#im not faking an accent. i AM floridian. i know it's something i had and then lost after a couple months of living here

[werehamburglar]

speaking of voices. my accent keeps coming back when im manning the phone at work. usually between the hours of 4:30-6. but only on the phone. so it'll be, y'know, something resembling a southern accent (florida cracker variant) in like a treacle-sweet customer service tone and then an immediate turn to grab the ticket, mark the time, and tell my coworker my arms are itchy from the tomatoes with my voice dropped an octave and NO ACCENT. what the fuck am i doing