#if you said miserable instead of passionate I'd feel a little worse about it but still probably use it twice because I have bills

[toskarin]

You are given a magic wand that, whenever used, adds 1 million dollars to your bank account. However, in exchange, a random artist you like abandons their former creative pursuits and becomes a passionate member of a Imagine Dragons cover band. What do you do?

I'll frame it as a collective mental health improvement thing and tap the wand on the table twice. they seem happy this way, and I must make this great sacrifice... for them...