#im not letting y'all get at me when im being bitchy on purpose

[themoonking]

ngl if you're adamantly denying that any of nosferatu (2024) can or "should" (???) be read as an allegory for sexual abuse and are calling anyone who interprets it that way dumb and "lacking in media literacy"... beloved i think you're the one who lacks media literacy </3

[bellathechildbitch]

Hi,its very nice to see you again.!I was wondering if I could get an matchup(Bnha,Slashers &DL)?Im a 5"4,female,kinda chubby,bi(prefrence for guys) and INFP.Im usually the kind of bake sale mom friend who is kinda overprotectiv.I have had experience where people would call me a manipulator or a liar and I dont want to experience it again therefor I am sometimes more nice than I should be.(1/2)-❤

I match you with....

Bakugo

💥As I was thinking about this I realized you and bakugo have so much in common 👀 our little boom boom boy love your height... Which means he will tease you! In a good way...

💥He may be a bitch buttt he loves you. When be hears people calling you a manipulator he will go ballistic on them. He will protect you no matter the cost

💥When you do have your episodes he will be there with you all the time. He will get anything you need/want. Bakugo just doesn't want to see you sad :(

💥 Surprisingly Baku boi likes to bake as well. But if you tell any of his friends he will be so flustered >:(

💥I feel like if you taught Bakugo origami he would get mad and end if ripping the paper up. But if ya tell him to calm that faq down and tell him to try again. Only knows how to make a paper swan

💥If you do need to practice doing make up ... Hes your little practice dummy

💥He will get very blushie... But when you are done he would say it looks stupid but 👉👈 he actually likes it

💥 Bakugo is and interesting species but he will love and adore you even tho he has a bitchy attitude he's a teddy bear 😤😊

Jason

🔪Stabby baby man

🔪Okay let's just say your guy's height difference 😍 smol bby and tol bby

🔪Let be honest if I shipped you with any other slasher and they heard someone call you a manipulator or a lier they won't be um... Alive anymore 😒 just a quick blow with his machete to the head they will be sleeping ... Forever

🔪You being clingy and him being clingy is just great. When jason ain't Killin them teenagers y'all will be cuddling 😊

🔪Even tho he doesn't speak... Like at all... He will back you up in your arguments. And if the person you are arguing with tell ya ur wrong he will flash his machete at them just as a little "warning"

🔪sjsjdk if you cry Jason will start crying too :( he hates seeing you sad

🔪But when ya have your bad days he will be there for you. He will take you on a walk around the lake if it would help you. But when he isn't with you and ur having a bad day he left you a few presents on your night stand (like little flowers, or jewellery from victims. DONT WORRY JASON WASHES THEM BEFORE GIVING THEM TO YOU) those presents are like him saying "I know I might not be there at the moment but I want to remind you that I love you and you can get through this" :')

🔪Pls pls Plsssss bake for this baby. He will be so happy with anything you bake for him 🙏 don't let him help you.... He will not likely burn like a spoon or some shit

🔪Jason adores your makeup skills. But this bby is to shy to let you do ur makeup on him 👉👈 he is insecure about his face. Give him time and he will let you eventually

🔪Sigh. Y'all would be so god damn cute together 😭 I personally ship you with himmmmMMM

Azusa

🦇Sigh.... This bby

🦇He relates to you emotionally and mentally. As you might know his childhood wasn't the greatest... And left a mental scar. But him seeing you get called those stupid names makes him mad. Azusa couldn't stand up for himself back then but he finds the courage to stick up for you and protect you. 😭😍

🦇At times depression overcomes Azusa and he gets name called or harassed. And you standing up for him makes him feel worthy. Worthy of being your Significant Other.

🦇He agrees with everything you say. And when you get political he will be there cheering you on

🦇When you do have your bad days. Of course he will think it's his fault and will offer you to hurt him but when he realizes it's not his fault he will cuddle you and never let you go. He so scared of losing you:(

🦇He likes your origami skills. He most likely will keep every piece you made 👉👈

🦇Enjoys watching you do your make up. But he won't let you do it on him. He doesn't want to be teased by his brothers :(

🦇ummm baking would... Be a bit... Hectic. azusa would most likely burn himself of purpose and then you would have to watch him and it just crazy. but he would die for your baked goods 😍

🦇In general he's good emotional and physically for ya! Just... Watch him sometimes we don't need our baby hurting himself...

(IM SORRY I PROMISED TO DO THIS YESTERDAY BUT MY POWER WENT OUT BECAUSE OF A WIND STORM >:( I DIDNT GET MY WIFI BACK UNTIL LIKE 3 AM !! IM SO SORRYYYYYYYYY 😭🙏 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. IT MIGHT SEEM I WAS JUST BEING LAZY BUT I SWEAR EVERYTIME I TRIED TO WRITE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. :( BUT I HOPED YOU ENJOYED!? 🥺)