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#imagine scully's reaction to this. i can't quite place it beyond initial Disbelief and then subsequent trying to be as supportive as she ca
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the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own
#you could make this super fun and invoke a sense of deep Guilt on behalf of mulder because he feels he got the mom neanderthal killed
#and then you can also make it fun in “c'mon sport let's go throw the ball around kind of way”
#i imagine him at the library checking out books on early humanoid species and how to parent at the same time
#the librarian silently checking the books out and wondering what on earth this man could possibly be needing such resources for
#imagine scully's reaction to this. i can't quite place it beyond initial Disbelief and then subsequent trying to be as supportive as she ca
#and she would probably be also very Nerdy about the whole thing. because she strikes me as someone well-read on the subject and fascinated
#we also know she at least has some experience wrangling children which would be relevant
#i imagine a bunch of anthropologists perpetually hovering over the child to study him but they have to be Chill and not disrupt his life
#so the kid just grows up thinking they have a ton of really cool and supportive aunts and uncles over all the time
#meanwhile they scientists are taking notes furiously as they see if he can adapt to playing a gameboy with the other kids
#idk someone probably thought of this idea before but it's funny to me
#why would the kid go to him and not someone far more qualified? idk i'm just playing pretend in my brain :)
#this thought was prompted by me wondering if you time traveled and brought an early humanoid to the modern era do you think the kid
#would still play minecraft? i say yes. probably.
#i saw a post about something similar years ago and i wonder about it. i hope you would like cartoons and subway surfers neanderthals.
#the x files
#txf
#fox mulder
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