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byfulcrums · 2 years ago

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I had a dream where Wally was injected with nanobots (I can't remember if that's the right word, sorry!) for a mission

Since he had no idea about what they could do to a speedster, he just kept going, and eventually collapsed. Dick caught him and went to drop him off to his house, but Wally woke up and was having some really wild mood swings (he looked drunk lmao) so Dick left him at Roy's, since his place was the nearest to them

Then Dick left to continue the mission and Roy was left to deal with a very sick (and drunk, apparently) speedster

#wally: *sobbing*#roy: i- what happened?#wally: *still sobbing* we had to kill a chicken for these chicken wings #<— that's something that actually happened in my dream lmao #wally: *screaming* and that's what you GET you sick FUCK!#roy: why are you screaming at the tv?#wally: *crying from rage* fucking DORA THE EXPLORER #it was fucking hilarious #donna and garth showed up too #roy called them #garth left almost immediately tho #donna stayed to help roy out for a bit #roy wanted to die #wally: this is great! it's been so long since we've all hung together! all we're missing is dick #donna: wally we saw eachother three days ago #wally: *tearing up* yeah and that's so long...#there was a moment where he was ranting about how amazing linda and dick were lmao #he looked and sounded so sick #imagine this very delirious man saying “that ASS tho... mine's better but– is that dora again? fuck dora the explorer linda's way better”#and then he passes out #dc #dc comics #wally west #the flash #the flash comics #teen titans #roy harper #dick grayson #garth dc #donna troy

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