#im horny! and sad
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I neeeeeeed to follow more people on here!! If you know of some folks who run blogs that are primarily nfsw and don't reblog/post stolen content, send their username my way!! I can't promise I'll follow everybody, but I'd love to get some new faces on my dash 馃┓馃┓馃┓
#bitts posts#now that im jobless i keep opening the app every 20 minutes and being sad when there's no new posts#i need distractions!! i need horniness!!!
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it's been dead for a long time you're gonna have to catch it up
#nnstuff#nnart#benbeck#nnoc#groe caluna#groe and maureno are good for when im feeling sad + mildly horny.
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Nobody tells you the downside of fauxcest kinks, getting attached to anyone that gives you the attention you didn't get growing up
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Doods...
Silly dumb comic made for literally just for like one tiny part.
#red vs blue#rvb#rvb simmons#rvb grif#rvb donut#rvb caboose#i think most of the comm is on the 'caboose has floofy hair' train and i can vibe with that#OKay so I just saw this funny RvB Outtake with Gus doing a Simmon's line but it went off the rails and im dying#It just turned into dick sucking jokes and someone (maybe joel? i dunno) was like 'What is it with you and dicks and mouths today Gus?'#and in the most Simmons-eques honest/soft/sad/quiet he was just 'I'm Horny' - the delivery just made me cackle#they sound oddly different when they don't have the helmet filter on#anywho enjoy this silly dumb comic
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i need to be horny abt sh again. what abt joel bdubs. joel is clean & has been for a while but bdubs doesnt know this, and when joel begs to suck dubs dick, bdubs says ew no i dont want ur mouth on my dick, jerk me off instead but then he sees the scars and like makes joel hold his arms together and fucks between his arms like its a fucking textured fleshlight. bdubs is making fun of him the whole time & tells him next time you do it think of me. bc bdubs is a fucked up little freak. (now joel knows why ethos sh scars were so bad)
#mine#block men#self harm#sorry abt this im sad but horny. this is how im coping. jdhdjdb#& i will continue this i just. forgor what j was gonna say next.
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i need them to meet again when starscream had this form they were their baddest bitch selves.
i needed them to proceed to make out and i needed starscream to ride megatron's spike like a surf board idk
#megastar#starscream has the 'i know it's big' look on his face when they meet again#sorry drunk in love is their song and i was listening to it#and i honestly think they should've met again - and i think if writers commited to it they would've ended up conjunxed#oh well - i can only imagine starscream and megatron being a very intimate and lovely couple#also im sorry for the horniness#im writing a sad fic about megatron reacting to finding out about starscream's death while he's on the lost light
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