#if yall really want to be sexy with it make tj a drophead. or in his own words 'recreational crackhead'

[bruciemilf]

It would be funny if everyone thinks Thomas Wayne Jr is the biggest asshole except Bruce.

Bruce: Tommy isn't mean! It's just that not everyone gets his jokes! He can be really sweet!

Meanwhile Tommy is sharpening the butter knives at the gala into shivs.

I agree with this, but for me, it'd be way funnier if they were like catty sisters just waiting to claw the happiness from eachother

The reason Bruce is so lenient when the bat brats have fights, the way he reassures them that no, their sister or brother wouldn't rather rim satan than spend time with them, is because he lived all of this

You can't tell me Thomas Junior doesn't have " is that my fucking shirt" energy. You also can't tell me Bruce doesn't have " it looks better on me anyway" combatants

All I'm saying is, Bruce had to have his Goth gene from somewhere, and I doubt it's from Thomas " I wanna be a Victorian vampire so bad" Wayne