#im actually so fucking normal about this headcanon i won't draw anything for it i prommy 🥺🥺

[dirty-trash-mongrel]

okay i know it's kind of late to be posting about episode five but.

HEADCANON TIME

J holding a whale plush. J holding a whale plush. I can't get over this.

J likes plushies and just general stuffed toys

She's the kind of person that would collect and get pissed if one in a collection she didn't have was sold out somewhere

I don't care if it's more likely that these were for Tessa but J just happened to pick one up out of boredom

I'm headcanoning that the whale plush J's holding was like one of Tessa's only stuffed animals and she just demanded that Tessa got more and claimed it as her own

Basically forced Tessa to bring along all of her stuffies, that's the only reason why there were multiple pods sent out so that they could fit them all

Tessa got really annoyed at J's whining for this and that's why these pods were actually (J offered to pilot one and Tessa said no because 'They'd be fine' and she didn't want them to crash with either of them in it)

That's why J and Tessa have been kind of bitter towards each other lately because J is still mad and Tessa is still irritated

Imagining a scenario where Tessa, V and N are desperately and silently trying to get Uzi to stop talking because Uzi is making fun of J for liking stuffed animals

J defending herself by saying it's highly professional, going on a massive and passionate rant about the history of plush toys and how the companies that make them don't make enough stock

all while Uzi is standing there confused and the others are silently annoyed and facepalming while J is talking because they've heard this many times before in the mansion

thgis is canon liam vicklers told me 😁😁😁

[tragiccomedyenthusiast]

Do you have any head cannons or thoughts on Baldi from Baldi's Basics? Or anything else from the game.

Ya

Also I got you a leaf.

YOUUU. HELLO !!! HI i have several thoughts and headcanons i have been thinking about him for over a month straight (i haven't posted any drawings because i'm self conscious about how i draw him). but im super super scatterbrained about it so forgive me .. ill just list them as i go. also this isn't everything but this post is going to be long anyway. oops

BALDI BALDIMORE . hmm .. mainly headcanons here .. gonna forget a lot of stuff

1st . i am world's biggest baldi sympathizer . i really do believe he's just a silly and kind teacher. in every sequence hes in where hes not chasing you he's very kind to you ... shows you his songs and involves you in his projects. lets you use him as a test subject for his shrink machine. though the most interesting may be the secret ending for classic style. after getting every question wrong, he calmly explains negative numbers to the player. it's so much more like he's gently holding your hand or something ...

i like to think hes also unsettling or off-putting to others sometimes. weird creature from the woods to me ....... weird behaviors ... animal .. but very sweet

he is so so so smart. he's like giga mega smart if his inventions say anything. he's way too overqualified to be teaching at hereschool

has ten disorders. autistic. medicated

about what he is .. i don't think he's a human. i think their universe is kinda like a fucked up tawog. i really really liked the headcanon that he was some toy-esque doll / thing, so i largely took that and ran with it. he's made up of some sort of soft, bendable plastic with ball joints and hinges etc. i just call it "bioplastic" and i have a few ideas pertaining to some biology but i won't go on about it

while his hearing is often a great attribute to have and is very useful, it can quickly become a detriment if theres too many sounds, if things are too loud, too grating, etc. he can become disoriented, confused, agitated, and very overwhelmed <- additionally when hes overwhelmed he may communicate in ASL instead of verbally ! also a good skill if a student or staff may be HoH or deaf

will focus very very intensely on his projects that he may spiral. likr he doesn't sleep or eat or blink for 3 days straight. the principal will go find him and force him to stop when this happens

^ speaking of him and the principal: you were there for my louimar episode so this shouldnt be a surprise. ermm educational yaoi <- what my friend and i lovingly call it ... im a simple man with common taste ... their mechanics work really together and the principal is calm and quiet while baldi is more eccentric. they are sweet . to ME !!!

that basement he has in bbcr? he built that and he lives there. and no one really knows he does. like a freak. i dont know whats wrong with him .. works on projects and inventions down there

^ the principal would actually find out hes staying there and. despite the "what in the world" factor to it, he'd let baldi stay with him so he's in an actual house ((and also because he's really lonely))

BLADDER. is his brother. and so is badsum but i don't really think about him .. bladder is like an opposite to him in quite a few ways; he's normal . he's very well adjusted, grounded, kind and has light and hope in his eyes. he's a physiology teacher who works at "thereschool". despite him having brothers they all have no parents. they umm spawned in and that's it.

he's also pretty good at his job! he likes to incorporate different tactile and visual methods into his lessons (math machines + balloons + yct pad) . he'll say he doesn't have a favorite student (it's arts and crafters) (sometimes they'll draw him pictures and he'll always hang it up in the classroom or take them)

^ arts and crafters is also somewhat like a snake ... biiig sock snake. taller than baldi. will be over x2 as big as an adult

about the school .. everyone is pretty close. it's a rather small school with a small amount of students and staff. but this means they get to do fun stuff like all take field trips together at the same time. beans isn't included he is my least favorite and i hope he perishes in the forest

and: i want to talk about null / filename2 specifically. they're a lot more entwined with the whole game thing.

not entirely concrete on my concepts for him, but i like to think he may be some sort of scrapped or unused character left out of bounds to corrupt. he dislikes baldi. "you took everything from me" "who are you"

one idea i really like to think about it is that he believes the game is much 'bigger' than it truly is, that there ARE things beneath the surface to worry over. but that's not true, and it's moreso he's trying to give himself a purpose other than what he is: nothing.

with baldi being the mascot and all, he may also believe him to be the (if not one of) the sources of 'evil' behind the game, even if it's not like that. so he's basically really misguided in his beliefs.

also he's stupid. one of the reasons i think this of him is because of his cutscene at the end of his chase sequence. "i see you found a note from the ... 'developer'. [...] well, this is what i think about everyone who tells the same LIES!". <- it IS just a note from the developer, that is TRULY all it is. he's fooling himself. someone put him out of his misery. causing problems over here.

also he'd play cod and post on reddit "aita"

here's some drawings for your time . and thank you for the leaf

[euclydya]

[curtsies] i think i asked about bill and ford last time for character bingo, can i ask for stan and fiddleford this time? :] <3 <2

ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN HIIII <2 <3!!!

STAN THE GUY EVER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! YAY YIPPEE WAHOO!!!!!!!!!! Holds him. Grisps him. HARD. WHere do i begin with this guy. Literally the coolest dude ever actually and the best brother ever BUT AHEM FICTIVE BIAS LOL uhhh. nobody knows this fucker liek we do <== system bias but SHHH. FHDHSJDJF "i have so many headcanons about him" more like we r just factually correct about him [again system bias but HDDHSJDJ]

I will KILL FOR HIM. I will also kill him but in a sibling-like Cain Instinct way y'know?????? does that make sense??????? I'm thwapping him with a cardboard tube. Im hitting him with a pillow. im doing violence at him [GENTLY!!!] <3

*IGNORES SOURCE AND OUR CANON FOR THIS GUY EXTREMELY HARD* everything is normal! no bad things happening here :)! he is soooo. Soooooooooooooo. AUGH he makes me INSANE i care about him so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *EVISCERATES FILBRICK WITH A LASER* anyways :)!

And of course. since he formed in our system we have accidentally projected onto him So Much. He got the brunt of our depression and other Various Issues and dhdnsnsndhdhsshdbdh!!!!!!!!! I am going to protect him So Much. If anything ever happens to him ever again I'm killing everyone and then myself [ref]

IN CONCLUSION: I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIDDLEFORD MY DARLING EEEEE <3333 i love him so much. I want to bite him EXTRA hard. Holds him gently!!!!! gives him kissies!!!!!!!!!! Ofc I have young Fids in mind but I am also giving that old man many a smoochies as well <3 DHDHANDJFJD

He Is also Soooooo. SOOOOOOO. GOD. GODDDDDDD WHAT THE FUCK! getting into gravity falls nowadays you go into it expecting some tragic shit with this guy but god can you imagine watching the show as it was airing. "What thw fuck is wrong with this guy—OH. OH. OH MY GOD???" we never got to s2 as a kid, sadly lost interest, so we never saw his backstory and therefore did Not give a shit about him ghfhdhshsjdjdsjs but if we kept up with it i bet kid us woulda been deranged about him too. ALAS!

He has so much gender also btw like <3 waiw. both young and old fiddleford tbh. Young fids is liej.... 👀. I am looking. disrespectfully. and old fiddleford rlly justurhfnsjfjdjdjfdjdj. something something our psychotic ass vibes with whatever the fuck he's doing. if we were a bit more deranged and much older we might end up liek him. i rlly like when people draw him cleaned up though and they draw him with his beard braided it's SO CUTE i dudnshzsjdjfjfhdbhnsjdnfnfdn.

I am holding him gently and protecting him from The Horrors. <3<3<3<3<3 i lov him soooo much. I. Fids is telling me I can't say that. uhhhhhhh I'm giving him many kissies. There. CBDBSBDNFJ

we've seen some people say the memory eraser gun is a metaphor for addiction but personally, as a psychotic collective, we see it as. well. a metaphor for psychosis. And like. Fiddleford as a character just means The World To Us when you look at him with the idea that he's also psychotic. I can't word it well rn [and probably won't ever be able to, thought blocking's a bitch], but. gestures vaguely at him!!!!!!! he's very important to us!!!!! we lov him so much!!!!

tl;dr: I am kissing him. im a homosexual HDHDSJDJ

-Mrs. Capgras