#if the men find out we can shapeshift they'll call the church

[the-blaze-empress]

happy birthday king 👑

got these photos taken in february this year, im kind of insane about them. u can find the photographer, bebby, here!! go give her some love shes so great

also while ur there go check out my cosplay instagram for even more pictures of me dressed up as minecraft men <3

[the-blaze-empress]

happy birthday technoblade, thanks for being such an inspiration forever and always <3

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hey so uh phil showed my cosplays on stream earlier lol. these are just two of my cosplays that I've done, but they're two of my favourite. thanks so much for the love everyone!! my cosplay insta is tegulai.cosplay wink wonk 

bun thank you sm you fuckin madlad this is so surreal /pos

[the-blaze-empress]

galacticlance -> the-blaze-empress

Hello and welcome! this is my blog!!

I am Teg or Milo, and mostly I write fics! I also cosplay, and very occasionally do art! and i regularly go insane about my interests

they/crow/he, adult, philza notice x1

said interests can vary, but mostly what you'll find is some combination of the following: - emerald duo - philza - tears of the kingdom - hermitcraft - pissa

i also just post random shit unapologetically so have fun with that!

Some useful things

links: ao3, cosplay instagram, twitch, my fics tag

my inbox is always open! please talk to me

i block liberally

mutuals feel free to ask for discord!

i Dont Do sideblogs its all here baybe if theres smth u dont like block the tag (tag list below)

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Tagging system and notes under the cut

yes I know it's insane that's the point <3

-> !! all of the following are susceptible to change !! <-

i don't generally tag for content/trigger warnings, bar unreality (#unreality), unless it is my own post (even then it's not guaranteed). if there is something you really absolutely need me to tag, ask, but no promises sorry.

i try to tag spoilers for things but again im not very good at it. generally the tag for that is #[thing] spoilers

Important(ish) tags:

#gremlin hoard <3 - favourite things #ah shit wheres the thing - things i want to come back to later #original thoughts in their natural habitat - original posts

#wisdom be uponeth ye - asks #reverse sphynx - ask games

#my fic - my fics generally i tag posts relating to certain fics with their title or abbreviation (eg #Small Gods or #tmatimry) #my art - my art. there is not very much of it THERE IS INCREASINGLY MORE OF IT NOW!! #if the men find out we can shapeshift they'll call the church - my cosplay

MCYT tags:

#deaths malewife - philza #hardcoreza - hc!phil and such related things #queerza - q!phil #tha scrunkle <3 - c!phil #oh! phil! - o!phil

#giant woman - kristin #biggy piggy - technoblade #my favourite war criminals - emerald duo

#toob - tubbo #enderboyo - c!ranboo #boy repellent - cc!ranboo #c!beeduo in gay love - beeduo (sometimes michael)

#theyre fambily ur honour - sbi #Definitely A Book Club - syndicate

#go piss girl - pissa #wettest cat ever - missa #mi sobrina - tallulah #potato boy - chayanne #sunnymorning! - sunny #eGGIEs - qsmp eggs in general #disaster love polygon - anyone from q!phil's polycule. who is in that polycule? it changes and is completely up to my interpretation

#dsm5 i meant dsm5 - dsmp #i learnt coding for this - osmp #hoimycraf - hermitcraft #mantequilla de cacahuetes - qsmp #scott smajor jumpscare - miscellaneous hermit adjacent mcyt #cubitos in law - miscellaneous philza adjacent mcyt #into the cubosphere - other miscellaneous mcyt

tags for other interests:

#minceraft - general minecraft content #im more of a cube tism kind of guy myself - my own minecraft content

#lelda of zelda - anything loz related

#womens wrongs - arcane #you abandoned me for hot dilfs - vanco

#cerveza cristal - DND related. usually my own characters. usually flykk. please talk to me about flykk

#insert spiderverse tag here - into the spiderverse

#fucked up littol scrimblo - bishop's knifetrick watson

everything else:

#i cant cook - food/recipes

#if i had to see this then so do you - things i totally think you should see /lh

#add it to the mixing pot - cool worldbuilding ideas

[the-blaze-empress]

HEY!! YOU THERE!! IM MAKING A PURAH COSPLAY!!

ive been planning this in my head for a couple months now, and im finally getting round to actually doing smth about it! if u wanna follow along with the (absolutely unhinged) process you absolutely should go follow my cosplay instagram! i am in fact endorsed by philza minecraft himself <3

anyways uhh yeah just wanted to do that little bit of self promo i love cosplay but i dont talk about it often on here

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hi!! i think phil showed what was your cosplay on stream today, at around 00:30:30 onwards, and i was wondering if you ever posted the kohika creative photos anywhere // if you wouldn't mind posting them? ofc its all up to you, but your cosplay was INCREDIBLE <3 chat (and phil) loved you so much!!

ANON I HAVE BEEN I CLASS FOR TWO HOURS I COULDNT FOCUS AFTER U TOLD ME THIS!!! /pos

i have now posted them to here any my twitter (@galacticlance) and they’re already up on my cosplay insta @\tegulai.cosplay!!

thank you so much, i am SO PROUD of my cosplays, phil especially!! he took me TWO YEARS to make and it paid off so well!!

[the-blaze-empress]

hi! hi! yr cosplay is delightful, specifically the makeup you did for tubbo :D can i ask what brands you use, if any?

aaa thank u sm!! oh boy imma have to go rooting through my makeup drawer for this. that makes me sound so much fancier than i am all my makeup is basically 'whats the cheapest i can find yeah thatll do'. imma put the info under a readmore bc its prolly gonna b a fairly longish list

foundation: maybelline fit me. idk my mum got it for me years ago bc i kept using hers lol

contour: essence contouring duo palette. it was the cheapest i could find. the highlighter is Not Light Enough for me lol

lipstick: that is an eyebrow pencil!! specifically ushas cosmetic pencil. i fucking despise the feel of lipstick and have never found a matte black lipstick that actually looks good for me so i use a cosmeticc pencil instead <3

eyeliner even tho u cant see it: miscellaneous black liquid eyeliner. idk its so old the entire text has rubbed off i cannot tell anymore. i need a new one

eyeshadow: so fun fact the scar is 90% eyeshadow! i have SEVERAL revolution palettes (neutrals, colourful, colourful sparkly, and a massive fuckoff one thats as big as the other three put together) and i adore them. the one type of makeup i actually care about the brand. its relatively cheap too which helps. i just layered several reds and browns and reddish browns for the scar

heres a better picture of the scar (sans extra effects talked about below)

i also used liquid latex for the scar, thats uhhh fx bys??? not entirely sure the label isnt helpful. just put a bit of latex on ur face, then a bit of tissue, wait for it to dry, then repeat. once its all dried u can pick at it and make cool effects depending on what u want! do this before adding colour/eyeshadow btw

i set everything with both setting powder (white/clear maybelline lasting fix) (i use powder not spray bc when i use body paint (which is frequent. usually snazaroo or body fx brand) its water based and water based setting spray can make it run) and hairspray. yes thats right i hairspray my makeup on if im going to be in it all day. makes it extra sure that it doesnt budge and nothing rubs off on anything it shouldnt

if u cant tell im not a regular makeup artist or anything, i know my way around special effects but i am mostly self taught and Do Not Have Lots Of Money. dont come at me for spraying my face with hairspray IT WORKS OKAY