#ik it's not REALLY xander slander rn

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Soooo, imagine: in "Becoming Part:2" when Buffy and Sike are taling to Joyce and instead the interaction goes something like this:

Spike: What, your mum doesn't know?

Joyce: Know what?

Buffy: That... I'm in a band! With spike here-

Spike: She plays the-

Buffy: -DRUMS! I play the drums.

Joyce: Well, that's nice what do you- *looks at Spike*

Spike: Well, I sing... ofcourse..*sideeyes Buffy*

Buffy: Yeah, right. You know *smiles AWKWARDLY at Joyce* you should totally come see our next performance- /shit/

Joyce: Sure, I'll be there! *suspicious lil mom look*

Spike: *looking at her like @-@ WHAT did you just say*

So now Buffy and Spike OBVIOUSLY have to put together a band, a performance AND this is definitely not just a setup for a btvs band au...

Buffy trying to figure out how th to play the drums CAREFULLY 'cause yk... SLAYER STRENG

Oz teaching Willow how to play guitar

Xander being useless and therefore playing two to tree notes on the base the whole time, somehow still catching the eye of a certain fan girl. Even tho she's a bit older than she looks

A weird, awkward silver haired girl showing up with an enchanted keyboard. Why is she constantly starring at Willow?

And ofc Buffy walking past Spike practicing in a dark, gloomy room with (definitely not just for the cliche) a piano, playing his own song about killing(?) the slayer. Someone gotta explain why it sounds like a love song