#im plotting and scheming because ive finally become acquainted with a Possibility. very 'oh my god its happening. everyone stay calm'
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One downside of Not being Conventionally Attractive + instead being a terminal weirdo is that you have to figure out how to make the weird Hot. Which is always possible but sometimes its not what you initially expected from yourself/planned for
#horse.txt#especially if you decided to just forgo gender gripes about it to simply go for whatever is Most Effective for the current body#im plotting and scheming because ive finally become acquainted with a Possibility. very 'oh my god its happening. everyone stay calm'#the office scene yk yk#and in restrospect maybe i shouldnt be Too surprised but. the fashion of a 90's witch really does bump me right up to a solid 9 i think#especially if im stoned n mellow#and got some RHCP and Bôa and fleetwood mac to Really get myself in the Zone for it#bc that type of outfit really requires a certain Vibe from the person wearing it. or else it starts to look like a lazy halloween costume#commit to the fit
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