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allmyoldhaunts · 2 years ago

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the golden blade as an antagonist is so funny to me. he has two swords and they’re covered in gold. he lost a fight twice because lucy threw something at him. he’s a bad shot. he wears so much eyeliner. he uses a rapier, which is a weapon typically used by children in that universe. he fails at killing lockwood after shooting him point blank. he looks like a pirate.

#also he's never met george! and likewise!#not only did he get thwarted by lockwood and lucy shenanigans twice but it was twice in the same night #ik the rapier means he's probably a former agent #almost definitely fittes #but also like. dude.#also i know it can't all be golden because the blade would be too soft #but does it work against ghosts? since it's not pure iron?#and also my guy brought a gun to a swordfight #which would be a smart thing to do!#except if he's trying to kill/stop/silence/do anything other than momentarily sidetrack lockwood #then he fails completely #because bullets are no match for the power of friendship :)#or something #lockwood and co

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