#im joking im in 'hasnt slept for some reason' brain

[unironicallytes]

I'm scribbling down Dark Brotherhood faith and ritual lore for my own headcanons, but in the spirit of Oblivion Being The Way That It Is (very absurd), part of me almost wants to just interrupt this list of very serious evil cult rituals with like

Office potluck style birthday parties for Dark Siblings which hold no solemn religious significance whatsoever

They play pin the tail on the minotaur and everyone signs a birthday card. The birthday-haver gets a 25 septim gift card to The Foaming Flask. Sometimes Lucien even shows up with pizza and cheap beer (do not tell HR)