#ikrrrr

[shanti-ashant-hai]

*grabs chappal*

why

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn

omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?

[simplydm]

finding out they recorded a double session so the fates of the final episode were already written a week ago…..

Not only that, but that means most of them will be in a silly goofy tired mood from the first recording… we’re in for a real interesting one, folks

[suguella]

how do you make a gif divider? it's so cool

i use this website to crop images to dividers but at the top it should say GIFS. press on there and crop it!!!

[thewispsings]

personal assistant | lando norris

pairing: lando norris x assistant!reader

summary: the one where lando norris is dating his assistant.

liked by user1, user2, and 124,730 others!

f1updates: y/n and lando have arrived for the media day at the british gp. y/n arrived about an hour earlier then lando. both arriving in style!

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user3: oh she looks so good

user4: IKRRRR THAT DRESS?? HOLY

user5: sometimes i forget y/n went to fashion school until she shows up in these AMAZING outfits and im like YUP! she knows what she's doing

user6: i see y/n dressed lando today...

user7: ofc she did! when lando shows up in something other then team gear then we have y/n to thank

user8: she did such a good job!! he looks so good🤭

user9: why does y/n always arrive earlier 😕 i want to see them walk in together

user10: she's said the thought of arriving late makes her extremely anxious so she rather just arrive earlier then everyone else 😭

user11: i get her. she is me. i am her. we are one.

user12: y/n dating someone who loves to sleep in while she's the complete opposite is so?? 😭

user13: yns so pretty

user14: i wish i was y/n. or lando. idk i just want to be famous

user15: does anyone know where he shoes are from??

user15: guys pls??

user15: A LOT OF YOU ARW LIKING THIS BUT NOT RESPONDING

user15: JUST TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING SHOES ARE FROM

user15: I HATE YOU ALL

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ynandlandoupdates: y/n and lando taking photos with fans after practice today!

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user16: is she wearing landos jacket🥹

user17: yea!! there's a video going around of him giving it to her. it was truly adorable

user18: i was there! y/n was so nice and was handing out umbrellas, she was super shocked when people asked her for a photo 😭

user19: pls tell me someone gave her a bracelet or something???

user18: the guy next to me handed her a bracelet with landos name 😭she said she'll never take it off and got super flustered

user20: you guys don't understand how much i love y/n, like handing out umbrellas??? she's for the people!!

user21: people who hate on y/n must be sore losers because how are you going to hate on that beautiful AND KIND woman??

user22: lando with the backwards hat??

user23: what is it with f1 drivers and backwards hats?? max, lando, charles, carlos they always look SO GOOD

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landonorris: pre-race date!🧡

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user24: race week dates are back!! 🤭🤭

user25: ahhhh so cute

danielricciardo: cute ig.

landonorris: jealousy is a disease, get better soon😝

maxverstappen1: remind y/n that we agreed on playing mario cart at 11 pm tonight.

maxverstappen: please.

user26: lando and max this lando and y/n that. WHAT ABOUT Y/N AND MAX?? ARE YOU SEEING THIS ☺️☺️ so cute

landonorris: she has been reminded!

maxverstappen1: thank you

user27: do you think max is sitting by his tv waiting for y/n to join?

user28: oh he totally is

user29: she looks so good??

user30: she literally belongs on vogue, holy

oscarpiastri: bring me back that fancy ice cream

landonorris: no!

yoursername: lando 😡 wait by your room oscar we'll be there in a bit!

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yourusername: post race date!

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user31: lando was so disappointed until y/n came up to him, hope all you y/n haters who think she's not good for him see this and throw up

user32: y/n posting literally NOTHING except date night pictures is truly so cute and funny at the same time

user33: that dress 😍

landonorris: beautiful girl 🥰🥰

maxverstappen1: simp 🫵

maxverstappen1: by the wayyy can y/n play mario cart tonight?

landonorris: yes she can🙄

maxverstappen1: great! ill be waiting

user34: max going from hating to wanting to play with y/n is tooo funny

user35: yns whole aesthetic is so cute

user36: oh to be y/n going on a date night with lando norris after the british gp

user37: y/n and lando running away after the race to go on a date is the cutest thing

user38: SHES GETTING THAT DICK EVERYDAY SHES GETTING THE DICK EVERYDAY SHES GETTING THAT DICK EVERYDAY 😣😣

user39: THAT SHOULD BE MEEE

user40: who do you guys think take these photos?@/maxverstappen1@/oscarpiastri @/ danielricciardo???? who is it 🤨

danielricciardo: i refuse to third wheel.

maxverstappen1: they never like my photos 😕

oscarpiastri: …it's me 🥲

. . .

notes: I'm so sorry if this sucked?? there's like no plot but i wanted to get a lando fic out so here's this!

[beiasluv]

arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)

a/n: this series performed a LOT better than I expected lmaooo thank you. Enjoyy

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yn.png my boy graduated kinda vibe. proud of youu

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oscarpiastri you did not just give me an earring (love you)

yn.png i did 😙 you looked good (ilym)

oscarpiastri thank YOU 😎

yn.png also. did you see what happened with lance??

oscarpiastri tell me 😧

yn.png dm.

landonorris TELL ME

logansargeant oscarsplaining??

yn.png better than logansplaining ✊

logansargeant freedom of speech, yn

yn.png tell me. what’s a kilometer, logan

georgerussell63 who gave you the power to run from mercedes to mclaren paddock after every race?

yn.png only god knows (OSCAR JACK PIASTRIII)

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yn.png he is sad because mark couldn’t make it. crying, throwing up, ripping my hair off.

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aussiegrit Looking forward to seeing you guys at the next Grand Prix! Don’t pull your hair off, please.

yn.png Markkkkkk come back soon!

oscarpiastri I’m pretty sure I was sad because you didn’t buy me the orange juice but okay.

landonorris you miss mark webba, oscar?

oscarpiastri i do not sound like that

yn.png don’t bully my aussies 🤨 (yes, you sound like dat)

daniel3.jpg one aussie protector spotted!!

yn.png thank! you! can i have tim tams??

oscarpiastri my suitcase is open for you for the next visit

yn.png yessssss ilysm. get the dark chocolate ones.

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melbourne, australia

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yn.png happy winter breakkk. also. spot the american challenge

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charles_leclerc when are you coming to monaco this winter break??

yn.png wydm winter? I only know hot christmas 😙 (please come and get me I’m scared of spiders)

landonorris bro you have to visit us

yn.png if only oscar is going as well.

landonorris oscarpiastri approved?

oscarpiastri nah. hot christmas first, then maybe we’ll visit.

oscarpiastri wydm about spiders? I killed nearly 4 for you :(

yn.png thank you my knight in shining armor 😚😭

oscarpiastri you’re welcome. also. I don’t look like a koala

yn.png yes you doooo. you’re my favorite koala.

oscarpiastri fine. You’re stuck in Australia with me 🩷

danielricciardo yn.png thy need more aussie training

yn.png no, thank you. I cannot physically look at them.

landonorris I see you’ve posted 3 pictures of oscar. very thoughtful.

yn.png ikrrrr

logansargeant easy. the one with freedom of speech.

yn.png what is one quart of milk 😭

logansargeant do you want your pop tarts?

yn.png I deeply apologize, mr. sargeant.

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lando.jpg somebody (oscarpiastri) stole my camera 😒

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yourinsta I think this somebody is a good photographer 😗

lando.jpg a little ‘thank you’ for me taking my time to post this would be nice

yourinsta of course, thank you to my favorite photographerrrr/ camera owner

danielricciardo i thought i was your favorite photographer

yourinsta this danny ric guy is my favorite texian, ngl

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oscarpiastri correction, you left it in my driver’s room 🤷‍♂️

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yn.png about last night…lmk what are you even yapping about, zak 😉

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oscarpiastri you’re going to get me fired one day.

yn.png if you’re willing to join me in mercedes 🤭

georgerussell63 What do YOU mean???

yn.png just assumptions 🤷‍♀️😗

georgerussell63 toto’s hearing about this. and roscoe.

yn.png NOOOOO don’t tell roscoe please.

yn.png dw, i can spoil you oscar 😚

oscarpiastri no :( I’m going to spoil you

landonorris GO AWAYYYYY

oscarpiastri this is the internet, log off 🤷‍♂️

landonorris I thought we were best friends :(

oscarpiastri yn is my best best friend

yn.png yeah, Carlos is waiting for you lan 😘

landonorris you guys are meannn

lilymhe miss you since last nightt

yn.png i miss you tooo 😩

alex_albon what about my taggg

yn.png sorry albonnooo 😭

danielricciardo thank you for the honorable tag

yn.png anything for my favorite aussie

oscarpiastri sorry???

yn.png okay, second favorite aussie

danielricciardo fine ☹️

yn.png’s story

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oscarpiastri: love you, p3

: you did not have to rub it in my face

oscarpiastri: had fun spraying you with champagne 🤷‍♂️

yn.png reacted with 😒

: can you buy me tim tams?

oscarpiastri: yes, and with milk and grapes?

: yesss, you are the best 😗

oscarpiastri: can I have your number though?

: i think you can have my house key first 🤭

oscarpiastri: no :( we’re going to live in Australia

: not with spiders.

oscarpiastri: I’ll kill every single one for you.

mclaren’s story

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like, reblog, do withever the heck you want if you enjoyed it. If you don’t, imma steal your security number 🤭 jkkk

(lets be moots????)

today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!!

[natailiatulls07]

Marguerite; smau

Jules Bianchi x daughter!reader

Charles Leclerc x sister!reader

Summary - smau

Warning - Jules death, swearing, talks of invasive paparazzi

Face Claim - Sienna/Keira Walker

Marguerite

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yourusername

Dinner with Charlie and Alex 😚

Tagged: charles_leclerc alexandrasaintmleux

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username Iconiccc

username THE BOOTS

= username Ikrrrr

username Stunner babes

charles_leclerc Where’s the selfie I took on your phone?!?

= yourusername Charlie it was blurry lmao

= username Not Charles stealing her to take a selfie 💀💀

username 💯💯💯

f1gossip

Spotted: Charles and Alexandra seen leaving a restaurant in Monte Carlo. Despite her recent instagram post, Y/n was not seen leaving the restaurant with the couple. Did she leave early?

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username Not Charles and Alexandra matching in neutral coloursss

username Where’s Y/n?!?!?

username My friend was there and she said that apparently Charles said to someone that they were meeting her at the restaurant car park

= username I don’t think Charles wants Y/n in the limelight with her age and Jules’ death

= username That’s fair

Interview with Charles Leclerc

yourusername

Life recently; friends, Charlie and cute fits

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username Our girlll

username Who’s that in the fourth pic??

= yourusername My babe, Tom 🥰🥰

username Not Charles being like a typical mother with his phone lmaoooo

username She’s sooo fucking relatable

username Is that Tom in the fifth picture???

= yourusername Yesss of course ☺️

username Her fits are the bestttt

yourusername Helpppppp Charles just said that he cooked me dinner!!

username Wait but Charles can’t cook??!?!?!

yourusername THAT WHAT I MEANNN

username Babes what are you gonna do?!?

username He’s trying to poison you!! ����

yourusername I might order food in Idk

yourusername Update Alex agrees with me, I’m gonna order us some sushi because I LOVE SUSHI

username GOOD LUCK BABE

username Everyone loves sushi!! 🤤🤤🤤

charles_leclerc posted a story

yourusername posted a story

alexandrasaintmleux

Y/n found a cat but Leclerc family day out 🤍

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username Not the Leclerc girlfriends but cute as fuckkk

username Y/n finding a cat is vibes!!!

yourusername That cat is my spirit animal 😍

= tomsusername Sweetheart you say that about any animal you meet

= yourusername No but he is my spirit animal

username LOVING THE CROCS Y/N

username Gorgeous girls

charles_leclerc Oh so that’s where she ran off to, makes sense now

= alexandrasaintmleux She is literally a animal magnet Fr

= yourusername I have no shame in that 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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[beiasluv]

lego schumacher | m. schumacher (47)

a/n: i blame tiktok pov, now I’m obsessed with mick 🤭 enjoyy

yourinsta’s story

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landonorris: excuse me, you’re my racing engineerr

: going back rn 😦 stroopwafels?

landonorris: I’m going to tell Zak 😙

: I’m taking oscar next season :(

yourinsta

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yourinsta dear zak, this is my weekly report.

peace out, your favorite racing engineer.

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landonorris why does oscar and mick get all the cool pictures??

yourinsta the worst the better! 😚

landonorris only because you’re my favorite racing engineer

yourinsta I’m your only racing engineer 😐

mclaren OUR favorite engineer! 🧡 thank you mick for joining the testing!

mickschumacher thank you for having me 😁

yourinsta come back soon!

mickschumacher 🧡

username mick is trying so hard not to send the red heart

username try not to flirt challenge

username we need them together ever since F2 😩

username we need more gen z racing engineer out there. restoring my faith in mclaren 😭

username nahhhh have you seen the “never back down never what” of hers and lando’s 😩

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher danke to my favorite photographer yourinsta !

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yourinsta anytime :) - your favorite racing engineer ☺️

mickschumacher 🤍

landonorris you are not leaving mclaren 😦

username mick, blink twice if you need rizz help

username pleaseeee they are so blind 😩

username is she or he blind 😭😭

username girl. mick is trying so hard

georgerussell63 great pictures, mate 👊

yourinsta ikr???

yourinsta

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yourinsta happy birthday seb!! thank you for being my biggest supporter/mentor/believer/personal driver 😚 thank you for bringing me joy and comfort during my path in motorsport, miss you!

Ich liebe dich bis zum mond und zurück!

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sebastianvettel thank you, liebing ❤️ (did you use google translate again?)

yourinsta you have to teach me some more german :(

sebastianvettel I know I have someone else to teach you 😄

yourinsta fair enough :( miss you seb!

username mick is punching air rn. I know he wants to call her liebing so bad.

username are we missing the point that mick is also in this??

username WE ARE TALKING about ‘someone else’ to teach her german???

username ikrrrr obviously who??? 🤭

yourinsta’s story

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yourinsta

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yourinsta happy summer break!

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mickschumacher I’m not a lego 😕

yourinsta yes, you are ☺️ missing angie alreadyyy

mickschumacher missing you more 🤍

oscarpiastri 👊 welcome to aus!

yourinsta thank you os!! see you next season!

username I pray to Tom holland for the manifestation that they’ll be together, amen.

username amen, sis

username going on a trip together isn’t enough to prove that they’re together???

username girl. It could be just a friendly trip, who knows?

username friendly my ass 😭

comment for part 2???? 😬🤭

edit: part 2 is out peopleee

like, reblog, anything if you liked it 😃 if not, then why da fuck not? jk lolll.

today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!

[hoshigray]

I'm here with my lil gameplay review 🕵🏻‍♀️

the scene where Toji says we're single...and he can change that?? PHEWWWW the way I backed it up like a dog in heat 🥱🙂‍↔️ and when his oiled up ass was right next to us, I thought we were abt to have an option to take a bite Im ngl 💔

and just so you know, I picked the latter option for that last photo hehe

this was so fun to play. i loooved the mechanics of being able to actually walk around and interact with stuff! and ofc seeing Toji himself who high-key looks oiled up 🫣💓

GIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!!!! I remember playing that part in the car, I chewed tf out of my cheek so I couldn't smile too much 💀💀💀💀like no bro that ENTIRE car part can get tf outta here, had me CHEESING way too fucking hard, LMAO. I loved the part where you ask him if he really loves us and protag is like "nah I think u like my money," AND HE LAUGHS AND SHOWS THE MOST GORGEOUS GRIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 FELL IN LOVE AGAIN, SO. FUCKING. HAAAARRDDDJWIWNQBQ

omg ikrrrr!?!?? The mechanics and choices are so fun to operate with, esp the dialogue choices you pick that link to different outcomes like him feeding us and the choices we're "bite" or "suck," which i picked sucking btw like hello, he called me a good girl, i had to 😳 (ayo that kissing scene in front of the convenient store, bro?? 🫥🫥🫥🫥 I nearly choked on air). ughhhh I'm so glad you enjoyed the game; the creator knows how to make FIRE stuff!! & pfffft rip to not biting toji's ass; he prob would've liked it 💔 I fr need to get my hands on the full (nsfw) game

[insertsacoolname]

Your header very relatable. I want to boil these pookies too. Deep fry them even.

Ikrrrr (but did you knew that this is how they make fruit cereals 😦)

(I found this on Pinterest, so I don't really know the original artist 😞)

[connormccafferyhater]

Why does he look exactly like that photo of George Washington jfc Connor pull it together

IKRRRR

[streamdotpng]

You are right, it's been a while since we talked about demon baby au. They are so precious

IKRRRR

its such a fluffy au

enid doesn't know jackshit about demon culture but her baby always nibbles at her fingers. She thought it was teething, until wenclair get closer and she wakes up to wednesday brushing her teeth along her neck

she thought it was horny time but nope, Wednesday nuzzles her face onto Enid's skin after practically mauling her neck and goes back to sleep

enid is so lost because.. this is intimate to werewolves. Maybe its different to demons? because wednesday never acknowledges it other than a glance

[bellychaser57]

CODYS BELLY OMG

IKRRRR

[nick-nelzzzzz]

THE HEARTSTOPPER SEASON 3 TRAILERRRRR !!!!!!!!!

ooc: YESSSS IKRRRR IM LEGIT SHIVERING THIS SEASON IS GOING TO DESTROYY ME

[normal-internet-user]

Omfg reader is SO down to throw hands at the drop of a hat.

All it takes is ONE off word about their new family and it's like they're back on the streets beating up rando's who fucked around and found out.

How DARE you think you can talk shit and not eat shit? HA!

NO MERCY

You totally were in the tabloids after the little brat who bullied Duke's parents started talking about how awful Bruce Wayne's new brat was.

"Oh, please! that child, if you can even call them that will always be the violent street rat they are! There's no helping them." (conveiniently leaving out their chikd's racsism.)

True to your word, you did not give a royal fuck about the tabloids, but that didn't mean the words didn't sting a little.

I mean it's not like you were some violent little rage monster.

Jason knew how you felt, he wasn't exactly the most behaved kid either when Bruce picked him up, and people were always quick to point out the behavior and chastise you for it.

Jay is always on your side though, and he helps you find ways to deal with the way it makes you feel.

He see's just a little to much of himself in you, and he doesn't want you to feel the way he did when he was a kid, so he does his best to be what he would have wanted an authority figure to be when he was that age.

Yes, he knows you haven't exactly lived a moral life. But all of that was out of necessity. Don't beat yourself up.

You're a good kid, and yes, he whole heartedly believes that. You were a victim of circumstance, just like he was.

It definitly causes some self worth issues (something Jayjay has PLENTY of experience with).

Why are you here? You don't deserve it. You could think of SO many more kids at the foster center who had more of a right to be here.

You even debated running away once. Just so they wouldn't have to worry about you being a burden anymore.

You made it halfway back to the Narrows before Jason tackled you into a hug, misty eyed while he ranted about how worried everyone was.

You can't just leave like that! That's not okay! You could have been hurt, or worse, ESPECIALLY in Gotham! What were you thinking-

Oh.

No no no. No. You're not in trouble, please don't cry. No he's not mad, you just scared the shit outta him. Yes, he knows you didn't mean it, it's okay. Just don't do it ever again please.

Are you ready to go home because Alfie made your favorite tonight.

On a lighter note- 👀

Steph is the type of sibling to follow you around with her hands in your bubble "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"

"DICK! Stephanie won't leave me aloneeee!"

"Steph, knock it off!"

"WHY-"

Book club meetings are every Friday with Jason, Alfie, Duke and Damian at noon. The five of you discuss the book of the week over lunch and tea.

It is taken VERY seriously.

If one person can't make it, the meeting is put off 'til next week. No one is missing out.

No one knows what goes on in bookclub, unless you're in book club.

Sooooooooooooo~~~ I've got more DC brainworms. I have come to share. 🤲🏼

Picture this, wildflower. *throws arm around your shoulder, gestures to the empty space in front of us, envisioning* A young (eventual) bat!sibbie reader who has a very similar essence to Jason.

and I mean....... literally. a mini Jason. lmaooo listenlistenlisten — yn is a scrappy, free-spirited orphan who comes from the slums of Gotham; they've been here a while, only giving a noncommittal shrug and wry smile when inquired about any of it. same story for a lot of us 'round here.

—and wouldn't it just be hilarious if they came into the Batfam the same way Jase did? By STEALING 👏🏼 HUBCAPS. 👏🏼

except it don't gotta be hubcaps, yn is a ✨professional✨ and a 🔥savage🔥 and just straight up carjacked the Batmobile LMALAOAOAOO (they earn Jason's utmost respect right off the bat [BAT PUN 🦇]; Steph, Dick, and Duke are the runner-ups). Bruce probably gains a new neck vein but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued!

thennnnn you muck up when you give the slightest inclination that you know his secret identity bcz it'd be significantly more terrifying (read: hilarious) than if you were to fall victim to the cliche 'i saw something i wasn't supposed to and now I'm being taken hostage by these randos in masks and oh holy smokes it's actually multi-billionaire airhead himbo Bruce Wayne!? and his KIDS!!??'

time skip because seamless transition, bing bada boom, they're Bruce's newest ward and filling the tabloids. while it may be a hot story that the entirety of the paparazzi froth at the mouths at, it's a different story behind the scenes.

reader has a sweet, dear personality at the core, but they put up a detached front; if anything, their crude humor and witty deadpan sarcasm attests to their harsh emotional walls put up.

it's nothing personal to these guys, they're just... constantly in self-perservation mode. they ain't never had nobody like this before, 'cept for their fellow street rat friends who're like family.....

I imagine those walls get worn down by Jason the most.

I also imagine Jason would be.... angry?? not at you!! never at you — if anything he'd probably steal you away from Bruce every chance he gets because he's scared you'll be readily thrusted into an unwitting role as a cowl-donner — but at Bruce's initial and seemingly impulsive decision to take you in- because of just how fast everything moved. he was a bit withdrawn at first, but he became undeniably protective over you as time went on.

you appreciate this earnestly; one day on your outings with Jason, he passes by the streets where you usually hung out with your friends. sure enough, they're all there, looking horrendously forlorn. you give out the group whistle- one you all made up and agreed on a longgggg time ago- and they all look at you like you're a ghost before you're being yanked into a group hug.

some of 'em are mad tho; they all caught wind, ever since you were printed in black and white on the newspapers lil' jimmy still brought to them fresh every morning. thought you ditched us for daddy warbucks. and some of 'em are genuinely happy, not only to see you, but had been for you. thought you managed to finally get outta this hellhole. we knew you wouldn't forget us, tho.

you're smart, yvette - your bestest friend ever since elementary - murmured as she hugged you so tight you could barely breathe. you're smart and warm and so kind... i'mma miss your candy apple self not being around me 24/7 any more, but heavens above, you made it, ynnie any foster parent would be blessed to have you as a kid, y'hear? anybody and everybody. she pulls you back and rests her forehead on yours, staring into your eyes with her tear-filled ones. don't forget 'bout us, yeah? we still got your back. stay safe and take care of yourself.

and if you silently cried on the way back to the manor, Jason didn't say much about it. just wrapped an arm around your shoulders and took you for burgers.

—i feel that incident would settle you deeper into Jason's heart. he just sees so much of himself in you. in this scrappy kid who puts up such a carefree front, but is actually made of honey and caramel at their center. who has such a strong emotional intelligence at that age that Jason's sure is the only difference between him and you. in this child, who has a pure heart full of love with so much to give and just wants to be loved in return.

reader's softest with Cass and Alfred, as in they feel no need to put up pretenses with them. it's how they both find out that you're perpetually jaded and reminiscent of a long-suffering lamb: soft, tolerant, brokenhearted, shreds of innocence swirling about their heart still, maybe a little lost......

SPEAKING OF THE GRANDLER HIMSELF 🌹🎉: you get roped into baking with Alfred one day, and because Alfred is the actual MVP, you fall into his affections too.

it's when you're kneading at dough when a crestfallen expression suddenly overtakes your expression.

"mr. alfred," you drawl, inner city accent thickening with the melting of your posture. there's a heaviness to your tone that wasn't there before. it catches the elderly man's attention immediately. "you remind me a lot of my old man. not my father, but there was this elderly gentleman who took care of us street urchins. old man peaches. cuz every time we saw him, he sold us fresh peaches from his little milk carton in trade for some colorful bottle caps. dunno where he got 'em, said he grew them out the cracks in the concrete, the geezer. he was always talkin' like that — like there was some deeper meaning to everythin'. we groaned all the time, made all in good fun of him right to his face, but we all really loved it.

"one day, me 'n yvette were scouting 73rd and maryanne avenue; it's the curve that has all those connectin' alleyways that hide the abandoned warehouses, y'know? it's also where we hid out with peaches. had a small space heater and brought anything we needed from the foster care buildin'. sometimes we'd get dragged back but you keep doing something enough times, them folks who don't get paid enough for it just stop givin' a hoot... so long s'we made it back for inspections and didn't pilfer the good stuff, y'know?

"anyway. we went in there hollerin' for mr. peaches... he was usually napping by the space heater or stringing bottle cap jewelry for us, but he wasn't there. searched the whole warehouse, whole perimeter, nothing.

"then, vettie found him... " you pause, a smile that didn't reach your eyes spreading your cheeks. "right by the compost bin outside the back door of that same warehouse, chest not movin' and lips stained with blueberries."

alfred feels his stomach drop, beside himself. you looked up from the dough in your hands and simply regarded the old man, an uncharacteristic nonchalance marring your features.

"he was the only one that really understood and looked out for us the way he did. i ain't been able to eat peaches or anything of the like since then, but vettie is the one who couldn't sleep for the weeks after."

Alfie had long stopped chopping the onions for the dish at this point and all he could think was what has this poor child gone through?

TRAUMA TRAUMA TRAUMA TRAUMA TR

anywaaaaayzzzuh, I'm exhausted BUT yeah I just want to infect you lovingly with the brainworms of Jason bonding with a bat sibling reader who's a lot like him, and how he'd prevent a lot of pain that they ain't gotta go through because he went through the same.

And the things that he CAN'T prevent, because everyone deals with trauma differently, he's always gonna be there for you. And he wants you to know that.

reader is a bit wary of Dick because of his pure bubbliness and aura of flowers 🌸🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼💐and shooting stars — in Gotham?? — but Dick has an affinity to troubled kids and also . he's Dick Grayson, everybody loves him .

so he works together with Jason and soon enough, you're practically his respective child akshdjdhd

you and dami take a bit to come along BUTTTTT I hc that you come into their lives when Dami's a little older and therefore more matured.

I love Damian, I feel he'd be a pretty solid older brother figure.

the more time you spend there, the more you begin to trust your newfound family. (well, your pseudo siblings at least); the more you let your walls down, the more they get a peek into your true self- not just the distant exterior you put up.

you're thoughtful and generous; you like books and animals and know how to make ice cream from scratch with ice and plastic bags; you're resourceful and crafty - you learned how to hot wire cars and pick locks from the older kids down at the foster care home - but you don't try to give anyone headaches for it out of respect for Alfred, you claim solemnly.

you're a good kid.

it just takes a bit more for people to say that, and even more for you to let others see it.

I'LL BE BACK WITH MORE BUT PLEASE NOTE THAT I WROTE THIS THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT, CONTINUALLY PASSED OUT, AND IT'S THE FRICKIN MORNING ALREADY LMAOAOAOAOAOOO

OH MY GOD.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

ZEEP.

ZEEP WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME-

I just- Can I just-

If Brucie EVER tried to but reader in a cape Jason would lose his MIND.

How DARE you even THINK about putting the baby at risk? How dare you?

Totally just takes reader and brings them to his apartment until Bruce apologizes for even suggesting such a proposterous thing.

He's eventually forgiven but he's on thin ice okay?

Sleepovers at Jason's are also a very common thing.

Since he lives in the Narrows, it gives you the chance to roam your old stomping grounds and see your friends.

Poor reader has to go to all kinds of fancy dinner parties now.

Public appearences.

Such a drag.

Uncomfy clothes, and uncomfy people.

So, being the feral little street raised shit they are, reader says the most out of pocket freaky crap ever.

"Yeah, living in the Narrows as a kid was hard. Especially after the accident."

"Oh, yeah. I love my new home. The velociraptor in the backyard is a sweetheart."

"What do you mean Jason's supposed to be dead? He obviously got better. I've done it more than once. Yes I've died before. They said I can't tell you what comes after. Who's they? Don't worry about it."

And literally no one can say anything because their new dad is one of the richest men on Earth.

Also their first fancy gala something definitly went wrong.

Like lets says it gets targeted for some kind of robbery 'cus, ya know Gotham. And it's full of rich people.

Reader is literally like, "Fuck no. Get the hell out."

Grabs a bottle of champagne and breaks it over the ring leaders head with a loud shout of "ANARCHY!"

ALFIE AND OLD MAN PEACHES-

OH MY GOD I'M CRYING. I HOPE YOU KNOW I'M IN TEARS-

Also, the little punk stealing the CAR is hilarious. So much potential there.

Dick *interrupting Bruce for the upteenth time*: "Hey, B?"

Bruce *Severly annoyed*: "Yes, Nightwing? What is it?"

Dick: "Who's driving the car?"

*Que Jason wheezing over the comms*.

Dickie gives all kinds of nicknames.

Little wing, hoodlum, baby bird-

Him and Jason compete for your time.

Like there is an underground betting pool for who can get you to spend more time with whom.

Jason shows you all hid hidey places around the manor if you ever need a place to just- be

Tim helps with homework when Jason's not around (which isn't very often, Jason makes a point of visitiing often just to see you)

It makes for wonderful bonding with your busiest brother.

Damian, (though he will never admit it out loud), enjoys it when you join him in taking care of his animals.

Batcow and Jerry love you, and Alfred the cat has taken to sleeping in your room.

The two of you take Titus and Ace for walks, and Damian very smugly rubs it in Jason's face when a tabloid photo pops up of the two of you in matching sweaters and sunglasses.

"Clearly I am the superior brother, Todd. Even the media agrees."

"Well then I know it's bullshit because the media says it's true."

"Tt."

I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO STEPH AND DUKE AND CASS AND BABS UGGHHH

THERE'S OTHER STUFF I wanna ADD BUT I'VE MADE YOU WAIT LONG ENOUGH I'M SO SORRY-

[zeherili-ankhein]

Ahshshsshs ami emni te bangla podte pari na, kintu kichu akhar mone rakhte paari and deduction method e kokhono kokhono words porte pari, THEME TA MUNIMALLIKA UPO RE!!!!

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AMI JANTAM NA TUMI SHAAT BHAI CHAMPA DEKHECHO

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MUNIMULLIKA AMAR JIBON ER PREM

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WHICH MEAN EBAR TUMI AMAR PREM

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MUNIMULLIKA SUPREMCACY

(suspicious how ami shobkota villainess der pochondo kori, mohona from nazar, munimullika from shaat bhai champa, ki bolbo, eder character shob shomai main character theke better hoi)

also most unhinged but good momnet from SBC

JOKHON PARUL KE LITERALLY DECAPITATE KORA HOYE, ORE BABA RE, I WAS TRAUMATISED CHOTO BELA

SKSJSJDDH HAA AMI DEKHTAM OTA

But naa ami Rabindranath Thakur er Monimala te based korechhi theme

BUT HONESTLY SAAT BHAI CHAMPA WAS SUCH A MEMORY AKDHDHDHDBD

Ikrrrr ora villain gulo ke eto bhalo kore banaye je main characters pochhondoi hoye na XD

LMAO HAA OTA SHOCKING CHILO AMI BHOY PEYE GECHHILAM but tarpor mone porlo abar kondin beche jabe keno bhoy pachhi ami 💀 lol