#if your friend has a hyperfix you're gonna be hc material

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so my bestie here @slice-of-julysky doesn't know what's a normal sleeping schedule, so when we shared a dorm i was the one who sent her to bed. BUT NOW she's got a girlfriend (congrats btw you two are the cutest) and her gf does the same thing

but it's different. and i have a hyperfixation. so here a based-on-real-life-headcanon

what Straal had to do to get Paul to sleep: physically pull him from the desk, take his jacker off or else paul would sleep in it, tonnes of arguing and (affectionate) threatening, step-by-step instructions 'cause paul is smart and sly and would find a way out of it

what Hugh had to do to get Paul to sleep: tell him to go to sleep, smile, tuck him gently and give him a goodnight kiss

(Straal after seeing this: i hate you. i hate you both. what the fuck paul, YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FINISH THE EQUATION)