaoooo not him saying next week y/ninsta: jackharlow what am I going to do with you?! jackharlow: y/ninsta nothing because you're stuck with me 🥰

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y/ninsta: the face your husband makes when he had asked you if you wanted Starbucks and you said no, but now twenty minutes later you want some and are trying to steal his lmao he is so sick of me 😭😭

blancahood: he had better given you some of his too otherwise I'm sending panchito jackharlow: blancahood why the fuck are you so got damn violent? of course I shared it with her because SHE GAVE ME NO CHOICE. she was literally perched in my lap until I gave her some. traviskelce: jackharlow happy wife, happy life. just smile and nod and swipe your credit card jessicakelce: traviskelce ooh I taught you well, babe! blancahood: jackharlow me and panchito stay ready for when you step a toe outta line urbanwyatt: lmaoooo and y/ninsta kept eyeing jackharlow's drink until finally she was like 'babe, can I have some?' and jack of course was like 'now didn't I just ask your spoiled ass if you wanted one?' 😭😭 saweetie: urbanwyatt lmaoooo sounds just like them jackharlow: AND SHE DRANK 75% OF IT AND IS GOING TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY TALKING ABOUT BABY WHY DID YOU DRINK IT ALL FROM ME? sza: and at that point, jackharlow chose violence lmaoooo y/ninsta: jackharlow I love you smushhhhhh jackharlow: y/ninsta you about to buy me another one when we land y/ninsta: jackharlow or you can face fuck me, your choice yungskylark: every day we stray further and further away from our savior smh jackharlow: y/ninsta OH, well don't mind if I do 😏😏😏😏 jessicakelce: just nasty as all hell smh urbanwyatt: pregnancy announcement in 3...2....1.... y/ninsta: URBAN HENRY DON'T YOU DARE WISH THAT UPON ME urbanwyatt: y/ninsta it is literally only a matter of time lmao druski2funny: I give her 24 hours y/ninsta: druski2funny and that's why your ass can't even afford my meal at wing stop smh druski2funny: y/ninsta I got your baby daddy to pay for it 🥰 y/ninsta: druski2funny 🙄🙄🙄

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[muffinsnbagles]

Could you do a König spicy headcannon? 👀

I’m sorry for taking long on this😭 I was caught up with some stuff so instead of the head-canon(which I will do), I wrote this nsfw story for you🧸(MDNI)

You were teasing König all day; sending him vidoes of your naked body tracing that small vibrator all over your swollen clit. You loved when you could get him horny at work. You know When he gets home he will work every inch of your body but it was all worth it. You placed your phone on the dresser and spread your legs wide enough for the camera to get your good spots. You placed the vibrator on your clit and continued to moan out for your husband. “König Fuckk~. You wish this was you huh? You wish you could eat this wet fucking pussy huh?” You moaned teasingly. What you didn’t know was that your husband got out of work early. While you were getting off to the small blue toy, König was standing at the doorway quietly admiring the view. As hard as he was he didn’t touch himself or even interrupted you. He just stood there watching you intensely. “AHH FUC- MHHHH BABY~” you screamed as you squirted all over the bed. You let yourself catch your breath as you smiled to yourself. “Keep going”. You heard a deep and familiar voice next to you say. You knew it was him but how? He was supposed to be at work. “By all means keep going baby. Now” he said walking up to you. Before you could say anything, König took the vibrator and sucked your juices off it. He moaned to himself and rolled his eyes to the back of his head. He loves how sweet you taste. “Fuck.” He whispered to himself. He turned on the vibrator and shoved it in your swollen cunt. “AH KÖNIG STOP!!” You screamed. You tried to move yourself away from him, but he grabbed your thigh with his free hand and dragged you back towards him. He clicked his teeth while looking down at you with those needy feral eyes. “Get your ass back here. Don’t move away from me bitch” he said while grabbing your ass harshly. You moaned from the aggressive action. You tried to catch your breath, but every time you did, he took it away with that damn vibrator. Konig took his free hand and started gently squeezing on your clit while the vibrator was shoved into you at full max. All you could mutter were whines and aggressive moans. You finally let out your cum all over your husbands hands. He took his hands and sucked your juices off of him. “Good girl. Look at you cuming for me. You gonna keep it up for me love?” He cooed at you while unbuckling his pants. “W-Why aren’t you at work?” you weakly asked. Konig let his long thick cock out of his pants. There was pre cum leaking out of his tip. The sight itself made you horny, but you knew you couldn’t take anymore orgasms. He shoved his hand on your pussy getting it all wet from your cum. You moaned bucking your hips at his hand. When his hand was wet enough, he removed it from your pussy and started jerking himself off with your cum. “You know you’re my girl right?” He teasingly asked while jerking himself off to the sight of you. You nodded your head weakly. “You know I love you right.” He said breathlessly. You moaned a yes at him. He then got on his knees and threw one of your legs over his shoulder. He used his fingers to spread your push lips. He felt himself nearly cum from the sight of it. “Squirt again for me. Squirt in my mouth”. He said kissing your lips. He took his tongue and licked all over your pussy; shoving it in and out of your hot wet cunt. You screamed his name while pulling on his hair. You felt yourself squirting all over him when he took the vibrator and placed it on your clit once again. He took his fingers and started moving them around your thigh. You watched him spell his name out with your cum. He looked at you smirking. “Next time imma spell my name on your stomach with my cum.”

[quinloki]

Not me coming up with a whole AU brain rot over this song

BUT

I did.

I’m thinking high profile ceo/rich Marco who regularly gets voted most eligible bachelor who just hasn’t found someone to connect with being so busy

And maybe you’re the daughter of someone a bit high profile, business type. A couple high profile failed relationships. You get introduced to him at an event and while you both think the other is attractive, nothing happens.

But then stumbling into him in a bookshop, literally. He helps you pick up your books, and yall talk and he asks you out.

Maybe he had glanced at the back of one of the books that was spicy and was interested based off that or something >.>

And of course after seeing eachother for awhile and it going great, getting invited as his date to a company function where all the peeps are trying to shoot their shot and getting dirty looks bc how did YOU land the most eligible bachelor???

And you know some petty drama here and there but marco is a solid guy and takes care of it

Ahhhhhhhggh

Imma think about this more later I just need to get it off my brain rn bc I have things to do 🫠🫠

Oooooh I love this! I love this a lot.

There's just a few things I'd probably change, personally, but the vibes are the same. Man, I love the whole Both in the High Life vibe (usually someone is and someone isn't, y'know? Or they're both just kind of middle/middle high class, and - anyway.)

I love the idea of this, but they meet at the bookstore first.

Both dressed casual, both just there to get away for a bit. Maybe both in the same section (shared interest in romance books, or mysteries, or whatever). Maybe you're muttering about how there's nothing new that is grabbing you attention.

"Read, read, read... this one?" pulling out the book you look at the back. "Ah, now I remember."

"Oh? Pardon me, I was thinking about reading that one." The voice is relaxed and even and you look up, and up, to see a tall man with blonde hair and hooded eyes giving you an easy smile.

His height would be intimidating alone, but he looks and sounds so genuinely interested in the book.

Looking back at the book you straighten up, giving the back a closer read to jog your memory. If you're going to give a recommendation, you want it to be accurate, even for a stranger.

"It was good. I'm a big fan of the genre, but not this author." You admit, handing it over. "I don't think it's a waste of time, but depending on what you enjoy, there might be a better pick in here."

And so he tells you what he likes in a book, and you offer up a couple suggestions, hitting on a few books he's already read. In the end he buys one or two, and offers to either get you a coffee or buy a book for you as thanks.

It's not until later that you're lamenting not asking him for his name at least.

And maybe that lament follows you to the charity event a couple days later, sighing into the city high-rise air, cooling off on a wide balcony to get away from the stuffy people inside.

"I almost didn't recognize you," says the smooth voice that's been flitting at the edges of your mind. Turning around you see the #1 most eligible bachelor in the city - how you didn't make the connection in the book store was almost laughable seeing him now.

And yeah, you might be an heiress, maybe even fully capable of taking over your family's business. But you're like fortune 500 and he's like fortune 10. So there's still this perceived disparity within the rich bitch community that doesn't understand how YOU got HIS attention, of all people.

XD Maybe the reader is closer to fortune 100 or something, maybe they are on the same-ish level, but reader has a reputation as the Shrew - like from Taming of the Shrew.

"There's the pretty bird." He says softly. You snort softly.

"Don't you mean the Shrew?"

"Both are better untamed, don't you think?"

idk that's off the top of my head. My brain is screaming "I'd let him tame me" and I can't think of anything else rn XD

[greatunironic]

20 questions for fic writers

approximately twenty years late for these twenty questions, but i'm here now so that counts rights? thank you to @aidaronan for the tag!

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 40

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 711,322

3. What fandoms do you write for? currently stranger things, but i've got star wars (prequels + rebels) w.i.p.s in the google docs that i'd still love to see the light of day

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? steddie overtook my oldest fics, so most remarkable thing is my number one, with two other fics in the same universe behind it (frozen with joy and the world throws its light), followed by all the missing girls and brutalist masterpieces

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? i try to respond to all of them because i'm trying to be more outgoing in fandom spaces; i also feel very humbled + touched by the response to my steddie stories so i try to stay engaged there when i can

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? i don't think anything is particularly angsty from stranger things -- i try to lean into optimism and hopeful endings when i can, even if something tragic happens with the story; so i would have to say the untitled companion kallus au out of rebels fandom, since part two ends on a bit of a downer.

(though various stories out of the eating in the underworld series probably qualify, especially when you're reading them chronologically...)

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? i like to think the whole of most remarkable thing, and other b-sides and rarities as the happiest, i would say? mainly because the idea of steve + eddie, alive in 2023 and thriving with their family, careers, and marriage is very dear to me.

8. Do you get hate on fics? not really

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? yes; allow me to be pretentious and say that it's typically serving a plot purpose, and often tender, sometimes silly, sometimes spicy

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? i like a good fusion, mainly; i think the only crossover i've written + published is an ancient avengers and battlestar galactica fic

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? not to my knowledge

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? yes! remarkable has french + spanish translations, and crozen with joy also has a french translation

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? no; i'm a solitary creature by nature, and also anxious to a fault so i've never felt it was something i'd be able to do + do right by my co-author.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? i love steddie but i gotta be honest here on tumblr dot com: kalluzeb

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? i pray every day that i'll finish all my wips; but my greatest fear is that i'll never conclude the star wars f+f au, even though the google doc is halfway written

16. What are your writing strengths? once again imma be a little pretentious and say crafting the story itself; i think i'm a really solid plotter + have good outlines that allow me to tell the story i want to tell

17. What are your writing weaknesses? probably being too wordy, and having a hard time trimming + cutting things; i have a whole google doc devoted to passages i've loved that i've excised from stories but just couldn't get rid of entirely -- i'm definitely a director's cut bitch

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? i've encorporated mando'a into a handful of star wars stories, and used a few russian terms of endearment for at me too someone is looking (rebels) -- so i think if it serves a purpose to the story, you gotta do it.

19. First fandom you wrote for? star trek, i think?? maybe stargate: sg1??

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? i love all of my children equally but differently, but gun to my head? dogfish or the other hand knocking, because both were so interesting + challenging to write in very different ways

not tagging anyone because i'm so late to the game, but if you wanna play just say i called your name!!

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

I am doing okay-ish lately lmao. Some mood swings been getting the best of me ngl lol. Might be cus period just ended??? But I am trying my best!

I hope you have been doing alright too, lovely :3 😘🫂💜💜💜

Also feel free to yell thots about u as fantasy mc in video game at me any time any where >:)))))))

Ah yes, shark week's aftermath.....were truly victims of our own bodie fr 😔✊

And nah cuz now i wanna make a post about it kkdkrmdjmekdjmdmj

Cuz like..

Imagen mc ane being this cartoonish looking dude while all the npc/ playable characters r like in this super preddy style lmao

I like the idea of u (the controler of the mc) being able to change ane into whatever, from an elf, to a dragon hybrid, orc, or mabey just a knight or painter

Chocolate & fish soup being very precious cuz it gains her a great amount of hp

Like in zelda, having different outfits/ hairstyles and multiple weapons and like i imagen some of those weapon names from being adsolutely riduclous like "BIG FUCKING GUN" or "CROTCH DESTROYER 10000" they sound funnier in my head lol

WAIT IMAGEN GAVING THE OPTION FOR ANE TO BITCH SLAP NPC'S JJIJINNIHININI4JINI like this dude pissing u off cuz the talking big smack and u just click on "slap to shut" 😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Her swearing in spanish everytime she gets hurt/ tired or theres a blocked area

OBLIVIOUS RIZZ: THE ABILITY TO RIZZ A CHARACTER WITHOUT HAVING THE KNOWLEDGE U ACTUALLy RIZZED

There being a location where u can paint and draw stuff <333

Mini games that sort of teach u hispanic culture!!! Idk much about my heritage tbh but i feel like it would be interesting to give some info from my home country

VILLIANS BEING ROMANCE OPTIONS TOO!!! like after u beat them u get the chance to kiss them imma die 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Lil companion! U can choose whichever animal companion u want <33

Defenitely gonna be some spicy if u know u know 👀👌👌👌👌

Fuck i rambled out lol but defenitely i fun idea

[borathae]

Plus I have been a lil inactive on Tumblr sibi how are you ? 🥰

I'm really good heheh 🥺 I've finished another aaol drabble today, which turned out really fucking angsty fandsnf so that's gonna be a blast to post fnadfna and now I'm working on a spicy Yoongi fanart whilst simultaneously thinking of Jimin's knight story which I'll start writing in bed today ejfahef 😏 ALSO I HAVE OFF WORK NEXT WEEK BITCHES IMMA HAVE SUCH A GREAT TIME FANDSNF

I hope you are feeling good as well my dear 🥺💜

[tearsandwishes]

weekend vent dumps #3.5

so like, I know I posted yesterday but why not post something again. (this one is long so get something to drink or something)

okay now, ahem.

NOW CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE EPIDEMIC OF WHEN PEOPLE DO SOMETHING NICE TO YOU THEN SAY YOU OWE THEM AFTERWARDS.

Let me paint the situation for you, a cousin of yours says they want to treat you to some Qdoba. You were like "Ight, I'll get a quesadilla with a rootbeer." you get what you asked for and they turn around and say "You owe me a 20" BITCH WHAT.

It's like, bitch, did I not drive you all the way here just to get you food and gift wrapping? It's shit like that that just aggravates me. Also, you said you could cover the purchase. So as your motherfucking chauffeur, BITCH PAY ME SOMEHOW.

Imagine the other persons' perspective BITCH. (don't worry, I had problems with this cousin before and I literally blocked them, mentally)

Nonetheless, yesterday when I was coming home from work, tell me why I had the craving for Chick-fil-A. I got so pissed at myself cus as a person of the LGBTQ community, thats hella disrespectful, so I went to McDonalds. BUT AT THE SAME TIME. I didn't want to be a fatty so I went Wendy's, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO CUSS SOMEONE OUT. So I went to Burger King. Mind you guys, it's about 10 o'clock at night and I'm out here driving, wasting gas, to find food.

So I said fuck Burger King. Now, since I knew Popeyes (and a gas station) was the closest to my house, I drove there and said fuck the other places.

But for some odd reason, there was a line. So I said screw it and joined the line. Anyways, after 10 minutes of waiting, I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich and a side of cajun fries (AND OF COURSE A ROOTBEER).

So as I was pulling up to the next window, and the guy infront of me was not moving. So I was like, "wtf." and the person behind said 'fuck this' and left the line. They tried honking to the guy infront of me, but the dude didn't move, but they didn't give a shit and left.

Now me, pissed and hungry asf. I decided to honk on this mf. And I was getting more pissed and hungry, but then I thought of something. DID THIS MF JUST DIE. CAUSE THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT TO DO THAT. So I drove next to him and I blowed my horn again. Dude didn't move, I looked through his windows (but they were tinted and I'm blind asf so I wasn't a 100% sure) but this mf was KNOCKED OUT. I mean HEAD BACK AND EVERYTHING. So, my ass didn't want to get arrested so I pulled up to the next window and said that the guy behind me was passed out.

Now mind you, the workers came out flabbergasted. They gave me my food and told me 'thank you' for informing them (they also gave my food for free HAHAHAH).

Came to the conclusion, this guy passed out but was alive, he woke up and pulled over to the side. Once I knew the situation was "okay" I drove away as fast as I could before they changed their mind about the payment.

So yes, I got free food 2x this weekend, and they were outrageous times.

These are stories to remember and I thought it was oddly crucial to my "weekend vent dumps" series.

Also, I want to spice up my Tumblr a bit, do you guys want me to write stories? I think that would be cool. If you don't want me too thats okay, I don't mind dumping random shit on this page.

Nonetheless my mutuals, I have the late shift today and I have it at 7:30. So Imma go.

(I didn't have time for a quote, sorry 😞)

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

La juive (Geneva, 2022): Reactions, Part I

ENFIN!!!!!!!!!!

MARC MINKOWSKI MY BELOVED

okay this looks so cool

omg no don’t attack them

(update: surprisingly and thankfully, they did not)

hey you’re supposed to be in church right now so maybe be in there and mind your own fucking business

“the power of christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!”

“…i’m jewish, not a vampire”

JOHN OSBORN MY BELOVED

léopold you shady little motherfucker

“the hussites have been defeated—”

“EYYYYYYYYYUP THAT WAS ME BITCHES”

i love when Abstract Organs Are There

time for a Public Service Announcement TM

free alcohol: the fastest way to excite a crowd

omg no don’t attack his shop

OMG NO DON’T ATTACK MY BABY

TELL ‘EM OFF ÉLÉAZAR

hmm. interesting!

rip to his family (unless…)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🥺

can you be friends after such shit has passed between you??? can you even not hate each other???

when an aria turns into a gorg ensemble *chef’s kiss because halévy was a master*

they don’t know it but…

TAKE RACHEL’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

“oh hi orchestra thanks for helping with my seduction serenading”

spicy times

admittedly this is some very spicy music

léopold more like “i wanna get laid-o-pold”

she’s so adorable i can’t

“uh…yeah. just like you. totally jewish.”

love the church bell addition

love the look

interesting choice!

day drinking a little too hard

this is literally the SECOND time in the past THIRTY minutes you have threatened to MURDER them

and i oop

okay her voice kinda reminds me of Anna Caterina Antonacci’s 😍

halévy went OFF with this absolute banger

EXCELLENT use of film

yeah léopold you have a WIFE and KIDS what is WRONG with you

them against the world 💔

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE LMAOOOOOOOOO

(also: bling)

and the party and the antisemitism go on!

sometimes just EXISTING is an act of indescribable bravery

actual picture of me trying to not burn myself with matches (and usually failing)

léopold: imma yeet the matzoh

rachel: dude what the fuck

GOD TIER SINGING AND ACTING FROM JOHN OSBORN

AWWWWWWWWWW (again)

uh oh…

words cannot describe how much i hate this wig

also: TIME FOR MY FAVORITE TRIO IN THIS OPERA

okay tbh the outfit kinda pops off tho

like the detailing on the bottom of the coat!!!

NOT LÉOPOLD HIDING FROM EUDOXIE IN PLAIN SIGHT PLEAAAAAAASE

you done fucked up boy

the assignment was apparently to do stereotypical diva poses and by GOLLY she understood the assignment

a) the dress pops off

b) WHAT IS THE DANCE THE LADIES ARE DOING IN THE BACKGROUND LMAOOOOOOOOO

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (again, yes. they are just SO PRECIOUS pls let them be happy)

this is EXQUISITE

still like the Konwitschny staging of this trio better because a) no weird cuts and b) ALL the chaotic energy but this, like the rest of the show so far, is very good!

to be continued later :)

[ncityprincess]

hiii bestieeee, here are my placementsss.

Sagittarius Rising, Sagittarius Sun, Scorpio Moon, Pisces Mars, Mercury, Pluto and Venus Sagittarius thank uuu

oh man!! the sag of it all! let’s get into it

IT’S GIVING BAD BITCH. like sag sun, scorpio moon, sag rising?!!!!! plus sag venus 😭😭

if you aren’t tapped into your bad bitch-ness yet imma need for you to start immediately. sagittarius is the sign of good luck and good fortune. everything always works in your favor. no matter how unprepared you are for that test, or if you walk into the club with no money, you will always be taken care of. if you aren’t aligned with that energy you need to start! the whole world is literally in your hands.

if you’re a shy sag you may have trouble speaking up and advocating for yourself. you may have a lot of anger stewing inside you because there’s a voice that desperately wants to be heard. baby. LET THAT VOICE BE HEARD!! you have the ability to command anyones attention. you have an aura that people would kill to have. [look past her recent fuck shit] but think about nicki minaj. she’s a sag herself. chrissy teigan too. yes these people are rowdy and annoying but what quality do they both possess? they say whatever the fuck they want and they don’t care who gets offended. take a little bit of that energy and carry it with you. flex that throat chakra. go for whatever you want because 10/10 it’s going to work for you. it’s literally in your dna. however, if you’re already this type of sag? remember to think before you speak. your words have the power to cut deeeeep. use them wisely 🥲

for your sag venus, you probably like partners that can keep you on your toes. you’re all about excitement and trying new things. you probably love trying new restaurants, visiting new cities, learning about different cultures. you have a zest for life and you want to explore every facet of it.

now your scorpio moon. friend 🥲 your mom may not have always treated you the nicest. or she may have loved you so much that it was almost suffocating. either way, you experience emotions like no one else. you can feel the highest of highs, just for you to experience the lowest of lows 5 minutes later. you wanna know what your super power is? transformation. you can literally change your whole personality at any time. use that to your advantage. kill your old self and reinvent the new you any time you want. people will have to learn to like it, or kick em to the curb!

your pisces mars and mercury is what cools you down with those spicy placements 😭 pisces doesn’t like to be in mars, which is the planet of aggression, war, sex, etc. pisces likes to stay in dream land and keep the the peace. you may find yourself avoiding confrontation depending on how strong you identify with your pisces mars. however, pisces are extremely intuitive. listen to your gut!!! it never lies ❤️‍🔥

TLDR; be the bad bitch you were destined to be! thanks for sending this in love 🥰💓

[benchofindigo]

[ID: Screenshots from My Stand In with text posts.

Ming, crying, hugging a pissed off Joe from behind. Text post: can we kiss please please please i promise you i won't poison you again please

Joe looking blank faced at Sol. Text post: 'ur so chill' thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

Ming arriving at Sol and Joe's press conference. Text post: if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

Ming walking away with Joe, Sol, and Wut watching him in the distance. Text post: Anon: request you to not be a bitch. Response: request denied

Ming giving an annoyed Joe flowers at Sol and Joe's press conference. Sol is pissed. Text post: you're in his dms i'm on his nerves. im pissing him off im ruining his day

Joe and Ming standing in Joe's old apartment that Ming is now living in. Text post: just bc i break into ur house doesn't mean imma take something maybe i just want to look around damn.

Joe tied up on the couch with Ming sitting on the other couch watching him. Text post: Love at first sight? Tired, boring. Love at first assassination attempt? Spicy

Ming on the phone. Text post: i'm sorry for acting so weird earlier i was following my heart

Tong talking to the press. Text post: you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

[inside-a-sinners-mind]

Here's the next clue

For whom I am to you

Thinking like a puzzle when you

Could have just read the book,

Naw I like making thing akward for everyone

I'm not mad or hating I'm just really glad you ate good

You think I'm slow or illiterate il

But I read circles all the corn field

You fucked up making me your enemy

Cuz I gave you everything, even shit that wasn't mine too

But I can't get my time back, can't get my money back, or helly sanity

You want me to play cray cray,

I can but they got to be worth more

Than $1.68

Bruh I'm so close to hatibg you and everything you do

Fuckin on my best friend well shit she ain't better than you,

Tried set me up, you failed cause:

one im grown asf

For two im single for three Im ugly and I'm thick and yes I suck it

You taught her all my tricks just trying to replace a bitch but your new bitch infected and this point is redacted cause as you lay there smoking and smiling

Rocking your body, I think you infected too

So no I ain't fuckin on you or anyone else but if I wanted too I wouldn't need a text cause this pussy wet and clean and if pop it back imma get a ring

First place always the queen because I ain't easy and you can't get in with no slick ass rap or slashing of the whip

Pretty boy you were and daddy definitely could but hunny daddy you are not. Every stroke was wack sidiy makee cum until you tongue arched my back

You can eat it anyway with a dental dam bae baby and lil kid let me tell you this

You might be a "companion" but honey if you were making any money your stupid ass would let him take it.

Cuz you run s niggas pouches not his pockets hunny cuz them niggas you fuckin gay as hell

Two snaps and a half wig later you still thirsty for the niggas didn't play with me

He girlfriend me the other wifed me and the rest couldn't get my time if I paid them too

Your tip went to my bank account bitch and you were too stupid to rob me so you had our ex bitch bitch do it man this morning report getting really spicy cause at the end of the day ain't shit that you can run your mouth about cuz I tell on myself Bout everything I did. SOLID and body amor you not get through I told you I went dark

Now time to taste the chocolate 💋

[bump1nthen1ght]

Animal Instinct (Werewolf x Reader)

Pairing: Male!Reader/Male!Werewolf

Warning: NSFT Content up ahead (18+ only), Non-Con, Predator-Prey Dynamics, Degradation

Word Count: 2454 words

Summary: You're caught by the beast hunting you, but he makes it clear killing you isn't his goal.

Request: Could ya do a Male werewolf x Male reader. And make it like a predator and prey scenario which turns spicy (SMUT) Plssssssssss😙

A/N: I’m gonna be honest y’all, this one is SPICY 🌶. I’ve added a short optional aftercare scene at the end, which establishes it as a consensual roleplay between two lovers, mostly because of the intensity of this piece. But if straight non-con is your thing, then enjoy!

The bite of the branches sting as you push through them, tearing at your clothes and leaving small scrapes along your skin. But anything is better than what runs behind you, taunting and screeching it’s horrible laugh.

“You can run all you want! But Imma still get you!” The voice cackles, the sound of large branches cracking as he easily tails you. The thump of his paws grow louder and louder, but you keep running anyway. A part of you says its fruitless, but a larger part of you is focusing all your energy on just fucking moving.

Don’t look back, Don’t look back, Don’t look back- That sickening hyena laugh rings through your ears as you are tackled to the ground. Tiny pebbles scratch your back as you and your assailant fall into a clearing in the forest, his large body pinning your shoulders to the ground. You clench your eyes shut, praying for this all to be a dream. That all you’re feeling is an extra heavy quilt your mother threw over you, not this….this thing.

“Gotcha.” He whispers, his wet breath blowing right past your ear. You scrunch up your face and jerk your head to the side, trying to avoid the muggy scent. He chuckles. “I told you.”  He leers, a drop of saliva dripping onto your cheek. “Now,” He grabs your jaw, the tips of his claws pressing into your skin, and forces your head towards him, “Look at me.”

You hesitantly open your eyes, blinded by the shocking white canines which hang above you, dripping with drool and exhaling hot breathes of exertion. Your eyes dart up, trying to avoid  his gaze, but his claws dig even deeper into your cheeks. “I said look at me, bitch.”

You suck in a deep breath, eyes finally meeting your attacker’s.

One is bright golden, glowing in the darkness, while the other is a faded white. The dull pink scar that runs up the left side of his face goes right across it, only adding to his menacing veneer. His smile is sickly, conniving, and he has the gall to pat your cheek; A reward for listening.

“Good, good. Now, ain’t that a handsome face?”

You don’t answer, the beast’s claws still pressed dangerously close to your neck. You gulp and the creature smiles, relishing in your fear. You can’t help but yelp when his wet nose presses against your throat, taking a large whiff. The creature shivers, his tongue lolling out in pleasure.

“You smell so delicious.” He takes another sniff, right up against your Adam’s Apple. “I love it when they run. Makes it all the more….” His long tongue licks a stripe up your neck, running from the clavicle all the way to your jaw, “Tantalizing.”

He keeps his right hand tight around your jugular while his other slides down your chest. His claws begin to catch on the fabric, tugging until it begins to leave small holes. You force your eyes upward, afraid to ask what he was doing. He eventually reaches the bottom of your shirt, where he grows impatient with his own teasing. In one quick movement, your entire shirt is ripped clean off of you. Goosebumps rise across your skin as your torso is exposed to the outside air. Your chest heaves with anxiety.

“Please.” Your voice begs, tears at the corner of your eyes. “Please just do it quickly.”

The creature clicks his teeth, tossing aside the tatters of your shirt and pulling his face away from your neck. You meet his gaze. His hungry, lusting gaze. He licks his lips, admiring  your flushed and sweaty skin. He traces dangerous circles around your nipples with his claws, enjoying how you jump at the contact.

“Sorry, little one.” He grabs the back of your head,  limbs moving so fast you barely have time to react, pulling you in for a passionate, sloppy kiss. His canines nip your bottom lip and he easily forces his tongue down your throat. You gag and thrash your upper body around, but his body weight has you pinned and his mouth is ravenous. When he finally detaches, a string of saliva still connecting your lips, he only smiles and whispers, “I intend to take my time tonight.”

He digs his claws into your hair and yanks your upper body upward and off the ground, your elbows pushing back to support the awkward angle. He lifts his lower body off yours, revealing his tattered shorts and massive bulge. It sends shivers down your spine, feeling your  stomach drop as he hastily undoes his trouser strings with one hand. Your scalp stings as he keeps it in place, right before he pulls out his cock. Your eyes widen and the creature cackles in delight. He spits into his paw and slathers his cock as he strokes it quickly, the hot-red tip being only inches away from your face.

His cock is thick, girthy and still almost eight inches long. Prominent veins run up the underside and converge at his head, which curves slightly upward. The skin of the shaft shines as his saliva lubes it up.

The creature yanks on your scalp and presses the tip of his cock up against your lips. You clench them shut, but can still taste the slight saltiness of his pre-cum. The creature tightens his grip on your hair and lets out a low growl.

“Open up.” He sneers, pulling on your hair when you falter for a second. You slowly open your mouth, praying he’ll take it easy on your poor throat. Before he slips his head in, the creature lets out another snarl. “Don’t even think about using your teeth. You won’t like me when I’m pissed.” You nod, the tip of his cock slowly resting on the tip of your tongue.

The creature doesn’t shove his cock down your throat, to your relief. Instead, he slowly forces your lips wider and wider as he slots it into your mouth, lavisciously moaning as he feels you clench and gag on his size.

“Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.” His cock hits the back of your throat, pressing uncomfortably up against your gag reflex. The creature licks his lips and his eyes roll into the back of his head. His claws dig into your scalp once more, but he avoids cutting your skin. When he looks back down at you, tears dropping from the corner of your eyes, he smiles. “Not that it would help you right now,” The creature says with a small thrust, forcing you to nearly choke. “But the name’s Riven.”

Another thrust and you try to ignore the overwhelming urge to vomit. Riven picks up his pace, his sweaty fur pressing up against your cheeks as he begins to fuck your face. His heavy balls slap your chin as he pulls out until only an inch as left, right before shoving you right back into his crotch. His moans turn into contented purrs and howls, his humps becoming sloppier and sloppier with each minute. Each thrust pounds the back of your throat, tears now freely flowing down your cheeks. You close your eyes and just focus on not scratching him with your teeth, lest it be the last mistake you make.

“Unng, gods. You were made for this, huh?” Riven strokes up your jaw with his free hand, before slowly moving down to your neck. “My little fucktoy. Throat just perfect for cock-sucking. Fuck!” He moans, stuck in his own ramblings as you try to not taste the salt of his dick. “Such a handsome boy, just asking for someone to shove their dick in your mouth, aren’t you?”

If you had the ability to form coherent thoughts any more, you might have shaken your head. But all your energy is spent on sending your consciousness away from here, trying to breathe through your nose and not choke on this beast's giant cock. Riven licks his lips.

“Oh, I bet you want it. Yeah, I think you do, little slut.” Riven pulls his dick out of your mouth and you gasp for a breath of fresh air. The taste of his dick still lingers on your tongue, and slobber runs down your chin and off his dick and rivulets. Your eyes begin to blur, but are brought back into focus when Riven slaps your cheek. A playful one, but still very jarring. “You’ve been so good to me so far. I’ll give you what you need, as a favor.” Your eyebrows quirk, befuddled, not letting the hope that he’ll let you go simmer in your chest. Riven wipes away the tear tracks that mark your face. It’s a shockingly romantic gesture.

But then he shoves your face into the grass, turning you so you lie on your stomach, and hastily ripping off your shorts. You didn’t think it was possible, but your stomach drops even lower, your heart seizing as you feel his claws fondle your ass.

“No, N-no, please-” Your mouth is shoved back into the grass, your body shaking as the wet head of Riven’s dick begins to circle around your asshole.

“Shut up and let me treat you.” Riven spits onto your butt, rubbing his saliva into your tight hole. The tip of his forefinger begins to press into the ring of muscle and your body instinctively tries to move away. Riven grabs your shoulder with one hand and pins you down. “I’m not always this nice. Fucking enjoy it, ungrateful slut.”

Two of Riven’s fingers force their way into you and the guttural whine that comes from you makes Riven laugh. You clench your eyes shut, burying your face into the rough ground below.

Please, just make it quick.

You pray, knowing the creature would never listen if you asked.  

Riven spreads you open with his fingers, pushing and pulling at your insides, only just grazing at the sensuous spot; The spot that sends jolts of electricity down your body, the one that makes your knees shake. They only tease and hint at what’s to come, bringing you only a hint of pleasure.

He pulls them out, quickly lining up his head with your asshole. You murmur more prayers into the ground, trying not to give him the satisfaction of your pleas.

His cock feels even bigger than when it was in your mouth, but Riven still takes his sweet time inserting himself all the way. His claws dig up the dirt, his breath washing over your neck as he leans his chest over your back. You can feel his thick fur rubbing against your t-shirt, moist and thick with sweat. He grunts as he slowly enters you, and growls into your ear when he’s reached the base. He whispers to you, voice stuttering,

“T-told you you 're made for this.”

Riven begins to hump, his hands moving up to your hips to pull you back against his crotch. The noises that leave you, tiny whines and whimpers, are unconscious and impossible for you to keep in. Riven moans and lets out long breaths as he fucks your asshole, his claws pinching against the thin skin of your pelvis as his thrusts in frequency. His dirty-talk is cut short as he simply enjoys the way you suck him in; He can see the way your body tenses and jolts every time he hits your prostate.

Riven loves the fucked-out look you have. You don’t realize it, but your tongue is sticking out of your mouth. Your muffled cries are all he needs, especially with how delicious your ass feels around his cock. Tight and barely-prepared, your beautiful back arching against him only brings him deeper inside you.

Black spots dot your vision as Riven rails you into the ground. Your hips have started to go numb from the brutality, the white scratches on your hips barely leaving an impact on your nerves. But that overwhelming heat remains; that tightness in your belly that reminds you where you are and what you’re feeling. You hate it, hate it so much, but the way his cock presses against that spot feels so good.

Your muscles slowly lose control and go limp from the pleasure, and you feel Riven’s thrust get more and more impassioned. You squeal as he fucks you harder and harder, that crashing wave slowly reaching its peak.

“Cum on my cock. Then I’ll fill you up, like the good little bitch you are.” Your fingers curl into the grass as Riven’s dick twitches inside you, his moans uncontrollable as he reaches his own climax as well. That knot in your belly slowly begins to snap; Closer, closer, closer-

“Fuck, fuck!” Streams of hot cum fill your asshole and you feel your cock jerk as you orgasm as well, cum staining the grass below. Riven lets out a powerful howl as he rides out his orgasm, his thrusts weakening as shoots more and more of his cum down your ass. His claws push you back one last time before he slumps over you. The smell of wet-dog and semen attacks your senses, but it’s like your entire body has lost its will to move. You fall into the grass, soaked in sweat and totally exhausted. Riven’s body weight lies on top of you. Like a humid, disgusting blanket.

“Absolutely perfect for me. My perfect little mate.”

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(Optional Aftercare)

It takes you a second to catch your bearings, your long breaths taking up most of your energy before you can even think about speaking.

“That was….really good.” You sigh, still struggling to catch your breath and slow down your heart rate. Your boyfriend sighs, nuzzling into your back and nodding.

“Yeah. I wasn’t too much, was I?”

You shake your head, cheek still plastered to the grass. “Nope, just enough.” You give him a thumbs up. Riven laughs, the vibrations rumbling against your sore back.

“That’s good. Sorry about the slap, I was really in the moment.”

“Please, you couldn’t hurt me with a love-tap like that.”

Riven moves to push himself up, maybe to protest how strong he actually is, but his shaky arms give out on him and he collapses onto your back. You let out a small ‘ooph’

“..I guess that checks out.”

The two of you giggle, body’s still interlocked and exhausted. Riven runs his fingers, without his claws, up your sides and nuzzles into the back of your neck. You reach back and begin petting his shoulder. Riven’s tail lazily wags behind him.

“Love you.” He whispers, pressing a kiss onto your skin.

“Love you too.” You yawn, stretching your sore neck. “Now get off of me, you smell horrible.”

“Hey!”

[magicxc]

Out of all the girls I've filmed— you're the baddest.

Now see….Imma bite him. Cause why you talking about other bitches while my lips wrapped around you 😭😭 lol such a spicy readdddd.

Tape.

The red light on the camcorder sitting on the chair in front of the bed, shines throughout the dimly lit room. A string of red lights adorn the wall, playing into the sultry atmosphere.

Tyler lays in the middle of the golden silk sheets, which illuminates her naked body, while Tre stands over her with his phone, capturing her in her most vulnerable and beautiful state.

"My leading lady— ladies and gentlemen." He zooms in on her face. Her giggles softly sound throughout the room, causing that million dollar smile to spread across his mahogany cheeks.

"Cut it out, babe." He chuckles and slowly drags a hand up her body, stopping at her neck and gripping it, while rubbing his thumb across her glossed lips.

"Open, babygirl." Her lips part and welcome his thumb, sucking softly. He groans and tightens his grip on her. She moans in return.

He pulls away and ends the video, sitting his phone on his nightstand. The second camera perched on top of the dresser, captures them at another angle, getting a closer glimpse of their faces.

Tyler sits up and tugs on the straps to his robe, pulling him toward her. He leans down to kiss her, helping her undo and push the article of clothing away, revealing his chiseled body. She licks her lips at the sight.

"You're so damn fine." She moves from her laying position on the bed to the plush carpet on her knees, coming in contact with his thick and long third leg.

"Yes, you are." He replies, wrapping his hand up in her hair. Her deep brown eyes stare into his as she sticks her tongue out, beginning to run it along his veiny girth.

He grunts, watching her lower her warm, wet mouth onto him. "Fuuuck..." he fixes his stance, so the camera can see everything. Tyler hums against him, causing his eyes to flutter shut.

Her bobbing picks up, causing his shaft to shine with saliva and his grip on her silky roots to tighten.

"Shit, Ty.... that mouth somethin' serious." He grumbles, before biting down on his bottom lip. Pulling away from the mess she made, a devious grin spreads across her face.

"I've been told." She bats her lashes, while he shakes his head at her, still running a hand through her hair.

"Out of all the girls I've filmed— you're the baddest. I mean that shit." A sultry giggle leaves her lips.

"Thanks, big Daddy." He leans down and captures her lips in a juicy kiss, pulling her up from the floor in the process and leading her towards the dresser, where he makes her face the camera.

"Say hi, babygirl."

"Hi, Daddy." His hand finds her throat, pulling her back against his chest. She moans at his aggressiveness.

"You're gonna be a good girl, right?"

"Yes Daddy." His heavy hand collides with her backside, causing a yelp to come from her. She places her hands on top of the flat surface.

"Spread your legs.... stay just like that." Pushing the middle of her back down, her sticky folds glisten underneath the light, making him lick his lips at the sight.

Grabbing her plump ass into his hands, Tre glides into her slowly, allowing her to feel every inch of him. Tyler's eyes gloss over with lust as she stares into the camera and bites her lip.

"Oh shit," her nails dig into the dresser, leaving small imprints behind. Tre places his chin on her shoulder and begins rocking in and out of her, giving her slow, deliberate strokes.

"Mm mm mm... pussy wet as hell." Maintaining his pace, he wraps one hand around her throat.

"You're so big, Daddy..." Tyler whispers, biting down on her lip. Gripping her hips in his rough hands, Tre picks up his pace.

"Ooouu fuck me... just like that, Daddy!" Each time they connect, he dips his hips and rubs against her sweet spot.

"Fuck," her voice quivers. "That's my spot." Tre fists her hair and pushes deeper into her, purposely gliding over it. Tyler's eyes roll back and her hand flies back to his waist.

"Fff— unh! Ohhh fuck!"

"That's the spot, right here?" Her fingers dig into his skin, while she tries desperately to form a sentence.

"Yes— oh shit, I'm gonna cum!"

"Cum on this dick, babygirl. I ain't stoppin'." He grunts, rolling his hips into hers. Tyler's mouth drops open, letting her moans free.

"Ohh shit! Mmm— I'm cumming!" Her walls tighten around him as her first orgasm rushes through her body. Mouth still agape, she begins to throw her ass back on him.

"Shit.... work that dick." Removing his hands from her hips, Tre places a hand on her back, enforcing her arch.

"Fuuuck— it feels so good," the slapping of their skin echoes throughout the room, along with her moans. Each time they connect, she tightens her walls around him.

He grunts and grabs a fistful of her hair, yanking her back into his heated chest. "Ima fuck the shit outta you...." with that, he pulls away from her completely and leads her back to the bed.

"On your knees, beautiful." Assuming the position on top of the cool silk sheets, Tyler swipes her hair over her shoulder and looks back at him, watching him stroke himself.

"Ruin me... please." Putting an even deeper dip in her arch, she slithers a hand between her legs and rubs her sensitive bud.

"Please, Daddy." Tre gets behind her and slides back into her, wrapping his hand around her neck, beginning to thrust roughly into her.

Tyler's bottom lip becomes clamped between her teeth, as Tre repeatedly punctures her weak spot. Her hand flies toward his waist and gets gripped up behind her back. His strokes become rougher.

"Oh my God!"

"C'mere." Her moans turn into screams.

"Tre!"

"Why you runnin'?" He slows down and begins grinding his hips into her.

"Unh! It's t-too much!"

"You asked for this dick, right?"

"Yesss—"

"You better take this dick," he pushes deeper into her, making her see stars. Her moans heighten and her free hand grips the sheets underneath her.

"Take this dick." Tre repeats, slamming his hands down on her plump backside. He stares down at her cream coating his shaft, beginning to form a tiny puddle underneath them.

"Wet ass pussy.... uh! Squeeze that shit, girl." Her walls involuntarily squeeze him, as she gets closer to her second orgasm of the night.

"Right there! Right fucking there— I'm cumming!" She tries to crawl away, which only makes Tre follow her, pin her down and fuck her through her violently, pleasurable release.

"I— I hate you." Tyler whines, feeling him throb inside of her. Tre laughs and mushes his face into her neck, inhaling her sweet scent.

"That only fuels me to fuck you, until you don't." Reaching underneath her, he rubs her clit in slow circles, working her out for the third time.

Her eyes squeeze shut, feeling the delicious knot form, once again. Trapping her between his thighs, he moves slowly, rubbing against her slick walls.

"Shit," her head falls to the side, giving Tre more access to her neck. Letting go of her hand, he places it back on the bed and links his fingers with hers.

"You hate me, huh?" He taunts.

"Yes.... I fucking hate you." She whines.

"I'm hittin' that spot too good, huh? I got that pussy weepin'. She don't hate me— fuck— she said she love this dick..." jolts of pleasure rush through her, sending her closer to her final peak.

"I can't.... I c-can't." She locks her ankles, feeling the pressure build inside of her. Her nails dig into the palms of his hands.

"You close, huh?" She nods frantically, feeling him pepper sweet kisses along her sweaty neck.

"Where you want this nut, babygirl?"

"Inside me." She squeezes around his throbbing girth on purpose, causing him to jerk and bite down her neck. He speeds up and sends her to one final and abrupt peak, sending her body into spasm mode.

"Shit...." a couple thrusts through her tight grip and he bursts right inside of her, filling her up with his warmth. His head lolls back.

"God dammit, you're my favorite."

@blowmymbackout @uzumaki-rebellion @soufcakmistress @supersizemeplz @daddy-killmonger @killmongerkink @ghostfacekill-monger @l-auteuse

[whatsabriard]

Rewatch time. Now I can take notes.

*what the hell is that wedding cake made of. They’re using an entire sword and two of them can hardly cut it? No wonder mrs p looks so suspicious of the food.

* I’m still p salty that Cora didn’t let her hair down.

* Edith and Mary being all sisterly.

* “I think it’s an awful idea.” No shit brother. “We don’t need to talk about money.” Robert. Jesus.

* so Violet has been moved into the big house for the end, yeah?

(This is where I point out that I saw this at an Alamo drafthouse and had quite a bit of liquid by the time the movie started and I had to pee SO BAD but refused to leave the theater.)

*this silver dress is so stunning. Robert’s ears are extra sticky-outy.

* Cora’s ‘I’d love it’ at Edith wanting to come along hits different now. I’m cry.

*why was robert only worried about edith’s second child.

* MAKE SURE THEY THINK OF YOU AS A DRAGON.

* of all the names, did they have to pick Dagleish? IT TOOK ME HALF THE MOVIE TO GET PAST “dog leash”.

* everything will be odd and foreign for his lordship. There is one person in that house less capable of dealing with foreign soil than Robert and it’s Carson.

* the pacing of this movie is very peppy.

* nearly every woman in the house has a new hairstyle except Cora. Imma guess she didn’t cut her hair to the new style because Robert loves here hair.

* WHAT WERE CORA AND SYBBIE TALKING ABOUT.

* at this point I leaned over to my bestie and said “they’re gonna singing in the rain this bitch, aren’t they?”

*”Why has she asked you?” Lol she don’t want you reading her spicy letters.

*the look on Cora’s face when Isobel says that Mary will become Violet. It was glorious.

* I hope Cora teased Robert relentlessly about miss dogleash and the whole mess of a dinner.

* it’s kind of nice when there isn’t a single Bates suspected of murder the whole time.

* Cora Crawley, cruise director.

* Mr Molesley lmao.

* weird titanic vibes, tbh

*cora is tucked in so tight to Robert doing their little king of the world thing. omg why are they so cute. meanwhile, why is molesley there? Did they say and I just didn’t care?

*Sybbie inherited a bombass place tho.

* I would like mrs angry mom to do Cora’s hair though.

* Mary’s marriage the Talbot is one of the most nonsensical turns this series took. I still don’t understand it.

*Violet’s green dressing gown makes her look very mcgonagall

*the first all talking movie was a horror film? Lol

*still me taking the piss out of dog leash.

* WAIT. what happened to Spratt? Is he busy writing for Edith now?

* 😭 holding hands on the boat

* with the lawyer they’re all doing Covid seating.

* watching Robert do math in his head is hilarious.

* Cora tries to assure Edith that everything is fine. My dad, who has not seen this yet “oh lord”.

* Suppose he never steps up to the mark. He’s pretty cocky for a dude who waited as long as he did to propose is what I’m saying.

* “just a little heartburn.” Dad: uh oh. We know what happened the last time someone had that.

* did we know about Molesley’s lip reading before?

* mrs hughes - you could do it! why would that have even entered her head?

* is it actually physically impossible for Edith to keep her mouth shut at the dinner table? She’s always like oh a sensitive topic? LET’S DISCUSS.

* I’m not sure I entirely like that Brandon is now wholly ready to be the aristocracy he claimed to dislike. I think we could have found a more middle ground for him.

* Mary called Matthew perfect, a prince. Remember when he was the monster of her fairy tale? aww.

* Talbot was a stupid choice Mary. Sorry not sorry.

* “it’s not enough.” ever get tired of being such a bloody wet blanket Robert. Cora has had it UP TO HERE with his histrionics.

* it’s time! It’s time!

* am I blue. Yes.

* his hand around her neck. send help.

* my dad just told the dogs to be quiet, they’re recording. Then realized what he said. We’re invested fam.

* Daisy. Mvp. Anna’s like “did she just say that”.

* for maybe the first time in her life Mary looks abashed but being caught in the act lol.

* PLAYS IN THE ATTIC? did grow a little crop of March girls after all?

* Cora actually said dog leash. Why. Why did they.

* surgery. What did he think they might be taking out?

* “you’re welcome to ask them” lol.

* honestly at this point Mary should have married will graham over Talbot.

* “two gorgeous men fighting for my favors” lol baby. As of it would be the first time.

* not enough has been said by Cora about The Matter.

* “it must have been a shame to spoil that.” arrighty.

* “I know I can trust you to do the right thing.” shut up I’m crying. She didn’t have anyone since her mother died who she could trust to be morally right. DO NOT TOUCH ME.

* Robert comes bursting in, looking much like I imagine he looked waiting for his babies to be born.

* I don’t care how convenient it is, I adore that the downstairs group got a chance to dress up and be posh. They all look so beautiful.

* why did they give Thomas and Andy mutton chops lmao

*how does mrs h sit with that bustle holy shit.

* miss Baxter looks so pretty.

*”are you not going to kneel?” OH GIRL YES.

* “Marcus us willing” - TO. DO. WHAT?! Are they gonna live in sin?

* I’m glad Thomas finally gets his happy ending. He’s not afraid anymore.

* Tom is a good dad.

* “finished you off” really clarkson? There wasn’t a slightly better way?

* that so great a lady should go when the house is full of film people.

* “dear boy” I cry

* *sobbing* Mary wearing Violet’s brooch.

* oh shit. Isobel sitting alone. That was the part that lanced my heart right open. I can’t. I can’t.

* Cora and George.

* Henry really did just leave Mary alone to this. HE WAS A BAD CHOICE MARY. She buries her grandmother. Alone.

* one final gut punch with that portrait.

[debbiebeary]

Disgust and Ecstacey

3

Hayden’s belly jiggled and wobbled violently in the dim, hippy light of the room. The combination of the incense and marijuana haze made the doughy expanse of his body appear even softer and more rounded. The curtains were slightly drawn and in the light was a smoky beam, the rest of the room was lit by red string lights and a few kitschy lamps.

In Hayden’s chunky arms, arms with those beautiful biceps that mushed up against his moobs into a cellulity pillow, he carried Ben and Jerries, peanut butter sandwiches, and some bananas (hey, digestion is important, ok?)

“Alright little britches” said Hayden, time to get to three hundred!” He said as his uncovered belly, lightly shined with sweat, surged forward even more as he added to the snacks already present on the table (chocolate, korean fried chicken and potato chips).

Dillon laughed.

“Oh come on I only reached two fifty yesterday!”

“Only two fifty!?” Cried a voice from across the swirling aromatic haze.

“Only two fifty?!” He repeated, standing up and revealing his own two hundred seventy pound form, he put his meaty paws onto his lightly dark furred, pear shaped body and gave it a strong jiggle, “That’s forty pounds since you arrived, it’s only been a month and a half! If you keep it up you’ll be bigger than me!”

Dillon looked down at his stretchmark covered gut and heaving moobs, which themselves had stretchmarks emerging near the armpits and also stretchmarks on his biceps too. His growth surely exceeded his own expectations. And it didn’t help that Garry, whom was the coffee shops resident chaser turned chub himself, was always feeding Dillon super creamy specialty coffees free of charge throughout his shift.

“Yeah. Who knows,” he began, a smug grin forming between his fattening cheeks and burgeoning double chin, both beginning to dominate his features even under his thickening beard, “perhaps I will hit three hundred.”

“Well it isn’t a matter of ‘if’, it’s a matter of ‘when’. And either way,” Hayden paused to toke the joint he just lit, stifling a cough before he continued, “either way, you gotta eat to make that happen, pig.” And without warning he took a peanut butter sandwich and crammed into an unsuspecting Dillon’s fattening maw. Garry wore a lascivious smirk on his face as he yet again watched Hayden work his gluttonous magic on Dillon.

“Remember!” the three hundred fifty pound blonde stud mumbled after tearing a massive chunk out of his own sandwich, “we match each other bite for bite, no matter what” he continued, swallowing the mouthful into his growling, churning tank, giving it an emphatic slap.

Dillon chewed and swallowed his own mouthful,

“Yes big bear-“

But he was interrupted by Hayden once again plugging his airways with the second half of the sandwich.

Dillon could feel the scale shattering beneath his feet already.

Again and again, handfuls of chocolate brownies, of chips, fried chicken (with an inspired melted Velveeta American cheese dip) were shoved into the awaiting Dillon's mouth by the bronze skinned, blonde haired hunky blob. Though Garry was the bottom, Hayden, a versatile boy who when he was a top, was a very dominant top. This extended to feeding.

Though Hayden was attracted to Dillon, he found force feeding him aggressively to be somehow even more… penetrating. More satisfying than the thought of fucking him ever could be. He was morphing Dillon’s body, potentially towards a permanent absolution. He may never go back to the way he was before the summer began.

Dillon could see the twisted thrill in Hayden’s eyes as he crammed in handful after handful and despite the overstuffed pain in his abdomen he kept opening his mouth, begging again and again for the ruin of his once athletic form.

Hayden had heard tales of the pretentious condescension of Brian. Of his prideful taste in skinny boys, his carbon-copied preferences. In this a dark desire lay, one in which to sever Dillon from his obnoxious fuckbuddy. All he would need were calories and time.

Of which he incidentally had both.

“Damn Hayden, you’re turning him into a blimp!”

“Bwaaap!” Was Hayden’s guttural reply, “ugh, fuck. S’cuse me! Turning myself into a blimp while I’m at it too, don’t ya think Gerry boy?”

Gerry was too busy drooling at them both with big horny puppy eyes to respond, but Hayden’s smile curled with smug deviousness.

Eventually the snacks dwindled until nothing was left and Dillon's already stretchmark laden gut was now bright red and itchy with swelling.

Hayden smacked Dillon’s belly, causing him to wince,

“Fuck!”

“Sorry fatboy, couldn’t help myself, you look like you got a full litter in there.”

“Yeah. A hundred food babies in one. Feel like imma puke.”

Hayden snatched a lit joint that Gerry was enjoying and popped it in Dillon’s mouth, Dillon sucked in frantically,

“Make yourself useful, Gerry. Rub his belly with some of that CBD/tiger balm concoction I made, can’t have him purging all these beautiful calories now can we?”

“N-no sir!” Said Gerry, Gerry always turned into a bitch when Hayden threw his weight around.

“Good boy. Alright Dillon, just hold tight,”

“Uuuuhh. Ok. No I can have that last drumstick then we’re done, I’d rather get this over with and just have some cuddles after.”

“Yeah alright, big dude.”

Hayden let Dillon sink his teeth into the glistening red drumstick, courtesy of the local fried chicken restaurant, Han Ten, Han for the name of the chubby korean bear who owned the pace, ten for ten different glazes. Toasted Perilla, butter honey, spicy, lemon, sweet and sour etcetera. They even had a Ghanaian spicy peanut butter based sauce that was a real zinger. But the one they had was the hybrid honey butter/gochujang ketchup, the K-Supreme with American Cheese Dip, toasted garlic chips and green onions to finish, Dillon’s favourite thing in the world besides Hayden’s succulent puckered-in belly button.

Dillon, after finishing the last bite, let out a rather meaty burp and panted out:

“That’s it, all done…” struggling to breathe, “but it isn’t as bad as last time, uuurap, I’m feeling waaay less sick now, Hayden?”

Hayden was in the kitchen, the fridge door shining it’s menacing white light upon Hayden’s summer- bronzed, food-speckled gut. When Hayden caught Dillon's eye reflected in it was his own evil scheming.

From the glowing gainers bastion of the fridge, like an amulet or treasure of untold power, Hayden withdrew a gallon of chocolate milk.

“Uurp! Fuck, no Hayden that’s pushing it too far! There is no way, mmmlf!”

“Hahaha, you like this funnel? Just got it,” but Dillon managed to spit it out

“Hayden no! Even splitting it it’s way too much for me! I’m too packed!”

Hayden’s face took on a demonic appearance as, with the sun now fully set, the red lights stretched the shadows across his face into l demented forms.

“Whoah, shit this is strong weed.” Dillon suddenly remarked,

“Yeah I cut it with a bit of salvia too, gives everything a nice… twinkle.”

“Well I’m not sure ooouhf!” Hayden shoved the tube back into Dillon's mouth,

“You didn’t let me finish… I’m not splitting this with you, you’re taking ALL OF IT!”

“Whoah, Hayden! You sure? He seems pretty full.”

“He’ll be fine once you get your lips wrapped around his cock, Garry.”

Garry grew quiet.

“RIGHT GERRY!?!”

“Yes sir…”

“Good boy… ok Dillon, open up your throat and GUZZLE! Garry. Uh. Do the same.”

As Garry face planted Dillon’s dick, Dillon was reinvigorated and began to suck down the sweet chocolaty goodness. Garry was a master, sucking Dillon’s meaty head, flicking his slit with his tongue, and deepthroating him like a pro, he never let Dillon get used to his w and was building up to a climax rapidly.

“Yeah you fat fuck, we keep this up you’ll be 400 in no time.”

Dillon moaned. The Gallon was now only half.

“Come on tubbs, you know you want it, you want to beach yourself on the couch and eat and smoke and drink until you’re nothing but a big fat whale.” The gallon was empty but still Dillon sucked on the tube.

“Greedy pig. You still want more?”

withdrawing the tube from Dillon’s mouth, his tortured stomach released a torrent of pressure as Dillon sprayed out a fat wet belch which rolled across the hazy apartment like thunder.

“UUURRRRP!”

In the same moment Hayden, smirking demonically, leaned down and pinched Dillon’s nipple, Dillon convulsed and shot his load, hosing down Garry’s throat with his seed.

“FUUUUCK!” He screamed in agonizing pleasure.

Garry nearly choked on Dillon’s load.

“Holy fuck. Looks like Dillon isn’t the only one that sucked down a gallon of sweet nectar, eh Garry?”

Garry let out a burp of his own before responding.

“I’d say it’s rather more savory but yeah. Basically.”

“Come on, help this fat fuck up, I wanna weigh him.”

“Urrp, fuck guys won’t you give me a second?”

“No fucking way, I wanna see the damage we did, let’s go tubbs!”

After laboring them to the bathroom, they made him stand unaided, swaying dizzily under his own strength after a few minutes of assistance, finally the scale read out its deliberation.

Hayden screamed in disbelief:

“FUCK ME! Two sixty five!?!”

[lady-ragnvindr]

❄️❄️ -- (I was too excited over Xiao and Dain, so here's a short fluff for you!)

Dainsleif was drinking in the tavern when you comes. He gives a small nod of acknowledgement and you sit across from him. His star-shaped eyes so tired and unfocused as they stare at the almost empty bottle of wine.

You've heard how there's nothing but sinners in the long lost land of Khaenri'ah. You wonder if Dainsleif was also part of those people who dream of dreaming--caged within their own mind, unable to escape. Would their starry eyes look as dazed as the enigmatic man with hazy eyes blinking rapidly here?

Dainsleif is a bit tipsy, swaying. He was trying to tell you something, but they come out being slurred gibberish… his deep voice doesn't help and instead he just sounds like he's growling at you. Cute.

You take his hand which is shaking a little and lead him to stand after leaving the bills on the table. Dainsleif frowns confusedly, feeling unsure, as he glances back and forth between you and the wine on the table.

Your other hand that isn't holding his hand rests on the small of his back.

It's time to go home.

Maybe you need to give him a little something later to sober him up plus a reminder to not carelessly getting drunk without your supervision.

❄️ -- ( …someday I'll have the gall to write something hotties, just not now, not today 🥺😂 )

🥺- no one has ever written me something like this 😔 thank you so much love 💗

Lemme add the spiciness that ya implied right there 😏..sort of XD

---

Walking the swaying figure of your lover, you had finally arrived at your destination- home.

"Y-you know *hic* you are very b-beautiful *hic* (Y/N)" Dain's deep voice muffled as he snuggled your neck. Smiling in amusement you moved him forward, walking him to your room and with a tired sigh you slumped his shaky body on the bed. As he laid there, his star-like eyes lazily gazed at you while you moved his body around getting rid of his clothes. "Wah- *hic*you wanna t-take *hic* advantage of me already?" He mumbled, a small smile forming on his lips. "Nope, I'm just getting you ready to bed" you said smiling in amusement at his pout. After finally getting rid of his clothes you were about to turn and leave until your felt two arms grabbing you by the waist and pulling you down on the bed- right on top of Dain.

"Hehehe*hic* I-I want to have *hic* seggy time wi-*hic* with you" He said, a loopsy smirk on his lips while you glared a playful look at him over your shoulder and just sighed. His eyes pleaded you to do it and if anything you were about to actually do it- he was just too adorable but the thing here is that you were about to do it, keyword- about to.

Turning yourself around his arms you kissed him, your hands holding his arms above him and while your hips pinned his hips down- he moaned mindlessly on your mouth. Pulling away from him, leaving him with flushed cheeks and with hazy eyes you were set on making him scream for tonight well until he decided to ruin it by...

"(Y/N) I-I think imma*hic* imma" you raised an eyebrow as you looked at him "imma what?* His beautiful eyes looked up at you as his cheeks puffed up and with a nervous voice he said,

"Imma puke"

---

Washing your clothes and bed sheets you grumbled curses under your breath. Dain was sleeping on your bed after you ahd moved him away from the mess and changed the bed sheets. You really shouldn't be surprised- he was drunk after all but it still anger you the fact that now you had to hold your nose and wash your favorite clothes and sheets after washing them yesterday.

Looking back at your beautiful lover, your anger slowly turned into adoration after all- he did looked pretty with his blonde hair a mess and his bitch face replaced by utter peace and calmness.

You did love your man.