#im talking ''hey jesus came to me in a dream and said we should convert everyone to christianity or they'll go to hell'' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dolokhoded · 1 year ago

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there's something incredibly funny about the dynamic between me, fandomed your bible made them queers but has no actual extreme opinions about christianity because i think it's all made up and you can believe in whatever pleases you, and my best friend, somewhat orthodox (with a natural hatred for the church any actual christian should have), very lowkey and respectful towards everything, frowns at me when i slander the apostle john, but straight up believes with his whole chest paul was the antichrist and will argue with your 80 year old christian grandmother about it

#🧅#AND I CANT EVEN THROW IT BACK AT HIM WHEN HE CALLS /ME/ A HERETIC CAUSE LOWKEY? YEAH.#we hate paul. if paul has 100 haters i am one of them if paul has 10 haters i am one of them if paul has 2 haters i am one of them if paul #has one hater i am dead and it's my friend #''if youre mad at paul you should be mad at peter'' LEAVE PETER ALONE his rabbi just got crucified #mans was going through it its all paul's evil scheming #im mad at peter for other things. like hating women.#but fuck paul #peter was there he went through it he knows all about jesus #yknow what paul was doing while jesus was getting crucified instead ? killing the first christian martyr #and then he just went on to spew some bullshit and say that jesus came to him in a dream and told him so #while jesus' BROTHER was like ''actually thats bullshit he'd never say that''. and paul was like no he did <3 im a prophet <3 #and then went on to spew more bullshit #and im not talking random obscure christian bullshit americans would create a whole new dogma over that doesnt even matter im talking #harmful bullshit #im talking ''hey jesus came to me in a dream and said we should convert everyone to christianity or they'll go to hell''#and james was like ''hey i dont think jesus said that exactly''#and paul was like ''no he did <3''#i fucking hate paul

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