#if you call me one straightforwardly by any conventional non-bigoted definition you're just being a fucking clown

[astraltrickster]

I am a girl in the same sense that a dolphin is a fish.

I am a girl in the same sense that a seaplane is a boat.

I am a girl in the same sense that Diogenes's bald chicken is a man.

But most of all I am a girl in the same sense that a person who bought a Windows laptop, uninstalled Windows, installed Linux, and occasionally runs Windows on a virtual machine for compatibility is a Windows user.