#im so sorry to be a buzzkill besties. no you cannot lick the toilet brush. that's disgusting. find any other hobby

[daughterofsarenrae]

every day, the ferrets learn such valuable lessons as "if you crawl under a rug, someone will step on you" and "if you sneak attack someone's foot while they're walking, you will get kicked across the floor like a curling stone" and unfortunately their little brains are too stupid to retain this information so they are doomed to learn the same lessons over and over into eternity