#im so lucky they literally didnt prefice the call with ''dial your ssn'' because thats what unemployment makes you do and i wouldve.
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i was so tired earlier calling for my unemployment benefits for the first time that i misdialed the phone number which connected me to a scam line which had the tells of "hello, can you hear me okay?" and "you're qualified for a free expensive life-saving device that can be delivered right to your door" and i was like. uh. is this teleserve? can i be connected to teleserve? the people on the line were so urgent. they were like please sir your address for the device. you're qualified. can you hear me okay?
#i was so tired i almost went along with it a little because i was like maybe this is part of the teleserve benefits im entitled to. ok#only when i hung up to try again and saw that i misdialed the number by one off i was like. oh fuck. ill try again when im more awake#my actual benefits were just submitted and now i wait#im so lucky they literally didnt prefice the call with ''dial your ssn'' because thats what unemployment makes you do and i wouldve.
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