#if there's a whimsical instrument in my vicinity sorry mate it's getting nicked
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ngl absolutely love it when people write about eddie's partner being drunk and they're all cute or crying over silly things but like when i'm drunk i start fights and steal useless shit 🫠 where's the fic about nearly getting a drunk and disorderly charge for hitting a guy who was being a prick and stealing a stop sign
#if there's a whimsical instrument in my vicinity sorry mate it's getting nicked#ukelele? don't mind if i do#like i'll never start fights with people who don't deserve it but if you've been acting like a bellend i'll absolutely throw down y'kno#can take the boy out the estate
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