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meet NOBLE DIAMONDI from GREETINGS FROM THE GREY GARDENS:

"Oh, scales and stones. Why are you here?" the apothecarist hissed.

"There was no mention of an interview component in the Help Wanted advert, but alright, I'm game," Noble shoved the neatest, most important looking stack of documents onto the floor and promptly seating himself in their place. He tapped a single gloved finger against his chin with a thoughtful hmm, the edge of his scarred mouth twitching upward at the apothecarist's incensed glare. "Well, in the general sense, I guess I'm here to get rich, raise hell, and look good doing it -- while doing whatever it is you do at apothecarists' and whatnot."

"A street twat like you ain't interviewin' for shit," the apothecarist snarled through gritted teeth, his hand inching not-so-subtly toward a suspiciously dangerous object tucked into his belt. "Why's the real reason you're in my fuckin' shop fuckin' afterhours?"

"Ooooh, right, of course!" Noble chirped. He clapped twice. The white powder on his gloves ignited in a flurry of pale smoke, solidifying into his trusty saber. "Silly me. In the specific sense, Mr. Macey, I am here to stab stab stab you until you die. Any other questions?"

noble is... a real, genuine shithead, but he's ~fun~!

sixty years ago, a pandemic in his world caused 1% of the population to develop a condition that slowly turns them to carcinogenic stone, but before they die horrific deaths the dust from their bodies gives them odd abilities and a fluctuating connection to all mineral matter; thus, the nickname "dusters".

noble is a thespian-turned-duster who is less interested in finding a cure than he is interested in figuring out a way to ruin and/or kill a reclusive entertainment reviewer who trashed his latest show. he is, obviously, a charming asshole with a flair for the dramatics, who has a bad habit of causing problems everywhere he goes -- which is why he is also on the run from the grey gardeners, a medical militia intent on hunting down dusters, studying their guts, then summarily executing them in the name of national security. fun times!