#im going to be so real i haven't seen heathers but i have listened to the musical soundtrack like 40 times

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HI i am slinking into your inbox immediately to ask for beymane couple's costume for halloween... i could see them going all-out tbqh o:

HI omg thank you. beymane the couple of all time truly!!!!!

"I'm sorry," L said, as politely as he could. "Who are you meant to be?" Misa was wearing a dark brown wig -- a bob, shoulder length -- and some sort of 80s suit-and-skirt getup. Beyond has slicked back his hair and put on a dark leather jacket. He actually did not look particularly different from how he normally did. She was clinging to his arm, her whole body pressed along the length of his, so close it felt almost uncomfortable to watch, despite the fact that they were fully clothed in the middle of Light's living room. Beyond had a bottle dangling from one hand which they were inexplicably passing between the two of them. L had considered pointing out that there were plenty more in the kitchen, but presumably they were aware and this was all part of their attempt to merge into the same physical form. If anyone could manage this, it was them. "How have you not seen Heathers?" Beyond asked. "You should. You love the eighties and murders." "Right." L wasn't entirely sure what to say to that. It wasn't inaccurate. "No, I have. It's just -- you said you picked your favourite romance?"

They stared at him, as if he were the one who was failing to understand something.

"Okay," said L. He took a sip from his own beer, which he was not sharing with anyone. "That's fine. You look --" He cut himself off. He'd almost said fantastic, but at the last moment it occurred to him that one or the other would absolutely take this as flirtation and kill him in his sleep. "It suits you, actually."

[fearlessreid]

Bad Idea, right?

a/n: yeah yeah steve won the poll, enjoy.

pairing: steve harrington x reader

summary: you and king steve have been broken up for 6 months, will that distaste you feel for him manifest into sexual tension when you see him at a party?

warnings: SMUT 18+. swearing. unprotected sex (pls wrap it up, especially with your ex) piv sex

2K words (not proofread)

obv based off of olivia’s song

Six months ago I broke up with ‘king steve’, he would tell you that it's because there was a ‘lack of chemistry’ which we all know is a lie, the real reason is because all he could care about was partying and his stupid, stupid hair.

Im sitting at my vanity applying lip gloss, getting ready for another one of carol perkins end of year summer kickoff parties, it's honestly just an excuse for the jocks to hook up with the band geeks and then blame it on the alcohol.

“Okay so Tommy is going to be there, despite it being carols party and they broke up right after prom” my best friend, heather rants. I nod my head and continue applying my makeup. Heather continues “But Tommy told me to keep an eye out for him so I think he wants to hook up and- you are so not listening”

I sigh “I am, I just have bigger things to worry about” I say and heather scoffs “right because worrying about being at a party with steve harrington for the first time in months is so important” she sasses and I roll my eyes.

“Oh please like I could give a shit about king steve and his hair that would explode if I held a lighter to it”. Heather laughs “you totally give a shit,” “nope now hand me the hairspray”

At the party, I stand by a staircase, nursing a cup of jungle juice in my hand, watching across the room as Heather has her tongue down tommys throat.

A hand taps my shoulder and I look at the culprit. Peter Marco, the cute boy from my algebra class, once upon a time, long before Steve harrington, I had a crush on peter, that crush being fizzled out by the charm of king steve.

He smiles, his dimple showing “hey, haven't seen you in a hot second” he says and i smile back, “yeah, I took a break from the whole party thing”. For the next half an hour, I talked with Peter, he's cute and he's funny, he's the type of guy I should want.

Our peaceful conversations get interrupted by a boy yelling “king steve is in the building” and everyone starts chanting and cheering. I roll my eyes and walk into the kitchen, I did not need this.

I down at least 3 more cups of jungle juice, the sugar is rotting my teeth and the alcohol is going right into my bloodstream, it's only 10:00 pm and I am completely wasted.

I walk to go use the bathroom. My head is spinning. I bump into someone and the next thing I can comprehend is their drink now on my dress, my light pink dress. I look up and his eyes burn into mine, the man of the hour, Steven William Harrington.

“You absolute idiot look what you did” I yell. I pushed past him and ended up in the second floor bathroom. I locked the door and took a wet towel to try to scrub the drink out of my dress.

There's a knock at the door. “Occupied” I called out and took a seat on the toilet seat. “Open up” Steve calls from the other side of the door. I roll my eyes “go away” I yell and go back to scrubbing at my dress.

“I brought a tide stick, let me in” he says, an undertone of annoyance. I hesitantly open the door and let him in. He comes in and closes the door.

I sit back down on the toilet seat and he bends down on his knees and tries to take out the stain with the tide stick. It doesn't work and I sigh frustratedly. “I'll pay for dry cleaning, don't get your panties in a twist”

His comment makes me scoff “you see? Comments like those are why I dumped your ass”. “You're wasted” he says and i laugh “so what”, he sighs “so i'm taking you home, I haven't drank anything tonight”

I shake my head “i'm not going anywhere with you, plus im here with heather”. Now it's steves turn to laugh “heather left with tommy like 15 minutes ago, let me take you home, no funny business, i promise”

I get into his car and we drive in silence and we pass my street “steve that was my street “what the fuck”, he smiles and shakes his head “youre parents would kill you if you showed up this sloshed, and i meant what i said, no funny business”

My eyes burn into him “fine”

I walk into the Harrington home and the memories start flooding in, the good and the bad. Steve guides me to his room and lays me on the bed. “You'll take the bed, I'm staying in the guest room” and explains. “Stay” I basically beg

I make room for him on the bed and he lays next to me. He's taken off his shirt and changed into his pyjama pants and I steal one of his shirts to sleep in.

All I can notice is his pants low on his hips, his toned v line. my thighs press together. The rational part of my brain is trying to talk but all im hearing is ‘blah blah blah’

I can feel Steve's eyes on me,he's right next to me, I feel the heat of his body lingering on mine, the tension is unbearable.

“Fuck it” i mutter under my breath, i straddle steves hips and his eyes widen “what are you doin-” i cut him off by placing my lips on his, he tenses but melts into the kiss, his hands finding my waist.

The kiss heats up as I grind my hips into his. Steve pulls away and I whine. “You are drunk, we can't” he says and i shake my head “i sobered the minute i walked into this house” i say and peck his lips.

Steve contemplates and is at a mental war with himself. He mutters a “fuck it” and smashes his lips back into mine and my hips immediately find his again and he lets out a groan.

“This is such a bad idea” I mutter against his lips. He flips us so he's on top and pushes my shirt up and kisses down my chest and stomach until he reaches the waistband on my underwear. “Steve please we don't have time for that just put it in me” I beg, Steve nods and takes off his sleep plants to reveal his cock.

My mouth waters at the sight “fuck ive missed your cock so much”, steve smirks and takes off my underwear to reveal my glistening cunt. He groans at the sight and lines up his cock with my folds as he rubs the tip of his cock through them.

My back arches as I moan “please steve, no teasing”. He slides it slowly into me and we both moan at the feeling. He allows me to adjust until I give him the okay. He pumps slowly and I wrap my legs around his waist bringing him closer. It shouldn't feel this intimate, I can't hear my thoughts screaming. This is a bad idea.

His thrusts get sloppy. Signalling that he's close and he sneaks his hand down to my clit and starts rubbing at the nub.

Steve cums first, his hips stuttering and he breathes heavily as he cums, I finish seconds after him, my body tensing with pleasure.

As we both come down from our highs, my thoughts run wild, what the hell just happened.

Steve pulls out of me and watches his cum drip out of me. As the post orgasm haze dissipates my eyes widen “steve we forgot to use a condom”

He freezes and panic sets into his face “oh fuck”

[incorrectmyfriendquotes]

Who should you fight: Our friends edition

Eli: You can look at this one of two ways. Either Eli will straight up just kick your ass and you'll have a bad time. He knows more about fighting than you and probably has some pent up emotions he needs to get out. On the other hand, if you catch him in a good mood he'll fight fair and you'll probably learn a thing or two. So it's really your call on this one.

Sarah: Absolutely Not. Sarah can and will kick your ass. She's very strong and not afraid of you. Also once Sarah kicks your ass Eli will also kick your ass so its a lose lose. Everybody will remember you as the dumbass who thought they could fight Sarah and live.

Shelby: No doubt you could take her in a fight. She's weak as fuck, even if she does have a little muscle definition in her arms at any given moment, she has no power to back it up. Although you might make her cry which is hard for some people to deal with. She'll ultimately thank you for humbling her so I'd say go for it if you think you can take the emotional toll.

Ethan: I'm not saying you should fight ethan. He's pretty strong and I don't see him taking it easy on you if you start a fight. Especially don't start something about Lydia or his family. I haven't seen Ethan actually mad but I think it'd be pretty scary. So maybe just steer clear of this one all together.

Lydia: NO. Do you want to die. You god damn idiot. If you pick a fight with Lydia you are now automatically fighting Ethan And Shelby and probably everyone else. You Will Lose. Just don't do it. Why would you even want to? You monster.

Chloe: This is very similar to Lydia. Don't be stupid. Everyone would willingly die for Chloe much less ruin your shitty day. They'd love to destroy you for so much assaying something rude to Chloe so good fucking luck. Also Chloe may be small but I think she could do some damage herself before anyone else even enters the picture.

Isaac C: I have mixed feelings about this one. On the one hand I think a good fight could really help Isaac get his life together. He's always talking about wanting to beat the shit out of people. But losing a fight would be a real blow to his self esteem. So maybe fight Isaac and let him win? Don't make it obvious that you let him win. And don't fight him if you're just going to ruin his day.

Destry: Please don't fight Destry. Destry is my baby boy and also has some pent up shit theyre dealing with that i think they would take out on you. Even if they didn't win the fight you'd feel worse about yourself for being the placeholder for shitty parents. Just. Don't.

Grace: Grace is tall which is good for her in a fight but shes skinny and not as healthy as she could be. So maybe you could take her in a physical fight but why would you want to. Sit down and have a civil discussion with her instead, I assure you that you'll both enjoy that much more.

Bailey: Bailey is a bad ass and I wouldn't cross her. She seems nice and she wears pink a lot but there's something intimidating there and I just wouldn't recommend trying to start something.She might imagine your someone she has a real problem with and then Look Out. Stay away from Bailey unless you're looking to provide a good friendship to her, it's what she deserves.

Ollie: Ollie may want you to fight her. If she says this, go ahead. I can't stop her from making these decisions and maybe a single fight would be good for you both. Be careful, she too is very strong and harbors a hatred for a parent that could easily be unleashed on you. You can fight her but carefully!

Patrick (Atlas): Patrick may say they want you to beat them up but like. Don't. Aren't they going through enough already? Don't fight Atlas. Listen to their songs and give them a blanket and go to steak n shake with them. It's so much easier that way. Everyone wins.

Isaac B: What the FUCK is wrong with you. Why would you do this? Fuck you. First off, wise guy, Isaac B is in Pennsylvania so Im not sure how you think you're gonna pull this fight off anyway. Secondly, what has he ever done wrong in his life to warrant you fighting him? Hint: Nothing. Leave this Front Bottom loving bird boy alone!

Rai: No no no! Rai is an angel! Anyone on this list would have your head for even suggesting a fight with Rai. Are you prepared to fight everyone else on this list, Scott Pilgrim seven evil exes style? I know you aren't so just go home buddy. It's not worth it.

Jesse: Please fight Jesse! He's a horrible little goblin man and should just be fought on principal. All he does is terrorize and bully me after all I've done for him. Kick his twink looking ass!! He's scrawny! It will be an easy fight, although he does get an attack bonus if radiohead is playing, so make sure to prepare for that.

Heather: You know what? Go ahead. Fight Heather. She wants to fuck bowser AND donkey kong and so I really can't defend her actions any longer. Just go for it my guy. She is still good so don't be too hard on her but definitely go for it.

Chr*st*an P*tts: He's not really a 'friend' but fight this guy. He deserves it more than anyone. You won't win. He's often close to death as it is and the closer he is to death the less he has to lose. e fears no gods and certainly doesn't fear a mortal like yourself. But I urge you to fight him anyway. Please. Someones got to.

All in all... Maybe don't fight our friends? It just doesn't seem like it would work out for you /: