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[wroteasongabouther]

fratboy!harry - part 5

so i think this is my favourite part thus far, yay angst and jealousy!! also thanks again and again for all the love i’m getting is truly inspiring me to write more so keep it coming lol.. as per usual, my ask box is open for blurb ideas, questions, etc.

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“How is it that last weekend I literally dragged you into a frat party and now this weekend you’re taking me to another one?” Jessica questions while looking into the full length mirror in your room. She was stuck between the body suit she had or the one you offered her. Only difference between the two were that one laced up in front and one didn’t - tough decision right?

“James helped me out, thought the least I could do was come to this party for him,” you state as you did up your necklace.

“So some guy helped you with some assignment and you’re gunna suck him off after some he gives you booze?”

“Jessica! No!” you shout at your outrageous best friend. Jess really was something else.

“Just saying, that’s probably his plan,” she shrugs and plays with her curly hair.

“James is nice,” you state.

“Sure,” she rolls her eyes and tosses you the body suit she decided against obviously. “Let’s go, I need liquor and boys a-sap,”

Weekend number two being back at ASU and you were walking across a stupidly green front lawn to yet another large frat house. This was a trend you really didn’t want to get into, you thought while seeing some guys shoving a bottle of rum into someone else’s hands - and then he chugged it. You nearly gagged while following Jess into the foyer. 

“Y/N,” you turn at the sound of James’s voice. He was sitting on the stairs, a few guys along side him, and had that toothy grin on his face. 

“Was he waiting for you?” Jess whispers as James stands up. 

You lean towards her, “that’s kinda weird right?” Jess nods in reply as James joins the two of you. “James, this is my friend Jessica,” you introduce them. 

“Hey,” James nods to her before his eyes fall back to you. Well, that was kinda rude. You smile, a fake one, as you notice how glossy his eyes are. 

“Hi,” you say. 

“Yo! James!” One of the guys whom was sitting at the stairs gets up and grabs ahold of his shoulders roughly, “let’s go play some pong man, gotta show all these losers who’s king of this place!” 

“Are you like apart of this frat of something?” You question, eyebrows furrowed and arms crossed while trying to figure out James. 

He smirks, “oh yeah, Zeta Psi!” He yells and gets a roar from around the house in return. “Come, you can watch me beat some ass in pong,” James says while leading the way to the living room where all the furniture was pushed to the sides and some tables were set up in the middle of the room. 

“I thought you said he was nice,” Jess mutters under her breath. 

“He was,” you say but end up rolling your eyes as James starts yelling like a wild frat boy he actually was. 

And that’s how you ended up at yet another shitty frat party with a bottle of shitty beer in hand while sitting watching James play beer pong. He would turn around and wink at you from time to time. And each time you’d raise the bottle you hadn’t drank one sip of and give him a tight smile. This was definitely a side of James you weren’t a fan of, that was for sure. You turn to Jess, who was distracted by some guy, of course, before looking down at your phone. 

You had a text from Thomas, who was swamped with homework, and a few different snaps too. One from Thomas as well, a picture of all his work out captioned ‘love spending my friday nights like this’. The next was from an old friend, Alex, his was a video of some party back home. You smiled, snapping him back with the caption ‘miss you’. And finally, one was from Harry.

You tap his name and see a picture of you sitting on the couch. Shaking your head, you look up to where the photo must’ve been taken but don’t find Harry. He was such a creep, you thought with a smile on your lips. 

It only took one more wink from James and your first sip of beer to realize how much you hated sitting in the living room. You sigh and wait till James is busy before turning to Jessica.

“I’m going to go find a better drink than this beer,” you say to Jessica before standing up and walking out of the room. It took you a few minutes, but after some shoving you got to the kitchen.

You hadn’t stopped thinking about the fact Harry was at this frat party too. You wanted to bump into him. Maybe even just text or snap him to tell him to meet you, but you over thought it fast and ended up just opening the fridge. Taking a lesson from Jessica, of course, and looking for something other than beer to drink. Unfortunately you don’t find anything but beer.

“Did you need a drink?” A unfamiliar face asks as you close the fridge. Some random guy is holding a red solo cup out for you.

“Thanks,” you mutter and take the drink. You did it to be polite, smiling at the guy before setting down the beer you had.

“What’s your name?” He asks. And here you are again, holding back an eye roll as another guy tries to hit on you.

“Hey,” Harry walks up from behind you and grabs the red cup from your hands so roughly nearly half of it spills to the floor beneath you. You have to move your sneakers quickly so they don’t get soaked. Looking at Harry you see he’s glaring at the boy who just gave you the drink. “Leave the party, and if I see you at another, I won’t be as nice,” he barks and has the poor guy shaking before he runs off. 

“Hey,” you say slowly as Harry turns his back to you and pours out the cup. 

“Didn’t take you as a dumb one, little bird,” Harry states, his voice still bitter. 

“What?” You question, eyebrows pulled together. 

He turns back around and throws the cup on the counter beside him, “you were really gunna take that random drink from a random guy and drink it, yeh?” 

“No,” you shot back. 

“Then why’d yeh take it?” 

“Cause I was being polite, I was going to do the same thing you just did once he left me alone,” you explain with narrowed eyes at Harry, you cross your arms too for good measure. Did he really think you were that stupid?

Harry doesn’t respond to you, instead he too crosses his arms and leans back against the counter. He shuffles his feet out in front of him, his shoes knocking into yours. You drop your arms back to yours sides and push your hair to one side, fixing it while Harry’s eyes follow your movement. There goes the butterflies in your stomach yet again from those green eyes on you. 

“Thought you didn’t come to this parties?” Harry questions, his voice is soft again thankfully. 

“I was invited,” you shrug. 

“Still need a drink?” Harry asks, looking around the kitchen - you follow his gaze and recognize Eddy from across the room. You don’t have to reply, Harry already has Eddy walking over with Brandon and Quinn in tow. 

“Hey, missy, good to see ya again,” Eddy says as he walks up to you with a gorgeous smile on his face. 

“You too,” you smile. 

Eddy takes off his backpack and hands it to Harry, who reaches in and takes out a bottle of vodka and sprite as well as his own red solo cup too. Guess he was a vet at these types of parties after all. You flow into conversation with Eddy as Harry makes yours drink. Once the drink is in your hand and you have a good long sip, you thank Harry in a soft voice only he can hear. 

 He nods, his hand reaching up and brushing your lower back just barely. It’s like your body is on fire and you have chills all at once with his hand on your body. You have to recollect yourself and inhale deeply before taking another sip of your drink. 

“Y/N, you should’ve seen it,” Eddy begins to hollow out laughter before he can even tell you his story, “Harry just about ate shit one our way up the lawn, slipped right on the grass,” 

“Oh my god,” you have to cover your mouth to not laugh loudly, imagining Harry being clumsy was a funny thought that’s for sure. 

“Good thing he’s not like that out on the field,” Brandon says. 

“The field?” You question. 

“Football,” Harry states, his eyes solely on you even though his friends are right there too. You can’t handle his stare, your body was still burning from the brief touching it seemed. 

“Does he mean soccer or football?” You ask the boys, your voice is a hush tone that you’re well aware Harry can hear. You’ve proven right as he bumps you with his hip, causing you to chuckle as he pouts at you. At this time Harry refills your cup too, making your second drink a bit more hefty on the vodka.

“M’right here, ya know,” he says.

“Yeah, I know,” you mimic his British accent, which earns you some laughs from his friends too. “It’s called soccer here, H,” you add with a smug look. 

Harry just shakes his head a little and smiles before lifting his beer to his lips. You watch him, the smug look still on your face. Harry’s eyes don’t leave you and there’s that tension all over again. But then, all that tension is ruined as someone else joins the small group of you in the kitchen. You turn and see James standing there, he takes his time to give all three of the guys a threatening look before he looks at you and grins.

“You disappeared on me,” James states. 

“Yeah,” you nod, “I needed another drink and ran into some friends,” you say while gesturing around at Harry and his friends. 

James looks at Harry, who got even closer to you within the time here in the kitchen. “Harry, good of you to show up buddy,” James says. You know there’s something you’re missing from the sarcasm dripping from James’s words - Harry definitely wasn’t his buddy with the glare he got in return.

You swallow the lump in your throat as James’s eyes fall back onto you. It’s perfect timing really, unbelievable actually - cause then another someone new walks into the kitchen with her heels clicking against the tile flooring. You hear Eddy curse under his breath and Quinn chuckles as you turn and look to see who was causing all this. You didn’t need to ask as you saw her, blazing red hair and tight clothes as if she was going to a club. She was looking straight at Harry too.

You stand straight, ignoring the tenseness of Harry beside you as Lindsey stops just beside James. She smirks at Harry, “told you I’d make it,” she says before stepping forward - not caring she nearly steps on you - and wraps her arms around Harry’s neck. It’s all slow motion again as she leans forward and plants a kiss to his cheek, causing your heart to ache with the simple gesture.

“Hey, Linds,” Harry mutters. And that was enough of that. You look away and see James is staring at you, his eyebrows pulled together tight. 

“Want to go for a walk?” James asks you, and with her in the corner of you eyes and her hands all over Harry - you nod quickly and step forward to James.

You don’t have to look back to know Harry’s smugness is gone. But he had Lindsey here, he invited her, and he had her wrapped around him now. You look up briefly at Eddy and see he’s giving you a half smile, nodding once before you walk past him. Just as you make it towards the back patio doors, Jessica comes up and grabs ahold of your elbow. 

“Where are you going?” She questions, her voice low as James stops and watches you. 

“For a walk,” you shrug. 

“What’s wrong?” She knows you too well. 

You nod your head towards the kitchen and she looks over. The moment she finds the problem, her face twists up. You don’t want to see what Lindsey and Harry were like. You didn’t want to think about the fact he had some girl. He had you thinking maybe he liked you or something, but he was a frat boy after all - typically they were all whores, right?

“I’ve got it,” Jess smirks and before you can say something she’s walking off into the kitchen. You watch her stop up beside Eddy and say something, Lindsey glares at her instantly. 

“You guys aren’t dating, are you?” James asks, you look over and see he’s looking at Harry. You glance back just as Harry’s arm wraps around Lindsey - his hand tight on her hip. You felt sick. 

“No,” you answer and turn back to James. He grins, holding out his hand for you to take and you do while stepping into the backyard.

James is nice then, when it’s just the two of you. He shows the quiet sweet grinning side of him you knew from class. It’s only ruined when he’s frat brothers would see him, scream their stupid frat name and get drunk James riled up again. You’d slouch in your seat and watch him interact with his friends, acting like you’re not even there - and in that moment you go back to thinking of that bitch redhead and her hands on Harry.

“Did you want to head back in?” James asks, his buddies were obviously waiting on him to get back to the party, “you can be on my flip cup team,” he adds with a smile. 

“Uh, no I’m alright actually,” you say. 

“Oh,” James pauses and gives his friends a look before they walk back into the house without him. He takes a few seconds to collect himself it seems, straightening out his shirt and moving just slightly closer to you. Once his eyes find yours again, you can see the meaning behind them. “You’re quite beautiful, you know that, Y/N?” James tries sweet talking you, and it doesn’t work one bit. 

You give him a smile though, “thanks, James,” you say. 

He leans in and you knew this moment was coming. Holding your breath, you try and think it through but then his lips are on yours. Tasting like shit beer and fireball whiskey. It was just a stupid kiss at a stupid frat party, it didn’t mean a thing to you. You kept thinking such thing as James kissed you, his hand finding the back of your head as he tries to deepen the kiss. Only as his tongue sweeps out on your lips, you pull back from him.

You look down at your lap, toying with your hands. “Look, James, I’m just not like that girl who you just make out with at some party,” you state and look back up to see him utterly confused. Guess the frat boy had never been declined on a make out session before.

“Oh,” he says.

“I’m going to go, thanks for inviting me though,” you wave while standing up.

“Uh, yeah, you’re welcome,” 

You walk back into the house and look for Jessica immediately. Glancing at your phone, you are about to call her when you hear her instead. Looking up, you see she’s sitting in the kitchen area with Eddy and Harry too. You bite the inside of your cheek as you look at Harry. Lindsey was nowhere to be seen, but you had a feeling she wouldn’t far from Harry for too long.

“Can we go?” You whisper to Jessica while grabbing her arm and pulling her away from Eddy. 

“What happened? Are you okay?” She asks, your lips curl up at her worried tone. Then you glance over her shoulder and see Harry glaring.

“Why are you so mad?” you ask, not even wanting to talk to him since he clearly had his eyes for Lindsey since she showed up but you couldn’t help it. Harry rolls his eyes at you - he really had the nerve. You narrow you eyes at him. “What is it?” You pester him for an answer.

“Just didn’t take you as that kinda girl, little bird,” Harry bites out each word. 

“You’re not my boyfriend, Harry, you don’t get to be angry at me for kissing another guy,” you’re blurting out before you can think twice about it. Harry narrows his eyes back at you. 

“Well aware I’m not your boyfriend, just thought you had better standards,” Harry says - his voice wasn’t as soft and friendly as it was before. It hurt you.

“Oh shut up like you can say shit about standards! Go text Lindsey or whatever her fucking name is, sure she’ll warm your bed tonight,” you shout and before you can embarrass yourself some more Jessica is grabbing your arm and walking you to the door. 

As the warm air hits you, so do your emotions. Jessica is soothing you, rubbing your arm while she works on getting you two a ride back to campus. You blabber on about how shit the night was and how shit James was and how shit Harry was - everything was just shit. Jessica tries to keep your spirits up, but then you stop walking about a block away from the house and pout as tears threaten to fall. What had just happened and when did you get so freaking drunk?

“I fucked up, Jess,” you cried. 

“It’ll be okay, babe, I promise,” she says while wrapping her arms around you. 

[mrbronzeskull]

Lmao answer them all and good luck ;)

I’m reblogging this, sans readmore, as it was brought to my attention that for at least one person, everything under that just didn’t show up. I humbly beg forgiveness for putting such a huge chunk of text on everyones dash.Spacey, you cheeky sod. I swear this is like the second time you’ve done this. (I both love and hate you for it) Here we fucking go: THIS TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF TO DO 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?I don’t exactly get physical with folks so I have to assume it was my ex, several months ago.2. Are you outgoing or shy?Shy, Bi and ready to die3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?@gpumidnazora​, some day.4. Are you easy to get along with?I guess so? Not very argumentative, very quiet, tell bad jokes.5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I’d like to think so.6. What kind of people are you attracted to?All of them. More feminine aligned folks usually but super masc folks and androgynous peeps have totally taken my breath away too. Less general note, nerdy folk who I can obsess over something with. 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?I mean, I’m in one now and while it does have a massive issue because of distance, I’d like to think we can tough it out.8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?My girlfriend.9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?A little, I get flustered easily if im not super close with folks.10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?Fuck, uh, myself? I often have super deep conversations that I should probably talk to a therapist or someone about just aloud to myself. But if that isnt an acceptable answer, @gpumidnazora​ takes the cake.11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“Oh hell, I thought I said hi when I got home and was all like ‘huh, she hasn’t replied, guess she’s already asleep” after I goofed up on letting my gf know I got home on time.12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?OH! I got one from just this morning! Let’s Face It I’m Cute by 11 Acorn Lane.Aside from that I’ve been all nostalgic lately so Mr Brightside by The KillersTeenage Dirtbag by WheatusGoodbye Stranger by SupertrampEverytime We Touch by Cascada13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?Yes. Please do. I’m a big sucker for this. Or any physical affection really. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Miracles not so much but its real hard to not think of things as lucky or unlucky for me15. What good thing happened this summer?I got plenty of hours at work! 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Nope. No. Nuh. There’s two girls it might be and neither of those would be a good choice.17. Do you think there is life on other planets?I mean, it’s literally either that or we are completely alone in the entire universe. Which seems far more terrifying to me. So yeah. But I’m always thinking like microbial or basic life, rather than you know, aliens replete with UFOs and such.18. Do you still talk to your first crush?Nah, havent talked to her in years.19. Do you like bubble baths?I almost always shower, too big for the bath really.20. Do you like your neighbors?Fuck dude I dont even know my neighbours21. What are you bad habits?God, what isnt? Nail biting, snacking, bad sleep schedule, shower delays, then too long in the shower, generally messy22. Where would you like to travel?Canada, Tokyo, America, Brazil, Europe, New Zealand. Anywhere with snow23. Do you have trust issues?Yes? I’m not all that open. Until I am and it’s like BAM HERE’S MY ENTIRE LIFE STORY which is too much typically.24. Favorite part of your daily routine?Jerkin’ it just soooo right. Kidding. Mostly. Anytime cuddling my cat while catching up on Youtube videos is great.25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?My back. just all of that. Beats out the chewed nails and the flab and the face any time.26. What do you do when you wake up?Regret27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?Darker. But I’m such a shut in so that aint happening. Least it looks alright next to my paper white sister28. Who are you most comfortable around?Myself. Or my good friend Emily Mac, the @keepingitreluctant​ that you all know and love29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?One, and boy that was a fucking nightmare of a time.30. Do you ever want to get married?Not really? I mean, tax benefits are nice but I don’t care for it much.31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?Nah, or at least it’s the shittiest ponytail ever, though my hair is the longest it’s probably ever been.32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?I’d take a spin with pretty much anyone because dang most of them are hella good looking plus all that money you could earn through scandalous details afterwards. 33. Spell your name with your chin.zxzbnldyu. Perfect, nailed it. Funnily enough it’s pronounced ‘Ashley’34. Do you play sports? What sports?I played, emphasis on the ‘ed’, soccer (football) and tennis and fencing!35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV, easy. I listen to music way more than I watch TV.36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Who hasn’t? Though I have an awful habit of fallin in love with folks when I see them if they catch my eye. All the time. Everyone just looks so dang good and cute.37. What do you say during awkward silences?I’m more of a creator of awkward silences than an ender. Yay for being bad at simple conversation.38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Aw jeez. I mean I’m tempted to earn brownie points by just describing my lovely girlfriend. But if I had to draw up an ideal, I guess just a real sweet cutie who’s down for cuddling and playing games, preferably nice and short, all adorable and fun sized! Short hair is a plus.39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?I don’t shop often. So I guess Robinsons bookshop, EB games and Zing? is that the name of that store filled with ‘nerdy’ junk that’s like partnered with EB?40. What do you want to do after high school?Fuck man I went through high school not knowing and I still have no idea41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?I give so many second chances. Multiple.  But it does depend on the action. If you hurt me, no matter how much or how often, I’ll let it slide (possibly because I have 0 self respect) but if you fuck with my mates or are just a despicable person in general I will only give you a couple chances.42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m almost always pretty quiet. but if i go silent mid conversation it probably means I’m trying to turn something that just got said into a really lame dad joke.43. Do you smile at strangers?yes and no. If I’m interacting with them or like they pass by and its only the two of us I’ll happily put on a (hopefully not creepy) smile but I won’t have a smile plastered on my face walking through a crowd.44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?Space. Definitely. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?At the moment, the need to get to work46. What are you paranoid about?People finding out about the murders This and that, usual dark secrets.47. Have you ever been high?Yup and it was eh, I laughed at all sorts of junk but I got serious cottonmouth and had all sorts of gaps in my memory, even worse than normal which was scary.48. Have you ever been drunk?Plenty of times and I think I’m probably 50/50 on if i threw up or not.49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?Recently? I did get Maccas for dinner and pretend that I wasnt hungry when I got home after a rough day at workLess recently I fucked up in a life changing way that no one else knows of and I don’t know what to do about that.50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Black51. Ever wished you were someone else?Again, who hasn’t? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Add a couple zeros to the end of my bank balance would be nice. But physically? Clean up my fucking back. 53. Favourite makeup brand?Afraid I really don’t know anything about any of them enough to make a judgement call. 54. Favourite store?Zing (im sticking with that name, fuck it) is fun to just chill in55. Favourite blog?God so many, you are all too great!56. Favourite colour?Turquoise 57. Favourite food?A good steak is hard to turn down58. Last thing you ate?Rice and mince.59. First thing you ate this morning?A caramel Up&Go to wash down some pills.60. Ever won a competition? For what?I’m more of a second place kinda person. Or was. It’s all been going downhill for a while in academic or sporting respect.61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?I almost got suspended/expelled after a particularly nasty and widespread tidbit rumour went around about me.62. Been arrested? For what?Nope.63. Ever been in love?I think so. I’m the kinda guy to say it pretty early. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?Uh, I took my girlfriend of the time out to a roller skating rink, I couldn’t skate for shit and I couldnt look her in the eyes without turning away and blushing. Let alone hold a conversation. But afterwards she was kind enough to deign to grant me a kiss in the parking lot.65. Are you hungry right now?Nope, I’m good.66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?I talk to you guys just as much as them nowadays. But I would say I’m closer to them than anyone on tumblr, no offense. 67. Facebook or Twitter?Uh I have both but don’t use them.68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr hands down, this is like my only social network platform69. Are you watching tv right now?Nope70. Names of your bestfriends?Emma, Emily, Hayley, Imogen, Lucinda, Ebony71. Craving something? What?Getting intimate with a guy, just accepting my bisexuality recently has kinda kicked that into overdrive. And now I’m blushin.72. What colour are your towels?We’ve got white, black and turquoise72. How many pillows do you sleep with?One73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?Not in about 10 years.74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?I wouldnt have a clue how many stuffed animals from when I was younger are still tucked away in the house75. Favourite animal?Meerkat.76. What colour is your underwear?Black77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour?probably vanilla79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Black80. What colour pants?No pants!81. Favourite tv show?Brooklyn Nine Nine or Bojack Horseman82. Favourite movie?Iron Giant? Road to El Dorado? Spaceballs? Something nostalgic83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?There’s a second?84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Uh, fuck I dont remember the names. The lovely lesbian lass. She was great.86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?Bruce.87. First person you talked to today?My girlfriend88. Last person you talked to today?Verballly, my mum, text wise, my girlfriend89. Name a person you hate?Donald Motherfuckign Trump, I mean hating trump is as common as breathing air as it should be but man he’s such a fucking disgusting cunt.90. Name a person you love?My parents.91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?God I have spent many an hour dreaming of socking Trump right in that bullshit spewing mouth92. In a fight with someone?Not currently. Or at least, the feud is still open and so old it isn’t a fight anymore.93. How many sweatpants do you have?Two?94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Two?95. Last movie you watched?Moana 96. Favourite actress?Ellen Page is up there for sure97. Favourite actor?Chris Pratt98. Do you tan a lot?Ha, most of my body isnt aware what the sun is99. Have any pets?Boy do I. 2 cats and 5 dogs. 10 chooks.100. How are you feeling?A tad tired.101. Do you type fast?Pretty average 102. Do you regret anything from your past?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA My memory is a whole lot of regrets floating in a void of forgotten moments.103. Can you spell well?W-E-L-L104. Do you miss anyone from your past?A past best friend of mine.105. Ever been to a bonfire party?I’ve hosted a couple and been invited to one106. Ever broken someone’s heart?I doubt it. Not exactly the type. (devastatingly good looking and/or callous)107. Have you ever been on a horse?Yup, wasn’t the thing for me108. What should you be doing?Sleeping?109. Is something irritating you right now?Well I’m now being inundated by regretful thoughts so that’s a bother.110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Nah. 111. Do you have trust issues?I feel like this was already asked. But yeah, I would say so.112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?I haven’t cried in literal years. I don’t have a clue.113. What was your childhood nickname?It’s always just been Ash114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yup, I’ve been all over the place115. Do you play the Wii?I have, but its been a hot minute116. Are you listening to music right now?Yeah, I had Let’s Face It I’m Cute up for the link and it just played a whole bunch of electroswing music on youtube, now on The Noisy Freaks by Freak Orchestra at least I think thats the name and band, I’ve never heard it before117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?sure118. Do you like Chinese food?Probably not my favorite, but it’s nice119. Favourite book?Too many man, way too many. 120. Are you afraid of the dark?Not really.121. Are you mean?I don’t think so. I’m a weak willed pushover and generally benign and quiet122. Is cheating ever okay?Ugh, it’s not exactly commendable but like anything, it’s all circumstance123. Can you keep white shoes clean?I have white runners, which remain clean by the virtue of me never exercising.124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Not actually, but like i said before I get infatuated on sight all the time.125. Do you believe in true love?Not really.126. Are you currently bored?Buddy, my existence is being bored.127. What makes you happy?my pets.128. Would you change your name?I wanted to change my name to Seth when I was younger after years of “ashley is a girls name’ 129. What your zodiac sign?L1BR4130. Do you like subway?Yeah. it’s normally pretty tasty.131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I mean, I’m currently dating and so is she so that would be a mess, but I doubt much would come of it.132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?Ok im 90000% sure this was already asked.133. Favourite lyrics right now?“No matter what I conjure it could not help me deflect/ The angry death, of every hopeful thought/ that I might be a lover or a fighter…”134. Can you count to one million?I suppose I could. Like I have the capacity. But I’d get bored and give the fuck up without good reason to do so135. Dumbest lie you ever told?fuck me, I lie, alot, it’s my go to defense. Which is bad. but whatever. Probably the one where I skipped tennis training and claimed that I was going to extra french lessons instead, which was immediately called out by the French teacher.136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed. keep the cat in and the dogs out137. How tall are you?175 ish cms, which is 5′10″ i think138. Curly or Straight hair?Straight, despite threats of it getting curly should  I let it get longer than a college cut.139. Brunette or Blonde?Wait is this asking preferences. fuck. Uh, Brunette? I’m not fussed by hair colour. though I’d probably avoid redheads just because my mum and one sister are redheads 140. Summer or Winter?WINTER141. Night or Day?Night142. Favourite month?October? it’s got my birthday!143. Are you a vegetarian?Nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Milk145. Tea or Coffee?meh, not fussed either way146. Was today a good day?sure! I got to start work 2/3 hours later than normal after a fucking killer three days.147. Mars or Snickers?Mars? I dont eat a lot of either148. What’s your favourite quote?I dont really have one off-hand149. Do you believe in ghosts?not really.150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “Captain Thomas Kelly, from the forty-sixth Precinct, said; ‘It looks accidental. Grant may have suspected that his familiarity with Damien place him above danger, but a hungry python does not quibble about such niceties’”I know its more than a line, but that’s a hilarious quote.