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Janis & Jimmy

Janis: 💀👑 having a party Jimmy: Where's my handwritten 💌? Jimmy: bit rude Janis: not enough 🩸 Janis: 💔 Janis: [pic of jelly shots and other basic party tings taking up cali's fridge] Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: if you ain't fucked with them, I'm dumping you Janis: it's like you don't know me at all 😱😏 Jimmy: Oi, it's a secret, that Janis: not tweeted it yet, we're safe Jimmy: tah, Judy Jimmy: what's the 👗👠 then? Janis: 🤔 Janis: it's either taking their 'style', lack of a better word, and doing it better, 'cos duh Janis: OR doing the anti-them so hard she'll be 😡 the second we walk in Jimmy: so do you want me in 👗👠 or looking like I slept in the park with nowt but a 🔪 and an empty wallet? Janis: both hot 🔥 Janis: probably hates poors slightly more than crossdressers 💙 Jimmy: have I got time to get a vote labour face tattoo? Janis: only if it's misspelled 💘 Jimmy: Duh Jimmy: trying to work out what 🎨 I could get to show I hate lawyers Jimmy: no win no fee finger tats? Janis: 😂 Janis: full of the 🥇💡s today Jimmy: downside being Ian might reckon it's 🥇💡 an' all, I'd have to ❌ 'em out or cover 'em up with something that'll get him fuming before he realises Jimmy: or put the 👗👠 on as well as Janis: that'll do it Janis: dress on a lad is still a dress on a lad, even if it's red Jimmy: getting into a 🥊 with him would only help the cause, nowt more common than a black eye and chipped tooth Janis: not had enough time for my fake pillow baby to be showing, WELL gutted 😭 Jimmy: can make the announcement on the night 🍾 be a lovely surprise for her Janis: godmother, anyone? 🙊 Jimmy: only right after we conceived it in her bunk 💕 Janis: solid HILARIOUS lad speech story, hun 👌 Jimmy: especially when I add in that I ain't sure and it could've been her desk in computer science 😘 Jimmy: oh the #bants Janis: me, tryna remember that time 💭👀 Jimmy: you and sir both Jimmy: draw the line at fake naming it after her though, what's her dad called? Janis: who knows Janis: Mike, John, Peter, Paul etc etc Jimmy: UGH fine we'll call the kid Jeremy Janis: gonna start doing #babytaylor updates around the 🕞 Jimmy: same Janis: graphic details of the abortion, good times, like Jimmy: but the #datenight in hell after is gonna be 🔥 soooooooooo Janis: 💁 #hatersgonnahate #dontmumshameme #howtolosethepregnancypounds Jimmy: 😏 Janis: she lives ages from both of us so where do you wanna meet? Jimmy: middle? Janis: his MIND 🤤 Jimmy: it don't matter to me actually now your ankle's loads better and I ain't gotta carry you the whole way Janis: said as if that were my preference, ever Janis: or that I'm well fat Jimmy: you were warned I'm 👴 and on death's door, mate Jimmy: I've had my 😭 about it but crack on with yours Janis: what else can be said about your stamina at this point, eh Janis: my cross to bear Jimmy: nowt 'cause I can't be all ears for your fake complaints after being deafened by your real praise Janis: if you're so gutted, I can promise you'll never 🔊 it again Jimmy: can you? doubt that Janis: see how easy Jimmy: alright Janis: 👍 Jimmy: come here then Janis: where? Jimmy: where am I round the 🕞 Janis: UGH, don't remind me Janis: my biggest fake complaint 🥺 Jimmy: baby Janis: NEVER see you Jimmy: but I'm ALWAYS 💭💕 about you Janis: that'll be why Mia don't tip 💅 Jimmy: yeah that's TOTALLY the reason Janis: if you're THAT distracted how can you possibly remember how to make a decent latte?! Janis: if you're THAT distracted how can you possibly remember how to make a decent latte?! Jimmy: 1. there's no such thing as a decent latte 2. I could have you up on the counter and still make whatever ☕ dickheads want Janis: 1. okay got me there 2. not gonna have me there 'cos I'm nowhere near town so 💔 Jimmy: like I said ALWAYS 💭💕 Jimmy: and always fucking here 🕞 Janis: you're saying got time for that bus journey but how do I know it'd be worth it? Jimmy: I didn't promise to go mute on you for a start Janis: yeah? Jimmy: got loads to say, me Jimmy: [🔥 sext because why not] Janis: it's like that then Jimmy: it's however you like, you know that Janis: okay Janis: I want to see you Jimmy: okay Jimmy: I want you here Janis: I feel it Jimmy: I can promise you will Janis: you haven't forgotten just how long this bus ride takes, have you? Jimmy: no Janis: so you're being mean to me on purpose Jimmy: you started it by taking the piss out of my stamina Jimmy: this is just me showing you how much I've got Janis: but I'm already so Jimmy: and what I'm sitting here dead unfazed, do you reckon? Janis: I don't Janis: I think about you too, for real Jimmy: do you? Janis: yeah Janis: if I was good with words I could tell you about it but Jimmy: it's alright, you can show me Janis: when I'm with you, yeah Janis: what about all the times I'm not? Jimmy: you're decent enough at leaving reminders, I think I'll live Janis: you might Jimmy: how full's your 🚍 gonna be? Janis: this time? Janis: 👻town Jimmy: nowt to worry about then, is there? Janis: ? Jimmy: a 💣 could go off and who's about to see or hear it Jimmy: just us Janis: and the driver Jimmy: he'll be chatting to his mate or missus like the one before Jimmy: and you're gonna be 🔇 so you said Janis: 🤏 rude I'm now not that distracting at all, apparently but Janis: okay Jimmy: if he's that into it he can be our 3rd Janis: I'd ask but 😶 Jimmy: it'll go without saying, don't worry Janis: go on then Janis: you have to fill in the silence and tell me what you really think about me 💭💕 Jimmy: [a voice memo to make it even more of a #mood and to make me lol cos do you ever do any work boy] Janis: has anyone ever told you your voice isn't a total turn-off Jimmy: it ain't a compliment that usually gets chucked at me Janis: they're stupid then Janis: more than I reckoned Jimmy: don't talk to them, do I? Jimmy: just you Janis: oh yeah, suppose not Janis: count myself 🍀 Jimmy: dunno about that but you're alright to 🗨 to Janis: known worse, like Jimmy: tah very much Janis: you don't like compliments Jimmy: I never said that Jimmy: I don't know how to take 'em Jimmy: same as you Janis: it's when it's Janis: if you just said the same shit everyone says, it wouldn't even register Janis: but you ain't ever that predictable Jimmy: you're not a lass that's gonna get bog standard bollocks out of me Jimmy: 🥇 muse Janis: I can handle that Janis: you're pretty talented Jimmy: if you're the masterpiece, how could I fuck that up? Jimmy: barely have to do owt for it to be art Janis: be surprised how a lad can, 'cept not at all Jimmy: letdowns don't surprise me, whoever they're off 🌧 remember Jimmy: have had and have done loads, it's why the 😒 face fits Janis: you're far from a letdown to me, where it counts, like Janis: have that for free Jimmy: don't count for much when it's been days Jimmy: even Ian can manage to keep a lass about for that long sometimes Jimmy: but alright Janis: well it's all I've got Janis: and as I said, had worse Janis: you're free to disappoint me any time Jimmy: yeah, me an' all, but no need for me to chuck all the comparisons to my shit ex at you and pretend it'll do for a compliment Jimmy: or pretend that I wanna disappoint you Janis: It don't matter, we know it's inevitable but we also know we don't need to think about that right now Jimmy: it matters a bit Janis: not enough that we can do fuck all about it Jimmy: I just Janis: me too Jimmy: it ain't fair that you can 🧠📖 Janis: can't really Janis: could've agreed to anything there but fuck it, why not Jimmy: that's why I like you Janis: obviously Janis: whole plan hinges on it Jimmy: nowt to do with how fit and mysterious you are Janis: 🤏 tah Jimmy: Oi, I've been telling you how fit you are from day one Janis: don't stop Jimmy: not til it actually 💀💀💀s me Jimmy: how ain't there bollocks rumours about you being a model or an actress an' all? Janis: that'd be 😤💚 not 🤤💖 Janis: anyway, the school trip before the last, some scout came up to me and I thought the gals might actually murder her, or drown her with their 😭😭😭😭😭 Jimmy: right, it's different for lasses, so I've heard off you loads of times now Janis: and lads lack the imagination, not the kind of model or actress they're arsed about Jimmy: and that were why you didn't wanna do it then? Janis: didn't really have a chance, Lucas told her it was highly inappropriate to approach a child on a school trip, code for 'hands-off she's mine' 🙄 Jimmy: I get it, you can only find out who people are when I read their tits and tell you Janis: obviously Janis: got the card if you really wanna kickstart your career Jimmy: I just dunno why you don't, it'd be 💰💰 and a 💀👑 fuck you Janis: yeah but it's complicated Jimmy: which bit? the walk or the pout? Janis: very funny, dickhead Janis: 🥇 muse, so I've been told Jimmy: exactly Jimmy: why wouldn't you wanna get the fuck out of here? Janis: there's no guarantee that would happen Janis: might never get booked, or whatever the fuck they call it Jimmy: alright, you're scared of looking a twat Jimmy: but you're never getting booked if your name ain't down Jimmy: don't tell anyone you 🖋🩸 if nowt happens Janis: we've got well distracted from the point here anyway Jimmy: the new point is, stop being a selfish prick and think how 🥇 it'd make me look to have a model girlfriend, tah very much Janis: 🙄😏 you're the fucking worst Jimmy: kindly crack on 'cause I ain't gonna be about forever, like Janis: 👴 Jimmy: ✈👋 or ⚰🌹 either'll do Janis: know which one you meant Jimmy: it weren't me saying you can't 🧠📖 Janis: no brain to pick, you 💘 Jimmy: bit rude Jimmy: yeah alright, that lass who tried to snatch you off the school trip'd know more than me but I still reckon you'd be good Janis: shh Jimmy: 🤐 Jimmy: meant to be you on mute though Janis: my point about the point exactly Janis: make it hard for me to speak in a fun way, dickhead Jimmy: [giving her pics because she gave him that glorious dressing room selfie and we know he looks good whenever even when he's supposed to be working lol] Janis: Jesus, boy Janis: how do you just look like that Jimmy: #notamodelbutmyfakegirfriendis Janis: definitely not doing it so you have a 🔥 # Jimmy: but LITERALLY what other reason is there???!! 😱😱 #s are EVERYTHING babe Janis: I know, hardest decision I've ever had to make Jimmy: I'm leaving now, I just think Jimmy: you're so Jimmy: *it Janis: I reckon you are too Janis: like Janis: normal lads don't look like you do Jimmy: I can't fake that hard it being a northern thing Jimmy: 💔 if that means my parents weren't shit at everything Janis: same but that ain't news to me Janis: people LOVE being vocal about how fit my mum is Jimmy: bit rude of everyone to fake Grace being your twin when she's really adopted 🎻 Janis: she looks like my dad's mum and she's devastated, is a gutting comparison however you slice it Jimmy: I should've done more 🎻🎻 Jimmy: I get it, I look like Ian so every other dickhead reckons Janis: 🤏 rude of you to say he weren't fit but I'll allow it Jimmy: 🤏💔 he's my biological father 🤞 the other two can still cut and run Janis: seen your socials that ain't got me in, the kid looks like a small clone of you so 🌧 Jimmy: 💰 on my sister then Janis: usually the middle child Jimmy: she's got his 😡 and it can't be nurture as he don't fucking do none so Jimmy: that's all of us fucked Janis: shit, ain't it Janis: couple my sisters escaped having the same dad but my ma's got terrible taste so theirs weren't no better 💔 Jimmy: how many do you have? Janis: 4 sisters and a brother Jimmy: bet he were 💔 growing up Janis: yeah we made him well gay Jimmy: don't @iantaylor8 Janis: he ain't about to gay bash so it's alright Janis: about to have a gaybie though so pop off on that one Jimmy: he'd be well chuffed to hear he can still have grandkids to bully even though he reckons we're all gay Janis: weird flex on your nature and nurture there, mate Jimmy: duh it's MY fault not his Jimmy: couldn't keep my ex from sleeping with half the north 'cause I obvs weren't and turned them onto a gay lifestyle while I wasn't at it 🙄 Jimmy: #myinfluence Janis: Is Bill your dad? Janis: the drama, the top class storytelling 👌👏 Jimmy: 🤞 you've still got that quill you borrowed Janis: if you fancy it, I'll come about and loudly let him know how gay you ain't Jimmy: he'd have to be about for that plan to work Jimmy: if we held our breath we wouldn't need the 💀💀💀 pact Janis: probably can't turn up at his workplace, yeah, bit weird Jimmy: ☕ delivery Jimmy: just brought my muse so I can do top latte art Janis: unrelated but where is the nearest storage cupboard, tah Jimmy: nowt to see here but everything to hear soz Jimmy: you'd have to break your vow of silence any road, can't have that Janis: not a nun, not an eternal vow Janis: just 'til you admit you like hearing it Jimmy: don't need to tell me on either count Jimmy: and I never denied that I like hearing you Janis: you were taking the piss Janis: so now you're gonna have to be well nice before I even consider it Janis: which is very 💔 for me 'cos I like making noise for you Jimmy: I've been SO nice since Janis: could you be nicer? 🤔 Jimmy: you tell me Jimmy: how can I? Janis: tell me what we're going to do at this party Jimmy: whose house is it at? Janis: #2 Jimmy: we'll find her fave bathroom then, she's bound to spend more time there than owt else Jimmy: ruin it for her Janis: anything that keeps her off the 🚽 is a 🏆 for us Jimmy: we can work out where her 🛏 is after Janis: probably four-poster Jimmy: probably be pretty hard to break Jimmy: but I'm up for the challenge if you are Janis: of course Janis: who am I? Jimmy: you're Jimmy: 🥇 Janis: you're fucking Janis: so good Jimmy: you Janis: you you you Jimmy: if it's owt to do with me it'll be 'cause you've inspired me Janis: I'll take that Jimmy: do Jimmy: it's right Janis: I'm already bored of being on this bus Jimmy: it takes the piss but I need to see you Janis: I want it too Janis: takes the piss I live in the middle of nowhere Jimmy: I'll move you in when Jeremy's born, you're alright Janis: #1 dad Janis: get your own mug Jimmy: *🏆 Janis: bit demanding, babe Jimmy: what kind of dad can I be if I don't have nowt to put my 🥃 in? Jimmy: size matters, babe Janis: 😏 Janis: join you once he thing is out Janis: only 🍷🍷 Jimmy: @ Helena for 💊 Jimmy: your back will be killing you Janis: if he's got a head size of yours, I'll 💀💀💀 Jimmy: I'll 🔪 it out for you, what could be more #goals? Janis: basically a doctor 😍 Jimmy: wasted on just giving 🧽 baths, me Janis: not quite bubbles and 🍾 but Jimmy: when we get to the party, you can have that Janis: we can? Jimmy: if you want Janis: what do you want? Jimmy: What kind of question is that? Janis: one you never answer Jimmy: one you know the answer to Janis: no Jimmy: yeah Janis: 😡 Jimmy: I want you, dickhead Jimmy: I've said it before Janis: not a 🚨⛓ to wanna hear it Jimmy: 💔 love a crime, keeps me in a job Janis: I'll commit another, hang on Jimmy: 😍 Janis: pretty sure how you're tryna make me feel in public is illegal Jimmy: 🚔'd quicker than the 🚍 Jimmy: and hang on, isn't it working? Janis: if only Janis: it's not not working, but it'd work better if you were here Jimmy: brb just gotta change uniforms 👮🚔🚨 Jimmy: be with you in a sec Janis: love a chase scene Jimmy: 💕 Janis: reckon this driver is a new boy too Janis: going well slow Jimmy: Oi don't lump me in with him Janis: you can still be 🍦 of the month, it's okay Jimmy: is it? first my stamina gets slagged off now it's my tempo Jimmy: gonna need a complaints 🗑 if you keep on Janis: babe Jimmy: soz I didn't ask you to fake 👰💍🤵 or 🤰 on day one, like Jimmy: dead slow, me 👻💔 Janis: like, do you even fake like me, OMG Jimmy: busted Jimmy: reckon you're a bit of a dickhead tbh Janis: 😱😱😱 Janis: brb, throwing myself under this bus Janis: probably going too slow to kill me, THANKS Jimmy: see, what's to like, can't even stick to the plan, you Janis: nu-uh Janis: 'cos I'm NOT dying, but you'll show and think I have and go and off yourself Jimmy: 🤏 Janis: don't you 🤏 at me Janis: cheek Jimmy: keeping 🔇 is one thing but denying you're dying right now is Jimmy: I know you are Jimmy: me an' all Janis: it's very inconvenient Janis: wanting you this much Jimmy: weren't part of the plan Janis: exactly Jimmy: but Janis: too late to stop ourselves now Jimmy: not if you want to Janis: I don't Janis: you know that Jimmy: Alright Janis: it is alright, ain't it Jimmy: with me Janis: you're hot, I'm hot, why wouldn't we Jimmy: I'm not gonna give you a list of why it's a 🥉💡 to do this Janis: we'll survive Jimmy: I don't care if I don't Jimmy: 💀💀💀 me Janis: hot Jimmy: I am, you are, you just said Janis: but seriously Janis: you are so Jimmy: I get it, you're taking 💀💀💀 me seriously an' all Jimmy: right now Janis: you have no idea Janis: if I was even as half as good with words Janis: you might feel a fraction of how I'm feeling Jimmy: I do though, you're doing a decent job of telling me Jimmy: and making me feel like I Jimmy: could just Janis: just Jimmy: 💀💀💀 here in front of everyone Janis: oh Jimmy: inconvenient, I think that were what you said Janis: on the counter, that's what you said Janis: what I'm 💭 Jimmy: I'm not closing up but when I am next Janis: promise Jimmy: are you asking me if I do or telling me you do? Janis: asking you to Jimmy: I wouldn't have said it else Jimmy: but okay Janis: your fake manager better not show up Jimmy: he gets us to so he don't have to Jimmy: 👻🥊 Janis: just saying, some prior warning if you wanna third Janis: no 💌 for you Jimmy: I'm alright with leaving the rest of the dickheads out Janis: good to know Janis: 'cos I don't really rate anyone else right now so Jimmy: I've never rated anyone 🥇 as you Janis: you don't need to chat me up Janis: I'm there already Jimmy: it's just a bit of honesty Jimmy: nowt to worry about Janis: you mean it? Jimmy: Why would I have bothered to say it if it weren't? Janis: I dunno Jimmy: the answer is that I wouldn't Janis: alright, I believe you Jimmy: 👍 Janis: me too Jimmy: ? Janis: I ain't rated anyone else this hard either Jimmy: it's the accent Janis: maybe Jimmy: when you're going all about modelling you'll hear some right ones Janis: obvs Janis: let you know your final ranking then, like Jimmy: Tah Janis: all the male models will be gay Jimmy: chuck them my number Jimmy: Ian will be well chuffed Janis: can't have that Jimmy: Oi, just 'cause you're the first I've fake dated no need to make sure you're the only Janis: you wanna real date them, don't lie Janis: make you look well 🥇 Jimmy: it weren't enough for you to make your brother gay, I'm next now Janis: yeah, my agenda Janis: if you spread that around, I'll 🥊 you Jimmy: UGH fine, I'll delete the tweet Janis: dick Janis: 😏 Jimmy: 😘 Janis: how old was you, when you got with your ex Jimmy: why? Jimmy: if you're undercover 👮 an' all, I might believe we're #fated Janis: 💔 now I'm #gutted Janis: dunno, just asking Jimmy: 🎻🎻😭 dunno what we're pissing about at if we're not 🖋 in the 💫 Janis: I'll turn 'round, you're right Janis: been fun Jimmy: 👋 Jimmy: good luck getting that pout and walk sorted out Janis: good luck getting a new muse Jimmy: probably just give up 🎨 nbd Janis: yeah right Janis: it's your 💘 and life Jimmy: don't sound like me, that Janis: come be my personal 📸 and I'll think about it Jimmy: no expert but I don't reckon that's how it works Janis: then I don't wanna Jimmy: you don't need me to hold your hand Jimmy: 🏆💪 you Janis: don't like having my photo taken Jimmy: fake it then Jimmy: you've had loads of practice Janis: true Jimmy: I'll take more, you won't give a shit about 📸 by the time I've been dumped Janis: like it when you do Janis: maybe it's your process Jimmy: I'm sure any photographer'd be chuffed to have a crack at doing the same for you Jimmy: won't be as fit and mysterious as me but Jimmy: you'll live Janis: 🙌 Jimmy: 🥇💡 to keep the pull out and pray method in mind, take a bit of the homeland with you Janis: ha ha ha Janis: shut up now Jimmy: not having my fake baby raised by other photographers Janis: doubt I fancy explaining that sentence to anyone else Jimmy: you don't fancy it, nowt of Jimmy: so alright, I'll leave it out Jimmy: 🤐 Janis: it's all bullshit Janis: nothing real about it Jimmy: the 💰💰 is Jimmy: and ✈🌏 Janis: I'm not a Hadid Jimmy: I dunno who that is Janis: it'd be less 🤩 and more, local ads and old lady catalogs Jimmy: and what? Janis: ❌💰💰✈🌏 Janis: ✔ 🚌🚍 Jimmy: ✔🐕🏃 then Janis: so soz it ain't as glamorous Jimmy: I doubt standing about in 👙👗👠 waiting for 📸 is Janis: yeah Janis: stupid Jimmy: like the lasses who'd be 😤💚 or 😭💔 Janis: literal Janis: must not know you can't ask the photographer to facetune you just how you like Janis: the breakdowns they'd have with the proofs would be worth it Jimmy: the Q&A they'd die for but'll never get 'cause you're out Jimmy: 🎻🎻 Janis: hmm Janis: could fake that Jimmy: a career? yeah works for Mia's dad Janis: 😂 Janis: my 🥇 inspo forever Jimmy: obvs Janis: sorted then Jimmy: 👍 Janis: be selling skinny tea on the socials in no time Jimmy: I'm not even gonna ask what the fuck that is Janis: laxatives Janis: 😋 Jimmy: 💀👑 would have to be fake nice to you for the discount Jimmy: not gonna put them on daddy's 💳 Janis: he's all about triggering that gag reflex Jimmy: my 🥇 inspo forever Janis: 😏 Janis: nice Jimmy: I am yeah Jimmy: SUCH a good lad Janis: not gonna disagree Jimmy: but you LOVE disagreeing with me, Judith Janis: maybe I LOVE making you feel like a lad more Jimmy: there's nowt you 💕 more than a challenge, I get it Janis: 'course Janis: far as you know Jimmy: #thickandnorthern Janis: #fitandmysterious Jimmy: don't remind me Janis: what else do you have to think about that's more fun than me? Jimmy: tip jar Janis: 💔😭 damn, can't compete Jimmy: gonna fare piss poor in this fake divorce now you've ❌💰💰✈🌏 Jimmy: gotta do something Janis: never would've got a penny out of me Janis: not a mug Jimmy: with Mia's dad having to choose sides it'll be 💔😭 all round Janis: how it's meant to be, isn't it Janis: get the best #drama out of the break-up Janis: Bill'll be happy, at least Jimmy: he'll be LIVING Jimmy: #ghostbants Janis: wow Janis: 🤓 Jimmy: am I ready to be a dad or what? Janis: you've got the jokes and the fashion, babe Jimmy: working on the body obvs 🍻🥔🥧 Janis: can't wait to be disgusted by you 💘 Jimmy: helping you fake your morning sickness is just the kind of lad I am Janis: don't need 💀👑 tips Jimmy: 💔😭🎻 for her Janis: good thing she's got the gals to look up to her Janis: not #2 she's clearly better at it, but the other ones Jimmy: I hope she goes live the day she does her in for surpassing her at starvation Jimmy: always need 💀💀💀 tips Jimmy: 🤞🥇💡 Janis: not gonna be as good as ours Jimmy: no need for us to make it look like an accident Jimmy: I know what I want Jimmy: not a tease like those pair Janis: if you were gonna lead me on that much Jimmy: you'd actually have to fake it Jimmy: can't have that Janis: shut up Janis: I'm 🥇 Jimmy: but still ain't been scouted as an actress have you, mate? Jimmy: says it all Janis: 'cos no one knows I'm in character Janis: called method acting, look it up dickhead Jimmy: you know I can't read Jimmy: bit bloody insensitive that you keep bringing it up Janis: 💁 Jimmy: be about right Janis: you started it Jimmy: bollocks Janis: you did too Jimmy: I never Janis: 😒 Jimmy: Oi don't be copying me Jimmy: [a 😒 selfie cos he's a nerd] Janis: oi yourself when you know that's a #kinkunlocked Janis: very rude Jimmy: or very nice Janis: you reckon? Jimmy: you don't? Jimmy: could just leave you with your 💭 Janis: subtle hint Jimmy: I know 🏆 Janis: dunno how good a photo you reckon I can take on this bus but Janis: challenge accepted Jimmy: you said you were 🥇 Janis: not at Jimmy: I rate you Janis: only 'cos I know you've got no mates to send 'em to Jimmy: bit rude Jimmy: that why you're always trying to set me up on playdates? Janis: 1. when? 2. 'cos I want any nudes I do to get better views? yeah, obvs Jimmy: any teacher or coworker for a start Janis: that's you, you're insatiable Jimmy: tweet that and keep your nudes out of it Janis: blame me for your 😍 Janis: psh Jimmy: it's your fault Janis: nah Jimmy: yeah Janis: shh Jimmy: I can't 🔊 me Janis: I can Janis: call it your literary voice Jimmy: I still don't believe you can Janis: why not? Jimmy: experience Janis: what does that mean Jimmy: it means you never 🤐 Janis: 😑 Jimmy: 😏 Janis: you're a twat Jimmy: yeah Janis: literally not talking to you ever again Jimmy: sounds fake that does Janis: you'll see Jimmy: I don't want to Janis: well Jimmy: well you're still 🗨 Janis: alright Jimmy: 👍 Janis: bye Jimmy: in a bit then Janis: yeah, party Jimmy: funny Janis: is it? Jimmy: what are you gonna do, get straight back on that 🚍 when you come off? Janis: I've got shit I can do, tah for the concern Jimmy: alright Janis: bit of a pisstake, actually Jimmy: what? Janis: you've dragged me out Jimmy: done nowt of the sort Janis: yes you have Jimmy: never made you do owt, real or fake Janis: you know what I mean Jimmy: I know you're being a dickhead Janis: then stop replying if that's what you reckon Jimmy: it ain't me who don't wanna talk Jimmy: that's your party trick Janis: it's me who talks too much Janis: can't have it both ways Jimmy: I didn't say I wanted it a different way Janis: stop being a headfuck Jimmy: stop taking what I say wrong Janis: if I could, I would Jimmy: why can't you? Janis: it's me, not you Janis: you just said it Jimmy: no need to make it sound like the start of a breakup Janis: how would you like me to say it Jimmy: just listen to me, how about that? Jimmy: I like how much you talk Jimmy: I like talking to you Janis: but then I don't know what to say back Janis: it's compliments Jimmy: I don't mind not having any back Jimmy: silence is alright an' all as long as it's not a 💔 one Janis: it's not fair Janis: you should feel uncomfortable and all, like Jimmy: I don't feel anything 👻 perks Janis: yeah Jimmy: I'll stop if it makes you feel better Jimmy: signing only or something Janis: I don't feel anything either, that's what you don't get Jimmy: fuming is a feeling, girl Janis: so's 😒 Janis: but we both know, not really Jimmy: we both know that's just my face Janis: sure Jimmy: go on Janis: you clearly feel shit Janis: and it ain't just me that don't like talking about it, that's as obvious Jimmy: What are you the 💕😭😒 👮? Janis: 🙄 just don't chat shit about my party trick when you're doing the same Jimmy: how am I? Jimmy: I've said loads to you Janis: I've said shit to you too Janis: I'm talking about now Jimmy: what about now? Janis: you're being weird Jimmy: what does that mean? Janis: dunno Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: let's leave it Jimmy: 👌 Janis: I dunno about any of this, alright Jimmy: and I do? Janis: more than me Jimmy: how'd you work that out? Janis: you've done it before Jimmy: no I've not Janis: real is more of a challenge, if anything, not less, so Jimmy: weren't disputing that Janis: so you have Jimmy: no I've not Jimmy: it weren't the same Janis: obviously not Janis: not at the core Janis: but there's still shit you can use Jimmy: oh yeah, hang on I'll crack on and❌ out whatever I can't then it'll be piss easy Janis: I'm not saying that it weren't real with your ex, you don't need to get defensive Jimmy: you're being a massive twat Janis: not trying to Jimmy: leave it, like you said Janis: alright then Jimmy: 👍 Janis: 👍 Jimmy: Why would you say that? Janis: what part? Jimmy: that there's shit I can use Janis: not like a bad thing Janis: just pointing out it's harder for me Jimmy: how isn't it a bad thing to reckon I can just swap out one lass for another? Janis: if this was real, maybe Janis: just meant experience, like Jimmy: right Janis: I didn't mean it as a diss Jimmy: I'll dry my eyes then, tah for clearing that up Janis: yeah, yeah 😏 Jimmy: ✔ Janis: harsh Jimmy: if this were real, might be Janis: okay Janis: got it Jimmy: I don't reckon you do Janis: you never do Jimmy: alright, it's my fault Jimmy: that sounds real enough Janis: yeah, exactly what I was after Janis: cheers and tah Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: what do you want? Janis: don't you know that and all Jimmy: just asking for the fun of it, me Janis: letdown all 'round then Jimmy: it's been said Janis: not by me Jimmy: ⬆ there Janis: that was the first time Janis: 😭 accordingly Jimmy: I will do Janis: hmm Janis: wasn't very believable tbh babe Jimmy: I'll send you the video when I'm on my next break Janis: cool Jimmy: I'll try and look it 💔😎🚬 Janis: it's your whole brand so Jimmy: won't have to try very hard then Janis: 🙌 Jimmy: 🎬🏆🥇 Janis: post you your oscar Jimmy: bring it to the party Jimmy: save yourself the postage Janis: oh yeah Janis: 👍 one Jimmy: full of top quality 💡 me Janis: reason I keep you about Jimmy: duh Jimmy: see you there then Janis: alright Janis: in a bit Jimmy: 😘 Janis: [better skip to this party when you don't come around gal] Jimmy: [such fun] Jimmy: Oi, where am I headed? Jimmy: [after a bit when she has not replied] Jimmy: very helpful, you Jimmy: are we going to this party or what, dickhead? Jimmy: [after another bit] Jimmy: no? alright then Janis: [I'm thinking this is hours later, so the party is over] Janis: had to go somewhere Janis: say I'm at yours if anyone gives a shit Jimmy: tah for telling me when I could have done something to keep us #goals Jimmy: oh hang on, nah, you didn't Janis: sorry Janis: I'm busy Jimmy: me an' all Jimmy: literally always Janis: this is different Jimmy: I don't care Jimmy: I didn't ask Jimmy: it's nowt to do with me, what's to do with me is that you didn't bother to tell me you weren't coming Janis: alright Janis: sorry again Jimmy: now you need me to cover for you, yeah Janis: don't if you can't be bothered Jimmy: I do what I say I'm gonna do Jimmy: you can piss off Janis: yeah well you ain't promised so do what you want Jimmy: I don't need to, it ain't that #deep Jimmy: we have a deal and I pull my weight with it Janis: I'm not wasting battery saying it again Jimmy: you heard me say piss off then Jimmy: on you go Janis: bye, Jimmy Jimmy: 👋 Janis: [that's that on that]

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Janis & Jimmy

Janis: [Morning after the snap incident] Janis: I can't fucking do this, I can't be around her Jimmy: come out Jimmy: I will too Janis: 🚬 break? Janis: someone's getting smacked otherwise Jimmy: & my teacher won't even hear me go so fuck it Jimmy: gimme a sec Janis: God bless that deaf bitch Janis: wish I was, soz Diego Jimmy: how shit is it? Jimmy: 1-100? Janis: can't be anything but 100 Jimmy: let's go then Jimmy: we don't need to be here Janis: I really thought she'd stay home Janis: how can she sit through this but not when they all were talking about me Jimmy: fuck knows Janis: this is a fucking joke Jimmy: least Mia ain't in your class Jimmy: her smug face is Jimmy: you'd knock her out Janis: do you think she put her onto this or Janis: how is she this stupid, Jesus Jimmy: I bet she weren't like 👎 Jimmy: Or OMG BABES NO!!😱😱 or whatever Janis: 🙄🙄 Janis: never mind whatever the fuck he actually said Janis: got the gist Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: it's bollocks Jimmy: that he said it & she fell for it Jimmy: what they're all saying now too Janis: it'd be alright if she just hated me this much Janis: whatever Janis: but it ain't alright she's this fucking thick and gonna just let herself be treated like this by him and everyone else laughing rn Jimmy: you should tell her Jimmy: nobody else is gonna Jimmy: it don't have to be now though, doubt he's going anywhere yet Janis: I tried Jimmy: alright Jimmy: like I said, fuck it then Jimmy: you did your bit Jimmy: let's go anywhere else Janis: there's nothing I can do Janis: if she wants to be this much of a fool then why should I care Jimmy: fuck knows what she wants Jimmy: but yeah, there's nowt else you can do Janis: Attention Janis: that's why she ain't crying now Jimmy: 🙄🙄 Jimmy: she's getting it Janis: yeah Janis: but us too Janis: who asked Jimmy: I'll knock him out again however much attention I get Jimmy: worth that Janis: if I have to see him again Janis: swear Jimmy: is he that much of an idiot? Jimmy: proper question Janis: definitely Janis: why else would he do all this Jimmy: then he'll get what he fucking gets Janis: yeah Janis: ugh fuck this Janis: I'm out Janis: do you have painkillers too by any chance Jimmy: 'course Jimmy: never know when my dad's gonna kick off, do I Janis: 😞 Janis: fuck all of this Janis: let's go Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: nobody's at mine til tonight Jimmy: we can go there for now Janis: yeah Janis: good Jimmy: 🐶💕 will sort you out Jimmy: you'll be alright Janis: just distract me okay Jimmy: I promise Jimmy: challenge accepted, okay Jimmy: always Janis: thanks Janis: seriously Janis: as if this wasn't shit enough Janis: I'm sorry Jimmy: it's nowt Jimmy: I love you Jimmy: I wanna do more Jimmy: leave it out with your sorry too Jimmy: you ain't done nowt wrong Janis: what can I say then Jimmy: just come with me Jimmy: it's alright Janis: okay Janis: I love you Jimmy: I'm outside your classroom Janis: ready to run Janis: undoubtedly calling the behaviour team rn Jimmy: I'm about ready to kick the door in & shit everyone up Jimmy: probably shouldn't but Janis: 😂 Janis: that'd be pretty funny Jimmy: then I'll do it Jimmy: owt to cheer you up, girl Janis: you're so cute Jimmy: [does the thing cos little shit] Jimmy: 💕 Janis: [run boys run 'cos not allowed to physically stop you leaving] Jimmy: [🚬 when they a safe distance away lol, he'd pass it straight to her cos gentlemanly] Janis: ['you're the best'] Jimmy: ['you'] Janis: [shakes head like nah] Janis: already feel better for not being in there Jimmy: ['you are'] Jimmy: 👍 Janis: hey Janis: come here Janis: [kisses please] Jimmy: [says ILY out loud after & then more kisses after that just because] Janis: ['I missed you'] Jimmy: [says it back because obvs same] Janis: why is everyone shit but you Jimmy: everyone's a dickhead Janis: [nods] Janis: why can't everyone be you Jimmy: only one of me, soz Jimmy: but I am all yours so Janis: yeah? Janis: say that again Jimmy: [says 'I'm just for you, baby. All yours.' in her ear] Janis: [makes an oh noise legit] Janis: I'm yours Jimmy: [cue even more kisses cos can't not when she's so hot like] Janis: you're Janis: a very good distraction Jimmy: 🥇 or nowt Jimmy: I accepted the challenge Janis: [look of love] Janis: I'm glad you did Jimmy: I weren't gonna say fuck you Janis: long as you do, say what you like Jimmy: [is giving her such a sexy look] Jimmy: come here Janis: [does] Jimmy: [a really hot make out sesh like imagine he's pushed her up against wherever & everything it's a mood] Janis: ['We should go'] Jimmy: [just nods cos what are words] Janis: can we walk yours from here? Jimmy: yeah Janis: first Janis: just Janis: more Jimmy: [does because no arguments here ever but especially right now] Janis: [being really extra 'cos the frustration in general rn] Jimmy: [likewise cos 1. challenge accepted and 2. living for it shamelessly like soz everything is shit but not for how hot this is] Janis: ['you're the only thing that matters'] Jimmy: ['you'] Janis: ['this, then...show me'] Jimmy: [yet again where are you lads cos there's no stopping him rn makes me lol] Janis: I wish this was all we ever had to do Janis: none of the other bullshit Jimmy: right now it is Janis: [holding his face to hers 'promise'] Jimmy: [says it back obvs & seals it with a really good kiss for emphasis] Janis: [taking his hand 'cos come on lads] Jimmy: [walking & handholding as per] Janis: never been gladder you live so close Jimmy: never been gladder that we're going to mine instead of yours Jimmy: never been glad actually Jimmy: until today Janis: seriously Janis: Ian ain't a 'come home for lunch' type is he Jimmy: [lols because so much no & shakes his head] Janis: 🙏🙌 Jimmy: we're lucky if he comes home for tea Jimmy: loads of time Janis: again, glad rn Janis: take as long as we can get Jimmy: you've got forever, remember Janis: [smiles] Janis: 'course 👻 boy Jimmy: I love you, alright Janis: I love you Janis: do you ever think like Janis: how this happened Jimmy: 'course Janis: it's fast Janis: isn't it Jimmy: I don't know Jimmy: shit happens fast Jimmy: it can change in a second Jimmy: just the one Jimmy: someone's there then they aren't or you've got nowt then you do Janis: yeah Janis: guess I'm not used to good shit happening that fast Janis: the bad stuff, all the time Jimmy: me too but Jimmy: again, I'm glad Jimmy: like you said Janis: yeah Janis: shouldn't question it Janis: just Janis: enjoy it Janis: right Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: & let nowt ruin it Jimmy: ever Janis: [nods] Janis: it's the only good thing right now Janis: I need to keep it Janis: and you Jimmy: me too Jimmy: I tried so fucking hard with my ex you know 'cause I thought it were Jimmy: but it weren't Jimmy: you're different Jimmy: this is Janis: not like you're alone in that, remotely Janis: can only end one of two ways, when you think about it Jimmy: I didn't wanna think 'bout that though Jimmy: the end Janis: who does Janis: enjoying it whilst it lasts, the moment, the journey, whatever Janis: I'm the weirdo because I don't let myself 'cos I can't think of anything but Jimmy: you are a MASSIVE weirdo, always saying it me Jimmy: but I get it, I think about that loads too & the start Jimmy: how it did, what I did, what I could've Janis: yeah Janis: just Janis: yeah Janis: least this didn't start too fucked up Jimmy: it was always good Jimmy: just Jimmy: I couldn't tell you Janis: it made it less complicated, I think Janis: least we had a label even if it was fake, like Jimmy: & it's not like you were gonna come into the CG order a coffee & I could Jimmy: or at school Janis: I get it, I'm an unapproachable bitch Jimmy: it's not you Jimmy: I don't do that Jimmy: I don't let myself with any of that shit Janis: girls come to you, yeah Janis: bit of a brag but I'll allow it Jimmy: [nudges her playfully] Jimmy: that weren't what I meant but alright yeah Janis: [nudges back] Janis: I know what you meant Jimmy: 'course you do Jimmy: it's the same for you Jimmy: it's on our terms or nowt Janis: exactly Janis: usually the latter Janis: easiest for me Jimmy: why that lad's crying Jimmy: that & I hurt him Janis: 😂 yeah you did Janis: & he has to fake date my sister Jimmy: at least it was fake for us both when we did it Jimmy: or she's more convincing than either of us were, I don't know Janis: nah Janis: I mean it's mutually beneficial 'cos she's getting the attention she wants Janis: but she clearly thinks he likes her too, whatever he's said to win her 'round Jimmy: nah she ain't getting the attention from you Jimmy: that's what she wants Jimmy: like you're gonna beg her not to do it Janis: 🙄 Janis: yeah 'cos I well loved him Janis: girl code, babes Jimmy: it ain't about him Janis: he'll be 💔 Jimmy: sure he'll be relieved Jimmy: easier to drop her when you don't come running in a bit Janis: honestly Janis: give it up already Janis: if you knew me at all Janis: how are we thinking this'll work Jimmy: I get it Jimmy: I'd do anything to make you pay attention to me if you weren't Janis: yeah right Janis: you just wanna fuck indie Janis: i told you no Jimmy: I mean it, I would Jimmy: & yeah obviously I do, she's really fit & decent to chat to Jimmy: older woman too so 💕 Janis: shut up Janis: you're a dickhead Jimmy: alright I'll just here me & my thoughts, not chatting just 😍😍😍 over her Janis: I'll just be leaving Jimmy: [pulls her close to him] Jimmy: you can't, you promised Janis: I can do whatever I want Jimmy: go on then Jimmy: do whatever you want Jimmy: right now Janis: ['yeah right' and drops his hand and keeps walking] Jimmy: [offers her a 🚬 which we know is a ploy to make her come back lol] Janis: [smoking in silence] Jimmy: don't be jealous Jimmy: I wanna fuck you too Janis: actually piss off Janis: not in the mood Jimmy: come on Jimmy: don't be a dickhead Janis: don't talk to me Jimmy: don't ignore me Jimmy: how about that Janis: why would I want to talk to you rn Jimmy: 1. 'cause I wasn't serious & you know that so 2. why wouldn't you Janis: I said, I ain't in the mood Janis: just leave it Jimmy: no Janis: You're so fucking annoying Jimmy: You are Janis: no I ain'r Jimmy: yeah you are Jimmy: what's this mood for? Janis: what you think Janis: you ain't stupid Jimmy: you ain't Jimmy: so stop Janis: I'm going for a run Jimmy: [stands in front of her & looks at her like stop it woman] Janis: [raises her eyebrows like are you serious] Jimmy: talk to me Jimmy: this is bollocks Janis: I've told you already Janis: got nothing else to say about it Jimmy: fuck's sake Jimmy: I didn't bin off school for you to ignore me Jimmy: tell me what's wrong Janis: Jesus, listen Janis: you've pissed me off Jimmy: you've pissed me off Jimmy: so what Janis: so I want some time to myself Jimmy: piss off then Janis: trying to Janis: [moves past him] Jimmy: [keeps walking like alright then] Janis: [going to the park obvs] Jimmy: [is going home obvs] Jimmy: at least take the dog with you if you're going Janis: Polite Janis: but I will Janis: she's probably desperate Jimmy: 👍 Janis: you bringing her or what Jimmy: I'm going home Jimmy: give a shit about her Janis: well no shit but she'll be there Janis: you want her walked, could at least drop her Jimmy: like I said, give a shit Jimmy: you're the one all 🐶💕 Janis: you know she needs walking or you wouldn't have said so just do it Jimmy: you're doing what you want & I'm doing what I want Jimmy: which don't include ferrying the dog about Jimmy: come and get her if you're bothered Jimmy: or don't Janis: fine Janis: I won't Janis: ain't my dog Jimmy: 👌 Janis: be stubborn and give yourself more work to do later Jimmy: I ain't giving myself nowt to do Janis: Cass then Janis: worse, whatever Jimmy: [shrugs] Janis: [🙄] Jimmy: I ain't meant to be here right now she ain't gonna miss what she weren't gonna have Janis: whatever, you'll be the one in the house with her when she's going mental Jimmy: yeah I will Jimmy: so you can leave it out Jimmy: not your dog or your problem Janis: I can have an opinion Jimmy: & I can ignore it Jimmy: loads of that going on Janis: sure you can Janis: and I'm not ignoring you Jimmy: [🙄] Janis: I listening to everything you had to say Janis: not my fault it weren't funny Jimmy: not my fault you brought her up Jimmy: or take everything really seriously Janis: yeah well you know what to do if you don't like it Jimmy: do I? Jimmy: what the fuck is that then Janis: you're doing it Jimmy: you're doing it Janis: I'm going for a run Jimmy: I got that the first time you said it Jimmy: & I get why Jimmy: even though it's bollocks Janis: how is it bollocks Jimmy: you're pissed off at me for nowt Jimmy: that's bollocks Janis: well sorry but that's how I feel Janis: what you want me to do about it Jimmy: I've told you Janis: talking isn't gonna help when you're just telling me I'm wrong Jimmy: It ain't my fault that you are Janis: see Janis: why Janis: why would I do this with you right now Jimmy: why would I wanna fuck someone else Jimmy: never mind your sister Jimmy: sort yourself out Janis: hold on Janis: you gave the reasons lemme scroll up Janis yeah obviously I do, she's really fit & decent to chat to older woman too so 💕 Janis: there you go, welcome Jimmy: & I've given you loads more reasons why I wouldn't Jimmy: why don't you trust me Janis: it ain't about trust Jimmy: why don't you believe me then Janis: what's to believe, you said what you said Jimmy: I've also said that I don't want anyone else & I fucking love you Jimmy: loads of times Janis: yeah Janis: they don't cancel each other out Jimmy: yeah they do Janis: I don't think so Jimmy: well what the fuck do you want me to do? Jimmy: I can't keep defending myself for something I ain't done & wouldn't Janis: I ain't asking you to Jimmy: this is such bollocks Jimmy: whatever Jimmy: go Janis: fine Jimmy: 👍 Janis: fuck off Jimmy: fuck you Janis: you Janis: you started it Jimmy: you did Jimmy: it ain't my fault everything's shit Jimmy: don't take it out on me Janis: yeah well you're meant to help Janis: not add to it Jimmy: you added to it Jimmy: just let it go Jimmy: it was a stupid thing to say, alright Jimmy: but like I said, you brought her up Janis: like I didn't know anyway Janis: you didn't have to say it Jimmy: it ain't even about her Jimmy: it's about you reckoning I would Jimmy: that there's something to be jealous of Jimmy: yeah, she's fit & not a total dickhead, but that don't mean owt Jimmy: loads of girls are Jimmy: I'm with you Jimmy: I want you Janis: Then go talk to them Jimmy: shut up Jimmy: I don't want to Jimmy: I wanna talk to you, you dickhead Janis: you haven't tried Janis: so go Jimmy: stop Jimmy: I've been with other girls, you know that Jimmy: there's nobody like you Jimmy: & I've never felt like this Janis: [is just looking at him like] Jimmy: [all the intense looks from him too like BELIEVE ME BITCH ILY] Janis: can we just Janis: forget it Jimmy: I don't know Jimmy: can you? Janis: alright, if I wanted to talk to a teacher I'd go back Jimmy: piss off Jimmy: I'm being serious Jimmy: are we gonna have to keep doing this or what? Janis: just don't say stupid shit again and we won't Jimmy: alright Jimmy: challenge accepted Janis: I'm being serious Jimmy: me too Jimmy: I didn't mean to kick all this off Jimmy: I say stupid shit sometimes Jimmy: but I'll try not to Janis: whatever, it's done with Jimmy: okay Janis: I don't wanna fuck you still though Janis: sorry Jimmy: then don't Janis: I can't Jimmy: so it's not done with Janis: it is Janis: just Jimmy: it isn't Jimmy: there's still a problem Janis: I just don't feel great about myself right now that's all Janis: that ain't all you is it Jimmy: no Janis: no what Jimmy: it's not me Jimmy: do you want me to beat the shit out of that lad again? Jimmy: 'cause I will Janis: no Janis: it's not gonna stop him doing what he wants Jimmy: I meant what I said earlier, owt to cheer you up Jimmy: anything for you ever Janis: you just can't fix this Janis: but it's nice that you care to try Jimmy: I can't fix anything Jimmy: escape, remember Jimmy: that's all there is Janis: yeah Janis: the foundation of all solid relationships I'm sure Jimmy: never seen one Jimmy: I'll let you know if I ever do Janis: 👍 Jimmy: in a bit then Janis: where are you going Jimmy: home Jimmy: unless you're gonna run around my garden we gotta part ways Janis: bye then Jimmy: yeah Janis: [skip 'cos nothing to say] Jimmy: ? Jimmy: what was that? Jimmy: too much of a queue Janis: yeah something like that Janis: don't worry 👍 Jimmy: don't be a dickhead Jimmy: you know you can go to the front Janis: wow, perks Jimmy: 👍 Janis: plenty overpriced coffee places in this town Jimmy: & you walked into mine so Jimmy: what is it? Janis: now I need a reason Janis: soz, didn't know I had to book in Jimmy: to walk in & straight yeah Jimmy: out* Jimmy: bollocks don't you have a reason Jimmy: go on Janis: you know I don't even drink coffee Janis: what you think Janis: I was there to see you, dickhead Jimmy: I know that Jimmy: & now you don't wanna Jimmy: so what's wrong? Janis: you're busy Jimmy: & Janis: and Janis: it's not that important, obviously Jimmy: whatever Jimmy: piss off again then Janis: don't talk to me like that Jimmy: at least I'm talking to you Jimmy: this is just bollocks Janis: to tell me to piss off? Janis: yeah no need Janis: message received loud and clear Jimmy: to tell you to stop Jimmy: this Janis: what have I done? Jimmy: what have I? Jimmy: why don't you wanna see me or chat to me Janis: you've got plenty of people to chat to Janis: you're fine Jimmy: shut up Jimmy: none of them are you Jimmy: I miss you, alright Janis: nah you don't Jimmy: yeah I do Janis: yeah right Janis: well I came to see you not the other way 'round Jimmy: It ain't my fault that you went for the world's longest run Jimmy: right past my house & away from me for ages Jimmy: just finished, did you? Janis: shut up Janis: that's just an excuse Janis: you're over 'chasing' me Janis: fine Jimmy: you shut up Jimmy: I waited for you Jimmy: you never showed Jimmy: if anyone's over this it's you Janis: well how was I supposed to know Janis: I'm not a mindreader Jimmy: nah, just my girlfriend Jimmy: why would I want you around? Jimmy: what the fuck Janis: you said you were going home Jimmy: you said you were going for a run Jimmy: so I was waiting for you at home Jimmy: weren't invited, was I? Janis: no Janis: whatever, this is all beside the point now Jimmy: for you, maybe Jimmy: I got your message loud & clear is the point Janis: no, yours Jimmy: what have I done other than let you go on a run? Janis: you tell me Janis: actually don't Janis: don't need to hear Jimmy: what the fuck are you on about? Janis: you're loving getting consoled, don't lie Jimmy: the dog's the only one missing you other than me Jimmy: so nah, I ain't Jimmy: she can piss off too Janis: yeah 'cos that's what I meant Jimmy: what then Jimmy: you gonna say I'm flirting with customers now Jimmy: 👴👵💕 Janis: don't take the piss out of me Jimmy: I ain't Jimmy: I'm asking Jimmy: what's your issue? Janis: how fast you're moving on Janis: that's my issue Jimmy: 1. didn't actually realise you'd dumped me, tah for letting me know Jimmy: 2. I ain't moved on to nowhere or nowt Jimmy: 3. fuck you Janis: I haven't but you're fine and I'm Jimmy: stop saying I'm fine Janis: saying what I saw Jimmy: soz for not crying into the lattes Jimmy: trying to keep my job Janis: stop taking the piss Janis: I'm trying to talk to you properly Jimmy: stop telling me I'm not being serious Jimmy: that's how I feel Jimmy: like shit Jimmy: but I'm working so I can't just Janis: don't say it like that's what I want to see either Janis: you don't have to fucking Janis: flirt with your coworkers though that isn't part of the job description Jimmy: sort yourself out Jimmy: I'll say it again & mean it as much if not more Janis: fuck off Janis: patronizing prick Jimmy: it ain't patronising to tell you that you're acting mental right now Jimmy: it's how it is Jimmy: I can't talk to someone I walk with now? Jimmy: since when's that been part of the deal Jimmy: work* Janis: there's talking then there's that Janis: I know the difference okay Jimmy: nah you don't alright Jimmy: she has a boyfriend she lives with & who dropped her in Jimmy: I have a girlfriend who's a massive dickhead but I love Janis: doesn't mean you can't fancy each other Janis: does it Jimmy: It means I fancy you Jimmy: more than anyone Janis: okay Jimmy: just come back Janis: I can't Janis: I feel stupid now Jimmy: please Jimmy: I can't do this without you Jimmy: any of it Janis: can you come outside Janis: just for a second Jimmy: I'm due a break Jimmy: you can have 10 minutes Janis: okay Janis: hold on then Jimmy: alright Janis: I don't think I'm far Jimmy: 👍 Janis: I'm sorry Jimmy: me too Jimmy: I really am Janis: you shouldn't have to be Janis: you didn't do anything Jimmy: I should've dragged you back with me Jimmy: or called Jimmy: or owt else so you know that I didn't want you to fucking go Janis: it's okay, I was telling you to leave me alone Janis: you didn't have much choice Jimmy: but you also told me not to let nowt ruin this Jimmy: I fucked up Jimmy: & I'm sorry Janis: I promised too Janis: so Janis: my fault Jimmy: yeah but like you said, I was supposed to make shit better not worse Jimmy: my fault Janis: you do Jimmy: ask yourself how you feel right now Jimmy: it ain't good Jimmy: so nah Janis: only because I kept myself away from you and I convinced myself of Janis: all kinds of shit that isn't true Janis: it wasn't you Jimmy: just take the apology Jimmy: I need you to Jimmy: I need you Janis: alright Janis: do you take mine too Jimmy: 'course Janis: okay good Janis: come out then Jimmy: [does] Janis: [reunited and it feels so good] Jimmy: [longest hug ever excuse him] Janis: ['I missed you so much'] Jimmy: [says he missed her too & loves her so much & just is not letting go and ugh] Janis: ['I love you, I'm sorry I'm so stupid'] Jimmy: [all the reassuring words & touches 'cause you're so not stupid babe we get it] Janis: ['don't dump me'] Jimmy: ['don't you dump me'] Janis: [shakes head, 'I would never, you'll have to dump me, sorry 'bout it'] Jimmy: [shakes own head & is just looking at her like] Janis: ['but not now, please'] Jimmy: ['not ever'] Janis: ['have to kill me then'] Jimmy: [looks at her like challenge accepted & gives her SUCH A Jimmy: KISS] Janis: ['I really fucking missed you' and more 'cos duh remember you only have 10 minutes lads] Jimmy: [if there was ever a time for the pulling her closer thing it's during this make out so] Janis: [all the ilys] Jimmy: [and all the I missed yous & need yous & sorrys too] Janis: ['can I see you properly after work?'] Jimmy: ['Yeah. But stay too, just for a bit. Just'] Janis: [nods, stroking her thumb over his bottom lip] Jimmy: [is 😍 but also a soft boy trying not to cry cos thank fuck everything is okay again] Janis: [little kisses all over his forehead, cheeks, nose etc] Janis: ['I'm really not gonna let it happen again, I swear'] Jimmy: [nods cos what are words but also I believe you bab] Janis: [hugging 'til he has to go] Jimmy: I don't want to Janis: I know Janis: make me a smoothie, I'm staying for a bit, remember Janis: just also not getting you sacked from this one Jimmy: 👌👍 Janis: [one last intense kiss 'cos you dramatic] Jimmy: [just giving it everything like its gonna be years before you can do it again & not hours] Jimmy: alright Jimmy: come on Janis: [handholding walking in bitch] Jimmy: [walks her to the blatantly best seat for being near him and squeezes her hand before letting go & leaving her there but all the looks as he makes this smoothie bitch] Janis: I forgot to say Janis: you look even better in this uniform, bt Janis: w Jimmy: yeah? Janis: mhmm Janis: [obvs looking back] Jimmy: did you dress up for me? Jimmy: 'cause you look Jimmy: [indecent looks rn excuse him other customers its not for you] Janis: [😳] Janis: obviously Janis: told you I was coming here to win you back Jimmy: its Jimmy: it would have worked Janis: would have? Janis: 💔 Jimmy: if you'd just come in & Jimmy: I don't know what your plan was Janis: 🤷 Janis: maybe I'll tell you Jimmy: [brings her the smoothie even though he's not a waitress lol & all the eye contact & lingering hand touch when] Janis: ['tah' 'cos what else can she even rn help] Jimmy: [says 'enjoy' in such a voice like how dare you boy] Janis: I take back what I didn't say Janis: you are flirting with the customers if that's how you're doing it Jimmy: [lols from where he is back at the counter oh boy working hard as per yeah] Janis: 😏 Janis: you're cute Jimmy: you're hot Jimmy: & I just Janis: focus, babe Jimmy: I am Jimmy: on you Jimmy: [sends her a fire sext cos any excuse for a throwback] Janis: this is how trouble starts Jimmy: I've told you before, I'll get in trouble for you Janis: I know Janis: but I've gotta be good for you right now Jimmy: you are Jimmy: you're the best Janis: you Janis: even if you are making me miss you more than I already did Janis: which was so much Jimmy: it just wasn't long enough Jimmy: we need more Jimmy: of everything Janis: yeah Janis: when are you working to, actually Jimmy: 3 more hours Janis: ugh Janis: well, could be worse Janis: lasted this long without actually dying Jimmy: & I'm already dead me Janis: they'd probably recommend a ☕ Janis: but I know the truth Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: you know what I need, girl Janis: are you planning on being this distracting the whole time? Jimmy: It ain't my fault if you're easily distracted Jimmy: [gives her A LOOK as if to prove it cos little shit] Janis: it's entirely your fault Janis: thank you Janis: own it Jimmy: you Jimmy: looking like that Jimmy: making me just want Janis: Jimmy Janis: you can't tease me for 3 whole hours Jimmy: don't challenge me Janis: I can't take it right now Janis: I just Jimmy: let's think of a plan Jimmy: there's gotta be a fire alarm we can set off or some shit Janis: 😂 Janis: better yet, I'll just start a real fire Jimmy: probably don't burn down my livelihood Jimmy: much as I wanna be with you right now Janis: spoilsport Janis: but fine, I'll sit here and drink my drink Janis: 😇 Jimmy: & think of a plan to get me off early Jimmy: I'm serious Janis: 🤔 me, on it Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: tah nerd Janis: shame all your grandparents are too far north to kill off Janis: 'less you can cry hardcore on command, and you know, bit of a rep to get Jimmy: & already 💀 Janis: your boss don't need to know that Janis: that's 4 funerals you can 'go' to, play your cards right Jimmy: an evil genius you Jimmy: why are we pissing about though let's just kill Ian Janis: two dickheads, one stone Janis: like the way you think, boy Jimmy: & there's my mum too Jimmy: add her to the fake funeral list Janis: oh yeah Janis: 'less she's gonna show up at some point, give the game away Jimmy: not here Janis: that works then Jimmy: like I said, add her to the list Janis: 👍 will do Janis: you aren't deathly allergic to anything they might have here, by any chance Jimmy: if I say I am that'd probably get me sacked Jimmy: health & safety gone mad, like Janis: ah true Janis: too risky Janis: just have to fake a medical emergency and put you as my contact Janis: bye mum and dad Jimmy: 👋 Jimmy: soz but not really Janis: lmao this is when I tell you I've got a life-threatening illness Janis: #trapped Jimmy: 👻 club Jimmy: first rule, you gotta be dead or dying so Janis: this is what they make lifetime movies about to scare suburban mums Jimmy: 😂 Janis: #goals always you Jimmy: 💕 Janis: also good smoothie Jimmy: won't tell you it's basically off the menu from here Jimmy: don't wanna 💔 Janis: 💔 my heart too Janis: don't feel special now Jimmy: baby Jimmy: it's still got secret ingredients Jimmy: don't need 🎻🎻 Janis: 😏 hmm Janis: might survive then Jimmy: you have to Jimmy: you've promised Janis: obvs I'm a well untrustworthy bitch though Jimmy: bit late to let me know that now but Jimmy: alright then Janis: like you didn't Jimmy: I trust you with all my heart, you know Janis: shh Janis: don't be so cute Jimmy: could be taking the piss Jimmy: what do you know, girl Janis: it's still cute Janis: and everything, obviously but we don't need to bang on about it Jimmy: 'course not Jimmy: everyone knows we're #goals Janis: sick of how #goals we are Jimmy: you are or the 🌍 is Janis: 🌍 Janis: never me, idiot Jimmy: good Janis: you know how much I love you don't you Jimmy: yeah but Jimmy: say it though Janis: Jimmy, I love you so much I feel like Janis: not loving you is impossible Jimmy: don't not love me Jimmy: ever Janis: I can't, I mean it Janis: but I don't wanna either Janis: it's just Jimmy: I get it Jimmy: I do Janis: it's a lot, right Jimmy: yeah but Jimmy: it's meant to be Jimmy: so that's good Jimmy: it means it's real Janis: it is Janis: that's good then Jimmy: if we're not scared we don't care enough Jimmy: that's what I reckon Jimmy: & if we don't feel like we're gonna 💀 then we're not 💕 enough Janis: I'm alright going with that too Janis: better than admitting we're actually mental or whatever Jimmy: we're that too Jimmy: massive fucking weirdos Janis: [lols from her table] Jimmy: [is heart eyes cos] Janis: should I go walk the dog to kill some time Jimmy: I don't want you to go but Jimmy: you should Janis: I'll come back Janis: promise Jimmy: okay Jimmy: [comes & gives her keys purely so he can touch her again when he does] Janis: [tries to give him a restrained goodbye kiss] Jimmy: [goes for it because he's not gonna get sacked just for that] Janis: 💕 Janis: now I get to see my real bae Jimmy: at least let me finish saying bye before you're thinking about her Jimmy: bit rude Janis: 😏 Janis: okay you can continue Jimmy: no, I can't Jimmy: not how I want Jimmy: so to be continued, baby Janis: 😍 Janis: alright, make it hard to move when I gotta walk out Janis: see how it is Jimmy: #goals Jimmy: as always Jimmy: but seriously Jimmy: I already miss you Janis: I miss you more, trust Janis: try not to lose your dog whilst I'm shamelessly distracted, like Jimmy: & I'll try not to get sacked Jimmy: again Janis: [tattoo insta] Janis: is she actually serious Jimmy: ? Janis: [sends it] Jimmy: shit Jimmy: why Janis: because she's that much of a fucking idiot Janis: because she wants as many shitty tattoos with shitty people as she can Janis: I Janis: Jesus! Jimmy: him too Jimmy: I know he's got some already but Jimmy: fucking hell Jimmy: where'd they even go to get it done Janis: I know my mum didn't do it, that's for sure Janis: probably made my brother 'cos who's believing she's close to 18 Jimmy: yeah exactly Jimmy: & he don't look like he is either Janis: more than her but yeah, probably not Janis: it's so stupid Janis: how long has it even been Jimmy: a week? Jimmy: I don't know Janis: actual joke Janis: 'cept they're taking it too far and no one but him is laughing Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: should've hit him harder Janis: I should Janis: for fuck sake Janis: so what, this is real now yeah, we're all just pretending Jimmy: where is he? let's go knock him out Janis: ha Janis: with my sister, not that he wants to be apparently Jimmy: at yours? Jimmy: easy then Janis: nah Janis: I'm at home Jimmy: bit rude of 'em not to be in smacking distance Janis: seriously Janis: she's gonna be in for it when she gets home though Janis: my big sister's here and she's fuming Jimmy: I can guess which one Jimmy: giving out those #mumvibes Janis: yeah, not your fave so you don't have to rush over Jimmy: she's still hot though Jimmy: let's not be hasty 'bout this Janis: funny 🖕 Janis: if you can calm my ma down you're welcome like Jimmy: I'd have a crack at it Jimmy: ain't got much experience though Jimmy: mine was Jimmy: never calm Janis: yeah Janis: she ain't really Janis: but not like this Jimmy: tell her at least she ain't married to Ian or never been Jimmy: comforting that Jimmy: for all of us Janis: ew Janis: enough incest flying 'round here Jimmy: is there? Janis: ugh, right Janis: could've got away with that Janis: someone would say it eventually Janis: my sister, the mum one, married our cousin Janis: I know Jimmy: fuck Jimmy: you're not taking the piss right now, are you? Janis: sadly not Janis: 😑 Jimmy: how did that come about? Janis: that's what we'd like to know Janis: well everyone is #overit now 'cos how this family does Jimmy: & they're like married & shit? Janis: yeah, kids and everything Janis: it's fucked Jimmy: not to be that dickhead but Jimmy: is that allowed Janis: apparently so Janis: who knew Janis: had a quick google of that beforehand I guess lads Jimmy: well shit me Jimmy: you really are living that 🍀 dream Jimmy: I'm #shook rich girl Janis: shut up Janis: it ain't me it's just my family Janis: I told you they're fucked, hardly the worst Jimmy: do you want me to come over, for real? Jimmy: for you Jimmy: not them Janis: yeah Janis: I'm trying to talk to her but Janis: you can imagine how well that's going Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: I'll be there in a bit Jimmy: soon as I can Jimmy: thank fuck I opened at work this morning Janis: 👍 Janis: better if you miss the hysterics Janis: would if I could but you know Jimmy: owt else I can do? Jimmy: it's so fucking Jimmy: caught me unawares but Janis: 'less you've got a laser you're probably good Jimmy: I'm just pleased to see you, babe Jimmy: nowt like that in my pocket soz Janis: 😂 Janis: you're such a dork Janis: thanks Jimmy: mr 😎 me Jimmy: you've got the wrong lad again Janis: come over anyways, yeah Jimmy: alright Jimmy: but I ain't getting a tattoo done Jimmy: don't like you that much Janis: don't be that 😎 Janis: only one it couple at a time, please Jimmy: it would help me remember your name though Jimmy: sort it out, Grace, you've really fucked me over Janis: you ain't putting my name next to barrys Janis: not 2nd best ever, tah Jimmy: ❌ his out first Jimmy: you know you're 🥇 Janis: that'll look like maybe you thought that was my name Janis: like whoops, take 2 Jimmy: it would suit you Jimmy: really pretty Janis: 😏 Janis: so elegant Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: spare my blushes when I call his name out too so Jimmy: tah Janis: hmm Janis: so accomodating me Jimmy: must be why I miss you so much right now Janis: yeah? Jimmy: unless you can think of any other reasons Janis: if anyone's out here listing what's so missable about me, it should be you Jimmy: maybe when I get there Jimmy: if you're Jimmy: nice to me Janis: you know you're the only person I'm nice to Janis: you should feel special, baby Janis: you are Jimmy: you Jimmy: nobody even pays me Janis: if that was your subtle way of asking Janis: rude, at this point Janis: tbh Jimmy: I ain't asking you Jimmy: but like if you fam really wanna be #extra Janis: don't worry Janis: all eyes on princess grace rn Janis: you won't be getting a look in Jimmy: 👍 Janis: not with me though, obviously Jimmy: if that was your subtle way of binning me off Jimmy: try again Janis: I meant the opposite Janis: can have my full attention if you're distracting enough Jimmy: when aren't I? Jimmy: not even a challenge Janis: was only a maybe earlier Jimmy: come on Jimmy: you know how much I want you Janis: Good Janis: 'cos before this drama I was so bored without you Janis: and now I just need to Janis: not think, for a bit Jimmy: easy Jimmy: I'll make you not think for as long as you need Janis: I love you, yeah Jimmy: you'll love me more in a bit Jimmy: I promise Janis: I know Janis: can't lie and say you've ever let me down there Jimmy: ain't about to start now Jimmy: you might think about me though Jimmy: that alright? Janis: I always think about you so Janis: just gimme something really good to remember later Jimmy: you're still be feeling it later Jimmy: least I can do Janis: I need that so bad right now Janis: always Janis: I wanna feel you all the time Jimmy: me too Jimmy: not just saying it 'cause you need it Janis: good Janis: don't Janis: you have to want it just as bad always or there's no point Jimmy: like I said, you know how much Jimmy: I really want you Janis: yeah but Janis: I like reminding Jimmy: you can have 'em all Jimmy: physically Janis: just no tattoos yeah Jimmy: 💔💔 Janis: 😏 so gutted I know Janis: just aren't that #goals Jimmy: 🎻🎻 gonna make me 😢 babe Janis: you wish Janis: if you like pain that much I can think of plenty other ways to get you there Jimmy: go on Jimmy: I'll be there soon Janis: 😂 Janis: maybe I'll tell you when you are then Janis: if you're nice Jimmy: the deal is, you're nice to me & I'm nice to you Jimmy: that's it Jimmy: remember Jimmy: so it's up to you, girl Janis: I'm always nice Janis: what are you talking about Jimmy: best behavior 😇 you Jimmy: for now Janis: what about later Jimmy: 😈 please Janis: easy Janis: gimme a challenge Jimmy: patience Jimmy: there it is Janis: wow Janis: call me out Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: I like it Jimmy: you Janis: I like you too Janis: too much to worry about being hard to get or some stupid shit Jimmy: nowt turns me on more than how much you want me Jimmy: that's too much Janis: handy Janis: 'cos I ain't tryna hide it Janis: I wanna turn you on Jimmy: just not right now yeah Jimmy: I'm surrounded by people Janis: 😇 still Jimmy: 👌 Janis: even if it is hard work Jimmy: I get it Janis: nah Janis: always 😈 you Janis: leading me astray Jimmy: you're the #confirmed bad influence, babe Janis: only if you wanna side with Ian Janis: dog 💕 me Janis: she can be trusted Jimmy: you're definitely a bad influence on her Janis: 💔 Janis: how could you Jimmy: how could you Jimmy: one job Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: fine Janis: imma ignore you and focus solely on my dog training career Janis: bye Jimmy: 💔💔💔 Janis: you asked for this, boy Janis: questioning my dedication Jimmy: what if I asked for the opposite Jimmy: what are you gonna do? Janis: you didn't though so Janis: speak up Jimmy: alright Jimmy: I'm saying it Jimmy: gimme all your attention like you said Janis: okay Janis: could've thrown in a please but Janis: easily persuaded Jimmy: baby please Janis: 🤤 Janis: now you're just spoiling me Jimmy: I want to Jimmy: I miss you Jimmy: it's taking ages to get there Janis: don't it always Janis: amazed any potential suitors make it to the door Jimmy: that don't make me used to it Janis: I know you remember how best to pass the time Jimmy: tell me Jimmy: I wanna spoil you, I told you Janis: make a video for me yeah Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: alright Janis: I can watch it later Jimmy: you better if I'm putting all this 🥇 effort in Janis: promise Janis: I wanna watch it whilst you fuck me Jimmy: You're 💀 me Jimmy: you're so Janis: too much? Jimmy: perfect Janis: you Jimmy: you Janis: I can't even think about how good you must look right now Janis: but it's all I can think about Jimmy: [sends her some selfies cos nice like that] Janis: be here now Janis: like right now Jimmy: send me a 🐎 or car, rich girl Jimmy: even one of them cows would do Janis: they are fans after last time so Janis: probably make that happen Jimmy: they would be if they could see me now Janis: 😍 Janis: I can always take you to see 'em later Janis: feeling like putting on a show for more than me and the bus Janis: don't let the #fame go to your head, babe Jimmy: who could refuse an offer like that, babe Jimmy: especially 'cause you know I ain't letting anyone on this bus know owt Jimmy: it's all for you Jimmy: 🥇 Janis: just Janis: say that again Jimmy: what Jimmy: that it's for you? Jimmy: you know it is Janis: you know I like hearing it though Jimmy: you can hear everything when I get there Jimmy: I know you like that too Janis: you just know everything I like Jimmy: so far Jimmy: forever's loads of time Janis: you reckon I'll get bored? Jimmy: might do Jimmy: only so many times we can call Pete to spice things up for us Janis: 😏 Janis: know you two think you're special but Janis: whole world of barista boys out there Jimmy: good job 'cause Barry'll be 💀 can't rely on him either Janis: 😂 Janis: why it's so sensible going for an older man Janis: more sensible going with 👻 boy though Jimmy: I ain't giving you 🏆 for falling for me Jimmy: just good sense that Janis: hmm Janis: 👌 Janis: feels it Jimmy: bring more enthusiasm when you show me in Janis: make me Janis: you here though Jimmy: I will Janis: promises promises Jimmy: just telling you what's about to happen Jimmy: preparation if owt Jimmy: want you to be ready for me Janis: stop being hot when I'm trying to come get you Jimmy: this is nowt Jimmy: & why you gotta be ready Janis: I ain't ready Janis: wasn't Janis: for how much I want you Janis: all the time Jimmy: now who's being hot Janis: I mean it though Janis: I didn't know I could need anyone this bad Jimmy: me either Jimmy: you know I mean that too yeah Janis: yeah Janis: it is a bit different though Janis: you're special, I mean that too Janis: even if I thought someone was fit or whatever I'd go there and it'd just be Jimmy: you didn't feel nowt at all? Janis: like Janis: obviously physically, it's happening, even if it's not incredible it's still you know Janis: but I couldn't get out of my head Janis: idk Jimmy: why me then Janis: don't say it like that Janis: not like I planned it Janis: I thought it'd be same as usually, too Jimmy: I don't mean it like Jimmy: it's just Jimmy: you're so Jimmy: with me Janis: I dunno Janis: maybe 'cos we both knew it was fake from the off Janis: 'cos everyone else is pretending too Janis: but you have to pretend you ain't and work out if the other person still is so if it turns real for you, you know to hide it if it ain't for them Janis: it's a minefield init Janis: it took that away Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: I get it Jimmy: before I came here I felt like the only one of my mates being real about owt Jimmy: & Ian ain't been since who knows when Janis: yeah, exactly Janis: everyone bullshits about everything Janis: all the time Janis: why was I gonna opt-in for some more when I could do it better alone Jimmy: I'm so happy I met you Jimmy: that literally sounds fake but Janis: gonna say, don't start now Janis: sounds dead lick arse but Janis: you're just, real, as well Janis: I knew that at least before I knew you Jimmy: there's none of that bollocks with you Jimmy: it's why I could ask you do this Jimmy: not why I wanted to though Janis: why didn't you like Janis: freak out more Janis: when you knew I wanted it for real Jimmy: I'd done all that when I reckoned you didn't Janis: yeah? Jimmy: talked myself out of loads of shit then & before Jimmy: you reckon that was the first thing your sister had left at the CG? Jimmy: it was just the first time I went for chatting with you Jimmy: *some of her shit Janis: oh Gracie, how shaming Janis: still Janis: cheers for that, babe Jimmy: not forgiven for near throwing up on me but Jimmy: she did alright there Janis: you're such a baby 😂 Janis: but I like you anyways Jimmy: piss off Jimmy: you love me & I'm 😎💪 Janis: yeah, I do Jimmy: come here & show me Janis: how could I refuse an offer like that, babe Jimmy: you can't Janis: I don't wanna Janis: I wanna show you everything Jimmy: I need to see it Jimmy: & feel it Jimmy: every sense actually Janis: fuck Janis: yeah everything being you sounds pretty fucking good right now Jimmy: it'll be better than good Janis: I know Janis: what I don't know is how we're getting back to my room when I'm already so Jimmy: they're all inside Jimmy: let's be outside Jimmy: for a bit Janis: not just a pretty face Janis: but Janis: [comes into view and runs at 'cos no chill with this hello] Jimmy: [let's give them a sec to be extra af] Janis: [going hard with showing 'cos what a frustrating day in general and then you've got yourself all worked up oh lads] Jimmy: [likewise cos he's got one job which is to distract her & he REALLY wants to do it at this point] Janis: ['I've been thinking about you, about this, all day'] Jimmy: [when you're trying to be like yeah me too but it's basically just a moan though cos] Janis: [just nods 'cos same babe and gets them somewhere vaguely out of view/earshot of the house if you please] Jimmy: [very appreciated, takes this moment to send her the video as promised before he gets too distracted to remember] Janis: [sits in his lap 'cos always but facing him and not away] Janis: ['I want you to watch me watch you'] Jimmy: [his turn to just nod but the LOOK he'd give her though bye] Janis: ['feel me, Jimmy'] Janis: you said I had to be ready so see how well I did for you Jimmy: [says fuck softly & with feeling cos damn okay] Janis: how do you look that good Janis: better than I even imagined, God Jimmy: it's how you make me feel Jimmy: I was thinking about you & I just Janis: [in his neck, kissing and sucking and biting etc 'cos making her need a moment] Janis: what exactly where you thinking about me Jimmy: you were with me Jimmy: I always want you to be Janis: that's why you're eyes are closed Janis: you're pretending it's me Jimmy: yeah Janis: shit Janis: that's so Jimmy: you're so Jimmy: it made me just Janis: just like Janis: this Janis: [copying the video] Jimmy: [making all the noises he couldn't make then cos he had to be more stealth] Janis: you can have your eyes open this time too Janis: I'm here, baby Jimmy: [the eye contact though bitch] Janis: You feel even better than you look Janis: it's making me feel even more Jimmy: it's Janis: ['all for you'] Jimmy: [has to kiss her very intensely cos dying] Janis: the way you bite your lip Janis: [does it but on his not her own] Jimmy: [thank god she got them out of earshot cos so about that] Janis: [😏] Janis: your lips are very biteable, I agree Janis: [rubbing them softly with her thumb for that moment] Jimmy: you're nowt like you were in my head Jimmy: you never are Jimmy: you're so fucking Jimmy: I can't capture it Janis: but you've got me Janis: so you can keep on trying Janis: and I can keep being better and better Jimmy: challenge accepted, yeah Jimmy: but there's no better for you Jimmy: you're already the best, I mean that Janis: [pushes her thumb into his mouth a little with a smile, running it over his teeth and pushing it a bit further every time and just being hot af in general] Janis: the best for you Janis: you need me, don't you Jimmy: [sucking and biting on her thumb as and when & generally also being hot af about it while also saying how much he needs her] Janis: [moaning 'cos 'you look so fucking pretty when you do that' and sucking on his fingers to taste herself] Jimmy: [being loud af as usual and saying her name a lot] Janis: I wanted to make you cum with the video but Janis: it's really fucking hard to be this close and not just Janis: have you inside me Jimmy: we can do whatever you want Jimmy: I'm supposed to be spoiling you Janis: you are Janis: just fuck me, like you wanted to when you were touching yourself Janis: do it exactly how you were thinking Jimmy: like I've wanted to all day Jimmy: been thinking about all day Janis: how do you even get any work done Janis: when all you really wanna do is Jimmy: there's no second goes by when I don't wanna fuck you Jimmy: unless I am Janis: me either Janis: everything else seems like an even bigger waste of time now Janis: school, other people Janis: I just want this Jimmy: it's just white noise Jimmy: you're the only thing with sound & colour Janis: [the NOISE bitch] Janis: baby Jimmy: I really fucking love you Janis: I know Janis: and I feel it too Janis: You're all that matter to me Jimmy: like I said, I don't see anything or feel it Jimmy: nowt registers Jimmy: there's just you Janis: ['I- I better make sure it feels as perfect as it possibly can then'] Jimmy: ['you are baby' in such a voice with such a look] Janis: oh God Janis: you make me feel Janis: so fucking Jimmy: I'm not gonna stop until you cum all over me Jimmy: it's all I could think about before Janis: it is not going to take long, keep fucking me like that Janis: let me give you everything you want Jimmy: take everything you want too Janis: I am Janis: I don't even know how I can you're so Jimmy: you're unbelievable Jimmy: that's how Janis: ['you' but you can imagine how it's coming out rn] Jimmy: [says it back & likewise oh you two] Janis: so I'm gonna cum all over your cock but where are you cumming for me, baby Jimmy: where do you want me Jimmy: you said you've been thinking about this all day too Janis: well Janis: when I thought about it Janis: you bend me over and finish on my ass Jimmy: [just a noise of absolute agreement coming from him rn] Janis: ['you want that too, yeah?'] Jimmy: [says yeah & we know how it sounds & that he's gonna keep saying it a few more times with some swearing thrown in for emphasis of course] Janis: [goes harder as a result 'cos feeling how hard he's feeling it too] Janis: fuck baby Janis: you really want it Janis: make me cum for you Janis: you've got me so close, Jimmy Jimmy: [goes harder himself as a result of her being the hottest ever & OMG the intense eye contact goodbye] Janis: [all the I love yous rn] Jimmy: [& all the kisses cos overwhelmed] Janis: [imma let you finish lads] Janis: that was Janis: so good Janis: you're so good Jimmy: you are Janis: I missed you Janis: [cuddles] Jimmy: I missed you so much Janis: you should stay forever Janis: like this# Jimmy: that's the deal, baby Janis: good Janis: probably laws about keeping sex slaves Jimmy: [little lol] Janis: [feeling them dimples] Janis: you're so cute Janis: but hot too Janis: not fair Jimmy: that's why I'm #goals Jimmy: but it's only fair Jimmy: you're cuter & hotter Janis: [makes psh noise] Jimmy: take the compliment Janis: I'm not not Janis: I'm just disagreeing that you're not cuter and hotter Janis: that's all Jimmy: shut up Jimmy: you're so beautiful, alright Jimmy: there's no comparison Jimmy: & so sexy it's like Jimmy: indescribable Janis: you make me feel it Jimmy: you were before me Jimmy: school's shit but not that shit that I'll just draw anything Jimmy: anyone Janis: [😳] Jimmy: [all the kisses] Janis: you thought I was hot Jimmy: I ain't legally blind or owt Jimmy: you are Jimmy: but yeah I thought about you Janis: I thought about you too Janis: could pretend it was new boy shine though Jimmy: likewise Jimmy: all you paddy's are new to me Janis: exactly Janis: good cover, give us that Jimmy: 🥇 always us Janis: I'm just glad you asked me Janis: not some other random Jimmy: I weren't gonna ask anyone else Jimmy: I didn't need to ask you Jimmy: I just Janis: wanted to fuck me Janis: understandable 😏 Jimmy: I didn't know that was gonna happen, bighead Jimmy: but I'd get to kiss you at least Janis: what happened to taking the compliment? Janis: so fickle, you Janis: [but kiss, duh] Jimmy: that only works when I'm saying you're fuckable Janis: you saying I ain't now Janis: mean Jimmy: I'm saying I didn't know if you were gonna be when we signed up to fake date Jimmy: could've been a constant nightmare you Jimmy: instead of only sometimes Jimmy: [but kisses] Janis: please Janis: you knew I was 😎 Jimmy: alright yeah Janis: 😂 only Janis: *joking Janis: your crush wasn't that blatant actually Jimmy: piss off Jimmy: It weren't no crush Jimmy: I just didn't reckon you were an utter dickhead Jimmy: I've been wrong before though, it's alright Jimmy: I ain't 💔 Janis: [smacks him like oi but also loling] Jimmy: [makes a big song and dance like ow but also loling & then more kisses cos he loves it when she lols or smiles] Janis: whatever anyway Janis: you looooooove me Jimmy: I really love you Janis: how much Janis: right now Jimmy: [kisses her like this much] Janis: not bad Janis: gonna best myself, obviously Janis: [goes in harder] Jimmy: [a noise into her mouth] Janis: [smirky af] Janis: you wanna stay out here for a while longer Jimmy: do you? Janis: [nods and is hiding in his neck] Janis: I can't deal with them and this any more than I already have Jimmy: you wanna go? Janis: maybe we can go out Janis: or just Janis: not be here Janis: we can walk though, I don't have a plan Jimmy: shower with me first Jimmy: I've made a right mess of you Jimmy: & I'll sneak you in Janis: oh yeah Janis: [imagine lmao] Janis: that would be good right about now Jimmy: come on then Janis: come this way, can use the one in here and not be disturbed Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: [handholding & off they go]

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Rio & Buster

Rio: You're doing so good Rio: Not going too terribly, is it Buster: You could just talk to me, you know Buster: We don't have to be secretive anymore, like Rio: Shh Rio: For old time's sake, obvs 😏 Buster: It is hot Buster: Can't lie Rio: Duh Rio: It ain't been that long you can act like you forgot Buster: Well, you know, it almost feels like there wasn't a before Buster: Sometimes Rio: Quit being cute Buster: Make me, babe Rio: Tempting Rio: But you're being so well-behaved Rio: model son-in-law, like Buster: Yeah Buster: Remember it later Rio: Why, you planning on misbehaving? Buster: What can I say? You're better at being 😇 than me Rio: Favourite child for a reason Buster: Golden boy for my own reasons though 😏 Rio: Not gonna argue, babe Rio: just saying it's more impressive being 1st outta 10 than it is outta 2 Buster: You're forgetting, I gotta compete with a dead one Buster: That bumps my odds Rio: You really gonna play the dead card to win this, yeah? 😂 Buster: Have we met? Buster: 'Course I am Rio: Can't really whack that roleplay out at our wedding party I'm afraid Buster: Shame Rio: I know right Rio: Gotta be looking so distractingly good all the time, boy Buster: Says you looking beautiful enough to fall in love with all over again if you were a stranger Rio: I miss you Buster: Too soon to sneak away from our own party? Rio: Sadly Rio: Not the usual amount of riff raff for distraction Buster: Just for a few minutes then Rio: Okay Rio: Let's go outside Rio: I need air anyway, almost as much as I need to be alone with you Buster: Fine by me Buster: I'll make sure you don't get cold Rio: It is actually freezing here in comparison Buster: Seriously Buster: Let's just go back Rio: And stay forever Rio: I'll teach you Portuguese Buster: They need lawyers in brazil, I'll thrive Rio: Exactly Rio: and when are they not partying Rio: we'll be sey Rio: set* Buster: If I get to see you every day with that much of a tan and few clothes then I definitely am Rio: Agreed 😋 Rio: Come on let's go before they notice we're gone again Buster: Lead the way, baby Rio: [After] Rio: Do we tell them we saw her or Rio: I don't even know if I really did Buster: Probably best not, like you said, she was gone as soon as Buster: Nothing they can do now Rio: I really thought she was here to see me Rio: I'm an idiot Buster: Don't Buster: At least some part of her was, she didn't have to come today of all days, like Rio: Do you actually think so or are you just trying to make me feel better? Buster: You know I never say shit I don't mean Buster: Unless I'm angry, and do you reckon I am, right now? Rio: I hope not Rio: It's bad enough she is with me Buster: Well, I'm not so you can believe me, yeah? Rio: Okay Buster: Are you? Rio: Yeah, it's just Rio: it's weird Rio: I'm starting to forget what it was like to actually have her here and her properly be here, you know Buster: Yeah Buster: I feel that Rio: Like she's a ghost Rio: it scares me Buster: I know Buster: Me too Rio: You're definitely right, there's nothing to tell Buster: I mean, if it's gonna make you feel bad keeping it from them, do speak up but Buster: It's nothing new. Nothing they don't know Rio: Nah, I mean, it'd explain why I'm not totally in the party mood now but that's about it Buster: Do you wanna go? Rio: It's okay Rio: They've all gone to a lot of effort Buster: We're the guests of honor we can do whatever we want Buster: If you wanna go home, I'll take you home Rio: I promise it's okay Buster: You just don't want me to say you aren't feeling well in case they all reckon you're pregnant already Rio: Don't Rio: it's at a point it's clearly not a joke and they all just waiting 🙄 Buster: My mum's already given me that warning Buster: But there's worst things that could happen Rio: I imagine that's not how your Mum is seeing it, babe Buster: Sorry but if we're having 11 we've gotta start at some point Rio: Shh you playing a dangerous game here 😜 Buster: You don't wanna play with me, babe? 💔 Rio: I really really do, that's the trouble Buster: You can get me in trouble, I really don't mind Rio: Okay get me pregnant we'll see how much you mind then Buster: I'd get over it Rio: You silly Buster: You're stunning Buster: Don't blame me for being tempted Rio: As long as you don't judge me for how turned on it makes me Buster: Never Rio: Good Rio: You know they'd be the cutest Buster: If they look anything like you, I'll happily go over double figures Rio: We really gotta start now Buster: Okay Rio: Actually find me dead in the Liffey and your Ma like 💅 Buster: Shh Buster: Come here Rio: I don't know if I trust you Rio: or me Rio: Mostly me 😏 Buster: Come here or stop looking at me like that Rio: If I come Rio: Can I look at you as much as I want? Buster: You can do whatever you want Buster: Anything Rio: What about if I sit on your lap? Buster: Do it and find out Rio: Okay but I'm feeling restless Rio: so I can't promise I'll sit still Buster: Good, I wouldn't want you to make any promises you can't keep Rio: Oh you think you gonna make it hard for me? Buster: I know it Buster: No thinking needed Rio: We'll see who's making who hard, babe Buster: Promises, promises Rio: Yeah Rio: How's that? Buster: You're talking a lot from over there Buster: That's all I'm saying Rio: 😫 When he says you're all talk Rio: Lemme prove you wrong, hold up Buster: 😏 Rio: You know this is my favourite place in the whole world Buster: Yeah? Buster: Make yourself comfortable then Rio: Yep Rio: Almost enough to make me not miss Brazil Buster: I can't miss it too much when I've got the best part of it right here Rio: Baby Rio: I love you Buster: I love you too Rio: Can you not move like that though Rio: Jesus Buster: Like what? Buster: That? Buster: Or did you mean, this? Rio: daddy Buster: I need you to tell me so I don't do it again Rio: Sorry, having trouble concentrating Rio: Show me again? Buster: So? Buster: Which is it? Rio: Both, definitely both Rio: but I nearly made noise with the second so be sure to not do that again if you want me to stay quiet, okay Buster: You'll be quiet enough if you do it into my mouth Rio: Do you need kisses, baby? Buster: Yeah Rio: As you've been such a good boy Buster: Jesus, never stop if you're gonna kiss me like that Rio joined the chat 4 hours ago Rio: When we're alone again, baby Rio: I'm planning to kiss you 'til you have to leave Buster: I know you can feel how much I like that idea Rio: I can Rio: I'm just gonna feel it a little bit more though, make sure we're on the same wavelength here Buster: Fuck Buster: If you keep doing that I'm gonna have to leave this party and take you with me Rio: Maybe that's my plan Buster: Say it and we'll go Rio: I'm enjoying making it hard for you to talk though 😋 Buster: Oh there's plenty I could say Buster: Just not to anyone but you Rio: Please tell me Rio: I wanna know Buster: How badly do you want it? Rio: You can't feel how hot I am? Buster: You struggling to talk too, baby? Rio: I can barely breathe Buster: My poor little angel Buster: It's okay Buster: I'll take care of you Rio: Buster Buster: Yeah? Rio: I swear to God if you don't pull my skirt up and touch me right now Buster: Someone'll see us Buster: Or hear you Rio: 😣 Rio: I gotta get up Buster: Don't Buster: I'll still do it I'm just warning you what'll happen once I start Rio: Don't worry, you can cover yourself with my cardi, no one will know 😉 Buster: Stay Rio: Baby Rio: 'Course I will Buster: We can do this Buster: Just be quiet, okay Rio: I promise Rio: I'll focus on telling you in here how good it feels Buster: I'll never say no to that Buster: Christ, you're so wet, baby Rio: It's for you Rio: You look so fucking good in that shirt, daddy Buster: That's for you too Rio: You're all for me Rio: My sexy husband Buster: I don't know if I'll ever get used to you saying that Rio: It feels like a dream sometimes Rio: but it's real, we did that Buster: All of this is real Rio: I can't believe all of you is real too, damn Rio: if I had to imagine the perfect man, like Rio: I couldn't have done as good Buster: You're gonna make me blush Rio: Well, you're gonna make me cum so Rio: Fair is fair Buster: Yeah but hopefully my blush will be more obvious to everyone, if you keep your promise Rio: I'm trying so hard Rio: [Selfie] 'Cos you can't see my concentration face and I know you love it Buster: Fuck Buster: You're such a good girl, you know Rio: 😊 Rio: Are you proud of me? Buster: I've only just begun to show you how proud I am, babe Buster: Hold on Rio: OH Rio: Shit, Daddy Rio: Your fingers are so long, wow Buster: I can't put them in your mouth without someone definitely noticing but I know you won't make a sound Buster: Not even if I do this Rio: Fuck fuck fuck oh my God Rio: If I didn't know better I'd say you were trying to get me to break my promise Buster: Good thing you know better then Buster: I'm just thinking about when my fingers can go in my own mouth, that's all Buster: I love tasting you Rio: Did you feel what your words just did to me Rio: You're the hottest boy in the world Buster: What can I say? You inspire me Rio: I've got to grind on you just a little Rio: I swear they won't notice Buster: Oh shit Buster: You warned me but Rio: I wish you could just unzip and stick it deep inside me right here but Rio: Still want you to feel good too, even if we can't Buster: Don't tempt me Buster: That feels so good I might just do it anyway Rio: I'll be good Rio: I'll fuck myself back onto you so slow and careful Buster: Baby Rio: Please do it, daddy Rio: I need more of you Rio: and you need it so bad Buster: I can't say no to you Buster: I don't want to Rio: I love you Buster: I love you Rio: This was a bad idea Rio: but I don't care, it feels so fucking Buster: I'd say we can stop but Buster: I can't Rio: I don't want to Rio: That's the problem, I wanna ride the fuck outta you and make you cum in my pussy Buster: It's not a problem Buster: You know what you're doing Buster: Make it happen Rio: Is that an order? Buster: Yeah Rio: Fuck Rio: You better promise to be quiet too Rio: as much as it pains me Buster: Can I make noise if I promise to only to do it in your ear? Rio: You've got to Rio: You know what your voice does to me Buster: Then I promise Rio: This is why your lap is my favourite place, holy Buster: When I get you pregnant we should do it exactly like this Buster: In front of everyone Rio: Please Rio: Make me a Mum for everyone to see Buster: I will Buster: Just tell me when Rio: When do you want our babies? Buster: Jesus, it shouldn't be so fucking hot hearing you ask that Rio: I know Rio: We're a little bit twisted, baby but it's so good Rio: I shouldn't want you to own me like this in front of them all but I do so fucking much Buster: You make me wanna fuck a baby into you right now Rio: You could Buster: Do you want me to? Rio: Yes Buster: Listen to what you're doing to me, oh my god Rio: I've always told you you're my Daddy, Buster, so let me make it even truer Buster: I really fucking love you, Rio Buster: Let's do it Rio: I love you so much Rio: You're beautiful Buster: You're perfect Buster: You know that Rio: You too Rio: That's why I want this Buster: I don't know what to say Rio: You don't need to say anything, baby, just don't stop Buster: Not until you cum for me Rio: I need to go harder Rio: just got to make sure the coast is clear first Buster: Do it Rio: You're doing it for me, you know you're thrusting into me so rough right now, baby Buster: I know what you need Buster: I don't care about anything or anyone else Rio: You don't care if anyone sees what you're doing to me? Rio: Or hears the noises I'm getting you to make? Buster: No Rio: Good Rio: Me either Rio: all I care about is making you cum right now Buster: I'm so close I have no idea how everyone doesn't already know Rio: Maybe they do but they're too polite to say Rio: Wanna let you finish, give them grandbabies Buster: Jesus Christ Rio: I'm gonna have such sexy bruises on my hips, you're gripping on to me so tight Buster: I swear I'll kiss them better later I just Rio: Do it, Daddy Rio: Bruise me all you need, I need this just as bad Buster: Take it all, baby Buster: Everything you need Rio: I don't know how I take all of you Rio: You're so big and I'm so small Buster: That's how bad you want me Rio: It is Rio: This is what Heaven feels like Buster: You're always gonna feel it Buster: I promise Buster: I'll make a baby for you before I leave Rio: I'm going to pass out from keeping these screams in Rio: It'll be like you're still here with me Rio: half of you, always Buster: I know Rio: Do you want a boy or girl, baby? Buster: I don't care Buster: It'll be beautiful either way Rio: So beautiful Buster: And fucking perfect, like you Rio: Buster Rio: Please put them in me now Buster: Okay baby Rio: I get why my parents had so many if it feels this good Buster: I'll give you as many as you want Rio: I don't wanna be able to not do this whenever we want though Buster: Your parents clearly found the time Buster: Not that I wanna think about them like that but Rio: True Rio: 11 it is then Buster: Yeah Rio: Anyway, it's clearly dead easy to sneak away for quickies when you've got a big family so Buster: We've proved that enough times Rio: Please never leave me Rio: If I ever have to face a family function without you I won't survive, like Buster: I'm not going anywhere without you Buster: And our babies Buster: However many there are Rio: Promise Buster: On my life Buster: You never have to worry about that Rio: Good Rio: Should I come with you when you go back for exams or will it be less distracting if I stay Buster: I want you with me Buster: But I know you've got responsibilities here too so Rio: Hmm, see what we can do Buster: We're gonna need a house if we're having 11 kids Buster: And a garden Rio: We can make it happen Rio: We both work hard Buster: We can go live in Brazil one day too if you want Buster: Not forever but Rio: You really would do anything to make me happy, wouldn't you? Rio: How did I get so lucky Buster: It isn't luck, babe Buster: You deserve it Buster: And you made it happen as much as I did Rio: You're the best, Buster McKenna Buster: For you, yeah Rio: Can we get a dog too if we have a garden then? 😋 Buster: 'Course Buster: You know I want to Rio: and a cat too Buster: As long as you don't go as hard as your mum, like Rio: Oh, so 11 kids is cool but that many cats is crazy? Buster: Obviously Rio: 😏 Rio: You're funny Buster: I'm just not a cat person, alright? Rio: 😑 You really gonna make me divorce you already Buster: That's not funny Buster: Don't make me pout at my own party Rio: Awh baby Rio: Just say sorry to all the cats individually and it'll be fine Buster: 😒 Rio: 😂 Buster: Stop Rio: I'm just playing, don't be grumpy Rio: There's no getting rid of me really Buster: Be nice to me, I've got another surprise for you Rio: What Rio: Tell me tell me Buster: It's not much of a surprise if I do Buster: It's just a little wedding present, like Buster: Calm down Rio: You know, you don't need to get me a present Buster: Shh Buster: Indie helped, it's a team effort Rio: Can I have it now Buster: Well Buster: Say please first Rio: Please Rio: Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top Buster: Alright Buster: Come with me Rio: You can't give it to me here? Rio: You literally just did, like Buster: It's too big Buster: Leave the jokes out, cheers Buster: It's not far, come on, we'll be right back Rio: Hmm what have you done, boy Rio: but I'm coming Buster: Trust me Rio: I do

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Jimmy & Janis

Poor Pablo

Jimmy: You here? Janis: standing to attention, like Janis: what's up? Jimmy: Can I stay at yours tonight like? Janis: 'Course, my Dad already extended the offer when he was trying to parent me lol Janis: Yours doing your head in? Jimmy: Seriously though? I'll sleep in the bath and try not to have Skerries flashbacks. Give a shit Jimmy: Yeah Janis: You don't have to Janis: though I've been told its comfier than you'd imagine if you're feeling it Janis: What's his damage...not ideal they had to call the parentals in but it is just detention, not a court date, y'know? Janis: I'd have figured out a way to take all the blame if I knew he'd go off Janis: Wank bank fantasy getting outta hand in the stalls? 🤔😉 Jimmy: It's an excuse for him to get at me, that's it Jimmy: Doesn't really matter what the drama is Jimmy: 😍 Proper romantic you 💕 Janis: Yeah Janis: Suppose it'd make a nice change to have you as the bad guy for once, eh? Janis: fuck that though Janis: Who me? Janis: never Jimmy: What d'you mean 😎👎💔 Jimmy: I'm so bad Janis: Very bad boy, NOT bad guy, waaaaaay different vibe Janis: Silly Jimmy: Good save Janis: Not a goalie or a superhero Janis: but Janis: 💪 Jimmy: 🏆 Jimmy: What time can I come over? Freezing here casually Janis: Come over now idiot Janis: Be doing me a favour anyway, be your charming self so I can escape the fam Jimmy: Done Jimmy: Want me to bring you anything? I'm thinking chips but no pressure Janis: Quite the offer Janis: but no need Janis: there's always so much food going in this gaff Janis: may as well help yourself Jimmy: Yeah? Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: I'm just gonna get Cass to bring me some stuff out #doorstepdrama Jimmy: Like fuck am I gonna come back here any earlier than needs Janis: That's fun 😒 free entertainment for the neighbours, nice one 👍 Janis: at least Cass'll get a kick out of helping the outcast hero Janis: Best to let him have his paddy, yeah, he'll be begging you back when he can't figure out where the kid's school shoes are Jimmy: I wouldn't bother but I need my charger in case Bobby can't sleep. Cass shouldn't have to handle that on her own Jimmy: She's be the definition of #buzzing for this part at least Jimmy: Maybe Twix'll shit in his shoes this time, 'cause bitch be loyal Janis: Shame you can't bring them both but kidnap would technically be something to shout about Janis: They'll be alright though, she's a tough cookie and a smart kid Janis: Get Grace to facetime him a bedtime story, he'd love that and she'd feel like she's doing jackanory, like Janis: We can only hope girl comes thru Jimmy: He'll take her up on that if I don't. Boy is 💕 for Gracie Jimmy: You're not about to get off light though, Cass wants to hear from you that I'm alright Jimmy: My word isn't worth a damn apparently Janis: She ain't offering for you! Even if you're currently in her good books for taking a 🔥 photo, like Janis: Still not good enough to be her fave 🤷 Janis: Tough ground Janis: Well, she's got you there, you're not the best at using 'em 😏 100% taking the fact I'm being considered the reliable one for once Jimmy: You win this round Jimmy: Don't get too comfy with it though Jimmy: I am on my way Janis: S'lonely at the top Janis: Get on my level, boy 🥇 Jimmy: 🎻 Janis: rude Janis: biting the hand that feeds Jimmy: Learning from your true love like Janis: I won't stand such slander on her good name Janis: she's a revenge shitter only not a biter 😂 Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: I'm having a smoke, you joining me or am I coming knocking? Janis: Lungs won't thank me but Pablo would if he knew how close he was to getting a smackdown Janis: Save me some I'm running Jimmy: *He took it easy on this one (not for her sake, you snooze you lose, mate) having been puffing away consistently since he slammed the door on his dad's ranting 'cause he'd needed to calm down. Or shut down. Naturally, it crept up on him, as persistent, which is why he's here, huddled in another cold doorway, waiting for a distraction that'll have him forgetting the barney his dad started days before and wasn't done with yet. Argumentative prick. Jimmy was happy to let Janis have that win, the only where he wouldn't (and couldn't) compete being in this, in drowning out the shit with something that isn't. There's no hiding the smile when he sees her, if the shadows do let him get away with it, they won't for long 'cause he's closing the gap between them instantly, refusing as much of the space as he can without giving himself away for doing it as he passes the cigarette over.* Janis: *She takes the cigarette like its second-nature, kiss on his cheek, feeling the familiar dimple of his smile, like they are too. Far from it on both counts. She's not a smoker, she needs her lungs clear and strong. And she's not in love, same reasons for her heart. Simple as. Still, she could enjoy the benefits of both without committing, couldn't she? Why not. It's not like she's faking either, just...dipping her toes. Only likely to incur minor damage, she reckoned she could take that and still get away laughing. Sure. Long drag before passing it back because without needing to even look his way, (though she did regardless, studious expression taking in his tight, stressed as shit, posture right now), she knew he needed it more. Janis jogs her legs up and down, 'brring' in the cold Winter night air.* You alright then? *She adds, as if they're just meeting on her doorstep by chance, not for reason. She smirks, shaking her head at herself, nudging his side.* Jimmy: *With the cigarette back between his fingers and the girl by his side he gets what he needs, the familiarity a reminder that this is his normal, not what he rushed to leave behind. To pick up his girlfriend for dinner his dad will have to drop this, rely on moody silence to show how he really feels and his own fakery, in this woman's company, for what he thinks he should. They all know how to handle the first, years under their belts, and the second idea's even more temporary. Fuck it. Jimmy could make a single cigarette last longer than his dad's current relationships, and had done, sometimes. Not this one though. Nah. He wasn't the dickhead to keep his girlfriend shivering while he pissed about blowing smoke in the dark. He took a final drag before flicking it away to meet Janis's contact with his own, using his now free hand to gently brush a loose curl from her cheek.* Yeah, mate, you? Janis: *Janis scrunches her nose up, batting his hand away, mix of bashfulness and banter, blown with a raspberry. Turns out, sex is alright, stunning review there, indescribably better than alright obviously but- its the smaller, everyday moments of intimacy, that had flown under her radar when she wasn't receiving them, that she still finds herself flinching from, or covering up said flinch with some kind of bullshit she finds it easier to wear, to shoulder.* Fine. *She blurts out, flustered and being a little sharp with it. Get it together. More jokes, forever skirting around serious, not getting too real or too deep 'cos they both know there's no coming back and why ruin it and- She peers at him, like he's a dog in Crufts, pretending to shine a torn in his eyes, checking his teeth, that kinda shit.* Hmm, healthy enough specimen. Gonna give me anything else to give to your Sister though, like? Dunna if 'yeah' is gonna get her off the phone in a hurry, to be honest. Not that I give a shit, or nothin', don't get it twisted. *She grins, turning to the door and then back again, lingering, reluctant to open the door yet, knowing they'd get descended upon by someone almost immediately. All fun and games. Still, there wasn't a world in which she was gonna turn him down and have him out on the street, like. No way.* Jimmy: *He plays along as though it's still a game and why not? He's just admitted to himself how used to fakery he is, being a family trait like, with both of them for him to thank. Not that he's sparing a thought for his mum, first or second. Not now. He told himself no more slips with the girl beside him and meant that just as much. More. It's easier to stick to on every level, and he does, ruffling her hair fully when he gets the chance. Eyebrows raised and an expression of his own ready to wear. This, he can keep up all night, same as the exaggerated huff that he let's escape, like a Twix snore, into the night along with the shrug that follows.* Use your skills, throw in as many hashtags as it takes to put her at ease. Throw in a selfie if she still isn't convinced. Me sleeping sound should do it. * He's joking but not wrong for it, not able to remember a time when he fell asleep before the other two. Cass'd be beyond 'shook' to even see a fake out of him getting a good forty winks. Jimmy smirks through the thought, forcing it to pass.* You got this, girl* He retorts it in the best mimicry of how Mia and that crowd speaks that his accent can do, wincing slightly both at the impression and idea of them being around. Still, he claws some of his 'clout' back with a challenging look that adds 'What else have you got.' 'cause who are they if there's not a challenge ongoing. As if to emphasis this, he goes towards the door himself, pushing it open with more daring than he actually feels. * Gonna invite me in then, or what? Janis: *She kisses her teeth angrily, full on 'boy, if you don't stop-' vibes, planting a balled fist in his stomach, gentle warning like, no need to assault him before the family saw to it with their over-the-top nature and curiosity. She knew it would but it was getting to her more than she imagined even. The cooing and awwing or the piss-taking and wink-wink nudge-nude of it all, whatever approach they took, why did they have to? What business was it of theirs? Of anyones? Why did there always have to be a song and dance about everything? The hot takes she'd never ask for. Ruined everything. Why did they care? About this? About her? Just fuck right off. Messy. Too messy. Family, feelings- fuck it all. She used to kid herself, couple of years ago, when it happened, that she'd move out as soon as she could and that'd be it. They'd leave her alone. And she could just exist. Run, sleep and repeat. And that is all she'd have to do. No thinking or feeling ever. But she knew better now. They weren't just going to disappear, even if she changed postcodes. Even Edie couldn't manage that. And she had really tried. The others didn't want to. So she was stuck. Here in the land of the living. Forced to participate, like it or not. Then Jim had come along. Made her like it, a little bit, like. And he'd made her think maybe she could add to her shortlist of approved activities. But let her think about that for too long and she always came to the same conclusion; that she was a fucking idiot and it'd all end in tears. She sighed, overexaggerating it last minute to pretend it was in reply to his showy huffing and puffing.* Not my skill-set, kid. You were always better at it than me. Not just the snappin', like. Right up until you jumped ship for a pretty face, #commitment. *She laughs.* But for Cass, I'll see what I can do. *Cringing at the accent-attempt and gasping in mock-horror at the invocation of Mia and co. (as if say their names three times and they'll appear to tell you your outfit is ugly) she puts a finger to his lips, pushing him behind her at the same time so she can lead the way in too.* Ta-dah! *She flourishes, with a shrug to say 'you asked for this' 'cos there was no hiding now. The downstairs open-plan, parentals unconvincingly 'busying' themselves in the kitchen. Iggy, Diego, Gus and (thank fuck, 'cos we know who's the likeliest to be a prick here) Pablo so far unaccounted for, Grace watching telly, curled up with her phone as per. Janis was ready to bolt up to her room, not so much as a hello but reckoned Jimmy wouldn't want the rep of being her 'rude boyfriend' (as concerned as he was with opinion clearly, bless) so she shouts out 'Jim's here', eyes on the stairs, giving them five seconds to respond before she was up 'em, like.* Jimmy: *The house makes him feel the same as it did the first time he was here once he's through the door again, thankfully though the urge to whistle is muted today, full of sobriety as he is, in every sense. He knew her family weren't renters in over their heads like his from day 1, it isn't just that like. He isn't just some reverse snob, it's everything here they haven't had to buy, and he couldn't if he had armfuls of cash. The 'vibe' he'd probably call it if he was Grace or her crowd. Still, he nods at everyone about as if it's common place for him to him to be greeted by a warmth that's nowt to do with temperature.* Evening. *He's got his smile back on but Jimmy's hand is scratching the back of his neck before he can stop it giving him away and all he can do is 'reckon' on Janis being too caught up on her own family dynamics to call him out for his lack of. That's the real #goals, isn't it? He thinks to himself, trying to shake these feelings off him without moving. Or sighing. You massive dickhead. Grace waves at him without looking up from her phone screen, a slice of his home life #relatable enough he can follow her sister's gaze with a decent smirk and a readiness to deal with what's gonna come down. Need's must had him here in the first place, alright, but now he's made it as far as asking to be let in, he'd like to stay. Not only be a grumpy twat Janis is stuck with, but a laugh she wants to stay about. In her gaff and out of it. When nobody immediately appears he heads up himself, not forgetting her insistence to lead the way before, he looks over his shoulder at her, obvious with it that's there's nowt for her to do now but keep up.* Unlucky, mate. You're not getting off that easy, we've got a whole night ahead. Janis: *Janis is holding herself rigid, eyes fixed as tight and strong on her parents letting them know in no uncertain terms to behave...and they did? Leaving it at cheery hellos and promises of dinner being done in about half an hour if they fancied it. Hm. First time for everything. Letting disbelief at their ability to be normal for once in their friggin' lives (where had this been all the other times she'd begged them/the universe for it?!) carry her up the stairs behind Jim. She let him flounder in the burrow-like corridors of upstairs, so different to the openness of the downstairs, that'll teach you to go ahead, boy, she thought with a smirk, now pushing in front with arms wide open.* Pick a door, any door! *She laughed, heading to her own before he actually did, not knowing who was in.* Welcome to my humble-abode... *She added, as they were over the threshold, kicking her gym bag, over-spilling with laundry, aside. She sat down on her unmade bed to assess, from outsiders, from his, eyes. Not here enough anymore that it was critically messy, that was good; old posters covering up old holes in the plaster from older anger, nothing cringe, thankfully but- It was a bit sad, to be honest...bare, lacking...anything, personality, life. She sighed. Red-faced from embarrassment and redder still from anger at feeling that embarrassment. She didn't care about herself, yeah. And what? And what is that her room said as much in no uncertain terms and having him see it was just- well. Shaming. Time for a joke.* If this setting don't get you in the mood, I don't know what will. Jimmy: *10 kids, he reminds himself, when he reaches the top and is met with an upstairs that belongs to a different house. That disconnect continues, growing, when Janis opens one of the doors in the maze. Hers. He's got no room to judge, none of his house looks lived in yet, as if Cass can protest having to by refusing to help unpack, knowing he doesn't have (or want to make, 'cause there's enough stuff in there for it to be boring, but then there's what's missing too, which is worse. Depressing.) the time to tackle the unopened box on his own after months. He isn't. Judging, that is. But he can't stop himself looking about, eyes focusing again on what there is, and isn't. What it means. And doesn't. Fuck. What a pair, they are like. Jimmy has to say something, silence will have her thinking all kinds of shit that isn't right. Least of all that he's a twat. Which, sort of is. He's equipped to be that though, which is something. He can easily grin at her, fall into simple, old habits. Banter by numbers that'll be #nodrama for her to throw back at him. 'Cause whatever his dad might think right now, he's not the dickhead trying to make everything harder. Why would he? The day to day shit already has that covered. So he aims his biggest 'heart eyes' at her, from the earliest days of their fakery, hiding any real expression in the over-the-topness of it all, for her as much as him (he tells himself, without needing much convincing with the blush spotted. It isn't thanks his charms, they both know. But in a second they can pretend it's his cringe factor.)* Only got eyes for you, babe. We could be anywhere. *Still, even as he's mocking himself with mimicking throwing up in his mouth, before she can, naturally, passed that, somewhere real he's deciding that should she suggest getting out of here to elsewhere tonight he's not about to fight it. Wherever they end up. #nocringe. It'd be too much of a lie to act like asking to come here was too much and everything that's come after, as a result, is too. He shouldn't have done it and there's no wonder everything's been off since. Her room could be the same as downstairs and he wouldn't wanna stay there, would he? It's his 'vibe' fucking things. Cheers dad. Jimmy sighs, throwing himself on the bed, and turning it into the appreciative whistle he didn't do at the door. Fucking hell.* Janis: *The eye-roll comes so hard it has her reeling, spinning out in her own head. At least, its better for them both if she pretends that's what's got her feeling dazed and disorientated. Sick with not knowing how to play this. No 'oh my, a boy in my room!' giddiness, fuck that shit. It was 'oh my, having to spend time in this depressing pit'. And his hand forced to spend his time here too. It'd be different if he had wanted to. Maybe. Okay, probably not. But if he had wanted to then they really wouldn't care where they were, paying no mind to anything but each other, not like his car was a lambo or like she'd given two fucks then, so it might've been tolerable. Ignorable, at the very least. But he HAD to be here. Nowhere else to go. That paired with how this room inadvertently showed all her cards had her feeling as bare as their surroundings, #exposed as they would say for the craic. Not that she was mad at him for not begging to sleepover just 'cos he wanted her so bad, again, fuck that shit hard. Not that girl. Everything was just weird and off and it didn't lend itself to a good night's sleep for either of 'em, she was willing to bet. She shrugged, those muscles so overworked, never skipped, massaging at the tension there in vain. Bounced from the dramatic way he flung himself down, she rests herself down on her elbow beside him, face to face.* If you want, we can go to the Barn. Its kitted out, like- *She pauses, thinking back on the times when it had been a place they all made Diego's films together, the times it had been Edie and Rio's bedroom, sneaking in there with them, leaving Grace alone in the dark of their old shared room. Now, well- She spent even less time in there than she did here. Only venturing when it was so dark and she felt so alone, it just felt right to hide out in there; harking back to all those many nights she'd sneak out, praying Edie would be there again, and to the one night, she was. Tucked up in her bed as if she'd never left. As if she wasn't really there. But she was. She was. And she'd gestured for her to get in with her and they'd just held each other...Janis holding on for dear life, determined to NEVER let go, so she couldn't leave again. She thought she felt the same desperation, in the way her big sister clutch to her too, almost hurting her but she would have never of complained. Determined to keep her in sight, eyes wide open and staring into hers, barely visible in the dark but there. She was there. Of course, she had fell asleep, and of course, when she awoke, the sun was up and Edie was gone. She was just a fucking kid, like. 'A fucking failure is what you were. And are.' She shook her head. At least the barn HAD memories, more than you could say of the box room she'd relegated herself too. No longer able, or needing to share with anyone. Not Grace. Or Rio and Edie. They'd all gone. Empty rooms to fill.* All mod cons and a comfy bed, like. But you can keep that between us and add to your sob story, yeah? *She mimics the tiny violin he was always sending, #IRLShade like, hoping the piss-taking would distract from the disjointed nature she'd made that offer in. Ghosts refusing to let her go, let her be with him fully. She never could be. It was the sad kind of hurt when you just know, know that whatever you're doing, or want to do, won't work. And knowing this and knowing you're gonna hurt the other person, so far so clueless. Oh, Jim. Why do you think I was on my own when you met me, boy?* Jimmy: *He's fucked it instantly, looking at her too hard, all the bollocks stripped back and away by how close she is, suddenly, though he should have expected it. Not like her bed's big enough for anything much else, but he never does, somehow. Still. Ever. Breathing hurts but he forces himself not to keep it shallow, refusing to swap places so soon when she was meant to be the one swooning. Fake or not. And there's so much real shit he wants to say, but can't. Again, too much. It leaves him only inhaling and sighing, brooding like the kinda poser he isn't trying to be on any day. Least of all this one. Does it matter though? It doesn't feel like it when his hand drops before it can reach out, touch her in any way, jokes as out of bounds as anything. He isn't meant to be lost with her, but tonight doesn't give a fuck about that, does it? He jumps on the offer a change, nodding, frantic for a kick that'd have him behaving like less of a dick. Please. The fucking break he hasn't asked her for is there, inching closer to letting itself be said, and he's scared of that, going there like.* Alright. *He wants to give himself a smack for how quiet he sounds. Serious. Okay knobhead, calm it. Good luck following that through when you know you've got none though, Jim. He's up and taking her hand before he can dwell on it, moving to take the lead as far as retracing their steps and being out. He can handle that geography. Jimmy does allow himself a pause small enough only to draw a cross over his heart playfully once she's played the violin for him. Thanks, mate. It's almost spoken aloud 'cause of the relief the familiarity of it , brought here and now, comforts him. Alright, calm it again, tosser. But yeah, that works, letting him. He walks stretching their linked hands as far as possible while staying connected, laughing genuinely, still soft but out there. He draws a quick tick over the same space, hurriedly.* Done. Janis: Alright. *She confirms with a nod as serious as his close-to-silence was. Couldn't accuse him of being a man of too MANY words usually, like, but still, spoke volumes, didn't it? Could write friggin' volumes on how badly she was fucking it up with him now. That's what you did after break-ups, right? Write wanky (in all the ways) poetry. Fuck that. Get the fuck out of your own head, fucking eejit! Now! He's still here yet. She seized the conversation by the balls, 'fore it got away from her grasp again, immediately adding-* Alright, alright, alright! *Matthew McConaughey style. 'Cos Christ, someone had to cut through the tension and she weren't about to invite the fam up to give it a go. Fuck that, too. Even if it was awkward as arse, to say the least, and the dead and buried past was unearthing itself just to try drag her under tonight- she still wanted it to be just them. Him and her, fuck the rest. And that was something. Even if that was all she could get, all she still had. She'd cling to that with bleeding, broken nails, jaw clamped, teeth sunk deep in the flesh of it. It was something. She was so fucking used to, so fucking sick of, nothing. A promise, or a prayer, she repeated it over and over, 'til she near believed it herself. With this in mind, she pulls on the hand that is leading her, pulls him back, understanding his rush and only wanting to slow it for one thing. She mimics shooting him where he had been tracing, where she wants to trail her own fingers badly, as he draws in, she puts her fist over his heart, thumping up and down, up and down, before exploding out- And with that, she kisses him, as desperate as he was to take up her offer and run, she needed this more. And she had never known anything she needed more than to run. But she did. She did.* Done. *She mirrors, drawing her lips away from his, with a smirk. Ahead again, one foot on the top step.* Jimmy: *He's about to descend back into mockery, the words 'all about the obscure refs, you' there, ready to go if he's willing to release them, thoughts already going backward, onto the typed convo where she tried to give him an artsy education, school him about muses, all of that, but before he can take the step she's pulling him, literally to where she's forced a stop. In the first second he's tense, thinking it's a full one, that she's done with him and the company he isn't being tonight, but before he can fall further into his pit (he's in there enough, prior that she's tried to dig at him with her best McConaughey, for fuck's sake) he all but floats out. There's no # that could cover this in his stunted imagination, he thinks, before his brain shuts off. The kiss is more than the break he didn't have the balls to ask for (though it lasts about as long as the one he'd gave her, standing on some twat's marble floor). It's a separation from all the shit that's been running him ragged for days, forcing him to run here in the first place. Jimmy knows then that he'll stay, has to, not 'cause there's nowhere else to go, but 'cause nowhere else exists when she kisses him like that. Fuck. It basically escapes, not as the word, but in sound that he can't escape either. Doesn't want to. The only thing he cares about is keeping this close to her and knowing she's alright with him being there. More than fucking alright like.* Nah mate *He retorts breathlessly, clawing back some strength back only as his hands find her hips and use the grip he's found there to spin her body round to face him. He isn't done yet, there's no chance. Not now she's given him one to erase the last few days and land him back into decent ones with her. Jimmy's an echo of how he was after running from Mr Lucas and he's not letting go of that. What for? 'Cause his dad wants him to. Fuck that and fuck him. What was he done with was feeling like shit. So of course he kissed her again, sinking only into the depths of that, trying to say everything with it that he couldn't verbally. Needing to have a go even though it meant hearing Janis' clatter into the beginnings of the banister with the force of everything he was desperate for her to know, 'cause if he pulled back then that'd be it and he's not having that. Fuck no. He's lost enough, tonight's bed being the least of it. Janis: *If she was going to complain, (she wasn't), he doesn't give her the time, or space, to do so. Exactly what they both needed; and she didn't need to reckon that. Crashing together, crashing into the wall, like. No room for anything to come between 'em, not their thoughts or past or any of that bullshit; all blurring into background nothingness, where it belonged. In these moments, there was nothing but them and their need. And it was good. Really good. The kind of good she didn't need to second-guess or overthink. Just be in it and soak in every second, every touch, the heat and feel of his skin against hers, alive, human, real. The violence of the urgency, the competitive one-upping- Not only keeping it interesting (to say the fucking least) but keeping it as something she could understand, something that didn't scare the living shit out of her, frankly. Easy as breathing, this; Though both theirs was heavy now, laboured from the control of letting some of said go, whilst not losing themselves to it so wholly that they alerted someone to it, spoiling their fun for the second time in a week. A game of meeting every kiss of his with more, and then some. Biting, tugging at his bottom lip in, trying in vain to make the kiss even deeper. Nails dug into his shoulders, pulling him down with her as her back slid down the wall, him sat at the top of the stairs, her on his lap. 'How did you stop yourself though?' A faint voice in the back of her mind pondered, with no intention to found within her. Clearly, they needed the Mr. Lucas' of the world or they'd never get anything else done. Clearly channeling the man himself, Pablo chose this time to appear out of his room, quite literally stumbling onto the scene, and them, Janis sticking out an arm (and jumping off Jim's lap) with lightning reflexes so he didn't topple down the fucking stairs.* Oops, watch it... *She didn't have time (nor desire) to be embarrassed. Her older Brother's mumbly, half-asleep grumbles of 'a-fucking-gain? Really Janis?!' and promises to 'have words with you, later!' to Jim, had her creasing. When Pablo was out of sight, and out of mind as soon as, she rested her head on the shoulder she'd left nailmarks in, kissing it gently though she wasn't particularly sorry about it.* Jimmy: *It isn't until she has to save him from hitting the bottom of the stairs with a thud that he even sorts out in his head again where they are, beyond the abstract bollocks of 'together' and all that. It takes that much to get through to him, but he isn't sorry, 'cause he isn't alone in it. If he's falling, figuratively as well as the near literal, then she is too. And that's alright by him. More than fucking alright, as per like. Jimmy can laugh through this interruption, at what it takes to pull them apart now (unlucky Mr Lucas but you probably won't cut it next time) adding to it himself with the breathless whisper of 'fucking hell, mate' that finds only her ear as he shakes his head affectionately at the pair of 'em. Janis' brother's appearance (along with anything he might have said) forgotten as soon as it's happened, same as before. If they'd been any room for it he might have felt bad for the lad, keeping mugging him off like that, but he still wants what he wants. Needs, honestly. There's no forgetting, or ignoring that any 'itch' has only been scratched so far as to make it more 'itchier', more noticeable in the first place. It's a crap analogy but it's what's there as he pulls her down the stairs and back towards the door, rougher and noisier that he would if he could make a string of thoughts or words fit together properly to promise her that this still isn't done. Jimmy 'reckons' in a semi coherent idea that he'll barricade the barn door with any or all manner of shit, once they are there, to guarantee no more interruptions tonight. Bet on that, mate, his expression says, as they go. Jinx. Fuck. He almost kicks the door in frustration upon hearing the shout for dinner, her dad's head catching them as 'ready' for it. Pfft. No chance. It smells good, yeah, but there's no contest. Janis feels, looks and smells incredible like. Meals can wait, they always did at his, even when he had his mum there to do his job of moving a tray of something from freezer to cooker, or his pop's of fetching a takeaway when in from work, there was no sitting down at a this or that time. No table to eat at either, just the sofa, or his bed when he was being the type of utter dickhead that only a certain age manages, whenever it was put in front of him. Here at Janis, that time, was right now. And worse, ('cause of course there's worse with his English luck) before he can do a dash that'd have that school day looking like slo-mo, his stomach rumbles, sealing the deal and their fates. His girlfriend has never let him go hungry yet. Shit. To be continued then.*

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