#if you want to reblog a version that doesn't have me embarrassing myself kitnita posted lovely edits of them on her blog

[moregraceful]

Will Smith Hockey you are not a king who can handle. Brock Purdy would eat you. Take that off.

Anyway this is on this blog and not cuda blog bc I need to say something very brave but very fujoshi which is I think Ty Dellandrea is literally the only person on the Sharks who could match George Kittle's freak. And I think Ty Dellandrea is the only person George Kittle would even look twice at on the Sharks. AND I think Ty Dellandrea's wag training on the Stars would make him uniquely equipped to be George Kittle's freak ass jock wag. I was expecting him to be like the third in the Kunin's marriage but a) I am way more compelled by cross-sport pairings than Luke Kunin's sex life, b) George Kittle is way hotter than anyone on the Sharks. Also I think it would be terribly charming. Hot jock weirdo 4 tender jock weirdo. Not really an age gap (George is six years older) or a height gap (George is 6'4 to Ty's 6'1 but we know he's lying by at least two inches...) but I think we can work with it.