#ik the phrase is from jane

[folkloresthings]

JANE EYRE — send a fandom + info about you (including gender preference) and i’ll tell you who i ship you with.

hellooooooo!!! firstly, congrats on 1k! 🥳 absolutely adore your writing and i would like to be shipped with an f1 driver :)

my pronouns are she/her. i’m bi (tho i don’t really think that counts lol). i’m a black South African girlie and i know at least 9 languages; most are South African languages and the rest are English, Korean and Arabic. i recently got a labrador and i love him sm. i absolutely, with my whole being, love music especially hiphop, rap, rnb, afrobeats, kpop. i could really go on and on. i am a dancer, ranging from ballet to contemporary to hiphop. i’m 5’0. i would consider myself to be funny but that’s just me. i barely know how to drive but I WILL SOON, TRUST! uhhhhhh i’m the only kid, i love beaches but i prefer the indoors and i hate running 😭 (a girlie’s got weak lungs, what can i do? 😣). i can cook and bake, my favourite colour is pink, i love the show scandal and i’m studying to be a teacher.

anywayssss, continue being absolutely amazing and take your time with this, ik you’re probably busy. okay byeeeee 🫶🏽

i ship you with: oscar piastri! five foot baby! adores how short you are next to him, loves to tuck you under his arm and keep you close. tries his hardest to learn as many languages from you as possible, but always ends up mixing the phrases up. still, it’s so endearing when he tries to greet you differently each day. when he’s not busy with racing, he’s watching you dance. he loves to see you move, no matter what style (but he secretly favours your ballet routines). your his passenger princess and he wouldn’t have it any other way, especially because you get to be in charge of aux.

[pynkpoet]

-i know now that icarly is a TV show and none of it is an accurate representation of what middle school really is but u can bet when I was a kid I thought my life would end up with me being 13 being popular in middle school if I constantly repeated phrases from the show verbatim. y'all mislead me

-i keep seeing starbucks-sorry, skybucks cups everywhere and it does not bug me but I Highly Notice It

-im so dumb lol. Jake Kendall????? This guy all the girls in ridgeway like????? Is that his name

-i theorize that the reason Sam doesn't care that much abt Jake is BC she's psychic and knows she's basically dating cat in a few years.(listen if S&C gave us THAT cliffhanger im am free to hypothesis a better ending as I wish. In my head, Sam went to go bail out cat and it's a slow burn get together relationship)

-and ik I keep mentioning victorious/Sam and cat every chance but I've watched it approximately 13 times since it came on Netflix and that's too many to just not mention it

-can Spencer be my brother or something. now that I'm homeschooled cuz remote learning a paint throwing sculpture art class would be dope

-im really jealous of Freddie's shoes. They look like something I see ppl on alt tiktok wear under sleeves sweaters sewn and cut into leg warmers. um....mary janes?????? doc Marten's w handles???? Idk what I'm saying

-ok maybe they aren't exactly alike but it's what first came to mind

-sams shirt. give it!!!!!!!!

-oh my god the way Freddie dresses reminds me of how I dressed in 5th grade. I was so fly I need to go back to that

-its okay jakes singing off key. His lyrics are good. Dude just add some indie instruments and start screaming as vehemently as possibly and I would stream that to death. or like-garage band existed in 2007, right? He can do that

-yall just give him some auto tune

-carly's purple top and jacket r so cute

-this show is great at clothes layering. Maybe it's just me but I think that. can tiktok plz trend dressing like icarly characters so i can cop that style

-jakes gf listens to mother mother. I don't have evidence to support that statement but this is tumblr. I could say birds aren't real and BC of the satirical magic of this site, someone will assume I'm trying to be funny. And that's ok

[trigamis]

roxy for kin thing if you want!!

THANK U DIRK!! : D

My favorite person from my canon: dirk and jane!!!My least favorite person from my canon: UH i dont think any rlly…..How tall I was: around 5″4!!! smol…….Some of my physical traits: p lanky n small!! Some of my personality traits: same as hs self, but i had a really kinda doomed timeline i think?? so i think things just went downhill and i got Sad-ifiedThe phrase/word/sound I said the most: IDK HONESTLY DHJSDHMy crush/partner (if I had one): I HAD!!! a crush on jane. i think it wasn’t returned tho :(My best friend (if I had one): DIRK dirk was my qpp in this canon!!! jake was a friend still but we never really got to connect ? but GOD dirk was like my bff in my canon…..The most attractive person/people from my canon: jane was a grade a hottieThe cutest possible ship from my canon: UH janeroxy??The worst possible ship from my canon: romantic dirkroxy Thats My Friend You FoolsWho I’ve found so far: my dirk!! Who I really want to find: any rlly omgWho I really don’t want to find: nobody!!Who I wish died: n/aWho I wish hadn’t died: im not sure about Specifics but ik i came from a doomed timeline where tons of my friends died so liek…….. Thumbs Up Everybody Y’all!