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kohakhearts · 1 year ago

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when i was younger and more inspired i used to do this thing where id just put two characters together Because I Could, in a like “put random characters names on a dart board and fire til i hit two or more that Might be interesting” kind of way. in the true spirit of Shipping, i would then lovingly craft an alternate universe in which they got enough time on screen together to become an item—realistically, that is. whatever that means. anyway i need to channel this energy again i think itd be good for me

#im unironically taking submissions for most unhinged but actually serious ship you can conceive of #between characters who had at least one exchange on screen - or have some Complicated relationship web with each other at least - but zero #chemistry PROBABLY due to not interacting enough to even be friends #like the only reason to ship them is those two degrees of separation. and let me say again #i unironically would love to hear people’s suggestions. if you suggest something crazy enough maybe id even write it #taylor.txt #like it has to not make sense but also make a lot of sense. you know?#im talking characters that have one (1) thing in common. that might not even be a personality trait #perhaps another character. or a motif. or a bad narrative decision. so many options #this is not crackshipping. its purely scientific rarepair invention. and its DIFFERENT #sometimes crackships lead to real gems but im saying skip the crack go straight to diamonds. big brain that shit

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