#if you told lassie you were pansexual he would be liek “i don't have time to hear about your venereal disease!!”

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psych has been pissing me off so hard, man, i cannot stand this slapstick and food comedy their going for in these later seasons and the onllyyyy story line i give a damn about right now is lassie and marlowe, i want a wedding episode and more lassie centered episodes i dont even care man. they did gus so dirty with the way they're making him just food crazy like its actually so not funny i get a pit of cringe in my stomach when that or like some stupid slapstick thing happens, they really just dumbed gus down and made him like a vat of catch phrases and thats so sad. also i want chief vick in more episodes, its really falling off man, season 1 through maybe three were pretty solid, it started sliding off in 4, came back around in 5, some strong episodes in 6, but now in season 7 its dreadful, just put lassie on the screen and call it a day, he is actually the saving grace of the show. they also keep doing henry dirty too with minor implications that contradict his character, i dont have any examples off the top of my head, i just know im mad about something. jules and shawn remain pretty constant, but i do feel like jules needs more, shes starting to feel watered down like shes just "shawn's girlfriend" although it doesn't always feel that way... i think im just mad about her treatment in that clue episode. what can improve this show: more lassie, more marlowe, less weird food shit (but maybe thats just bc of personal issues idk), and more beach murders idk. also they haven't done a tiny shawn flashback in a while like what is going on, you had a formula that was working and now you stray? right when it could possible be your only saving grace?? i think what i really want is a lassie spin off where it becomes a noir detective show or an old western, either or. if noir detective he would have to be smoking in basically every scene, and shawn is there but like in the way mr. yang and mr. yin were in psych's over arcing story line, and each season would be 50 episodes long and there would be 100 seasons and he dies in season 99, season 100 is marlowe uncovering his murder (bc he couldn't just die of natural causes, he would rather kill himself) and rediscovering herself, and yes that season is also 50 episodes, each episode is an hour long.