#ik they won't so fuck netflix

[alchemistys]

This is fucking killing me

[mediawhorefics]

fmk: george mackay, misha collins, heath ledger

also, if you could choose your dream cast for a heist movie with five people, who would you pick and what roles would they have?

omg i would kill misha collins so fast it's not even funny rip queerbaiting icon✊ it feels disrespectful to speak of the dead like this (rest in peace beloved ❤︎) but fuck heath? and marry george mackay?? just because george mackay seems to have mellower/calmer energy and lbr i'd need that long-term i think.

omg that's SUCH a fun question!!!!

charlize theron is the leader/mastermind with a side of muscle because she's hot when she beats up people.

sandra oh is second in command without whom the whole thing would fall apart and prob the weapon expert or something. she and charlize's character have crazy sexual tension/partner-in-crime vibes (think pitt/clooney drift compatibility in the ocean films) and the rest of the crew doesn't realize they've been together for years until the end. but in like a sexy they're fugitives who have to live on different continents sometimes non-heteronormative way.

florence pugh is the lonely hacker who grew up on the streets/in the system that charlize's character convinces to join the crew because their old hacker (played by .... idk lets say george mackay since you mentioned him and i like the idea of two blonde bad bitches playing shadows of each other/the same archetype) sold them out on a job a few years ago and they've been making do without ever since. they both swear it's just for one job and they won't get attached but she ends up as the charlize/sandra adopted kid by the end of the film even though she's in her mid-20s.

pedro pascal and john boyega are their conmen because those two oooooooooze charm and we need some boytoys in here.

ik we hate love triangles but florence pugh's character def. is in one with the betrayer george mackay who is sniffing around the operation and whom no one trusts AND john boyega who is a shameless flirt. i can't decide who she develops a genuine connection with, but she does with one of them and its left open-ended for if there's a sequel.

what else do we need ? a driver ? maybe somebody like michael sheen who seeems really unassuming and sweet (aziraphale vibes) but then he's like.... a MANIAC on the road. or kristen stewart looking hot. those are the only two options. actually not kristen stewart, her and florence pugh's characters would 100% fall in love. oooh maybe for the sequel. michael sheen gets hurt/killed in the first one (rip bro) and kristen stewart is brought in for a love square?? lowkey how funny would it be if it ends in an ot3 poly relationship.... who is the one who gets left out? y'all choose. (wait, its florence.... it has to be florence, it's about her the whole time and then she ends up a single queen kdjfnghjsdss)

ian mckellan is some iconic gay duke or something who backs the whole thing...

@ netflix i am available....

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