#if you couldn't tell. i was not on the crabs for seasons 1-24

[thebaltimorecrab]

Round 2 notable moments + Round 3 matches (with links)

Before I get to notable moments, I'd like to take a second to recognize some of our most beloved contestants: Bentley Finnegan, Kaz Fiasco, Bevan Underbuck, and Finn James. Throughout both rounds, they have received the most propaganda (or the most memorable propaganda). Thank you to the three people who are consistently posting propaganda for these guys. And thank you to those posting propaganda for the players who are not on this list!

Now, notable Round 2 moments:

There were no major upsets this round. In fact, most of the rounds ended like I expected them to, mostly because a lot of the unlored shadows were included in this round.

Although there were no real upsets, Flattery Strewnberry beating Holden Stanton was unexpected, especially since the only other new epoch Crabs players that have made it to Round 3 are well known: Tiera Wigdoubt, Declan Suzanne, and Juke Gnocchi (perhaps not well-known outside of the Crabs, though). I'm absolutely thrilled, because Flattery is one of my little guys. However, she's gonna get her ass kicked this round. She's up against Trinity Smaht.

The closest call was Nico Sigh vs. Robbins Schmidt. Nico won 46.7% of the vote, while Robbins won 53.3%

There were several polls where one player got 100% of the vote. Combs D got 100% of the vote against Alexandria Hess, Parker Parra got 100% against Uncle Plasma II, Sutton Dreamy got 100% against James Mora II, Lorcan Smaht got 100% against Javier Howe, Finn James got 100% against Vaquita Magno, and Kennedy Loser got 100% against Uncle Plasma III.

And, of course, Round 3 matches are below the cut. Links will be added sometime after the polls are posted. The polls are scheduled to be posted around 1:30 pm CST. This post is also scheduled! I may not be online when you are reading this :P

Now that a lot of the lesser-known characters have been eliminated, it's going to be much more interesting:

Combs Duende vs. PolkaDot Patterson

Luis Acevedo vs. Nagomi McDaniel

Fish Summer vs. Silvaire Roadhouse

Logan Horseman vs. Pedro Davids

Axel Campbell vs. Bentley Finnegan

Parker Parra vs. Brock Forbes

Evelton McBlase II vs. Tiera Wigdoubt

Kaz Fiasco vs. Valentine Games

Trinity Smaht vs. Flattery Strewnberry

Juke Gnocchi vs. Declan Suzanne (GOING INSANE OVER THIS ONE. THESE R MY GUYS :( HOW DARE I PIT TWO BAD BITCHES AGAINST EACH OTHER)

Bevan Underbuck vs. Adalberto Tosser

Sutton Dreamy vs. Oliver Notarobot

Lorcan Smaht vs. Grapefruit Walnut

Forrest Best vs. Finn James

Jon Halifax vs. Robbins Schmidt

Brisket Friendo vs. Kennedy Loser