#im SOO turning into my parents but it's so fun to bitch about literally everyone that's ever wronged us lmao

[girlivealwaysbean]

family politics is sooo ridiculous but also kinda fun lol

[we-always-hit-our-ass]

Okay, but I need some Joe Toye headcanons like I need air. Help a girl out

Taglist: @floydtab, @deldontplay, @thatsonefishyboi, @noneofurbusinez, @meteora-fc, @hufflepuffpancakes

I just want to say that i love toye more than i love myself. This boy deserves everything and i mean it!

Btw thanks @adamantiumdragonfly for requesting these lovely hcs, i had a lot of fun writing this! 💕💕

General/Fluffy HCs for Joe Toye

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so you see right here, this man is a professional lover and sweetheart extraordinaire 

you two actually met when running currahee

joe stumbled along the way and you gripped his arm to prevent him from falling

thought it was one of the boys like like luz or guarnere or just practically anybody

boy WAS HE WRONG

he was instantly like !!!!! but it soon turned into 💕💕💕

immediately thinks he died during training and went into heaven

looks like he is having the time of his life, he is by the way

you ask him if he’s ok as youre running along side him

joe nods his head slowly like the cute dope that he is

either of you could have fallen behind or could have run faster but nope!

you two keep the same pace as each other so y’all arent seperated and lose sight of each other

after that, you and joe are close as fuc-

when i mean close i MEANT CLOSE

theres endless laughter and happiness

snarky and sassy remarks from both parties

and you two doing whatever- 

literally toye is one of the people that you can never get mad at-

its impossible for him to make you mad i swear, he’s just too sweet and caring and this man can never do any wrong-

sooooo u and joe might or might not have huge crushes on each other

i'm just saying, but u two totally do-

if you were to walk into a room that joe was in, his eyes immediately go to you, because why not?

like seriously, joe would literally try to freeze the sun for you

but whenever you thank him he’s all like “that’s what best friends are for”-

the easy boys are so done believe me so they just watch in the background while commenting how stupidly cute u both are-

joe enjoys being sweet to you but he’ll never say it

you point it out sometimes while smiling and joe just erupts into flames

joe would never admit it, and this is a very well kept secret of his, only person who knows abt it is HIM and him alone

so basically during eindhoven, joe purposely yeeted his face away when a girl tried to kiss him and no one knew why-

after the day you met him, he made sure that lips were only reserved for u

everyone thought it was weird how he would launch himself away from the girls but you found it cute

you teased him a lot after that day and joe would act like he’s offended but in reality he's so goddamn head over heels for you-

joe legit doesn't know what to do around you, you're just so amazing

you and toye could either be the kids or the parents in the group, its an amazing vibe-

okok but the way he confessed to you was soo MMMM-

joe woke you up in the middle of the night to see the stars

after a few words of persuasion, you went outside with him and with your hand in his as he led the way

y’all sit down and when you gaze up at the sky, holy SHIT it was very beautiful-

toye loved your reaction and the smile you gave him after was worth way more than any fucking treasure-

joe was surprised when he didn’t stutter when he told u how much he loved you-

like if you were sleepy- not anymore! 

you immediately woke up and just stared at him for a good couple of minutes

but damn you told him how much loved him too- but like seriously picture this

midnight, stars, love confessions, and tender and passionate kisses with joe fucking toye-

it wasnt what you were expecting but excuse it was so fucking good-

btw this boy’s spunky attitude will bring you to tears-

like hes overly sarcastic and you would just burst up laughing because its so fucking funny-

one of the things you also love about joe is that he’s a sassy boy who’s actually very sweet once you get to know him

this is one the many things that made you fall from him-

when joey gets tipsy he will lean on you for support and will deny that he’s drunk

toye will also drunkenly say how much he loves you and that youre the best person ever-

toye will end up falling asleep after you run your hands through his dark hair while he’s cuddled up against you-

you fall asleep not so long afterwards

YO- joey boy cherishes everything you give him and he just really appreciate the little things that you do

like if you hold a door open for him or even just pick out stuff that got stuck in his hair i'm pretty sure he’ll think about for days on end

hes also genuinely enjoys it when you talk to him about things you are very passionate about

like toye will literally just come up with the stupidest conversations just so he can hear talk and you can say the same for him

his voice is so fucking perfect and its always immediately recognizable 😩👌

toye will iNDEED bring you small gifts that he thinks you might like-

joey is very VERY protective of you

like if he sees a person making you feel discomfort in anyway he will yeet the poor bastard

he doesn't go completely overboard, most of the time, he just really wants you to be safe

you two still having your weekend passes are VERY rare since sobel likes being a lil bitch

wo when you two actually have it, joe makes sure to make it count

he takes you to the bar sometimes while other times he takes you into town to ditch the noise and his hella drunk friends

um so he takes you around the stores and shops and you two will impulsively buy the randomest shit

the easy boys immediately stop trusting u both with money

yeah the items you two buy are cute but they have no literal use

during one of these trips joe buys you a really gorgeous necklace and you just ascended-

im not kidding

you never took off the necklace off your neck after that day

toye also gives you small gifts and lemme tell this boy even gives you a small camera

both you and toye take pictures of each other with it and the both of you always make sure to keep photos of one another

joe is also one of those boyfriends who has a surprise for you each and every single day-

either he’d take you swimming, riding bikes, eating at a diner, or watching a simple movie together

no matter how simple the activity, joe will find a way to make it the best experience you will ever have-

when watching a movie, joe would put snarky remarks in between the scenes and the experience is just alleviated-

when you two wake up next to each other in the morning, its the most peaceful little thing that has ever existed

sometimes you would wake up earlier and joe would still be asleep with his arms around you

toye will unknowingly pull you closer to him and wont let you go for a very long time-

did i mention toye’s devilishly cute morning voice??? 

his little good morning cuddles are pure and utter fluff and you will never get tired of it!

toye will surprise you with random hugs from behind every single day-

it soon became one of the things that you couldn’t live without

like he so tender, yet firm? and the hug is so fucking comforting what???

toye will hug you anytime and anywhere

his hugs bring you the most source of joy and they just make you so happy

if youre tired when he hugs you, you are immediately energized from the complete act alone

if youre sad, joe’s hugs will comfort you and you’ll just smile into his chest and his arms are wrapped around your waist

when youre angry, you just cool down in his touch- 

his hugs give you life and just repel off any negative emotions

if you were to be honest, toye and his hugs are probably your most favorite things in the whole entire world-

toye is just an overall very caring and hella GOOD boyfriend 

it has come to the point where both of you cannot exist without the other-

you love him with all of your heart and he loves you with all of his 😩💕

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im sorry for any mistakes that i made and i hope that everything is alright. btw im sorry for me taking so long to write this, i tried my best to finish it! 

but i love toye and he’s complete and utter perfection, thank you very much-

thank you for reading this and supporting me you guys are everything! 😩��💕💕💕

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Dan Watches Crisis Part 4&5

Alright so.. Gonan just write some things here in the breaks.. obviously spoilers so.. under le cut. 

Because I’m writing these after big chunks of watching i’ll have forgot stuff and im on a time limit before it starts again so.. yeah if i forget to mention stuff it’s me brain farting. 

Part 4

Oliver as the Specter is pretty cool

I like the Monitor origin thingy

HOLY SHIT EZRA MILLER WAAAH!!!??? I can’t believe they did this.

Lex, the universe is literally ending, can you maybe make sure it doesnt end before you take it over?

Paragon of Humanity is also pretty good i cant remember his name though, I wanna say Kevin Tran but pretty sure thats his supernatural character :P

Kinda liking the whole going back to previous scenes thing and It’s not like fucking up any timelines because it’s like.. a memory? it’s weird but they’ve vaguely bullshitted enough for me to buy it. 

Also I kinda hope Oliver stays the Specter.. not ready for him to be gone for ever.. Also Constantine deals with the Specter from time to time soo fun. 

Is it Specter or Spectre ... I wanna say Spectre but Specter feels better to type. 

So Lex could just be like “Don’t do it” but instead he’s like “Do it and work for me!”

The Turning.. Yes this is me talking about an advert for a movie now.. Is The Turning just like a horror movie where the Adams Family hire a nanny? 

Americans have to deal with so many more ads than the English.. it’s ridiculous. 

Still liking Kevin Tran. 

Kinda dumb they had to get through to Mar Novu for it to not matter at all 

Oliver has major Obiwan vibes

Antimonitor looks cool.

The guys without powers who just punch the ghost things.. idk about how that looks. 

Awwh Oliver died :(

Part 5

Merged Earths now?

FFS Lex. I feel like a disappointed Parent.

Merged Earths now! Woop Woop

Marv, you legend. Marv for president. 

Imagine if in the Flash movie they play the scene from Part 4.. i’d maybe watch it. 

Jon’s the best boy, doing his bit to bring peoples memories back. 

Awwh no Dig don’t cry! Nooo. This is not Diggity. 

Yo but you know.. maybe Google the spectre.. try both spellings.. just in case? 

Yeaaah fuck you Nash you son of a Reverse Flash bitch

Yo Sara, Everyone and not Oliver is better than nobody at all, maybe be a little bit relieved, just a little bit? 

Oh fuck it’s Beebo!

I used to have a crush on a girl named Sara but it was pronounced like Sar-ah not Ser-ah... Like Sahara ... it’s hard to explain through text. 

 Someone needs to go check on Black Lightning and Lucifer and like other Earth people just to check. I’ll watch a whole hour of someone being like “Maybe the Titans are here now?”.. “Nope.. What about Smallville?”...”Nope.. What about..” and so on. 

Fuck you Chick Fil A I’m so hungry and you’re not over here. 

We stan Rebecca. 

The fact they call team ups crossovers is both wonderful and offputting and idk how i feel bout it

Yay Batwoman!

Damn right Beebo is off limits. 

Nash, redemption time, work on it. 

Remember everyone, Oliver Queen died for our sins. 

Nash’s wrist thing reminds me of a pip boy. 

Now they’re all on the same earth can we get more weird relationships with characters who were on different earths before. 

OH SHIT A GHOUL

oh apparently called shadow demons

OH NO RYAN.. .. You’ll always be Kevin to me. 

Kevin Tran is the atom in the comics too because like.. i googled him a while ago. 

Microverse trademark issues.. heh.

HOW HAS BARRY NOT SEEN IRIS YET? 

They should have had Booster Gold at the start of time just like “Huh so this is what it was like” and then he just leaves. 

WTF was that old spice ad? 

I just realised theres gonna be so many more notes for this part because like.. it’s the end and i’m having after thoughts from the first part. 

I’m also getting rly tired now as it’s 2:39am here. I accidentally wrote 2:£9 then and £ does just kinda look like a backwards 3 

Does anyone wanna go to the Daytona 500 with me? You pay for it, and my flight, and my food and hotel and everything else and I’ll show up, maybe... tbh it’s not my kinda thing.. but free holiday!

AND THE SHOWS BACK ON

Loving Jons new look. 

Am i going to ship Mick and “Frosty” now? 

Yooooo This is for the streets Black Lightnings back!

What if they just pretended to surrender and then shanked him when he wasnt looking. 

Also i saw this fight in a behind the scenes thing that i think was leaked 

We got a big boy. 

So Sara and Kate are gonna fuck at some point right.. or already have in this new earth timeline

Yo where is like.. Cisco and Wally West and Lightning and Thunder and.. c’mooonnnnn crossover.

Tiny Superman is pretty good.

How come there was no Atom crawling up the Antimonitors butthole theory? 

So.. Antimonitor shrunk to death.. we all good now? 

Clark has sons!?

Diggle has a daugher too.. forgot to question that.... 

They couldn’t quickly get every single DC actor to do that moments silence? 

Ohhh okay so Multiverse still exists and thats the other shows they cant rly crossover 

Justice League being formed? 

Also cool that green lantern and swamp thing got mentioned at all tbh

... If this is Justice League being formed.. feels weird with no Batman 

Mia should really be here for this somehow to actually be the Green Arrow?

WTF IS A GLEEK.. other than a fan of Glee

Just googled what Gleek is and I think it’s a good place to end.. 

Leaving you.. with this mother fucker. Night!

...Fucking Gleek.