#imagine Yata's stamina resets with every shift

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Yata gets hit with a strain that makes him go in random various monster forms (from ‘ok’ to ‘omg that’s terrifying’) but he still has most of his conscious and can still communicate depending on his form. He goes on patrol with Saruhiko just incase he does lose control who ends up getting hit by a horny strain. Dang what’s a man to do when he feels physical discomfort when not banging and his BF is shifting through different monster forms (like seriously Misaki one minute your a Minotaur, then an eldritch horror, then some kind of blank humanoid figure with an unending tongue 🙄)

I know what you are >:3 Maybe the Makes People Into Monsters Strain and the Makes You Horny Strain are also dirty monsterfuckers and just want to collab on a little project XD Imagine Yata gets hit by the Monster Strain first and it’s pretty rough for him, like imagine he gets attacked and immediately turns into like a werewolf or something and some kids playing nearby scream and go running. Yata has to try and get to Bar Homra without being seen but stealth has never been his strong point and especially not when he keeps shifting between giant lumbering beasts. Say strong bursts of emotion cause the changes so like if someone startles him by screaming he immediately shifts to a different monster. By the time he gets to Bar Homra he’s miserable and also part fishman.

It looks like it will take some time for the power to wear off but in the meantime another Strain is causing trouble and Fushimi’s gone after it. Fushimi tells Yata it’s fine, he doesn’t need backup and can handle this alone, but Yata’s still worried and it’s making him shift between forms. He decides to just go backup Fushimi anyway, with Kusanagi warning him to be careful not to be seen. Luckily for Yata he’s a wolf again so he can track Fushimi by scent, he shows up just in time to see the Strain attacking Fushimi, throwing him into a wall. The Strain makes a run for it as Yata hurries to Fushimi’s side, shifting into a many-armed demon. Fushimi tries to say he’s fine but the minute Yata’s many arms touch him he gasps, face going bright red. He’s breathing hard and manages to tell Yata not to take him back to S4, they need to go to somewhere private instead. There’s an apartment S4 keeps for long stakeouts that’s empty currently and nearby, Fushimi gives Yata the address and Yata takes advantage of turning into a harpy to fly him there.

Yata lays Fushimi on the bed, worriedly shifting into a minotaur as Fushimi bites back another moan. Yata’s worried that Fushimi’s in real pain and thinks he must be wounded, so Yata starts trying to take Fushimi’s clothes off. Fushimi weakly tries to wave him away but Yata’s super strong right now and of course the moment his big hands grasp Fushimi’s waist Fushimi is just making all these small sounds. Yata doesn’t see any wounds on Fushimi’s torso but then imagine he finally looks down and sees the very obvious tent in Fushimi’s pants and he’s like oh. Oh. Fushimi won’t meet his eyes and mutters that it will go away on its own, Yata can leave him and Fushimi will handle this by himself. Yata’s like but you shouldn’t be alone and anyway he is Fushimi’s boyfriend, but then he remembers his own problem and is like I guess maybe it wouldn’t be good for me to help after all. He’s feeling all awkward but then he realizes that Fushimi has sat straight up and is staring at Yata’s minotaur loincloth with undisguised lust and Yata suddenly feels all the heat rushing downward. 

The two of them pretty much lock the door and put their phones on silent at that point, as Fushimi gets to have some of the most intense orgasms of his life. Yata I imagine at first being really nervous and fumbling, worried that what if he breaks something in Fushimi because he doesn’t know his own strength like this, but also part of the whole Makes You Horny Strain power is that it releases like scentless pheromones and Yata is finding himself pulled into the same frenzy. Every time he comes he shifts his shape again too, so like at first he’s a minotaur and he’s trying not to break any bones by holding too tight, then he becomes a centaur and they have to awkwardly figure out how Yata can angle his body so that they can have sex, then Yata’s a gelatinous ooze and just drapes himself all over Fushimi. By the time he becomes a beast with dozens of tentacles Yata’s completely forgotten about being careful and Fushimi doesn’t even care, just begging Yata for more. Eventually they both fall asleep, exhausted, and wake up back to normal in the absolutely destroyed room. Fushimi drowsily mutters not to worry about the room but also Yata’s going to need to carry him around for a few days because Fushimi’s pretty sure he couldn’t move right now if he tried.