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beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face
#LEED LEED LEED!!!!#thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you#okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it#i think its funny to call you a pussy#and mosue man#im sorry your're divorced i get it#this istn about YOU this is about LEED#LEED ORC LEADER#LEEEDDDD#GOD SHES SO COOL#AND AWESOME AND GREAT#yesterday i played dnd for the first time#and i got bonked in the head with a stone club#and now id like to imagine that was her she did that#wow#shes so cool#and shes really cute too awww awww#wonderful girl everyonme should love her#gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them#i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people#leed dungeon meshi#leed delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers
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When ppl are like "omg did you know X food has ground up bits of insects 😰😰😰" to try and gross you out or whatever like. Who gives a shit come on
#shortext#im not a pussy#its one EXTREMELY EASY TO IGNORE bc theyre not even noticeable and two IVE EATEN INSECTS BEFORE
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just remembered lance has a gf?? what??
#HES PROBABLY EATEN PUSSY BEFORE#LMFQO#i forget theyre like real sometimes#like what is he doing rn#what if hes taking a fatass shit and im thinking about him eating pussy#i wonder if hes good??#like what would his exes rate it 1-10#f1#formula 1#lance stroll#aston martin#ls18#i love him#even if he cant eat pussy good
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I thought I would spend all my time on here posting about my butch but instead I spend all my time talking to him and thinking about him......
#also because i spent less time on here in june so im just. not eager about come on here anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#when that one rlly online person suddenly stops posting: 'that pussy is probably getting eaten'....
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my opinions are always right because i have a diet of pussy (unshaven) and george daniel
#this is NOT about eating disorders this is about pussy and george daniel#ive never eaten pussy in my life im lying#mentally im eating george daniels pussy#alas#blah blah!#george daniel
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athos after finding out aramis not only slept with the queen he also nutted in her
#the musketeers#STUPID BITCH COULDN'T YOU'VE EATEN HER PUSSY AND BE DONE WITH THAT#ARE YOU INSANE#LIKE. OKAY. BULLSEYE. IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW#mine
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welt tomorrow <3
#i hope yall like it#i put my whole pussy into it#now im gonna go grab dinner bc i havent eaten or drank anything today 💀💀#tw food mention
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That fanart of kiryu getting fingerblasted and he’s wearing nothing but his watch always makes me so fucking horny i was to explode
#Yakuza loveblog#his pussy !!! his pussy !!!!!!#his pussy .... he was also sitting with his legs spread like how bears do. which is also how i imagine saejima sitting when hes getting#eaten out. but also like his pussy .... and his boxers hanging off one ankle im going to faint#sorry i am not entirely coherent today ive been sleeping so damn much basically i am fucked#what the fuck we’re fucked. ive also been watching horror games and i want to put him into another saw trap ...#what shall i make him cut off this time .... god i wish i could make him become the squirrel stapler but kiryu is such a city boy its not#even funny like he talks about wanting a house on the beach but if you look at him hes in town buying groceries and getting into street#brawls this is why nightmare forest was just a dream its because he would never be caught im a forest he should be on the streets kiryu#will never go camping even if he gets locked out of his house he will fall asleep sitting on the stairwell or a park bench#anyway i self ship with him in the way that im the flayed corpse he has chsined to the wall of his bedroom and hes the guy slowly going craz#as hes forced to breathe in the scent of my rot until he gets crazy enough to start stapling mice and rats on my flesh#rat stapler au but instead of meeting god kriyu kills himself by jaywalking while drunk looking for rats amd the police never find my body
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rly feel like i should remove my lip piercing like idk. it's sooo cute and looks so good and it s a pretty lil heart and it was so fucking expensive BUT. i cant stop fidgeting with it with my fingers And teeth and tongue and my lip is always chapped n ouchie bc of that and i have a lowkey pathological fear of it being ripped out somehow
#also i have eaten pussy with it in before but not had my face sat on & the thought haunts me of like. what if someone goes too hard and#it ends up chipping my tooth or something like omg. i know that's a dumbass reason but like IM SCAREDDD
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Need to get out and find a super lesbian to make out with and maybe she can also eat my pussy.
#me bitch#oh holy shit OITNB is really getting to me#also unemployment makes me all scared#like i want money to be in my pockets NOW. I need to be stable. i cant just wait and expect it to happen to me!#im tired of living in my own bubble#i seriously need to fucking deal with this boredom and loneliness because it is killing me slowly#and i also want my pussy eaten out.
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so sukuna usually goes for a woman who holds her own in a fight. its believed that he was more attracted and would even become a flirt even mid fight…. tw for sexual themes.
so imagine how confused you would be when you are with yuuji in your dorm and having a nice time and sukuna just stares at you through his cheek, somewhat a glare but smile. in confuses you, almost making you tilt your head.
“im going to put a brat in you.” he says, then suddenly leaving the scene, causing you to fret and be on guard anytime and anywhere. and leaving such a frantic and apologetic yuuji.
whats even worse is if your group were to exercise a curse spirit somewhere and its on you and yuuji, sukuna would definitely take the time to potentially force a switch or convince the poor baby to switch. and sukuna is doing his best to try and wound you– youre fast, and you already landed three good blows on him.
but things do come to an end, you being cornered and having to hear sukuna say the most disgusting things.
“you wouldnt be a bad wife, could make you have at most two brats.” or holding you while you squirm, groping at a fat breast and squeezing, hoping you dont moan. and he goes “these things dont hold you back? i just wanna bite into them… would taste so good.”
it also occurs when you sleep too. the intoxicating feeling of his fingers are still on your skin, he had to be an incubus. but you were suddenly dreaming about him eating your precious fat pussy too, suckling on your clit and have two hands hold your hips down, two hands hold your legs up while he eats you so sloppy. he can always be a messy eater, and he mumbles .. praise?
“havent had good pussy in years.”
“fuck, that brat hadnt eaten you at all ?”
“i demand your cum, i want you to cum.”
and when you wake up your folds are soaked with spit drooling down your ass cheeks. and with your shirt scrambled up and a bra pushed up.. was he in here? was it a dream? you didnt know. why was he so suddenly interested?
its only the next time you saw him, the cut you had given him had scarred up and he smirks at the sight of it. this only caused him to think of little exchanges for you to show yourself raw to him.
“if you land another three blows, ill have you sit on my face.” he said, eyes lidded and his signature grin plastered.
you ended up with a swollen clit, from its poor abuse and with bruised thighs, because he just had to make you sit still while he ate you out.
#jjk x reader#jjk spoilers#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x you#jjk leaks#sukuna x you#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#sukuna x reader#jjk sukuna#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu itadori#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu sorcerer
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gojo being dangerously loud
a/n: i know this is supposed to be a nanami focused account but hear me out... whiny gojo. that's it.
cw: cunnilingus, riding, ummm gojo being drunk and loud and his baby girl moans, semi-public sex (they're in a bathroom), i am so horny and i just need him so bad
you love the sounds your boyfriend makes during sex. he's never been shameful about it either, always loud and proud about the way your pussy makes him feel. this time, however, you wish he'd shut up.
you two are currently in your friends bathroom during a drunk movie night. you were both pretty tipsy, gojo more drunk than you and you were having a great time. all of a sudden, he doubled over, making it obvious to everyone that there was something wrong and he needed a bathroom fast.
except, when you follow him in and he locks the door behind you, there is nothing wrong with him at all, besides the raging boner he was currently sporting. your eyes widened when you saw it, but the casamigos in your bloodstream was stopping you from thinking clearly and the next thing you knew, you were getting eaten out on your friends bathroom floor.
"'toru, fuck, i'm close!" you whisper, holding his head harder and he speeds up, his tongue flicking your clit constantly as his two middle fingers are going to work. when you cum, you cover your mouth with your hand as your back arches off the floor and gojo doesn't pull away. you have to manually drag him away from you and he immediately goes for your lips, making your mouth just as messy as his own.
as the two of you kiss, he sits up and pulls you against his body sitting against the bathtub. you make quick work of his pants and without wasting any time you lower yourself on him. the last thing you expected was for him to throw his head back and let out one of the sluttiest moans you had ever heard. "ahhh fuckkk!"
you quickly slap your hand against his mouth and pray to god that no one heard that. he lifts his head and looks at you with furrowed eyebrows and low eyes, whimpering quietly against your hand at your pussy pulsing around him. "satoru, you've got to be quiet, baby, okay?" you ask and he nods, his cheeks red.
you finally lift your hips and before you could even go back down, a deep groan comes from his throat and you stop again. he gets impatient and pulls you down himself, dropping his forehead against yours as he moves you faster.
"mmph feels too good, can't stop," he says breathlessly against your palm, and you have to drop your head on his shoulder at the speed he was going. he truly was trying his best, but as the two of you went on, his whines got louder and louder until they were hoarse moans.
"im close, im close, please, please, please!" he cries against your skin and you take over, pressing your lips against his in the process. he moans into the kiss, his body going weak when you trade the fast movement for slow, deeper movements.
"you like it, 'toru?" you ask, your lips moving against his. he nods quickly, tears beginning to form in his eyes at the sensitivity of his dick but you don't stop.
"baby please- haaa fuckkk!" he begs squeezing your hips and you shake your head.
"promise me you'll be quiet when you cum," you instruct and he nods furiously, just wanting to feel his orgasm. you take his word for it, partly because you were ready to cum too, but you cover his mouth for safe measures.
you go faster now, grinding your hips down on his, and almost as soon as you start, you feel him start to shake and thrust into you himself. "ah, ah ahhhh fuck, fuck, fuck, cummingggg!"
before you could say anything, he holds you down, his head buried in your neck as he moans in your ear and your orgasm hits as well, spurring him on. "ohh shitshitshit too much too much fuuuck!" he cries, holding your body against his as you ride your orgasm out. right when you finish, you hear a knock on the door and your friend's concerned voice.
"hey, is he okay in there, do you guys need help?" her voice rings out and your eyes widen.
"yeah, he's okay, just drank a bit too much!" you shout back and turn back to look at your boyfriend. "cough," you instruct and he does just that. you reach to the side and flush the toilet and pretend to pat his back. "that's okay, get it all out."
"okay, there's some water in the kitchen for him when he's done," she says and leaves. you let out a sigh of relief and drop your head on a slightly sobered up gojo's chest.
"my bad," he whispers and you roll your eyes as you stand up.
"shut up."
#jjk gojo#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo smut#gojo saturo#gojou satoru x reader#gojo x reader#jjk smut#jjk imagines#jjk x reader#gojo x black reader#gojo x black y/n
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boys who swear they only want a cake for birthday so they end up on your bed with their face in your pussy. you press your ass against his face a little more as you kneel on the bed. your back is arched like a cat and you urge him to eat you out more. his tongue swipes from your juices to your ass, licking at your rim. you squeal, not expecting him to put his tongue in the other hole.
he's nasty tho. you have two holes for a reason and they are both gonna get eaten. your hips hump back involuntary when he fucks on your rim. the front of your body falls on the bed and your hips press even harder against him. he sneaks his arms around your ass, diving into you deeper. he's moaning as he eats your ass out and it's probably the most erotic thing.
"should i open you for my cock?" he asks, his finger circling around your rim as he licks around it. you nod your head at him even tho you are unsure of what you consent to.
"not today," he smiles, "im gonna eat your ass good before i fuck it with my cock."
#aot x reader#aot smut#attack on titan smut#aot headcanons#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut
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𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 … you’ve never been eaten out and matt’s never tried…so firsts all around
you and matt had been hanging out in your room for the past hour. you had just gotten home and he decided to stay over for a bit.
you were watching a show that had a tiny sex scene in it.
“it cannot be that good.” your jaw was dropped as the actress was screaming.
matt laughed at your comment. “that guys ego is definitely high if he’s getting a reaction like that.
“yeah, like she’s practically screaming and shouting. although, who am i to judge. i wouldn’t know.” you shrugged. “but i mean if she’s screaming that loud at being eaten out, imagine how good the sex is.”
unfortunately that comment you made had matt fantasizing about how it would be to eat a girl out and it was odd because he saw you as the girl.
he was fidgeting with his shorts as he felt himself harden at his thoughts. he decided to try to ignore it until you asked him an interesting question.
“had a girl ever screamed like that when you had given her head? i’m curious.” you popped a popcorn in your mouth.
he hesitated. “u-uhh, i’ve never really…” he didn’t finish his sentence. you gulped.
“really?” you asked in shock. “sorry, i just…i’d just thought that you have.”
“no..have you ever..you know..” he didn’t want to say anything else.
“ever…” you were waiting for him to ask.
“been eaten out.” he blurted. his boner making things worse.
“oh! um no i haven’t. i’ve like imagined it but nope, never happened to me.” the movie was the least of both of your worries now that you were both thinking of the same topic.
matt couldn’t help but imagine how you’d be in that situation. someone’s head in between your thighs — preferably his head.
“all quiet now.. have i made things awkward.” you pretended to wince.
“oh, no sorry i was just thinking… i kinda wanna know how to. like how to eat a girl out, it’d be good to have some experience i guess.” he confessed.
“uh huh…” you nodded slowly. “maybe…you can practice? on me.”
his eyes widened at your proposal. “you don’t think it would be a little weird?”
“no, im just gonna tell you what feels good and then we’ll both get what we want! given you make me cum, duh.” you laughed.
keep it cool. you thought.
“are you sure?” matt asked again, not wanting for this to be something you’d regret in the near future.
you nodded and that’s how you got to the position in which you were leaned against the headboard waiting for matt to take your underwear off.
“go ahead.” you reassured him as he toyed with your waistband.
“okay.” he whispered pulling your panties down slowly.
the suspense of the situation had you aroused. you were excited but at the same time nervous. you kept telling yourself, he’s your best friend, it’s okay. he won’t do anything you’re uncomfortable with.
your pussy and matt were face to face. he gulped a little intimated because he wanted to be good at it.
“sooo i just, go right in?” he asked pursing his lips.
“i guess so… maybe idk, foreplay? or wait is this considered foreplay?” you asked confused.
“i don’t- im not sure.” he said, unable to tear his eyes away from your center.
“okay, so maybe like use your fingers first?” you knew it was seconds away from being awkward.
as you were about to just say forget it you felt matt’s finger ghost over your leaky hole. he gathered some of your arousal and lathered it over your clit. he then continued to stimulate your clit. your legs bucked up at the sensation.
“am i doing okay?” he whispered, the only thing illuminating his face was the sunset lamp in the corner of your room.
“y-yeah.” you moaned slightly, as he continued to stimulate you. you looked down at him, his fluffy hair and his beautiful eyes. the sight alone had you wanting to just-
your thoughts couldn’t even complete because you felt matt’s hot tongue on you. you let out a deep breath as you leaned back and closed your eyes at the pleasure.
his tongue flicked over your clit as he looked up at you for reassurance that he was making you feel good. while matt was taking his time, his thoughts were elsewhere enjoying the way you tasted. in seconds he was devouring you, addicted to the way you tasted.
he licked a long stripe over your center pulling your thighs toward him. he sucked on your puffy clit. “r-right there. fuck—” your eyes tightly shut.
“you taste so fucking good…” matt muttered against you. he was consuming you. it was as if he lost all control in himself. he couldn’t get enough. “tell me how good i’m doing.”
you nodded quickly. “you’re doing s-so good.” you threaded your hands through his brunette hair. yes you had fantasized about this situation — not with matt specifically but this situation for sure.
matt’s ego boosted as a spurt of whimpers escaped you as he entered his middle finger in you. he pumped it in and out whilst continuing his previous work on your clit. he had been doing so good, you were on the verge of cumming.
matt could tell too — by the way your thighs were starting to close around his head and shake. he didn’t know how he had lived without the taste of you on his tongue. he didn’t ever want to stop. he wanted to do this everyday of his life.
you tried to blurt out the words but you struggled; sensitive to how fast he was flicking your clit. he looked up to see your struggle and grinned against you.
“go on, cum on my tongue. i wanna taste it.” he begged. matt needed to taste you. he enjoyed seeing you writhing underneath him. the way you were struggling to grapple onto reality.
you nodded finally feeling your body seize up as your orgasm washed over you like a big wave. you were tugging on matt’s hair trying to get him away from your sensitive pussy but your orgasm made him want to push you further.
you had begun to feel so sensitive you tried to push his head away as much as you could while whining. “f-fuck — sensitive matt.” you begged and he finally pulled away.
your chest was heaving up and down. you had started to slow your breathing and opened your eyes. matt with your shiny substance drooled and covering his mouth and chin. he had a smug grin on his face symbolizing he was definitely pleased with himself.
“please tell me you’ll let me do that again.” he licked his lips.
you took another deep breath and combed through his hair with your hand. “how could i not?”
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The girlies on tiktok being like "WDYM I don't have bi energy!!!! I'm literally wearing a blazer!!!!"
#bruh please its NOT about what clothes you wear#ive met lesbians with long acrylics there is literally all sorts#like they rly think sexuality is just about an aesthetic#i could not care less if i give off bi energy#yeah im sure 90% of the time i get read as straight but hey idc because i still know how to attract women#bi tiktok is so whack though like tell me uve never eaten pussy in ur life in less words#*fewer. sorry it was bothering me
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#personal#m needy.#im neeeeeedy#i really cant watch tv all day without feeling like i did nothing#i want more time to do things.#why does time get eaten so fast.#i want to do everythingggf at the same time#tv bwaaaaaaah i love tv#fucking time#im needy now because i dont feel like i did enough#fuck me man.#i want to feel fulfilled.... i want that comfort.#grrr grrrr#i need cock :/#neeeeeeed it.#to fill the hole in my heart that is my pussy KDHDSKDHSKDHSHHD#sigh.#whatever#i have work tomorrow ill. live
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